As a woman and a mercy main, fundamentally changing a character

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>>388132265
>As a woman'
>On /v/

>>388132265
Honestly, it's kind of offensive to women and anti-feminist that they made these changes.

Also in the video they mention Mercy being able to "actually fly" - I can't help but feel that's just an excuse for the players to get upskirt views on Mercy. Which Overwatch already had far too many of.

>>388132446
As a feminist man, I can only imagine what sort of degradation and injustice you feel daily in this, a male-centric world. I'm so sorry for all the hardship my disgusting gender has caused you.

>>388132265
Bad bait.
But still, who likes to admit he is a Mercy main?
It's like saying you eat shit and are proud of it

>>388132968
Continue being a good ally anon. Unlike Blizzard with their clear anti-woman changes to Mercy's playstyle.

>>388132265
I wanna fug that angel

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>>388132968
>>388132265
<----{Open,it' 4 your own good}

>>388132265
show us that cock

>>388133061
I'm a mercy main. Not because I eat shit, but because I love dicks.

Did they really change her ult?
AHAHAHAHHA
WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S SO FUNNY. BLIZZKEKS WILL DEFEND THAT.

>LOOK AT ALL THESE HEROES YOU CAN PLAY AS
>OH WE'RE CHANGING THEM ALL NSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PUTTING OUT NEW INTERESTING CHARACTERS

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>>388132968
>>388132446
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>>388133303
Reworking heroes is a good thing. It's new content regardless.

But it's a sign of a poorly balanced character. No one would rework a hero that is doing what it should with a pick and win rate close to one it should have.

>>388132265
>As a woman
Property don't have opinions.

>>388132265
You should have waited until the previous thread where you copied this from was archived. Good future pasta though.
Still, great moves ethan, keep it up, proud of you!

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>>388132265
>as a woman
Tits or GTFO
Also bye, nobody cared if you were there or not in the first place.

>>388132265
Good. People like you ruin plat tier.

>As a woman

Jesus, can't even get a full sentence into your post without having to attention whore?

>>388133521
This has happened a long time ago. It's to late for change now, all we can do is get a few good laughs from people who fall for it.

>>388133527
>It's new content regardless.
i knew you blizzdrones were deluded but holy shit, you actually defended this

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>>388133757
stop it

>>388132968
As a female, kill yourself

>>388133834
Why do people assume others in 4chan are being sincere?

Maining mercy is like crossdressing. I like to play with thought but don't actually have the guts to do it.

>>388132265
>as a woman (male)

What does he mean by this

>>388132265
>this is the new copy pasta

This is fucking gold

Reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting

And hopefully anyone taking these kind of posts at face value and responding sincerely are shitposting as well because the alternate is too fucking depressing.

>>388134203
t. person who unironically posted this in the last thread on damage control because of embarrassment

jesus this thread. i just came here to say this should be a letter to blizard not a /v/ post when i saw it with no replies.

>>388133521
all ready happened, anon-kun

>>388132265
>Woman
>Mercy main

you just play mercy because aiming is too hard for you, anyone can play mercy in her current state, holy fuck

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>>388132265
>As a woman

>Constantly want to play someone interesting
>Start a match and pick someone to play
>Everyone else picks whatever they want with no regard for the team comp
>End up playing mercy because we have no healers as usual
>I have now grown a vagina as a result
The fuck am I supposed to do now?

>they're nerfing D.Va again
She's totally useless right now though. Zarya is a hard counter already.

>>388135719
What happened to the other heroes? Anyone get a buff?

Where can I find the changes/proposed changes?

They can't Mercy be black or brown? What, there are no black or brown nurses?

>>388135719
Now you can do 200+ damage to Zarya if you aren't shit

>>388135864
Thabkfully there's only one black woman in overwatch

I played Mercy because I'm absolutely terrible at OW and I liked feeling useful and getting compliments/commendations for doing well with her. I pretty much have no reason to play the game now since the rez was a pretty big part of that. Now I don't know who I'm gonna play to get info Master rank season after season

>>388133985
not him but those pictures have different file names and are likely different anons. but yes i do agree that "this is bait" posts on /v/ are getting out of hand.

>>388132265
tits or gtfo

>>388136461
Play Symmetra then

>>388132968
I know you're joking but anyone that says "I am a feminist man" unironically should actually kys themselves

>>388136804
>actually kys themselves
what did he mean by this?

>Mercy shitters mad that they actually have to play the game now
Based Blizzard.

>>388136804
>actually kill yourself themselves

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>retards responding to pasta

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/388121005/#388124583

>>388136501
It's fully appropriate, in this case, though.

>>388135435
Wouldn't they just play Winston or Symetra then?

>>388133521
You can't reason with Leafs anon. You just can't.

>>388133957
>complaining that a game is evolving and daring to mix things up so it can avoid becoming stale and dull, with the same people using the same tactics over and over and over again.
I don't deny that they drag their feet with releasing new characters, but if you see characters evolving as a detriment then you're as fucking smart as a jar of mayonnaise.

>>388132265
youre not a woman, youre a mentally ill man

>>388135719
>gets micro missiles and the ability to shoot while flying
>her burst damage is off the fucking charts now.
If you think this a nerf you're just a baby back bitch who played like a turtling faggot only using defense matrix going "hurrr im helping daddy me good nao?"

>>388132265
This will make Mercy require more skill, it makes her be similar to a WoW healer in that you have to use your resurrections wisely and not be a braindead slut.

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>Soldier 76
>Reaper
>Mei
>Roadhog
>Tracer

I'm probably missing one or two, but you have this many characters who can independently heal themselves (and teammates in some occasions like 76), how about not getting hung up on Mercy and just play as those characters? They haven't removed Ana or Lucio from the game - maybe it's time to stop "maining" one character and have a strategy with different ones. I use Quick Play/Arcade (for loot boxes too) to learn a little of each character and then ultimately use them in Ranked.

I bet this is another thread pasted from reddit

>>388132968
Don't do this. You're only gonna encourage them.

>>388132265
Bait aside these Mercy changes are so welcome, Mercy was beyond brain dead, a corpse could hit diamond healing her. "Heal heal, fly to back lines, heal, get ult in 30 second, hide, hide, 4 man res POTG". Completely without skill and the reason so many women gamers play her because she requires skill. She's not Ana or Zen tier but it's a great shake up. Only issue is Pharamercy might be even more deadly, if they can curb that this might be the first brilliant character shake-up jeff and his band of morons has done.

>>388132265
>Likes zipping around healing people
Then why are you complaining? That's her whole kit now

>likes hiding
>likes waiting for teammates to die
>likes trying to line up her stupid invisible ult ring for a good rez
She was flawed my dude.

>Zenyattas ult is to heal everyone in an area
>Orisas ult is to power up everyone in an area
>Mercy's new ult just does both
Lame

>>388132419
This and tits or gtfo

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Mercy is a ton of fun, but way too good right now.

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>>388137143
>when you trick anons into giving you (you)s

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>>388138757
>Am I fitting in yet, guise?

>>388139740
I want /pol/ to leave

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>>388132265

Good, fuck off and stop making comp cancer

>people are still responding

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>>388132419
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>>388138757

>It's disheartening to wipe out a team only for Mercy to resurrect everyone
>t. Kaplan

THEN KILL MERCY FIRST YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. WHY ARE REWORKING A CHARACTER BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BAD?

>>388141336
>Kill her first
>Respawns, walks to the point and still manages to res everyone

Ok what now?

>>388133521
Yeah it's be great if a bunch of heal slut sadist girls came here.

>>388141436

You git gud and lock down Mercy or kill her before she gets back in.

>>388141573
Good luck with guardian angel and the invincibility period

>>388141436
Dying reduces ult charge by 33%

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Where were you when you read mercy was going to become a god in Overwatch?

That's right, enjoying that they got rid of multi-rez. 5000 hour Mercy here.

>>388141742
>team dies
>enemy team has ults
>yours don't
>because enemy team has ults they can consistently kill your team
>lose game because your team can't build ults but the enemy can

>>388141336

Because a non-shit Mercy sitting on a full ult charge is not going to be anywhere near the fight. She's going to be hiding around some corner or so far out of reach that only a coordinated dive has a chance without losing members.

Way to show your Bronze though.

>>388132265
I expected this to go in the direction of
>changing this videogame character is equivalent to literally raping me
guess the bait wasn't that obvious though

>>388142103
It's almost like having a shooter be based heavily on ultimate abilities to win fights is a fucking horrible idea!

>>388132419
It's not 2007 anymore.

>>388133521
The funny part is this never happens but you retards continue telling yourselves that the reason why we have so many retards is because people pretend to be retards. Protip: it isn't.

>>388132265
Cry more you fucking faggot. I'm sick of having useless assholes like you on my team who don't even use the ult half the time anyway because you're waiting for "the perfect time" that never comes. Sorry you have to learn how to actually play the game now. Feel free to quit it entirely if that's too much for you.

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