>/v/ tells you a game is good >its actually shit

literally every game that /v/ thinks is good

La-Mulana's the most egregious example that comes to mind.

STALKER

>your bullets just disappear into thin air 50% of the time (that's at the best)
>there are spots where you can crouch into an area and get stuck there and have to reload
>it's unstable and buggy even with mods whose purpose is to patch bugs.

>>388125320
Those are all features

Deadly premonition

>bad graphics
>bad sound
>bad controls
>bad combat
>bad driving
>bad cutscenes

Everyone kinda just ignores how horrid the game is because it's le so quirky twin peaks meme.

>>388125154
Is this bait

>>388125106
fbpb

>>388125459
This and also Nier.

>>388125387
damn dude that's a nice meme. The
>not a bug, its a feature
meme is from 2015 or so right?

God Hand

Senran Kagura

>>388125459
thats what makes it so fun
I played it while stoned and was laughing my ass of at just walking around

>>388125657
>Senran Kagura
most of its fans actually say the game is shit though

>>388124996
VtM:B
Dragon's Dogma
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
MGR:R
Nier: Automata

A Realm Reborn
>The main storyline is pants on head retarded
>Have to keep going back to sands
>Bro it gets good after 30 hours!

>>388125646
>implying I keep track of that shit
Stalker is just "good" because of all the dumb bugs and shit thought. If it ran well it would lose it charm.

>>388125320
The difficulty changes how bullets work.. Play at the highest and it's kinda "haven or hell".

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Max Payne 3 and Metal Gear Rising. That was when /v/ used to praise ADHD riddled flashing cuhrazzy games. The only excuse was "muh gameplay".

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fallout 3 and new vegas

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>/v/ tells you a game is good
>Its not game that plays like skyrim fallout 3 dota lol or cs go or other popular AAA games.
>And because i literally have shit taste and are incapable of enjoying games unless everyone else likes them too i think its shit.

Every thread like this in a nutshell.

>>388124996
I love illbleed, hey you're not jimmy

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ITT: bait

>>388125504
>Solve puzzle
>Change occurs to some item in another area that you have no way of knowing about if you're not following a guide
>This happens constantly throughout the game
It's pretty poorly designed. Doesn't help that the tablets explaining puzzles are often painfully cryptic and sometimes outright mistranslated.

>>388125320

>he didn't play at master difficulty

Retard. lol.

>>388125459
But no one ever says the "game" part is good. You do this every thread and get told the same thing every thread.

>>388125709
No they don't. They constantly say that the Versus games are competent musou entries and that the Burst games are solid beat 'em ups.

This is the worst kind of thread. Just shit taste everywhere.

>>388125732
>ARR
>Good
First half or second half?

>>388126171
>being so far up your own ass you think there could only be one person that dislikes your favorite game

You have shit taste. Nothing wrong with that it's just how it is m8

>>388125459
Maybe I've played a lot of games with bad controls in my life, but Deadly Premonition's controls were perfectly fine.

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>keep getting promised it has exceptional characterisation later on
>end up wasting ~80 hours when i knew i didn't like the game very early on
only myself to blame but i'll blame /v/ anyway

Only one that comes to mind is FF: Tactics. The UI is fucking nauseating.

>>388125846
>>388126127
I did play at master and guess what downies, half your bullets still disappear into thin air

>>388126110
I played it a long time ago, probably 5 years or so now, but I remember that I only used a walkthrough a handful of times when I was stuck for over an hour on where to go.

>>388126438
But it's far from my favourite game. I'm simply reminding you that no one ever says that it's a good game, they just say that it has a good story and writing, which it does.

>get gothic 2
>have to download five executables from a russian hosting site and install them in exact order for it to run in 1080p
>locks the cursor, can't change windows even if started windowed
>VOMITS exposition and meaningless backstory on you
>forces you on a quest to save the world that you have no idea about
>controls like fucking dogshit
>combat is dogshit, controls make it unbearable
>second enemy I meet is a gangbang of bugs that can individually 3shot me
>don't want to meet any characters because I'm already sick of them
>accidentally worship a statue and my headphones get fucking blasted with wooshy sounds
>can't escape it, all buttons just make lightning strike my character
>had to alt f4 out

Please tell me this wasn't a complete waste of 5 bucks. Regardless, the setting is dumb.

>>388125981
>>388126060
>autists who get offended somebody doesn't like their favourite games

>start ME1 6 times over the years
>drop the game six times, every time right after you are done with the first part (citadel or whatever its fucking called)
>that feel when you want to love a game but the game isn't what you want it to be

>>388124996
You don't talk shit about illbleed, motherfucker.

>>388124996
Prince of Persia
>shit camera
>shit combat
>shit story
>shit dialogue
I will never not be mad. I hated it on release, I got memed into giving it another shot and I lost a few of the precious few hours I have for gaymen

>>388127067

never understood how some people praise gothic 2 over morrowind

>>388128012
They have taste unlike you

>>388128473

well, that explains it