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>played thief 4
>loved it, dat stealth, dat sneaky-beaky like
>want more
>ask /v/ if other thief games are good, because they look like outdated garbage
>/v/ goes full autismo mode telling me how new thief is bad and old thief games are the best
>give in, buy thief collection on steam
>after some tweaking, launch it on PC.
>hey with all the mods it doesn't look half bad.
>first level
>sneak around, scout my position
>notice a lone guard
>has a shiny key on his belt
>try to snatch it
>accidently bump into guard
>no response
>dafuk.jpg
>stand up
>guard doesn't see me
>jump around, run in front of him
>motherfucker is blind and deaf and can't see me
>crouch in front of him, literally circle around him and snatch the key
>Garret makes some snarky remark, "Could you be any more useful?"
>fucking guard still didn't notice
>Quit, uninstall, refund.
"Greatest" thief game my ass. AI is dumber than a brick and you edgelords are all over this old piece of shit.
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>>388078854
Play Styx
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>>388078854
Glad you uninstalled, Thief master race doesn't need autistic fags like you.
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>>388079445
I see thief defense force has arrived?
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>>388078854
You must habe bricked somwthing with your mods, as Thief 1 and 2 has pretty much the best stealth mechanics.
Very obvious considering the guards didn't hear you jumping.
Though honestly, I think your dumb ass would be better of to just play on consoles.
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>>388079495
Arrived? We were already in place waiting (spooky music plays).
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>>388078854
2 is better.
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>>388078854
8/10
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>>388078854
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>>388078854
You're either lying or you modified the game.
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>>388078854
the guard was drunk and close to passing out, hence Garrett's line
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>>388078854
Play thief 2, it's much better. If you're still not into it try deadly shadows or styx.
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>>388078854
>mods
There's your problem faggot.
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>>388080110
This.
What OP says is true. The very first guard is basically completely blind.
There are a number of other games that do this sort of shit. In Farcry 1, you can throw rocks at the first guy you come across and he won't do anything, as he's meant to be an introduction to stealth killing.
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>>388078854
>guards are blind and deaf
This is only true on easy in early missions.
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>>388078854
You know if you wanted a Thief thread you could have just asked, no need to type up 20 lines of bait
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>>388080110
>>388081676
oh so op was making a joke/bait to get a thread going? that's pretty clever. but I never played thief games, so I didn't get it. but why are there people here getting angry at him if it's a reference?
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Thief 4 wasn't much of a Thief game. It wasn't all that bad but still it wasn't Thief at all - even the music and ingame sounds were better in trilogy. Dishonored was better Thief game than Thief reboot which is sad, since Dishonored isn't even about stealing things...
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>Thief 4
>Garrett sticks out his hands for 1.5 seconds every. single. time. he goes to pick up some loot
>even things as small and useless as a fork
Who the fuck designed this ass cancer. I sure am glad they made nuGarrett a retarded kleptomaniac that picks up anything even slightly shiny even if it's a steel fork that will sell for 4 gold.
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>>388078854
SO TRUE XD
seriously though this kind of bait isn't funny. it's boring and uninspired.
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