Can someone explain nine games worth of plot to me in a short

There's light, seven of then.
There's darkness, thirteen of them.
They will clash to reset the universe.

play the games nigger

Kingdom Hearts is light
Goofy is kill

>>387947664
Kingdom Hearts...is LIGHT

Only pay attention to 1 and 2
the rest can be contrived bullshit

Everyone is Ansem.

>>387948021
Except for everyone else who is sora

>>387948005
t. a fag who hates video games

>>387948119
t. Osakateam shitter

>>387948005
OP, do not listen to this guy. Hell, even going from 1 to 2 is confusing because of the GBA game that's in between.

>>387947664
Everyone is Xehanort and the entire series is a rip-off of CLAMP's Tsubasa
Xion spin-off is all but confirmed

>>387948005
Have fun playing 3 then.

>>387948150
You don't need to play Chain of Memories. I mean, not even Sora played that game.

>>387948005
>These people will have 3 ruined for them by not knowing any of the characters and plot points
Have fun

>>387947664
>white with text in thumbnail
>when clicked becomes black with two red dots at the top
Wtf?

>>387947664
Nigga I tried five different times and failed

>>387948343
>Naminé, DiZ, Axel and Twilight Town are introduced in this game and are very important in KHII's story
>You don't need to play Chain of Memories
I hope you just said that for the joke about Sora's amnesia

>>387949013
Also explains why half of the organization is dead, why Riku is back and why Sora is in a giant egg.

>>387947664
>A motherfucker named Ansem wants to steal everyone's hearts, three others are trained to stop him
>They get fucked
>Their keyblades go to Sora, Kairi, Riku
>Riku goes bananas with the motherfucker but ends up redeeming himself in the end and sacrifices himself
>Sora goes looking for Riku but instead meets 13 other Ansems and goes to sleep
>One of the 13 Ansems, Roxas, wakes up in a virtual world, wakes up, learns about Sora and the 13 Ansems, then goes bananas himself
>Riku fights him, Sora fights him, he merges with Sora, it's weird.
>Sora and Riku start training like the other three, Riku passes and Sora fails
>Meanwhile Mickey sends a digital Sora to fight viruses

>>387947664
Just play 1, 2, BBS, and maybe DDD, and then read a wiki for the plots of the other games.

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>Caring about the story

everyone evil is xehanort, sora is also like 3 different people

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>>387947664
Square Enix needed money, they realized the creator of Kingdom Hearts was a shill, so they had him make multiple games with different dimensions and canon.

Sora and his 2 friends want to see the world outside of their tiny islands, so they decide to build a raft (1/3032)

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KH lore in a nutshell