Take any game,say the opposite for each word in the title and

God Will Laugh
You play a priest who delivers his sermons in the style of a stand-up comedian

>>387942515
Kek

>>387942515
I would unironically play this, but only if it plays like a rhythm game.

>>387942338
Brightest Tower
You lead a ragtag team of wealthy and successful people to fight angels and reach heaven.

>>387942515
Took me a second to figure out what game you started from. That's honestly a fun activity in it's own.

HOPE
You play as a Pacifist running through a base on Mars that has been overrun by Angels from Heaven.

>>387942780
>>387943038
Need more heaven based games desu

>>387942338
Please Starve
You play as an anorexic kid trying to hide his condition from his parents and making excuses to avoid family dinners

>>387942338
Sun: Master FPS Inaction

>>387943112
>fail

>>387943167
Sationary turret-style shooter in which you aim to blow up the sun. Soundtrack consists solely of licenced top-40 pop songs.

>>387943038
I can't figure this one out, what is it?

Solo Rubble -2

Demons Columns

Impossibility of Clear Skies
Adventure game where it's been raining 24/7 and you have to figure out a way to survive the oncoming flood

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>>387942338

Unexceptional Mario Sisters

>Walk and Gun
It's an FPS game with only two controls

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The anecdote of Link
You play a boy in green clothes who must do some errands for his girlfriend

Alive and Dead
Reincarnated and currently living female athletes battle in a championship competition on the beach. You treat their injuries but otherwise never interact with them.

Jerry's Base Game
You play as a middle aged man named Jerry and do nothing of significant interest. The developers ban any user made content.

>>387943664
the latest hit sitcom from TBS about 2 talentless Italian sisters struggling to get by living in Manhattan

>Outer-Sun: Light of Peace
You play as a astronaut in the future on a team that discovers a strange signal coming from the ridges of the sun. The earth space agency decides to launch an investigation and finds there's a race of sentient sunspots that can harbor human life on the outer edges of the sun. The sentient sunspots send a signal for blueprints and recipes to create a spacecraft that will deflect the extreme temperatures of the sun. A special team is sent and after landing find out that it was a call from Satan and hell is actually on the sun. Humans/plants/animals on earth have been surviving off of the burning ashes of dead humans and didn't even know it.

Foot and Bludgeon: With Water and Club
You play as a lowly thug trying to rob people crossing a river.

First Reality
Game where you work your way from the end to the beginning of the game by playing it in reverse, and your goal is not to cause paradoxes going back to the beginning

>Goofy Gary: A Final Departure
You play as a man in a pressed tuxedo who was flung into the future, where alien refugees are being unfairly treated by the government. You must save the aliens by displaying love and tolerance to other cultures with absolutely no violence involved.

>>387942338
>Shin Megami Tensei(True Goddess Reincarnation)
>False Human Birth
You play as an alien trying to make his way through the perils of youth in human society while being an alien

>>387943692
Worst job

>>387943709
I laughed

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Max Soothe
A loved money launderer who supports huge wife and child

>>387943709
fucking lol

>>387942338
>7 Nights to Live
It's a game about the Ring, where you need to collect clues and find a way to stop yourself being killed after watching the tape.

>>387944059
You play as a baby who has to dodge being aborted in the womb

>Legs
Like arms but with legs

>>387944064
but you treat them with your magical dick.

>>387942338
>Rookie Safe
You play as a trainee in the space navy, and nothing goes wrong, ever.

>>387944495
>>Rookie Safe
Pro failure..you shouldn't use a fake game to describe your life anon

>>387943112
>say the opposite for EACH word
B- you tried

Death is Normal
You play as a female student with time-warping abilities who witnesses deaths of some people but decides to do nothing about it.

Slowly Sane

>you play as an upright hedgehog that never moves faster than walking speed. The entire game is just escort quests and all the NPC's move faster than you

>>387942338

>Pauper Pootem 2D

You're a side-scrolling peasant in the thirteenth century trying to dodge accusations of possession, heresy, and plague thanks to your incontinence.

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>>387944586
Elite Dangerous you fucking mong

>Ceasing Noise
You play as King Waltz, purging your kingdom from Musical themed Rebels who use Magic To try and Save their lives so they can Detrhone you
...Not bad, i would play it

>Villians of Weakness and Technology
You play as someone who just got hired at an ISP and slowly work your way up the corporate ladder.

>>387944667
>>387943316
Alright Alright
Please Eat Dinner
It's a Surgeon simulator type game but you have to eat dinner without making a mess

>>387944797
it was a joke

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Devil kick

You play a demon that runs through buildings jump kicking people in slow motion.
You try and kick them into objects and the more shit that breaks the more devil points you get.
Devil points let you buy upgrades that increase your speed, give you momentary slow down, and different types of kicks.
It takes place in the Renaissance era after you escape a painting someone made of yourself.
You also have an ink trail that follows you and you get combos for kicking people into things and other people.

the people you kick can be old people, babies, nuns, priests, knights, and kings. they all attack you but you can dodge around it based on their weapon type for different dodges.

the closer you are to getting hit and the more things you break the more devilish energy you build up. which allows you to use the abilities that you unlocked or just unleash some really strong fucking kicks.

The more I typed this the more I wanted this.

Super Mario Brothers.
Average Joe Strangers.

An art game designed to make the player feel lonely in a virtual life simulation.

Slower than Darkness

>you command a combat spaceship that has ran out of fuel. You slowly drift in space with nothing but darkness

>>387944818
Not gonna lie, that actually sounds fun
Also nice taste

White and Black

>Memories: A bright ascent

You play as an attorney for souls in the afterlife looking to get into heaven, entering their memories in order to find evidence that they were a good person or to justify the bad acts that they did with reasonable motivations.

The Knighter.
You play as a type of sorceress who can use some martial tricks.

Wrong Result

>>387942338
contemporary calm

uh.... I guess it's modern day. And things are calm. Really doesn't sound like a video game at all.

>>387944927
Fuck that sounds good

Illegal Immigrant Good Clean

You play as an illegal mexican cleaning homes. The better you work the less of a chance you'll get deported by ICE

>>387942780
Lightest Labyrinth is better because it keeps the alliteration

>Mountain Truth
Some sort of conspiracy adventure game walking simulator

White Bodies

It's about a brother goin around droppin dem wypipo and ending oppression

>>387942338
Alive Unmoving
The humans of Earth are stuck in a frozen but conscious state and news anchor Hank East has to restore motion to the world.

>>387944927
Theres also a minigame on the loading screen where you're running across a painting of country side kicking objects or painted people off the painting

>>387943680
Is his girlfriend a horse?

Magmaris.
It's a 4x type of game where you create a civilization of underground dwellers.

>>387945313
Only problem is that labyrinths aren't really the opposite of dungeons

>Amatour Agreement

You play as a spy trying to fuck over a country you just resolved conflict with because your goverment never actually gave up on war and still tries to fuck it over?

>>387943680
>not playing as zelda since link is the one in the name
You had one job

>>387944927
>babies bounce around like pooballs when kicked
>knights go shorter distances but just break everything in your path
>kicking them down stairs lets you ride ontop of them

>>387942338
>Lively hindsight.

You play as this old man who can incredibly vividly recount his memories to work as a framework for a diverse set of levels and challenges the player has to face.

>>387945529
Neither is tower. I would have to be something not enclosed and be free to come and go. Like a park or something. Brightest Park?

>room against import
As the face of bleeding-edge fashion, you must use your keen eyesight and honed senses to weed out cheap impostor brands and competitor plants trying to steal your latest designs.

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>>387945664
My logic was dungeons go down, towers go up. We're probably thinking into this too much.

>>387942338
tenant good
it's a management and life sim wherethe aim is to pay rent on time, cultivate a good relationship with your landlord and maintain your base.

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>Father
You drive your kids to school everyday and work a 9-5

See pic related

The Anecdote of Zelda: Burp of the Controlled

Coldcircle New York 3: Right letter
You play as a mailman during a polarshift in Brooklyn. You find out there was a note written to a dying scientist on how to reverse the poles back. Your job is to sort through the mail in the mailroom and deliver it to the dying scientist to save humanity from another iceage.

>>387942338
Bright Body : Neglect to Live

The wonderful adventure of a depressed glowing man.

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>>387942515
>What is the deal with Jehovah Witnesses?
>What did they witness? And who is this Jehovah guy?

>>387944829
so the opposite of don't is please
really makes u think

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>Blue life damnation

you play as a man who left behind his peaceful life with his wife and his child to become an outlaw who rides in a gang, kills poeple and rob banks

He has to hunt down his family so he can peacefully be an outlaw.

Main menu and game cover are blue colored

>>387943112
The opposite of Don't Starve would be Do Eat which is just Fat Princess

>>387942338
/e/
You play as a group of people that shun anonymity while discussing your love of video games and don't complain about minor annoyances.

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>>387946159
>>387946230
FUCK YOOOOOOOO

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>Graceful Sun

You play as a happy man who has a simply wonderful day, you get to go on holidays, date with cute girls, drive nice cars. Like Yakuza but with no violence or upsetting things happening.

You can also get a doggo if you want and teach it tricks and shit

>Light Bodies
It's a fitness trainer simulator.

Blue Individual

A game where you lead a one man rebellion on Neptune.

>>387946221
>he dies because of his old age

>>387945429
GOAT

>>387946221
Green is the opposite of red, friend

>>387946586
Blue is the opposite, green is in the middle.

What's the opposite of space...?

>>387946586
This is not japan, pokefriend

>>387946701
planet?

>Silver Moon: Bright Dusk
Blood Elves complain that the night is too bright and it used to be a lot darker.

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>>387946691
Ok

>>387946586
Please learn the color wheel.

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>Final Fantasy
>First Reality
You play as a reality-shifting group of heroes that bend time so much that every reality gets screwed, to undo their mistakes they must erase their entire concept of realities so that others may continue to exist.

>>387946783
So then Living Planet is a game about Ego?

Insidefirst
A VR game where you take women's virginity

>>387946914
That's kinda cool

>>387946701
Fullness? Occupation? Filling?

Mediocre Prosecutor
Spin-off where you play as Prosecutor Payne and lose most of the cases you take on.

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>>387946826
Ok

>>387946903
You first

The Reprehensible 010

A 2-player coop-op hacker game where you and a friend need to coordinate digital attacks in order to pull off CYBER CRIMES

>>387947062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complementary_colors

Silver Moon: Light Sunset

A jrpg where you are a anime ripped dude living in a Hokuto no Ken-style apocalypse but with retrowave aesthetics. Using your trusty motorcycle, your mission is to seek out the power of the elemental stars in order to learn the Silver Moon technique; the punch that will save the world.

Sinners Collumn
It's the original game but it's set in ancient Rome

>>387942338
Saten into animal devolution.

>>387947420
>>387946814
Darn, beat me to it. Shouldve read the thread before posting.

>>387942338
>the new e-readers: existence

It's a christian game where you need to use your skills to make people download the bible in their newest reading devices, all of this in a dynamic church enviroment

Disconnect's Slumbering.

>>387942338
Fizz(le)Red: Outer Reality

>Wooden Bolt Liquid

A simulator/building game where you manage a medevial mill

>>387942338
That's called Pokemon red

>Honored
You defend your empress and wife against assassins.

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>Matte's Center

You play a white male working an office job in a city that, while initially appearing dirty and run-down, is actually an ideal society that promotes freedom of ideas and minimal corruption.

Right 2 Life 1

you just turn right
you die if you turn left

>Risk of Rain
>No chance of clear weather

It's the same fucking game

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>Flawed Light
You play as the priest of an offshoot of some prime religion and command your troops to fight with other denominations, despite everyone knowing full well that it goes against the very teachings they preach.

cricket without my enemies

its not a very fun game

Afrikana Locorum

Play as an African tribal chief (or ambitious tribesman) trying to consolidate and maintain power at a very local level within a tribe.

>>387947420
I would totally play this.

>>387942515
I still don't get why I've never seen a priest do this.
This would make me go to church in a snap.

Alley Lover

date sim made by capcom, it honestly is a great idea with rapish undertones

>>387945529
I got this Shining Spire.

You Have An Anus But You Mustn't Whisper

No clue what it would be about, I just wanted to post the title.

>Climbin: Old Fresno
You have to get in rundown fallout shelters in a cozy, verdant rural town.

>>387948123
It's about a lawyer trying to make the death penalty illegal. Everyone has the Right 2 Life.

>>387942338
>Mediocre Luigi neighbourhood

Play a comfy RPG with Luigi trying to live in a quite suburban mushroom neighbourhood.

>>387948123
Abortion simulator.

>>387948186
shouldn't that be certainty of clear weather though?

>>387949217
Nugget Diplomacy 6: Waters of Oppression
You play as a pacifist rookie pilot who helps to end a war with an authoritarian country built on an archipelago by flying spy planes and evacuating civilians.

Stop Shouting and Everyone Implodes

your neighbors will love you for playing this at night

>>387949661
Best game so far. No liberals would exist

EYLM (pronounced "AYY-LUM- Entraterrestial Lessening of Mortality


An extremely large squad of well-trained and cool-headed team of aliens have actually been living on Earth the whole time, with an entirely benevolent purpose of preventing large amounts of misfortune happening to humans.

They do this in a series of game, starting with "ALLIES WE KNOW" and then taking place in the sky with "FUN ABOVE THE SKIES" The series sort of went off the deep end with a shitty game in the sea called "Get the fuck away from it" and then there was the 90s themed "Golden age".

Ashlocus revived the series and personally my favourite is EYLM - AOT (Allies Out There) where the aliens eschew eugenics and mechanics and start helping the humans using rocks and sticks.

>>387949051
A man who ate too much taco bell and now screams all the time.

Assault on the Youth
Payday-alike game except you rob kindergartens of kids

>>387949051
Clearly it's some kind of visual novel type deal where you sodomize young lads then pressure them into staying silent about it

Foot or Gun Solo: Modern Peace

Pesants of the Young Monarchy

It's basically Farming Simulator: 1367

>>387944994
It's a VN.

Uppertruth

Everyone can die or live by your hand, but nobody escapes the truth, not even you.

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>>387943112
>He couldn't follow directions

Alwayssummer Days

It's literally california games with a DnD rpg system

Local vs Prey
You're a local hunter hunting wabbits

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>>387951168
Okay that's a good one

>>387942338
GroundKniffer

Digging in 360 degree space, finding other Ground-Submarines with knife attachments and taking them out before they find your underground village. Use your sub's knife, cave ins, and dam breaks to win.

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>>387943484
Well that sounds like a nice survival. Pity we have too much low-tier survival these days.

>>387945090
that sounds really nice

>Snail mail Alaska
You write letters to people while wearing animal masks

>>387944818
Microsoft simulator

>Titan Fall
>Gorgon Rise
So like a Hercules game where you play as the villains instead?

Estate housenia: Top of the Pops of Joy.

You play as a poor, but cheerful music producer, who makes insanely successful pop songs from the simple studio you set up in your basement solely for the fun in creating hit tunes rather than earning money.

>CenterSeas
You play as a group of up to four peaceful sailors who dredge up useful artifacts from a vast ocean. All the dialogue is both incredibly written yet totally concise.

Sunny Sands. You own a boat and do odd jobs in a quaint seaside town. Nothing bad ever happens.

An Office of Few Windows. A parasite-dimension in the form of a dreary office abducts you from your world and you spend your days filling in forms and trying to find a way out.

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>Albatross of Transience
you play a shitty fruitfly and you have to fly directly into a god's eye while he's in the middle of battle, causing him to miss a parry and die

>>387954735
rimworld?

The First Attacker
You play as a lone Griffin attacking fucking everything and everything while you wait for your crew to show up

>>387955338
borderlands

>>387946586
>>387946691
>>387946826
>>387946903
>>387947062
>>387947237
The opposite of red is cyan, anyone whose ever worked with image editing knows this.

The First of Them

An alien species lands on your planet for the first time and they slowly take over. It's stealth.

>>387948852
Ken Davis sort of did this
Tim Hawkins as well but he was less preachy from what I remember
it's been quite a while since I watched either of their stuff, they aren't actually priests or anything. just comedians. but it's the closest thing I can think of

Infinite Space Success.
It's the reboot of Infinite Space.
I hope space is the antonym of time

>>387946938
I like it

>>387942338
>BorderLands
>CapitalSkyscrapers
A president of some corporation tries to form an alliance with other companies through diplomacy
hardmode: turn Vaults into Eridian-themed amusement parks acessible by everyone

>>387955459
ha, nice

Sea Camp 7

>>387943038
Sounds like a Biblical First Person Sonic

>>387942338
>Undertale
>AboveChronicle
>Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: MONSTERS and HUMANS.
>One day, war broke out between the two races. sorry can't change this
>After a long battle, the monsters were victorious.
>They launched the humans in space with a giant rocket.
>They were stuck on the orbit within a space station for a long time.
>Then one day, in the year 210x,
>A monster descended an old launching shaft.
>It is a common knowledge that those who explore the shaft usually return safe.
>As the monster observed an automatic reserve shuttle, They trip and fell...
In space above utopian Earth dwelled by monsters, a lively and talkative monster should explore an autonomic space station full of angry Chara-like humans. The goal is to prevent them to land and start another war.

P.S. I swear i made it all up myself but they most probably have an AU about it already cause they have an AU about EVERYTHING

>>387956096
>Not Centralseas

Do everything but sing
You can do anything just not sing

>Coldcircle Denver
It's cold in Denver, and there is something to do with circles. Maybe those circles are crop circles or pentagrams? I don't know.

The Village Begins With Us

It's a game about building a small village and forming a hunter gatherer society. The final boss is learning how to begin agriculture.

X-Parasite: The Same W

It's a game about Wario eating the X, and you have to stop an endless army of WA-X from owning all treasure in the galaxy.

Benis weanus :D

You play as a benis :D

Light Bodies II: Student of the Last Grace

...I got nothin'.

>>387942338
>Surprise
it is about preparing the perfect surprise birthday party to your son before he arrives.

>>387946026
Localized as SkyFree, I assume?

A Good Outside
A rookie cop and his Chinese partner wake up from a terrible dream they were having, and everything works out just fine in the real world as they investigate victimless crimes.

>>387949051
>>387949661

These made me laugh audibly.

>>387943913
Still works

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Awoken Panthera

You play as an oppressed street fighter in an underground world of turf wars where groups battle for domain, utilizing mostly martial arts and animalistic 'awakenings' to take down opponents.

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>Partial Peace: Peacepillow
Pick a hero to go to a sleepover with the choosen heroes of other races and try to sleep while everyone else stays awake.

>Universe of Peacefulness

Grand simulation game of the universe
(universe sandbox but you can create life on planets, however there wont be and you cant create any conflicts between any forms of life. also you cant simulate black holes destroying shit or launch moons at a planet.)

mods would be needed to make this game actually fun

>>387954735
would play

Dismount and Hammer: Peacekeepers
You organize a group of carpenters who build homes for the poor and homeless in order to make the kingdom a utopia.