Aside from the lack of games Name ONE actual criticism against

>>387940246
Expect 5 hardware revisions.

Battery life is annoying. I love my switch. But the battery is really fucking pathetic and I already play with the backlight hella dimmed.

>>387940341
In your delusional dreams. There will be 1 single hardware revision solely for the next generation called the "Switch 2".

1, 2 Switch was sold separately.
Oh and Nintendo's beloved gimmicks.
Its just another fucking G I M M I C K.

It'll never sell more than 20m.

>>387940246
>no games
>few worthwhile ones coming within the rest of this year and next year
>overheating
>forced scarcity shit tier abusive marketing
>doesn't come with a real controller
>joycons are shit
>real controller is price gauged and still not very good
>more outdated, underpowered hardware
>yet sold at a premium price
>too big to be a true handheld for anyone not autistic
>shit battery life

>>387940246
>you can't
>system menu
done

>>387940246
Looks like 2 dildos

Lack of headphone jack in controller, this is an important feature for me.
Wouldn't be an issue if it recognised usb headsets but it doesn't do that either, or at least only a small selection. I have a ps4 gold headset that works on literally every device I own but the switch.

>>387940246
>more games than the competition put together had after 3 years
>lack of games

Meanwhile your system (be it ps4 or bone) hasn't seen a fresh game in 6 month.

>>387940683
Switch is the least gimmicky console Nintendo has made since 2002.

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Post games that will never be on Switch

>>387941041
>toddlers are THIS delusional

lmao, can't make this shit up

It's portable.

>>387941125
feels bad, man. I'm thinking of buying a PS4 just for this and The Evil Within 2

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>>387941125
What's even more frustrating is that this is a game that I'm certain can run on the Switch since it was originally developed for the PS3.

>>387940341
meh, maybe different versions like a pikacho coloured one or a metroid one but unless actual hardware revisions i'd expect one ala 3ds-n3ds and that only if the switch ends up being very successful

Gaming.

Tablet.

>>387941092
Just because you don't waggle the joycons like the Wii doesnt mean its not a gimmick console.

The switch is ouya levels of retarded.

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>>387940246
nigga the charging port scratches the screen without any form of protection applied.

>>387940246
>Battery life
I had a friend who brought his switch to classes and we played MK8
The battery drained after a solid hour and a half on half brightness

>>387941306
ouya was a towerfall machine

Its made by nintendo

>>387940246
You cant back up your saves in any way, be it online or off.

Its a baby console made for children. We don't have serious discussions about Fisher Price toys or Vtech tablets, why dont the mods delete these threads? I thought you had to be 18+ to post here?

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>>387940246

The absolutely pants on head retarded online "capability".

Nintendo is old blood that refuses to adapt to modern online gaming conventions. I was actually kind of happy with my switch until I realized they were still in the same old rut when it came to this.

>>387941249
So what? That's like saying SMT IV should've been on Vita since it could run it.

You need a fucking smartphone to utilize online voice chat. How fucking retarded is Nintendo?

>>387941125
I dunno. I mean I doubt it'll turn up, especially not any time soon but Persona 3 and 4 ended up on a handheld system so unless Sony releases a new handheld then I wouldn't be surprised if P5 made its way on to Switch in a few years time.

>>387941725
/THREAD

>>387941683
I actually think that would be fine if it was completey wireless, but instead you need a pile of cables and a weird connector

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>>387940246
It's much harder for me to pick one than to mention 10+.
But sure, one of the easiest is the mandatory use of a phone app for voice chat, advanced options (like parenting controls), and even some forms of game invites / lobbies which are exclusive to the app.
Some other problems will be with the system forever, so I won't ever buy it, but even if I didn't mind those core flaws there's still this >>387940341 - no reason whatsoever NOT to wait for one or two revisions to solve most of the surface level problems.

Right now everyone who owns a Switch is a beta tester, and paid top dollar for early access.

>>387940246
I can name twenty. But I'm not because you already know how horrendous model 1 already is. I'm waiting a few years for mode 2, hopefully then Nintendo fixes the Switch for I can buy one already.

so is the battery life really bad?

>>387940246
You asked for it.

>relying on a gimmick in 2017

It doesn't matter how well it works,how accurate it is, how well the developers use it. Gimmicks had their time in the sun and its passed. If they still cared, the WiiU woulda sold and the demand for switch would have made Nintendo find a solution by now. But the fact is it didnt' and they aren't cuz its not.

>It's weak

You're not going to get multiplats that matter. This isn't like the gap between Wii and 360/PS3, something that can be fixed by a downgrade, and I'm not talking about fucking cartoonish stuff like dragonquest I mean games with actual large scale worlds with lots of detail. The PS4/Xbone base models are havin trouble loading their assets and maintaining above 20fps, this is why they're pushing new hardware already, practically mid generation.

You think switch's mobile hardware is going to be able to push any game they can? Fuck no, it's going to be another first party only generation. I don't know about you but I'm sick of that shit. I don't like havin to buy multiple pieces of hardware because Nintendo wants to play special snowflake faggot and not produce a means by which developers can actually put a fucking game on their platform.

also
>Amiibos
>paywalled online
>controller prices are outrageous
>Pro controller has gyros that no one asked for in it
>Prime 4 will probably be on it and have motion controls forced on it with no or poorly supported REAL controller support.

Of course to the modern cancerous fanbase of drones, these aren't problems. I'll be over here in my old faggot corner waiting for the next gamecube. I don't know what Nintendo is waiting for anyway you cant use the sales excuse, or not competing excuse anymore because gamecube sold MORE THAN WIIU.

>>387940246
It won't have a Gran Turismo/Forza equivalent and will be lucky to get a single decent car racing game.

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>>387941125

>>387940246
Controller is expensive and gimmicky.

The dock doesn’t do extra shit, glorified usb c to hdmi.

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>>387940246
Most games on Switch are just casualized 5-minute dumb fun shit with no gameplay depth, which turn off a lot of hardcore gamers who want something meatier, requires more skills, and challenging.

>BOTW
casualized Ubishit open world with braindead enemy AI and muh physics gimmicks.

>MK8D
Fun to play with buddies, but boring to play alone or online due to being the most shallow racing game on the market

>ARMS
Already dead due to shallow FG mechanics, no contents, and gimmicky waggle waggle controls. FGC doesn't even consider it as a FG.

>Splatoon 2
The casualized gateway to team based multiplayer shooter even 6 years old can play. Most people would abandon it for shooters with more depths and higher skill ceilings once they get good enough and desire something more challenging.

>SMO
Metroidvania > collectathon platforming trash

>>387940246
>game console
>ignore the lack of games

Its not a ps4

>>387941725

Objectively the most legitimate issue the Switch has. Absolutely no one should be ok with how they're handling voice chat.

>>387940246
>Aside lack of games
>It's the most important thing for a console
No

>>387940246
Needing a fucking phone app for voice chat, for one thing.

>>387942921
>>Pro controller has gyros that no one asked for in it

Xbone is the only controller without gyro now even including the Steam controller, 3ds, and Vita. Do you simply not like being able to aim? You can say that you would never play a shooting game on console, but you still have adventure games with ranged weapons that benefit from it. There are also console exclusive shooting games that could take advantage of it. I have to assume the people who don't want more gyro implementation are simply the console only people who built up a useless skill that they don't want to have to throw away to be able to remain competitive. Perhaps you are actually a PC exclusive player that gets upset by the idea of console players getting something nice?

>>387941249
>He thinks the switch is capable to emulate ps3 games

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>>387944130
I don't play shooters on consoles, whether its a controller or a gimmick. Console shooters are ass. I keep a PC for that.

>>387944136
Eh? Who said anything about emulation? Persona 5 is hardly outside the scope of the Switch's hardware, man. It all depends on whether Atlus makes a port.

>>387944408
A PS3 is far more powerful than a switch anon, it would have to get downgraded to run on the switch.

>>387940246
I kinda hate how it doesn't have a d-pad on the joycons to make up for the fact that the joycon is meant for two people, but that's it. The switch is pure

>>387944267
That is why I mentioned other genres. Shooters are not the only games where aiming is useful. Gravity Rush makes good use of it as an example of one of the few Sony games that takes advantage of the feature. Things like Dark Souls or Monster Hunter would also benefit in the same way Zelda did.

>>387940880
>no games
>few worthwhile ones coming within the rest of this year and next year
>overheating
>forced scarcity shit tier abusive marketing
>shit battery life
Only ones I agree with which is enough to turn me away from it

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>>387944776
I
Dont
Care
About
Gimmicks.

You retarded or somethin?

>>387941725
It's only with friends so you might aswell just use Discord or Skype

Why can't sonybros still come to terms with the Switch's success?

>>387944575
>A PS3 is far more powerful than a switch anon
I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.

>>387944575
Do not be ridiculous. They're at least the same in terms of power -- the Switch is probably more powerful to some degree.

>>387944964
Then I will accept that you typed out that long paragraph just for bait. I'm sorry we both wasted our time.

>>387943495
>Being this much of a contrarian

Splatoon 2 is great and MK8D is actually fun if you like arcade racers
t. someone who doesn't even own a switch

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>>387945189
PS3 has 500mb ram
Switch gas 4gb

500 is far more than 4, fucking autist.

>>387940880
>over heating

First I've heard of this

>Forced scarcity

No.

>more outdated, underpowered hardware

It's a powerful handheld. This underpowered meme needs to stop.

>shit battery life

It has comparable battery life to 3DS and Vita

>MUH VOICE CHAT
God, are you so eager to listen to 12 year olds ranting?

>>387945419
Not him, but what if I despise multiplayer and just want a good singleplayer game that's challenging?

>>387945637
Don't buy a switch then, you won't find challenging single player titles there.

I'm not gonna be "Nintendo Defense Force" and deny all flaws that the switch has

>>387943772
I have one and even I don't like that. it's shitty and, like you said, the biggest issue of the switch. Though I'm pretty happy for the monster hunter port. I enjoyed the 3ds one so that should be fun (if it ever gets an English release)

>>387943495
Sure thing, le everything sucks, amirite?

>>387945995
more like "every big budgeted normie pandering piece of shovelware" sucks.

>>387946128
My apologies, le everything sucks if I use enough buzzwords, amirite?

>>387946217
The difference is that some of us still have hope in good games, we don't just lap up corporate diarhhea because we're told to.

>>387943751
>No Monster Hunter = you cry
What if I own a PC shitposter-kun?

>>387946349
That's like your opinion.

Owned one since launch. My main complaints:

>No way to backup saves nor cloud saves. Makes me not want to use it in portable mode while on trips.
>Lack of multimedia apps despite the portable mode being perfect for Netflix, Youtube, Plex, etc.
>The UI Design is pretty barebones and needs some major work or custom skins/backgrounds. The layout for the eShop is especially bad.
>The dock is horrendous and I wish Nintendo would offer better alternatives, or allow third parties to make one that isn't a piece of shit.
>The left joycon's directional buttons are ass for 2D games in portable mode. I really wish they would offer a D-Pad version of it.
>Lack of virtual console stuff is pretty bad at the moment, feels like they are purposely holding off on it due to the NES and SNES Classic.
>The voice chat via phone thing is horrendous and one of the most backwards things I have seen a modern tech company do.

With that said, I still put a decent amount of time on the Switch, far more then the first two years when I owned a Wii U.

>>387941125
Seriously? You're going to bring up exclusive games when talking about a Nintendo console? Are you just fucking stupid or what?

>>387945427
can you at least try

>>387940246
Trademark theft.

>>387945275
Shitch can't even run minecraft properly.
The fucking minecraft.

Crowbcat told me it was bad, so I listening to him.
I have to consult others (/v/,e-celebs, etc.) to validate my opinions.

>>387940246
It's attracted some of the absolute worst and most cancerous shitposters to date. Wojaks are a severe form of cancer and the board has literally been plagued with console warring cucks.

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>>387947342
>Shitch
Fuck off barneyfag we know its you.

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>>387946754
There will be a third party dock released soon. It is still overpriced at $50, but it is at least open to allow better ventilation.

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Aside from the lack of games

Name ONE actual criticism about the Jaguar

You cant

>>387940246
I can name several

>underpowered
>weird controller
>need 100000 accesories to get the console you want.
>battery life
>low res
>not backwards compatible
>small hard drive

>>387947742
It looks like a toilet

>>387940246
can't turn it off without pressing the power button

>>387947742
>Its not 64 bit.
>Controller is anal cancer
And yes I did the math.

>>387947784
You know what else looks like a toilet anon?
A fucking toilet, You hate toilets do you anon?
Where do shit then m8?
On the fucking floor like a filthy animal?

This is why The Jaguar is the best consoles ever, Anyone that disagrees is literally a poo in the loo.

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>>387947772
>le Switch is underpowered meme

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>>387948045
>can't even BOTW at a """stable""" 30 FPS without patches

>>387947681
Didn't that Nyko one require you to remove the internals of the normal Switch dock and put it in their shell?

Either way, I am not a fan of the design. I am kinda hoping we get something closet to the PS Vita dock and a lot more sturdy.

>>387940880
>>forced scarcity shit tier abusive marketing
They literally can't have more manufactured since apple decided to use some of the same hw components with only a single manufacturer.

>>387948227
>wii u game that was barely optimized for the system

>>387948227
>PS4
>Can't even run Knack at a stable 30 frames

>>387940246

the worst wireless reception of any device, portable and stationary, probably of all time

>>387948312
>the company that made both the system and the game can't even optimize it properly

>>387948405
Thank you for proving my point. I wouldn't be caught dead defending Knack or Bloodborne when Sony should have the money to ensure better quality control.

>>387941551
I don't get the "doesn't fit in your pocket argument"
When you're only out with your trouser pockets usually you only need to bridge a few mins if anythign and your smartphone suffices
You bring a handheld when you can expect to be unable to do anything for a alogner period of time, and you usually bring a bag with whatever other stuff you were going to do

>>387941683
You apparently since they grasped msot people use alternate programs anyway

>>387948484
botw was probably rushed to meet launch deadlines desu, mk8d is more visually impressive and runs great

>>387948495
I can fit it in my pocket just fine.

>>387948625
>mk8d is more visually impressive and runs great
A port of a WiiU game that has less content than a 5 dollar indie game on steam?

>>387940246
lack of games on a GAMING console is the worst offense it can have. There is no point to this thread

Barebones UI
Shit online infastructure
Tiny controllers
Friend codes

>>387948237
I don't see anything like that in the description, but I don't know for sure. I will agree that stability looks like a concern. Even with the larger standard base I felt the need lodge it up against the back of my monitor to avoid the risk of my cat knocking it over.

>>387945583
>>over heating
yes, it doesn't bother me but you can't deny the fact that it get's as hot as a phone after and hour on youtube.
>It's a powerful handheld
he literally said that it's too big for a handheld,and no the fact that you can hold it in your hand while sitting on your couch isn't a good counter point, literally no reason to not just play it on your tv (except for the worse visuals and performance and 30fps is more noticable on a big screen than the small one). it isn't a fucking ds that you can stuff in your pocket and go. by that logic a laptop is a handheld.
>It has comparable battery life to 3DS and Vita
it literally doesn't, my 3ds lasts longer than my switch and even if they lasted the same that really can not be considered an achievement.

>inb4 sony false flag
i hate nintendo with a burning passion but i love monhun, and it is literally the only reason why i got another shitty nintendo console.
fuck capcom for putting MH on the nintendo, mh 3rd was prettier and ran better on the psp while te 3ds literally turned it into pixel trash on a screen smaller than my fucking samsung. fuck capcom and fuck nintendo jewelry.

>>387945419
splatoon is far from great. it really is just a dumbed down shooter

>>387948576
fucking nintenbros

>>387948979
Splatoon is bettter than every shooter that's been released in the past 10 years.

>>387948979
It barely even has a singleplayer, yet they charge 60 bucks for it? Not even Overwatch is that expensive, and that's pure waifu trash.

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>>387949074
jesus christ.....

>>387949074
>best baby shooter for vTech playmate

I'm a kid, you're a squid

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>>387949074
*blocks your path*

>>387949145
this. you sit in a hub world and play like 2 multiplayer modes. you cant even do salmon run whenever you want, nintendo tells you when you can play it...lmao

>>387948576
>i will suck nintendos dick NO MATTER WHAT

>>387949317
Tell me you're kidding. Even TF2 lets you play Mann versus Machine anytime, even by yourself if you want.

>>387940246
It's hardware is a little weak compared to the competition while having a high price point, and the portability isn't really for everyone. Accessories are also quite expensive. Honestly though, these criticisms aren't too big of a deal; the lack of games is what's really holding me back from getting one. I might get one later this year for Mario Odyssey, but that's a big maybe.

>>387949402
nope, you can only play salmon run on certain times of the day when nintendo unlocks it. its the most fucking retarded thing ive ever seen

>>387948979
It has no aim assist, most weapons are projectiles, and it is also faster than the typical console shooting game. You can put it up against Quake and call it dumbed down, but this is still a step in the right direction for a console shooter.

>>387940246

As someone who plays the Switch somewhat regularly, there are COUNTLESS improvements I'd recommend for the system. This thing was so obviously shat out fast after they realised the Wii U was a sinking ship. I'd give the switch so many improvements if I could.

>a dock that doesn't require me to glue microfibre cloth strips to the inner ridges in fear of ruining my screen

>an eShop that isn't bland and glitchy as fuck.

>an internet browser (preferably one that allows you to share screenshots)

>joycons that aren't made of such a weak material (they're made of the kind of plastic that picks up those weird, varnish scrape looking scratches that somehow stand out worse than actual scratches)

>the ability to give software a locked place on the menu

>the ability to turn off the pointless fucking "which account will you be using" thing that appears before starting a game. If there's only one fucking account on the system why do this.

>better online connectivity

It's sad how the Wii U was honestly so much better as an actual piece of hardware. Even the fucking Wii felt more solid than this.

The entire system menu is barebones early access horseshit. There's minimalism, and there's completely lacking in important features.

>>387949515
That is pretty retarded, no lie. I guess they learned nothing from the terrible map rotation system.

>>387949553
>this is still a step in the right direction for a console shooter.
A step up? If it was a step up it would be a PC game utilizing the only control scheme that fits a shooter: KBM. Right now I'd rather play The Order 1886 than touch Splatoon, since at least that goes on sale for 5 bucks now and then.

>>387949553
yea lets make a shooter where instead of aiming you just hold down the trigger and paint everything so everyone feels included....yea nah

>>387940246
I think the use of the touchpad as a map in splatoon is better than having to push X To breifly see it in the sequel.

Nintendo needs to stop being faggots and add more color variety and themes to the switch. Havent seen that shit done since the gamecube, and only japan is getting that treatment for their 3DS

>>387949793
That's just one game mode. there's plenty of others that Nintendo doesn't allow you to play because customers aren't allowed control over their multiplayer. But I'm sure you can unlock them eventually, right?

>>387949074

holy fucking shit, please tell me you're joking. an irritating, rushed piece of shit that doesnt let you choose which fucking GAME MODE you're playing online cannot objectively be any higher than a 7/10. also the single player was lazy as hell, not to mention the "free updates" that were just weapons you should have had at the start of the game.

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>>387940246
>Aside from the lack of games
You serious mate? The number of games a system has especially on release is important. But that aside:

>Pricey as fuck and this includes the games and accessories
>The lack of d-pad is ass in terms of multiplayer with the joycon
>Even for single player, the Joycon's D-Pad looks weird. Compare it to the Playstation and Wii's D-Pad, it looks uncomfortable to use it say for example on a fighting game.
>The joycon looks small and uncomfortable
>You have to use a phone to voice chat and that's just stupid and inconvenient as hell. I'm pretty sure the Wii U's gamepad has a build in mic.
>Battery life from what I've frequently hear is shit
>Speaking of batteries, wasn't there a big problem with the charging cable port on the bottom of the system?
>The fact that they make you pay for online is scummy and this applies to other consoles as well. At least one payment is good for one year.
>The "free" games you receive from their online subscription are games that are extremely old that people can just emulate easily and has a time limit. It's nice to have free games but compare it to Playstation's gold membership and its bonuses, Nintendo's bonuses are weak.
>News everywhere about the dock scratching screens. People will say that you should just buy a screen protector but the thing is, why should you buy a screen protector so that you can use the dock in the first place? If a product does harm to another product, that's just plain terrible and there's no excuse for it.


The one thing I gotta give the Switch credit for is the fact that it's pretty easy to carry it from one house to another as compared to other consoles. If ever I want to get a Switch, I'd wait for a newer version that hopefully solves at least majority of the issues.

It copied the Sony and Microsoft online formula. Aka making you pay for a service that sucks ass and isn't worth the money.
I wouldn't be surprised if they copy paid avatars, too.

>>387940246
>aside from the only thing that matters
I'm sure there could be other reasons but your question is too silly to even bother.

>>387940246
It's called the Switch because once you turn it on, you want to just switch it back off

>>387949634
Being on PC would not be it a step in the right direction for consoles. That is a completely different thing. This is the first time console players have been able to enjoy being able to aim.

>>387949793
In Counter Strike all you need to do is plant a bomb. Certainly other players will understand this and not try to stop you.

The name of the console encourages violence.

1.A lack of good games.
2.Overpriced peripherals (thank god for that wired hori controller)
3.Shitty dock that scratches the screen.
4.Certain games feel awkward in handheld mode like Splatoon 2.
5.Overpriced VC titles.
6.One of its few good games is a crappy port of a wii-u title.
7.Can't completely turn the thing off without using the power button.
8.Kickstand is garbage.
9.Paid online starting next year.
10.Can't charge the system in tabletop mode. Even the fucking wii-u tablet had better charging ports placement.
11.No usb ports for handheld and tabletop mode.
12.Continues to support amiibo bullshit.
13.Possible sync issues with the joycons.

Mine just sits in its dock all day as a Splatoon 2 machine. I'll probably sell it in a year.

>>387950319
>Being on PC would not be it a step in the right direction for consoles.
Then why does Nintendo have a shooter in the first place? That's a genre that should only be on PC. Having even one just makes your console a wannabe PC.

>This is the first time console players have been able to enjoy being able to aim.
Too bad they can't aim well.

>>387949892
Who fucking cares about that shit? The core of the game is fun, everything else is just nitpicking.

>>387950660
>The core of the game is fun,
Who says? A biased fan?

>>387950450
All consoles are just locked down PCs no matter what games are on them. However, it is still perfectly playable and fun with a controller. I would even go so far as to say that gyro is subjectively more fun than a mouse. I even bought a Steam controller so I could get the same feeling in single player PC shooting games. Does that make my PC a wannabe console?

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>>387951105
>would even go so far as to say that gyro is subjectively more fun than a mouse.

Careful there billy. You're supposed to be subtle when you shitpost.

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>>387949236
*Walks past while pushing up sunglasses*

>>387950352
Why would you buy a system knowing you won't like it?

>>387941725
>>387942260
>Voice chat
They specifically implemented that convoluted bullshit to keep the furries and mentally insane from interacting with children. Why you're okay with children being able to converse directly with these subhumans, I will never understand, aside from you being one of them yourself.

>>387951354
Wasn't aware of some of these issues until I had it. Trying to play as much Splatoon 2 as I can before online becomes paid. Though I will say the cost for a year is way less than I was expecting.

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>>387951201
If I were going to shit post I would have said that it is just as accurate as a mouse, which I have seen people claim. However, that would be a lie and those people are wrong. I do however, think that rotational input combined with some natural shake in your hands gives a nice immersive experience.

>>387949594
you can turn off the account thing if you'd look in the menu for once you dumb faggot

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>>387951380
Sadly a facebook or twitter account is all that's needed for the furries and trannies to shit up the miiverse posts. I'm seriously considering returning my copy and importing the Japanese version so I don't have to look at this shit.

>>387951887
I'd rather have performance over gimmicks.

>>387952048
That would be if he actually owned a switch

>>387950994
Something something opinion etc. You know how it goes.

>>387952158
it must be interesting to live in a country where nearly every person is so like-minded

>>387940880
>Real controller is price gouged
>Not buying the HORIPad which is the exact
same for 30 dollars less
>Too big to be a true handheld
>Remove Joycon and it's pocket-sized
>Joycons are shit
>Confirmed for not using them
>Shit battery life
Only game I've had an issue with that is Zelda

>>387940341
Switch XL
New Switch
New Switch XL
Neo New Switch
Neo New Switch XL

>>387941041
>>387941137
>Horizon and Crash I haven't been following PS releases besides Crash so idk for others
>Splatoon 2 and Zelda
This year is a lot better for Nintendo exclusives overall, but that's pretty much down to the lack of multiplats when it comes to the Switch.

>>387941551
>Several of these cons are proven to be incorrect or have been changed since this image was made

Retro Game Collection plus free games is objectively better than PS+

>>387953012
>with gf
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>387952791
What makes Splatoon and Zelda better than Horizon and Crash?

>>387952557
In Japan? I lived there for 4 years and it's rather creepy and cult-like at times. Modern feminism is practically non-existent there though and lolita porn is still legal. Truly glorious.

Underpowered

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>>387953332

>>387953359
Nothing. Sorry, the latter part of my post didn't make sense in line with my first. I meant that so far, PS4 and Switch releases have been comparable, even if there seems to be more laid out for the year's roadmap on Switch.

>>387953369
Lolishit is cancer and should be erased.

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>>387953604
>Not liking 14yo inkling booty.

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>>387954551
>paying 60 dollars just to get your rocks off

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>>387953604
Lolis are great. You're probably a "muh thicc" memer

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>>387955038
Oh anon. I've spent far more than that on doujinshi alone. This year's comiket was glorious.

>>387955137
My nigga.

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>>387955413
>paying for porn

Behold the audience that defends paying twice for online.

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>>387940246

>>387940246
honestly the operating system alone pissed me off

it's cool and has some cool games, but even compared to my beloved ps vita (released years ago as a portable console) has a very strong os with lots of features

Dock is flimsy and scratches your tab up. The price of peripherals is ridiculous.

>>387940989
do you know what a dildo is?

>>387956008
stop being a faggot

>>387940246

Nintendo is irrelevant to the market. Any success Nintendo has had for the last several years has been short term, and no big picture victories. Theyre like Linux when it comes to Desktop OS marketshare. They keep hoping for the year of the Nintendo console but it will never happen.

Nintenbros live in a bubble and will never admit this, likely because the only Nintendo fans left are autistic pedophiles.

>>387952594
yeah but that controller is not nintendo

Wednesday has become one of my favorite days of the week on /v/ because I always wake up to my little Sony fans crying about how much Nintendo is raping them in Japan.

>>387956279
>Dock is flimsy and scratches your tab up.
Except it doesn't you retard.
t. I have actually owned it since March and it spends most of the time docked.

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>>387941551
paid online? I have yet to pay for any online service for the switch and I been playing splatoon.

>>387941325
They fixed that, fucking idiot.

>>387959197
How?

>>387960032
By putting two little pieces of foam on the edges of the inside of the dock.

No difficulty nor depth in NEO NINTENDO titles
Last game with depth was melee

>>387940246
no themes ala 3DS
or maybe that'll come in a later update

>>387960131
These come with the docks now? I just bought some piece of cloth with Metroid art on it from etsy for 13 bucks.

A lack of games isn't even valid. The switch has a fucking tonne of games, with a lot more even to be released before years end.