>(You're weak.) I want to prove to her stupid sexy ass

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Show her your snake.

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she wants your big, strong, throbbing army

>>387893132
something about this Cleopatra is oddly attractive

she's not ultra hot but there's something about those expressions and her personality that drives me over the edge

>>387893612
That's a pretty accurate Cleopatra then

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>>387892960
strong jaw=good genes

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Alexander the Smug

>>387893956
why is he so smug?

because he kissed a trap on the lips?

>>387894748
have you ever played god hand?

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>>387893132
>that look

>>387893132
that's hot

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>>387893085
>tries to commit suicide
>cute ball pythons just stare at her with their cute puppy dog faces

>Civ is reduced to waifu game
And then people ask me what's wrong with the franchise.

Well, it fucking DIED, that's what wrong.

>>387893132
That's not suggestive at all. I would totally use the word throbbing to describe an army.

>>387895974
throbbing with barbaric testosterone ready to charge into the heat of battle

>>387892960
>Nothing still tops Catherine from V
Whew lad.

>>387896258
she's too dolllike for my tastes

it's unnerving

>>387896258
this.

>>387895925
but VI has awful waifus

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>>387895925
Calm your tits. They actually gave the leaders some personality for once.

>>387896597
>cleopatra, tomyris, victoria, jadwiga
they aren't amazing but they're far from awful

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>they make fun of my military
>they denounce me
>they make fun of my military again
>they declare war
>I push their shit in with technology+I buy a few units with my vast riches
>grab their closest city
>pls give it back in trade for peace
>fine whatever, this city is shit anyways
>they mock my military again

The AI is bonkers sometimes.

Reminder to install the right click = X mod before you play the game again.

>>387897842
Honestly though, I tried 6 before, did about 5 games and it was just a war torn shitshow. Everyone hates each other, I miss in V that at least the AI has the decency to form their own groups. VI just has everyone back stabbing each other.

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>play IV, V and VI on Continents
>I can't stop myself from killing everyone on my continent, surrounding the land with my influence and never allow Open Borders
>watch the other civilizations being butthurt at me while I build rockets and just watch them being shit at their continents

this shit is too much fun, probably influenced by my irl views too

>>387892960
> Leader of Greece is Alexander
> Leader of Egypt is Cleopatra who is descendant from Alexander's general Ptolemy

This is fucking bullshit, Egyptian leader should not be a fucking foreigner. What not have Sneferu, Kufu, Tutmosis 3, or Ramsis the Great.

Inb4 we wuz KANGZ, native Egyptians weren't black, and Ramsis the Great was even a red head

i am fond of pigs

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>>387896258
Cath in V isn't even that hot, but her defeat line is great

>>387897842
Is that fucking Paul Chuckle?

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>>387899145
Alexander is the leader of Macedon in this game, dumbshit.

Also, there's barely any leaders in any of the games that weren't "foreigners" in the same way Alexander and Cleopatra were. Cleopatra is a fucking tenth generation Egyptian, she's barely related to Greece any more.

If you think of leaders as "foreign" like that, Victoria, Napoleon, Catherine, William, Washington, etc. are also "foreign"

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>that feeling when you unexpectedly go full on war against all of your enemies and after you defeat them and destroyed all of their lands and killed their country they show their defeated expressions and sadness in their face towards you as you are now the true victorious leader before you either snuff their lights out permanently or make them your bitch on a leash

I enjoy making my enemies suffer

>>387893612
whore makeup

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>>387893612
I know right

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>>387896810
I love the expressions and animations on these people, just wish it wasn't
>animation
>black screen
>idle pose

it kind of ruins it

>>387901559
>They removed the backgrounds from V
Why? Like why? Because if they're trying to be less anachronistic, it's not working.

>>387900881
she wants the D

>>387900305

>Macedon is a seperate factions

They did that soly to pander to modern day Macedonia, which has nothing to do with the historical kingdom of Macedon, aside from occupying a small portions of its historical kingdom. Alexander was a Hellene, he spoke the same language, shared the same culture. He was a northern Hellene, one the southern cities considered somewhat barbaric, as they lived on the fringes of Greek society.

Fucking balkan-slavs, just stealing Greek history.

Quick, someone post that Isabella vs Boudicca thing.

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>>387901745
Yeah, it's kind of silly, Alexander was known for creating a big Greek empire, and is pivotal for the history of the region. We call it Greece, even though he was technically from Macedon.

Especially considering they have the option to use multiple leaders per civ now it's frustrating.

>>387901701
I really don't know, some of the backgrounds were great as interaction with the characters, too.

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>>387901894

VI at least has the best music in the series
Loved how it progressed and grew every two eras

>>387902042
oh yes thank you

>>387902042
This is too fucking surreal, literally yandere kills rival to get his man.

>>387901701
>>387901952
I heard they removed the backgrounds and made the leaders idle was so that added mods wouldn't look out of place. But you know, no source.

>>387902314
Eh, maybe, or they could've, you know, made the fucking background moddable too

>>387901559
this, fucking this, what the FUCK were they thinking? that black screen then idle pose is completely off

>>387893132
>>387892960
She's hideous. Fuck off.

>>387904309
t. Octavian

>>387900881
Why does she always look down to your dick when talking? I mean what were they trying to accomplish with that?

>>387904817
She's beautiful and she knows it. She's intentionally flirting to get you to agree with her.

>>387892960
any sfm porn with her yet?

>>387905225
She's not beautiful though. Fuckable yes. I'd definitely spend as many nights as I can emptying my balls in her. But she is not really beautiful.

>>387905301
THIS

>>387892960
>her
>she

>>387905782
what did you meme by this

So who doesn't bother with trying to make alliance with eother of them at all because of their condescending attitude and their constant smugged expressions and mockery towards you that you just end up just say fuck it and go full on genocidal war against all of them to the point you destroy their cities with nukes killing all of it's civilians because you can which is fun then you get to were you basically just wiped their entire nation out of existence and now your enemies are on their knees and their smugged and mockery attitudes are replaced with fear and sadness before you kill them off?

Or is that just me?

>>387906329
Almost all of us except for the waifu fags on this thread that like getting bullied because they are such cucks

Post more pics please.

>be relic
>last game was a massive flop
>panic mode
>shill like your cock is on fire
>game is the same shitshow as DoW3

>>387906537
i waifu cleopatra but if she ever is nasty to me, I always declare war on her to put her in her place

when she makes peace, all is forgiven

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>>387893132