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My fucking chickens won't eat hay and I can't build

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My fucking chickens won't eat hay and I can't build a silo until all of my melons grow which isn't for 10 days but Penny loves me because I gave her a Poppy flower and she is best girl.
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you only need hay in the winter
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>>387885773
>choosing Penny

My friend, you have good taste
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EMILY
M
I
L
Y
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>>387886362
The dev making that you could marry Emily was the best thing he did.
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>>387885773
Did you mod your game fellas?
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>Cant marry Jodi

Whats the fucking point
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>>387885773
Are your chickens eating grass instead?
Cause then they don't need hay.
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>>387886537
how else could I marry a fat chick?
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>>387886537
Yep
I married the blue loli
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>>387886537
Of course
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>>387886537

Yes, so I could romance and marry Jas.
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>>387886898
The Stardew Crossing I've always dreamed of
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>>387886898
This, I married the dragon.
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>>387886537
yes
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>>387886537
What mod is this layout?
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>>387886537
Not yet but I will
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>>387886537
aside from portrait mods I only use the info suite thing
it's very helpful
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>>387887034
>What mod is this layout?

It is a completely new map, followed by a colorfix program that changes the primary colors of the game to softer ones
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any good new maps lately?
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>>387887240
I like it, got sauce?
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>>387887240
your character is cute i want to fuck her
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>>387885773
my favourite
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>>387886436
he did it because she was the most voted for the 6th bachelorette
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>>387887327
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1317/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fstardewvalley%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D1317%26preview%3D&pUp=1
Map + guide and all others mods you need to get it to work are here

color mod here http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1213/?

>>387887328
>your character is cute

Thanks, her name is autumn.
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>>387887328
>her
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>>387886996
I have no idea who I'm looking at but her smugness is great
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>>387887453
Awesome, thanks senpai
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>>387887508
thats female Alex
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help, I'm married but I don't want Sandy to be lonely, what do?
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>>387888043
Make her your side chick.

Your wife would understand
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>>387886361
>Penny
Literal trailer trash that's banging Sam on the side while you (beta) are giving her gifts + attention every day
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>>387888779
I don't know, a few days ago Leah stayed in bed all day and was pissed at me for no reason. Maybe I should divorce her and marry Sandy?
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>>387885773
>Penny
>used goods
>cheats on you with sam
>gold digger
>alceholic mother
>absent father
>best girl
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>>387885773
>muh best girl
Why is /v/ filled with cucks? One of her heart events is she cucking you. How can anyone marry her after that?
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>>387889028
can you actually marry sandy?
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>>387889041
>used goods
who?
>cheats on you with sam
they were just climbing trees
>gold digger
she just wants to lead a happy life with husband and children, money is irrelevant
>alceholic mother
and I have an alcoholic father, so what?
>absent father
she still grew up to be a decent person
>best girl
I agree
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>>387889254
theres a mod to make every single into marriage candidates
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/366/?
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>>387889238
>One of her heart events is she cucking you
must have missed that one twice, you probably got it first try since you sound like a great cuckold
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>>387889441
Nah, if I were I would've married Penny.
>>387889286
>S-She was just climbing trees with her ex, at night...
Insecure betas being blinded by their retardation.
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I played this game for a few hours and honestly, could you please tell me what the actual fuck is there in this game that makes it at least on par with even ancient HM games like HM64? Because this is a completely soulless cash grab, it has none of the charm of HM, even the graphics look absolutely disgusting even compared to friends of mineral town.

Please explain.
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>>387889601
If you prefer to think she was cucking you thats fine, in my mind she will always be a pure untouched flower and nobody can say anything to sway me. Now excuse me, I have to get some melons for me and my wife and then visit Sandy and fuck her for the rest of the day
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>>387890002
turns out different people have different opinions and some people might like things you don't like
weird huh?
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>>387890002
Nothing, it's just a cute little wannabe.

The only issue is no new content after first year, so you might as well just stop playing by that point.
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>>387890101
I get it, but why not play Harvest Moon, or fuck, even Story of Seasons? It's better than this shit in every conceivable aspect. How the fuck is this successful at all? I read it topped the Steam charts for a while.

I guess this is the power of pc cunts with nothing to play on their $999 gaymer rigs, fucking derivative pixel games with furry mods. Truly shameful.
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>>387890002
PC
Multiplayer
Mods
QoL improvements
Haley
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>>387890009
>Pure
>Trailer trash
Ok...
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>>387885773
>girl that lives in trailer
>likes opiates
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What are some good clothing and hair mods? The defaults are kind of lame. Also anyone using this mod? I like it a lot but having the make an account on chucklefuck's forums to get part of it seems bad. http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/891/?
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>>387890265
HM is not on PC, and PCfags value the easiness of just opening steam and buying shit.

But yeah, Story of Seasons, Rune Factory and classic HM are better.
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>>387886898
Kys furfag
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>>387890257
>The only issue is no new content
Speaking of which, I'm baffled no one has bothered to make new content via mods. As far as I know, it's just anime portraits, npc locations, making the game easier and other stupid shit.
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>>387890421
Are you kidding me? This is pixelshit and looks like a bad GBA game. Emulating the GBA is easy, I could emulate FoTM on the fucking PSP. You'd have to be a retard to buy this soulless cashgrab instead of just downloading FoTM and emulate it. You can emulate the entire series, even Story of Seasons if you don't mind the game running at half speed on Citra.
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>>387890002
It's basically updated HM, which makes it in my book worth playing. It fixes a fuck-tonne of issues that always irked me in HMs, and that's enough for me to bother.

Also, great moddability.
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>>387890550
Could also be that they already played all the HM games and needed something new, besides the massive shilling this game had.
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>>387890421
>>387890550
>buying
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>>387890507
Because the game is build in such way where it is very easy to change existing elements, but it takes almost brute-forcing to actually ADD something.
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>>387886968
>not marrying the moth
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>>387890009
Cuck

>>387890312
Lel
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>>387890847
Enlighten me.
He used paint.net, C# and XNA framework. Can't you just inject shellcode or a dll into the process? Anything could be changed or added then.
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>>387890847
must by why multiplayer is taking them so long, combined with the fact that the morons at chucklefuck are the ones doing it
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>>387890293
>>Multiplayer
>>Mods
Always wanted to play furmod and fuck my friend fur avatar outside the barn.
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>>387891470
And now you can
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>>387891272
chucklefish only published the game, it was completely developed by a single man, thats the reason why it takes so long
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>>387891186
Not him and you can, if you have full access to the code.
Guess what
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>>387891559
No kys
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>>387890002
>Because this is a completely soulless cash grab

opinion disregarded
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>>387891742
I'm sure there's a mod for that too
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>>387891706
And no one has ever taken a programs binary code before and recreating it so as to trace it back to the original source code.
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>>387891664
Incorrect. It's someone at chucklefish that is handling the multiplayer. You can see one of his posts on the stardew valley website about multiplayer when he gave an estimated date of early 2018.
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>>387891879
Original anon here.
What did I said about brute-forcing?
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>>387886898
Oh my.
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>>387888779
But I married her best friend.
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>>387893323
have a threesome
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Why does everyone in SV hate poppy flowers tho? Penny is literally the only one who likes them, are poppies really that unpopular?
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>>387886362
how does /v/ read posts like this?

for me it's eeeemmmmiiiillllyyyy
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>>387894889
I will always read posts like this as LONDON
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Please don't destroy my tent.

It's happened before.
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>>387885773
Why would you think that chickens eat hay
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>>387895014
>taking out my slingshot and craft some explosive ammo
nothing personnel, kid
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First time I played though I chose to wife Penny.
Second time around I realised the error of my choice and chose best girl Leah.
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>>387894889
emily emily
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>>387894795
Have you ever saw a poppy flower in your miserable life, you fucking sheltered idiot?

Of course everyone but a weirdo trailer trash will hate poppies.
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>>387894889
Like people chanting EMILY! EMILY!
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>>387887240
It looks very pleasant.
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>>387895770
Yes I have, theres even a small poppy field outside my fucking window, they look like fucking flowers, now tell me why everyone in the game hates them. I have never met a real person who disliked them
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>>387886898
>This combined with the mod that lets you marry any single character
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>>387890002
Stardew is a straight up improvement from HM.
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>>387899489
this
only nostalgiafags think stardew valley is worse than the other titles, but it is not
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>>387886898
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>>387900071
Reminder furries are taking over vidya.

get yiffed normalfag
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>>387885773
I was gonna use other games sprites and make some characters but damn it looks time consuming.
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>>387886680
So you can lock them outside and they'll just eat grass? Fuck me.
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>>387897094
Used to make opiates.
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>>387900767
dont lock them out, just open the door and they will come out and eat the grass patches if there are any, if not they will consume hay during the night
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>>387885773

hah. Penny is objectively the only gold digging whore in the entire game. She is worst girl.

There are a lot of clues to help you realize that Penny is a manipulative bitch. She sets the entire scene up with the kids when she knows you're gonna be there it is not authentic. She'll fuck anything that will get her out of her abusive trailer. She doesn't deserve to be abused by Pam, but deceiving you into believing that she likes you just so she can escape her situation is a cunt move.

Meanwhile Haley doesn't even like you at first. She's a Stacy, she doesn't need or want you especially because you're some random dirty farm boy. But she chooses to be with you after coming to understand another side of you. She is objectively best waifu
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>remember when some faggot made a mod to make a character dark skin
>another faggot made a mod to make other characters white
>all hell broke loose
That was a fun day
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I may play it if there is mod to replace the tumblr art style.
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>>387901072
You mean the same grass you'd harvest to get hay? I thought he was talking about the grass "texture" so to speak.
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>>387901297
>>remember when some faggot made a mod to make a character dark skin
>to make a character dark skin
>a character

my friend, it is much worst than that.

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/diverse-stardewvalley-hiatus-im-dead.109748/

take a look for yourself
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>>387901297
Sounds like typical autism
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>>387901189
Haley is literally a mean girls tier stupid fucking slut populist dude, Penny is objectively the smartest and kindest and is the only one who shows any ounce of ambition when it comes to her own life. Unless you count bouncing on cocks and sleeping at a different dudes house every night to be a noble ambition in which case you're right, Haley is the superior waifu.
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Haley is the only lass worth it. The others are just for special snowflakes
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>>387901618

>not knowing that the quiet nerdy girls are always the sluttiest most sexually deranged in real life

you'll find out some day son
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>cuck cuck KEK
Jesus, what is wrong with you?
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>>387901760
>when you realize Maru is probably building her own fuck machines and spending all day inside her room with them
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>>387901359
this one might interest you>>387901431
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>>387901760
>I guard my virginity fiercely and have never had a healthy relationship with a woman
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>>387901431
What's the problem? It's not like it installs itself.
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>>387885773
>not on handhelds

Shame
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>>387900767
if you don't let them back into the barn before you go to sleep there's a chance they will get killed by a wild animal during the night
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>>387902507

The mod itself is not the problem, it's the community.

>someone makes a mod to make a single character white
>everyone spergs out, calls him a nazi, gets the mod and his account IP banned for life

>someone makes this disgusting trashy mod where everyone is a pajeet or muhammad
>you go girl! I LUV IT!! xoxoxo <333
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>>387902672
What if you fence them in?
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>>387901431
>people actually installing this to virtue signal on a single-player farming simulator
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>>387902958
Well, if a black scientist threatens you that much, chances are you're an 8ch alt righter. But complaining and banning over it is just retarded.
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>>387903201
Or maybe they like the sprites, have a fetish for dark skin, or is one themselves.
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>>387903161
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Animals#Wild_Animal_Attacks
fences don't seem to affect it
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>>387903405
>Well, if a black scientist threatens you that much

A mythological creature threatens nobody. Changing a character's skin to be more realistic isn't bad.

If they had made Demetrius the local stardew drug dealer I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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>not using the mod that makes every villager in the game into demetrius
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>>387903676
>not using the mod that deletes every NPC
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>>387887240
>followed by a colorfix program that changes the primary colors of the game to softer ones
Sorry man, that new color palette just reminds me of a poor RPGmaker game
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>>387903647
Seeing it takes place in the Midwest, the drug dealer would be white if we go by realism.

Dem's not even a local.
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>>387892698
So why haven't it happened yet? It hasn't stopped anyone before, and this game has been out for years.
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>>387890257
>The only issue is no new content after first year,
Millennials/Gen Z are so fucking stupidly unrealistic and needy when it comes to expectations of game development.

Some games get released in a finished state and never get touched or updated again. Deal with it, christ.
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>>387904059
>Years
>Plural
That game came out in late February last year, anon
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>>387904047
>midwest
>take a short bus ride to the desert
Sorry, nope
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>>387904103
Not him and and while I agree with your statement, there was a promise the game will have an "expansion pack". And it's been postponed twice already.
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>>387897094
>theres even a small poppy field outside my fucking window
Enjoy being raided by police
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>>387904435

He already added a shitload of stuff to an already pretty big game (the update with the windmills, junimo huts, etc.).

As far as I know the next big thing after the ports was to focus on multiplayer which will take a while.

Although the guy is a millionaire now, the least he could do is hire some fucking people who know what they're doing to finish it before 2030
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>>387886537
I did, but not with that shitty art rework
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>>387886537

>New Portraits
>More Item Info
>Indicator whether an animal has been pet that day
>Change speed of time to match a Harvest Moon Game
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>>387904103
>game expects you to play for 3 years for evaluation
>has nothing new to show past first year, just do the same ad infinitum
Contain your autism a bit, anon. The game feels exactly like groundhog day after the first year, there's nothing to come after.

Having at least one new event every year, or have the current events play out differently, would have made it slightly more compelling.
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>>387904871
>Although the guy is a millionaire now
To qualify as a millionaire, you need to have more than single million, anon. Not saying he's poor, but this is not Notch-tier insanity.
And fortunately he's also not Notch-tier _____lazy_____

>>387905018
>>Change speed of time to match a Harvest Moon Game
Link please
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>>387904103
Wheres the multiplayer i was promised
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>>387905106
Also not him, but it's like you really are a fucking millenial and never in your fucking life heard about the concept of infinite game that doesn't have any real goals.

Or like you never played original HM games.
Or Sims.
Or simulators in general.
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>>387905375
In working, you fucking trolgodyte.

It's a one-man project. And the only date ever given was "first quarter of 2018".
We are in 3rd quarter of 2017. Rings you a bell, you stupid shit?
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>>387890009
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>>387895315
>wanting to be near a disgusting hippy slut
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>>387905436
HM games have more interesting things happening and more events. HM and Story of Seasons aren't exactly one man projects, but you're the one making the comparison. Also, Sims have goals, What the fuck are you talking about.

What exactly is the point you're trying to make here? Do notice that at no point did I belittle the guy, I just stated the game lacked content. Which it certainly does for the unrealistic requirement of playing for three fucking in-game years to be evaluated.
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>>387890507
There is a fanmade addon actually, but i haven't tried it yet, since it's full of bugs
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>>387892547
Then what is he doing now?
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>>387886537
yes the sprites are fucking disgusting
STILL WAITING FOR A MOD THAT FIXES THE FUCKING TIME THOUGH
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Will I like this game if I liked Enter the Matrix?
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>>387905327
this is the one I use
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/169/?
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>>387906393
thanhks
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>>387901431
>HIATUS: Life is kicking my butt + mental illness
Now that's surprising
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>>387906195
see
>>387906393
or you could use google for once in your goddamn life, this mod has been out for half a year
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>>387886898
These are all overdesigned in my opinion.
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>>387885773
I can't even get my game to start...
SMAPI crashes every time on startup
help?
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>>387901431
>i'm dead
Good riddance. Sikh harvey looks sick though. Definitely an improvement over pedophile mustache harvey
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>>387886537
I actually made a number of the nude mods. including the dwarf one
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When is multiplayer coming out?
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>>387903506
There's not a single slav grill in the game, yet i don't feel the need to replace everyone with an adidas wearing squatting gopnik. It's mental illness and/or narcissism, plain and simple
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>>387904871
>shitloads
>just a bunch of moneysink items that you don't even need by he point you can afford them
It was fucking nothing. Windmill is nice but you literally only use it twice to make sugar and flour and forget it exists since you can't make money selling those
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>>387906737
it's in my GOG folder with the StardewValley.exe but it just keeps saying "SMAPI has stopped working"
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>>387907692

cry more little boi. your fragile tears are delicious
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>>387890550
I don't know why you're blaming the PC market in an age where porting half decade old games to the PC is the norm for a quick (relatively) effortless cash grab. If anything blame Natsume/Marvelous for not realizing there was a market.
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>>387885773
nice blogpost
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>>387889238
Why do you niggers perpetuate this bullshit? You insufferable faggots are so vocal about it, the dev broke his own rules just to flat out tell the community that nothing happened between them and it was literally just climbing trees.

Inserting your own head cannon of your cuck fetish into the game doesn't change what happened especially when the creator flat out tells you you're wrong.
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>>387906634
Not him, neither the guy asking for mod, but you sir, can go FUCK YOURSELF all the way back to /a/.
Fucking anti-source faggots should go and stay gone
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>>387905925
>Sims have goals
"Play until you get bored to death" is not a goal anon
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Anyone else have a problem picking someone to marry?

In the old Harvest Moon games, it seems like there was always one chick who was not designed for anyone else in the village so you could marry her.

Here it's clear that all the potentials have a clear opposite that they would marry had you not come. It feels like you're fucking someone out of marriage if you marry anyone. It takes the comfy feeling away from me.
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>>387911421
That's what makes it so great
You make someone you're rival and fuck them over

Just like I did to Marlin for years...
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>>387889028
Don't do it dunkey
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>>387907421
How can you tell? We're as white as nords.
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>>387911421
Emily's not so cut and dried. Clint wants to give her the D, sure, but he's so beta that's never gonna happen. And she dances with Shane in the flower dance, but he's a depressed drunk, and other than the dance, doesn't show any interest in her at all.
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>>387886361
>choosing trailer trash
ftfy
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Anyone have a picture of that one mod that changes the black scientist into a white older man?
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>>387886537
I like the Less Yellow Stardew Valley color mod better, senpai.
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>>387890002
Its good for the first 20 hours if you get into it, i finish my game in the half of year 2 but after year 3 your done, only 80 hours and done, that's it.
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saved
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>>387910658
I already posted the source and linked him to the post you shithead, you could also literally just type "stardew valley time mod" and get your answer in one fucking second. You should try doing stuff yourself instead of asking random people the most trivial things, like seriously, do you ask your mother to wipe your ass after shitting?
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>>387886537
>portrait mod by saturnspace
>longevity mod
>time slow
>experience bars
>alex girl mod
>expanded fridge
>wizard, willy, marnie, gus, clint, dwarf and krobus narrative overhaul
>customizable traveling cart
>pet raven
>siv's marriage mod
>jas yandere mod I still have the cake and doll
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>>387915317
Which part of "not him" you didn't get, you ass-blasted moron?
Guy asks for something, you provide. Do you tell people IRL to "use google" when they ask you for direction or what time it is?

Jesus fuck, then sociologist spend years on research what's wrong with current generation and you are the fucking answer.
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>>387915929
>>wizard, willy, marnie, gus, clint, dwarf and krobus narrative overhaul
Can't get that one working, keeps crashing.
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>>387916042
Dont get worked up. They are anti-sozial sociopaths.
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>>387916042
easy on the butthurt m8, they just want that, and they want to feel special because 'muh secret club no normies allowed'
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>>387911421
honestly the heart events are much worse in this game than the harvest moon ones. No idea why but I can't feel attached to any of the female characters.
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>nobody even mentions Abigail
I guess I have shit taste
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>>387885773
>Penny loves me because I gave her a Poppy flower and she is best girl.
You are my particular African-American brother.
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>>387917926
she's ok but playing video games with her would be pretty frustrating I imagine, she's also a bastard
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>>387917926
Doesn't she tell you she wishes she married someone else when she's in a grumpy mood?

Either way, despite the board we are on, obviously flat out gamer chicks who do nothing but game and complain all day are not in high demand.
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>>387917269
Sorry, I've been lately on on-and-off relationship with /v/, visiting rarely for past two years. So I guess I'm getting out of touch with board's mentality.
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>>387918369
I don't think so. Haven't played for a while. I did have her at max hearts all the time though so she was always really sweet.
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>>387917926
>marrying a girl that eats gems
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>>387918721
grumpy mood happens randomly I think, whenever that happened I lost 2 heart points, even though I never did anything out of the ordinary
probably period or something
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>>387918971
She's magic
>>387919046
That wasn't in when I played. Sounds stupid.
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>>387885773
I loved this game, got nearly every achievement, I just got so bored because there's no late game content, it's just money grinding and trying to make the whole town max friendship, as well as cooking every food, the infinite dungeon thing is boring as shit because it's just more money to grind. I love this game but until it's updated with more shit to do I probably won't play it again
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>>387919046
you sure you didn't give gifts to other marriage candidates? that loses hearts with your spouse sometimes
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>>387918971
give her a quartz
>Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!
give her eggs/fruit/vegetables
>What am I supposed to do with this?
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>>387912326
>tfw I married emily and cucked not one, but two people by doing so
speaking of which, this guy right here is best bro tfw i have the same issues in real life
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>>387919340
I was always careful to not do that, otherwise they would comment on that and be angry, but sometimes your spouse just stays in bed all day. Its also a common problem in the steam forums
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>>387919626
you're not alone mate
Shane's one of the best vidya bros out there
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>>387919626
His heart events are the best ones. There's a steady character progression that gets ruined as soon as you marry him or realize he still goes to the saloon daily
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Needs a sex minigame mod so I can impregnate my wife manually. Also lesbian sex is fine too.
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>>387909261
>waifufags get assravaged over their waifu being a cucking slut
>damagecontrol.exe
>sure, she just 'climbed' trees, i promise, u gaiz :^)
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>>387917926
At least you're self aware
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>>387886361
I want to marry Pam and abuse Penny along with her!
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>>387920427
Will he beat me every day if I play as a girl? Because that's sexy.
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>>387921692
He's a sad drunk, not a mad one
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whats it like having a horse? I have 200+hours in the game but never built the stables, and I don't plan to
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>>387906737
Google tells me it is related to mods, what are you using on your game?
It might be something with steam, try closing steam before launching the game
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>>387922973
Saves you a bit of time if you're foraging the whole map or heading to specific spots, although the minecarts are probably faster to the spots they go to. I think the bigger appeal is having the horse as part of the farm experience.
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>>387923117
I have it through GOG
but I can load the vanilla game with the SDVMM
even with no mods, the game won't start with SMAPI
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>>387924008
check if you have the right version installed, otherwise I have no idea
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>>387922973
It makes things faster.
It can also sell you ice-creams off-season if you do the positioning right.
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