>get to my first divine beast expecting it to be shit because

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>>387856936
>Listening to a bunch of autists on /v/

You must be new here, so let me give you a bit of advice. /v/ bitches, it's what we do. The more aggressively we bitch about something the more passionate we feel about it. Of course, there are exceptions but if /v/ is going on about how shit something is, most likely all of the involved parties enjoyed every second of it.

>>387857274
damn you sound like an oldfag for sure.
wish i could suck your dick or something.

>>387856936

>going to Goron land first

Why would you do that?
Gorons and their culture are absolute shit.

>>387856936
It's almost as if /v/ was biased against the game because half of /v/ is too poor to afford a new console and a good chunk of the other half couldn't get their hands on a Switch.

BOTW is easily GOTY if Mario Odyssey can't top it.

>>387857381
It's not something I am proud of but it's all that I've got. I've been here since World of Warcraft released and soon too shall I be a fully fledged wizard.

>>387857417
death mountain is the area i explored the least because it was so ugly and annoying.

>>387857485

>GOTY

That's not how you spell Sonic Mania.

>>387857578
would it revoke the wizard status if i actually sucked your dick?

Go to Zora's Domain next, OP.
Do that beast for plot reasons ;_;

>>387857630
No, wizards only lose their status if they have vaginal sex with a genetic female.

>>387856936
the beast are really bad and poorly thought out. You can tell that they barely tried.
the Zora beast is the most thought out and well designed. Then, then gerudo, then rito. Basically in the order your supposed to do them in.

>>387857630
No, pity faggotry doesn't count as sex.

>>387857828
rule is stupid as fuck

>>387857417
I'm following the OoT order. I went to Lost Woods first and then to Death Mountain.

>>387857740
i did zora's domain first.
the story was pretty good and sad.
i expected the same from the other beasts/champions.
let's say i was very disappointed.

Now I might not have played it but I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that it sucks.

>>387857970
that's dumb

I'm saving the Rito Beast for last because fuck that pompous asshole.

>>387857612
Sonic Mania is fun but it's not anything new, and certainly not enough content to be GOTY.

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>>387857952
We didn't make the rules
They just magically happened

>>387858076
the ability you get from rito is ridiculously good though.

>>387858348
yeah, definitely the best.
the goron ability is shit though.
i usually just let it disabled because that shitty red orb looks stupid.

>>387857485
>It's almost as if /v/ was biased against the game because half of /v/ is too poor to afford a new console and a good chunk of the other half couldn't get their hands on a Switch.
The game is on the Wii U which was the most popular console on /v/ for years you dumb nigger, your non-argument is shit

>>387858348

No, that bird man was mean to me so I'm not going to help him immediately. He can wait.

>>387857274
>Of course, there are exceptions but if /v/ is going on about how shit something is, most likely all of the involved parties enjoyed every second of it.
So Horizon is a good game?

>>387858551
Yeah he's a cunt. I guess his ability sort of breaks the game anyway.

Vah Medoh was the most fun divine beast IMO

>>387858637
vah naboris is the comfiest one

>>387858006
Same here. Wife heart melted for fish girl knowing her and link had a little something going on instead of link and Zelda. I too was disappointed with the other memories with the other champions as well.

>>387856936
the game is shit to be honest, 4 dungeons with shitty physics puzzles, a map full of nothing and not worthwhile exploring

Vah Naboris took me 2 hours. Vah Medoh took me 20 minutes. The Rito area as a whole feels rushed.

>>387856936
Bird > Lizard > Camel > Elephant

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>>387858637
>>387858834

Vah Ruta is best because you have a personal attachment in wanting to free it.

>>387859145

>divine beasts are based off animals

HOLY SHIT i didn't even realize this

>>387858006
>wow fish girl is pretty cute and it's a good story
>goron's ok I guess
>gerudo is literally nothing
>bird is an asshole for all of five seconds, then again literally nothing
They really beat that "zelda sucks ass and has no magic" dead horse though. I got it the first 6 memories guys, I don't need literally all of them dedicated to Zelda being mopey

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>yfw you use the map in the divine beasts for the first time

>>387859145
Not even close

Camel > Elephant > Lizard > Bird

Everything about the Rito was weak as fuck, worst beast, worst village, worst quest, worst race.

>>387859614
I second this, I literally finished the divine beast in 18 minutes.

This game is overrated.

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>>387856936

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>>387859525
>mfw I first opened the map for Hyrule Castle

>>387860814
Your opinion is overrated.

>>387859361
Gerudo was awesome though, infiltrating the Yiga hideout was cool.

>>387858579
Obviously you didn't get the exceptions part of anon's post.

>>387861493
infiltrating the Yiga hideout is one of those content points that BoTW detractors argue that the game should of had more of. I don't see how hard it is to accept that many people found the game to be lackluster because it didn't have much side shit like the hideout, and when it did it was so detached from everything else that it seemed like a DLC.

>>387859141
Absolutely. The "quest" to get into the dungeon was a complete joke.

Maybe they did the SS thing of having a different team design each major region, and it was the same C-team that did the mountain.

>the divine beasts were awesome
>the divine beasts were shit zelda dungeons

both of these opinions are true and don't contradict each other. i love that they tried something new but the next game needs real dungeons as well.

>>387857485
I think a lot of us here are too depressed to enjoy anything anymore

>>387856936
>an hour and a half trying to get all the chests
Brainlet detected

>>387864121
Vah Ruta definitely feels the most complete. Vah Naboris is great gameplay-wise as the Yiga section is essentially a mini-dungeon in itself but the story is a little lacking. Death Mountain is a dangerous area as a whole so at least Vah Rudania had that going for it. You can get to Rito Village with no issue just by following the path, the shooting gallery minigame can be done in less than ten seconds, and the whole Divine Beast is made a joke when you exploit the paraglider combined with tilting the bird at the right time.

>>387858076
Gives you the best superpower though.

>>387864291
Meh. I liked the Divine Beasts better. At this point I'm over real dungeons, they've sucked since the N64. Divine Beasts brought back spatial reasoning and exploration gameplay, which is what dungeons should've been about in the first place.

>>387864789
you're the reason nintendo is lazy now

>>387864854
>nintendo is lazy
>botw
Botw had way more shit in it than any other zelda though. Its literally the least lazy game in the series.

>>387864854
>now
>shipping a Zelda game with more content than the rest of the 3D games put together
>back then
>shipping Wind Waker in a clearly unfinished state with 5 terrible dungeons and ungodly amounts of padding

>>387864963
Botw was the laziest zelda they have ever worked on. They simply threw stuff onto a flat field and didn't even bother to make any meaningful content. Everything in botw was lazily created. The quality has definitely dropped from their past games. I don't even put botw in the same genre anymore as the other games.

>>387865014
Botw had very little content compared to earlier zeldas.

>>387856936
>Can't wait to do the other ones honestly.
You clearly can, you came to make a thread about it

>>387856936
Don't listen to puzzlefags, they're still butthurt that they got BTFO by #1 puzzlefag Aonuma abandoning them. This game has some of the best dungeons in the series.

>>387865049
It may not be the same genre, as much is true, but it sure as fuck has more content than any of the other games. Way more side quests, bigger map, a shitload of shrines which put together make for far more puzzles and rooms than any other games temple would, far more weapons and upgrades, etc.

>>387856936
The Divine Beasts are some of the best dungeons in Zelda.

The problem with them is that they're literally 30 minutes long playing casually and that there's only 4 of them.

>>387865224
Most dungeons are thirty minutes long.

Stone Tower Temple, a dungeon which most people will agree is excellent, also clocks in around the thirty minute mark.

>>387856936

Fuck off. zelda is fucking shit. the new one is just a fucking rip off of minecraft. it literally does nothing different accept that in minecraft you can actually build shit you faggot. kys

>>387865372
Playing casually? No fucking way.

>>387865153
you're an idiot.

>>387865515
No joke, try it out, or maybe just look at map. The dungeon's not actually all that big.

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>>387865209
Too bad all those things still give it less content than earlier zelda games. It looks big to you because you're tricked by the old world moniker, but look under the hood, and botw has far less than other zeldas of its time. It has more sidequests, but older zeldas have more NPCs and dialogue that assists with interaction of said quests of their games. Even something simple as a talking switch brought more than what Botw did. The bigger map doesn't equal more content if no content is actually on it. Botw's word consists of very little content: six villages, five types of common enemies (the rest are infrequent to where they count as mini boss and boss), and the shrines are not temples. Never were and never will be. Majora's Mask had only 4 temples, yet had more content than Botw. You are probably wondering how that can be when Botw is this big massive world. Because anyone can create a big textured map in their game engine. But it's useless if they don't put a great amount of content within in.

Botw is a survival open world walking simulator. You spend only 1 to 5 mins doing anything meaningful, and the remainder wandering around with forced padding to make the world feel like you're exploring it. It's a clever trick by Nintendo, but there's nothing to do in this game by play with their Havok's physics engine until you get bored enough to go beat Ganon or just never turn the game on again. Games without the name zelda would have been penalized for the amount of flaws Botw has, but Botw proves that brand power is god.

>>387865829
You could just say that you don't like thing and keep it at that. Bullshitting really doesn't get you anywhere.

>>387865829
>Majora's Mask had only 4 temples, yet had more content than Botw.
What the fuck? Majoras mask is super short, you can easily do a fierce diety finish of majoras mask in one sitting.
> Because anyone can create a big textured map in their game engine. But it's useless if they don't put a great amount of content within in.
This applies much more to wind waker, where there was shit all for content or villages on the map.

>>387866270
yeah but if I just said I don't like the game, you'd shittalk I never played and ask why I don't go into details of what I didnt like. And once I did, you now ignore it cause you don't want to hear it. That's how most botw defenders react and why I never give a shit if you listen or not. Botw is trash one regardless, and hopefully those still on the fence about the game will be informed by my post to know that it's a silly game that is the great evidence of how brainwashed the cult of video game companies are today.

>>387866447
I detest WW's ocean traveling, but it's non ocean parts were ten times better than anything in Botw. Botw could have easily been WW if it had supplied parts that weren't just open world transportation/ survival related elements. The game Dark Cloud, a very old game back on weaker hardware, managed to do the concept Botw did a lot better.

>>387866459
>yeah but if I just said I don't like the game, you'd shittalk I never played and ask why I don't go into details of what I didnt like. And once I did, you now ignore it cause you don't want to hear it.
You have to make so much shit up to come to this conclusion it's not even close to reasonable. Why are you so upset at people enjoying a game anyway? Surely you have better things to do than to come in here trying to convince your own brain ghosts you made up that they shouldn't like things.

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>>387866668
Cause I'm on fucking /v/, you little beta faggot.

>>387856936
>spend an hour and a half trying to get all the chests

Opinion discarded. If it takes you more than 30min to 100% beat any of these "dungeons" then you are awful and/or retarded.

>>387865829
Having just finished this game to 60%-ish completion this last week, I can say with certainty that your opinion is trash.

>>387867131
who cares zelda shill

>>387858134
>implying botw is anything new

>>387866561
You are delusional. Everything in WW sucked. BotW has better everything.

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>>387862353
Horizon IS the best game of this year though.

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>>387868557
> tallneck platform “puzzle”

What the fuck compels people to shitpost in threads about games they don't like or haven't played?

You literally cannot have a BoTW thread about any topic whatsoever without constant unsolicited whining.

>>387856936

I sound spoiled saying this, but even though I thought the Divine Beast stages wee great, I still also wanted some traditional dungeons to explore too.

>>387868858


Some Land Before Time reference.

Vah Naboris took me a whole day to figure out and I'm glad as fuck I did it first, fuck Thunderblight.

>>387858579
Sure. Solid 8/10 maybe even 8.5 if you don't get tired of hunting mecha-dinosaurs/animals before it's over. Nothing revolutionary but well done, graphically polished and surprisingly tame when it comes to filling the map with useless collectibles.
Has some flaws like lacking melee and very simple stealth but otherwise really enjoyable.

>>387870150
They get (you)s and they want to share their opinion.
>haven't played
This is cancer.
>they don't like
This is entirely ok and people expecting a hug box that doesn't allow negative opinions that might make others uncomfortable should seek elsewhere.

BotW is a massive turd and probably one of nintendos most unpolished games