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>Three years ago in 2014, when Trevor Sutton was twelve years old, he was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer and given one year to live. Miraculously, Trevor beat every odd and has made it to 2017. He and his parents have bravely fought this terrible disease, and IGN, upon learning of how instrumental video games have been in his life, decided to interview him
>Unfortunately, Trevor's cancer has taken a turn for the worse, and he now has a maximum of one more year to live.
>"It's been hard on everyone, my family especially. The hospital at first refused to let me have so many video game consoles in one room, but eventually a doctor made them give up on it. I play mostly the SNES because my older brother has so many games for it, but the hospital recently gave me an Xbox One and a PS4."
>"If I'm being honest, the only reason I've been able to survive this long, besides my family's love, is video games and Marvel. I love their movies. I'm told I may survive to see Avengers 3, which I'm really looking forward to. My parents tried to get me interested in DVDs they bought of those old Star Trek series, but when I watched them I realized the shows were dead before I was even born, which made me depressed."
>We asked Trevor what his favorite games are. "My favorite is Final Fantasy VIII by Squaresoft, I've played it a thousand times. My second favorite game is Half-Life 2 by Steam. If I could have just one wish, I'd love to see what they're planning for the next one." Trevor laughed grimly at this next statement: "After all, it's not like I could spoil it for anyone even if I wanted to."
>After the interview, we contacted Valve (creator of the acclaimed Half-Life series) on Trevor's behalf, who declined to comment, but said that they wish him well
>The Make a Wish Foundation also contacted Trevor, and has set a date for Jeremy Renner, who portrays main character Hawkeye in the Avengers, to pay him a visit
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/04/02/aonuma-interview-zelda
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>>387851078
>The Make a Wish Foundation also contacted Trevor, and has set a date for Jeremy Renner, who portrays main character Hawkeye in the Avengers, to pay him a visit
fucking kek, they couldn't even send one of the good Avengers.
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>>387851078
Didn't Kojima send flowers to the kid's family?
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>>387851078
Really don't want him to live. He is a Chad who is better looking than me even with cancer. No thanks.
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when is total ass cancer going to die? i hope its soon, fucking dragging on
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>>387851078
>Half-Life 2 by Steam
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>>387851078
>ff8 is your fav ff
>get cancer and die
sounds about right
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>>387851078
>Half Life 2 by Steam
This made the depressing story a little bit better.
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>>387851306
Sounds like your physical appearance matches your personality then.
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>>387851306
And this is why you are a fucking beta, you are losing OVER A FUCKING CHILD WITH CANCER come on, dont be a crybaby
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>balding at age 15
lmao nice genetics fag
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>>387851250
he's like, the best of all those actors to get a visit from.
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>Given one year to live
>Live for three
>Given one year to live again
>"Welp guess I'm gonna die"
why doesn't he just live for three again
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>>387851462
Please tell me this is bait.
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>>387851078
VALVE'S A
HEARTBREAKER
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>>387851451
But im a beta as you've said.this is who i am. I cant help it. Yawn
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Guys, I'm seriously afraid of being diagnosed with cancer before I'm an old man. What do?
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>>387851549
It's a joke.
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>>387851589
Id be happy.
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>>387851589
Live your life until it's gone instead of sitting around fretting about things you can't control beyond taking care of yourself.
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>"My favorite is Final Fantasy VIII"
>"Half-Life 2 by Steam"
He deserves it.
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>>387851462
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>>387851589
The biggest thing you can probably do is eat healthy, exercise, and stay at a proper weight. Being obese increases your risk of cancer. Aside from that, donate to research groups that work on curing cancer (NOT awareness groups, but research groups).
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>>387851549
fuck off reddit
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>>387851078
>has set a date for Jeremy Renner, who portrays main character Hawkeye in the Avengers
Poor guy got stuck with the worst Avenger.
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My Dad works for Steam I should tell him to give them his alpha copy of Half Life 4
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>>387851462
jesus christ this made me laugh out loud
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>>387851078
>My second favorite game is Half-Life 2 by Steam. If I could have just one wish, I'd love to see what they're planning for the next one.
>Valve declined to comment, but said that they wish him well
HL2ep3 / HL3 is still never-ever tier, and this is proof unless Valve is an evil company.
What'll it be Steamfags? HL3 never-ever or Valve a shit?
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>>387851306
>See someone who is better than you
>Instead of improving yourself, you just wish for them to be brought down
What a bitch.
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>>387851078
>literally the only reason he's living is to play video games
>not family, not a girlfriend, not to reproduce..but video games.
If you need anymore proof of the harmful effects of video games, THIS is it.
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>>387851078
>>After the interview, we contacted Valve (creator of the acclaimed Half-Life series) on Trevor's behalf, who declined to comment, but said that they wish him well
>People still think there's even a plan for Half Life 3
Pfffftyhahahahahahaha
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>>387851397
glad Im not alone in thinking this
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>>387851965
The obvious answer is both.
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>>387851397
Whatever
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>>387851985
I know this is probably bait, but it's ard to get a girlfriend and have children when you're dying and a child.
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>>387851589
Every single day, every day i pray to get diagnosed with cancer, so i'll finally have an excuse to completely avoid chemoterapy and hospitals, pack my shit, go see the northern lights and then fucking hang myself before it starts to hurt, all without everyone judging me for killing myself.
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>>387851965
Why should "Steam" give a shit about some cancerfag whining that he won't play HL3 just like the thousands of others who have died waiting for it?
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>>387851078
Can't account for taste
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>>387851985
>given a year to live
>"Hmm, I know what I should do! How about finding a girlfriend, purchasing a home and beginning a meaningful, fulfilling career!"
It's almost like being diagnosed with cancer kills off any hope for one's future. Huh, really gets the neurons flowing.
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>>387851078
cancer needs to finish this faggot up
get ready for the 102th time of chemo you fag
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>>387851985
>why doesn't this terminally ill fifteen year old find a mate and reproduce
Gee, I wonder.
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>>387851306
>9/10, bait almost invisible.
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>>387852134
dude no, cmon .
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>>387851985
>not to reproduce
Right. The first thing I want to do when I get cancer is get someone pregnant.
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>>387851250
The only avenger better than him to get a visit from is probably chis evans.
Who the fuck wants to meet rdj or the sex symbol of the group black widow.
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>Trevor laughed grimly at this next statement: "After all, it's not like I could spoil it for anyone even if I wanted to."
Fuck man.
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>>387851985
>LOL, WHY IS THIS DYING KID DOING WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY DURING HIS LAST DAYS INSTEAD OF MANNING UP AND FUCKING BITCHES, BRAHS?
This is it, /v/. This is the end result of letting normafag reddit cancer onto /v/. I hope you're happy we didn't ban mobileposting now.
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>>387852261
If you're over 18 can your make-a-wish be for Black Widow to have sex with you while she's there?
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>>387851078
>by Steam
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>>387851078
Bald head really does add years, he looks like he's actually in his 40s
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>>387852243
Got my (You) so it don't matter lol. Thanks anon-chan.
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>>387852369
Isn't make a wish just for kids though?
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>>387852332
It doesn't even make sense, it assumes he would drop dead the instant it was over
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>>387852369
If you're over 18, Make-A-Wish doesn't give a shit about your dying ass.
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>>387851965
Him having a terminal illness would make them less likely to share info, not more, because he has no consequence if he decided to leak it.
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>>387852445
That doesn't seem fair
What if you're diagnosed right before your 18th birthday? What if you turn 18 while they're still setting up your wish
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>>387851462
>he's doesn't go to the barber and ask for the Wojak
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>>387852134
You must be 18+ to post here, anon.
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>>387852332
I don't even get this. That is blatantly untrue. If anything, he is the one MOST likely to spoil it to other people because he has nothing to lose. Valve would be fucking idiots to show this kid anything about Half Life 3, because he's just going to go post about what they showed him on Reddit for le upboats. And then what are they going to do, sue some dying kid?
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>>387851078
>having a good opinion of FF8 literally gives you cancer
I feel sorry for the guy. I wish nobody got cancer. But let this be a warning to you anons who make the threads.
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>>387852581
>going to the barber to get your head shaved
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>>387851078
What a dick move by Valve. At least invite him to the studio or something.
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>wasting the last year of your life playing video games
>investing your precious time in PS4 and Xbox One of all things
I'd be out scouring the world planting my seed in foreign bitches and doing all kinds of drugs. I would need to fuck at least one woman of every major nationality.
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>>387852707
Valve lost their soul a long time ago. They're a husk now.
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>If I'm being honest, the only reason I've been able to survive this long, besides my family's love, is video games and Marvel. I love their movies. I'm told I may survive to see Avengers 3, which I'm really looking forward to.If I'm being honest, the only reason I've been able to survive this long, besides my family's love, is video games and Marvel. I love their movies. I'm told I may survive to see Avengers 3, which I'm really looking forward to.
he's better off dead
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>>387851545
Greed, the surest cancer of humanity.
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>>387852738
No you wouldn't. You're on a niche korean weaving basket anime forum in your prime age. You could be doing that stuff right now.
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>>387852738
>wanting to pass your defective ass lung cancer at 15 genes
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>>387852738
He's a 15 year old suburban American kid. He has terminal cancer. He probably wouldn't be able to survive outside of a hospital for more than a few days and even if he could his parents would never let him go on a suicide sex marathon.
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>>387851078
The real sad part of this post is with old school taste like that he might as well be dead in a fucking year this whole goddamn industry has gone to shit so badly.
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>>387852645
Where else would I do this? In my house?
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>>387852645
>barber
the fuck is wrong with that you autist?
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>>387851078
>get cancer
>fight it for 3 years
>IGN makes the cancer worse
Damn I knew IGN was cancer but I didn't think literally.
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>>387852738
Damn you're pretty badass
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>>387852134
I'm gazing at the northern lights, trying not to cry.
Diesen Liebe, Der Welt!
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>>387853023
>paying someone to shave your head
>not just shaving your own damn head for free
It's not like it requires skill to do.
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>>387852243
Learn to use greentext, subhuman redditor.
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>>387853018
Yes
Stand in front of your bathroom mirror and take a razor to your head. You don't need to go beautician school to shave your head. Here's a hint: keep going until all the hair is gone.
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>>387852738
Besides all the other things people have said, if he is murican he is probably in debt because of cancer and has no way of paying for that.
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>>387853126
children don't own shaving kits how the hell would he do it for free?
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>>387851078
Nice oldschool taste in games. Life is unfair.
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>>387851078
>Half-Life 2 by Steam.
this is why you have fucking cancer kid.
Good riddance.
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>>387852738
If you need to be dying to perform this kind of act, it just means you were too much of a pussy to do these things during life.
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>>387853246
He could become a janitor on /v/, they do everything for free.
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>>387853154
I'm pretty clumsy. Not sure how well I'd be able to pull this off, but alright.
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>lives to see Avengers 3
>yesss...I....made..it....
>"THE AVENGERS WILL RETURN IN INFINITY WAR PART 2!"
>*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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>link is dead, 404's
>URL doesn't even look like it's even tangentially related to the OP quotes
>everyone falling for it
this is why everyone shits on us guys
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>>387851250
Literally the best one though.
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>>387853262
SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS IS FAKE
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>>387851985
>having fun is harmful and you need to reproduce and get a girlfriend
Sounds like you have a fun life.
>>387852351
4chan was a normalfag haven around 2014. This is nothing new but more cancerous.
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Why do you fags respond to pasta seriously?
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>>387851078
>live long enough for Infinity wars
>realize that js a 2 part movie
>he will probably wont live long enough to see the conclusion
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What a loser. Get a life and get LAID kiddo. You are a living virgin walk
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>>387853765
They can't be assed to copy+paste a link, or worse, highlight a link and open it in a new tab, or even worse still, have a plugin that makes links clickable and click on it.
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>>387852738
>get terminal inoperable lung cancer
>go through radiotherapy and chemotherapy
>hair falls out, vomit blood, weak as shit, literally a walking corpse
>constant monitoring of vital signs, can't leave hospital
>have to pay all those fucking hospital bills
>haha lol id fuck bitches all over the world and do drugs
You need to 18+ to post here, kid.
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>>387851078
>Only thing keeping kid alive is mindless vapid entertainment for children
HAHahaahaha. This fucking country man.
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>>387851078
>fav is worst Final Fantasy
He is already dead to me
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VERY cool
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>>387851462
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>>387853852
>caring about capeshit
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>>387851078
>The only reason I'm surviving is Jew media
Wew
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>>387852738
Not even trying to meme but this is 100% a post an underage would post.
I know because i would have said something like this many years ago when I was a teen
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>>387851078
>Valve can't even humor a kid dying with cancer
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>>387851078
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO
>8 captchas to finally verify
Fuck phone posting ever again
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How did total biscuit beat cancer? The one guy who deserved it didn't die from the worst possible kind.
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>>387851078
>If I could have just one wish, I'd love to see what they're planning for the next one.
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What do you think would have happened if his Make-A-Wish wish was to play Half Life 3?
Would he gain immortality?
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>>387855624
Valve would decline to comment but wish him well.
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>>387852256
>leave behind 20 single mothers
>no child support
What's not to love? Spread that seed, white man.
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>>387852645
>wanting razor burn all over your god damn head or getting a shitty, uneven clipper shave
Not even once. Wax and buff twice a month, bitches.
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>>387853126
>paying someone to mow your lawn
>not just mowing your lawn for free
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>>387851078
>Avengers
>Marvel
>Capeshit in general
>Final Fantasy VIII
>Half Life 2
While I hope he gets better it's not a suprise that he got cancer when his taste is literally a pure form of cancer.
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