>announce 2 Nintendo Directs for Mario and fucking Metroid

gotta make room and shill that ugly Mercury Stream game no body's gonna buy

>>387842408
Want to take your anger on which Kirby character you hate with a burning passion?

probably is canceled....

>>387843661
I don't really hate any of the Kirby characters but it is a well known fact that Marx is a little bitch

>>387843712
a Kirby spinoff where you get to play as your favorite character against the last asshole you've face sounds like an awesome idea.

also, it would scratch away the itch of waiting for that loon hack, Sakurai, to take a nods at the Kirby games he didn't make or prefer (see: RtDL)

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>>387843846
How about this fucker?

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>>387843976
alright, I take back what I said

Nintendo know that Kirby fans will lap up whatever HAL shits out because they have no standards so there's no need to waste time showing it off.

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>>387843661
yes
i don't really hate her, but i have a dire fetish for plenty of ryona stuff

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>>387842408
I've said it once and I'll say it again, it's probably either being kept quiet so it doesn't overshadow Kirby Switch, or because it's a stinker.

>>387843976
i hope he's the sandbag of Kirby Smash

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Personally I fucking hate Susie. I just hate how she acts like she's perfect and shit. Fucking cunt is only mad cause she doesn't have mouth to suck dick.

>>387844536
she quickly left the gang once after kirby killed her daddy and Star Dream and restored Dreamland/Popstar
of course she's a heartless bitch

>>387844828
I actually want to write a fanfic where she gets raped by Taranza, but I'm not that much of a writer.

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did you enjoy Blowout Blast /v/?

>>387844950
do it
there's not enough stuff on spiders doing the raping anyways.
this would do some justice

Yes, but I'm still mad they put a fucking trophy of her in the game. Fucking Hal trying to get me to like that shrew.

>>387845031
I haven't played it.

>>387845169
Really, I'm surprised you haven't called me a sicko or something, but very well.

>>387845593
kek, i'm into worse anyways

>>387845746
Well, the problem is I don't know how to write a fanfic. But I'll try. Nice to see someone with similar tastes. Do you happen to use Bestgore.com?

>>387845870
>Do you happen to use Bestgore.com?
joyangles

>>387846038
Well could you give me any advice on how to write a rape fic. Or just link a site or some shit.

>>387842408
Wait, when they announced two directs?

>>387846469
not at this time but i do suggest asking /trash/ or GUROchan

>>387845031
It was alright. The remix of Riding on the Spring Breeze was the best part, took me by suprise.

>>387846691
yes
https://mynintendonews.com/2017/08/20/two-nintendo-direct-presentations-will-take-place-during-gamescom-2017/
surprise nobody in /v/ made a thread about this

Keep this board alive

>>387849129
calm boi

I want to wreck the shit of my brother playing only grapplet fucking release it already

>>387846950
>will focus on Metroid
Maybe there's a chance, the direct they first announced the 3DS game on was described as "focused mainly" on Splatoon 2 and ARMS. While they want to put Metroid first the whole direct could be on any remaining 3DS releases

>>387845031
it was decent but they could have done more with it
honestly though? it's a pretty great 3D engine for an upcoming Kirby game
they could definitely add abilities and more enemies and proper stages and all that good shit and it would be a fuckin' rad game

>>387851260
*it could be a pretty great 3D engine for an upcoming Kirby game

>>387842408
wait, they announced 2 directs?

>>387852392
for Gamescom, yes
see >>387846950

>>387842408
They might have more than two games to show off.
If not, I'll give them till the next general Direct to decide if the game is dead in the water. This better not be the case, though. I had high hopes for it, and I'll lose my patience if it turns out I have to wait another year for more Kirby.

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Fuckers are too busy doing mobile
https://twitter.com/HAL_Laboratory/status/899798279134658560
>We are developing game applications for smartphones, and we are planning to release the first version this autumn. In the smartphone business, we will launch a new brand "HAL Egg" and develop new content with different tastes from the current Hull Research Institute. Also please look forward to the next report!
I'll refrain from judgement for now, interesting that they mention a release as early as Autumn, and that the games will differ from usual HAL endeavors, maybe won't be Kirby

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>>387853260
Here comes a Kirby gacha.