Surprise Gift from my Beautiful Fiancé. I am a Lucky Man. Did

>>387801693
>Fiancé
>she

???

Isn't fiancé the male form?

>>387801693
>Beautiful Fiancé
>he's getting married
Enjoy your hell

>>387801693
Break off the engagement. I wouldn't trust you to be smart enough to because you're a consolefag, though.

>tfw you will never be enough of a manbaby that you attract a literal replacement mommy

Feels bad.

Splatoon 2 is good, ARMS is good if you really like 1v1 fighting games, Sonic mania works perfect on it, I also have puyo puyo tetris, BoI and Snipperclips and I like all those.

>>387801772

There's no distinction in English.

>>387801693
>interacting with women
top fucking kek m8

>>387801693
Quit lying fatass. You bought this for yourself

>>387801693
>You'll be playing video games like a manchild while she's out fucking chad

Enjoy losing half your shit and all your money in a few years.

>>387801869
I choked on my fucking breakfast

>>387801693
hey congrats man. By the way it's fiancée, assuming she's a woman. You're the fiancé.

>>387801919
>Sonic mania works perfect on it

I wouldn't call
>Home button lag
>Screenshot button not working
>50 FPS bonus stages

"perfect."

>>387801923
Yes there is. Fiancé is male and fiancée is female.

>tfw no fiance

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Don't you ever fucking post here again or I'm going to kick your ass.

>>387802028
No one fucking cares, go back to class underaged kid

>>387801693
Maybe Reddit is interested.

Are those Aussie labels?
Are you marrying a koala pham?

>>387802069
>Home button lag
Don't care
>Screenshot button not working
Works for me
>50 FPS bonus stages
Only when connected to internet

>>387802215
>Game performance shits the bed when connected to the internet

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE SWITCH

>>387802289
Yeah it's weird

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>>387801869
;____;

>>387801693
Splatoon 2 if you're into shooters.

>>387801693
>Splatoon 2

And that's about it really. Obviously Mario Odyssey in October.

MK8D is fun if you don't have a Wii U and have never played MK8. ARMS is alright, but I'd suggest waiting until its content updates are done.