I hate playing on shit teams. No one ever pays attention or

>>387746549
get actual friends

>>387746549
Nintendo is retarded for not giving local play with bots for Splatoon.

>>387746705
In thirty years I haven't one friend. What makes you think I can find seven of them that like to play video games where you play as squids

>expecting 8 year olds to use strategy

>>387746549
>playing an online game with a tickrate of only 16Hz

>>387746549
its a shooter for literal toddlers, play an actual game if you want any semblance of strategy.

>>387747880
>average age of switch owner is 26
>children's game

The game is too broken to enjoy.

Op weapons. Shit match making system. Flaws throughout the game.

It's more luck than skill

>>387746549
>everyone wants the tower
>everyone wants the rainmaker

Funny, it's always the opposite for me.

Well I mean you're playing a game that is literally based off of you shooting at walls. There's only so much you can do. It's a little party game for kids.

>>387746549
>Everyone wants to ride the tower
>Everyone wants the rainmaker
Please give me your teammates.

>>387746549
>Everyone wants to ride the tower. Everyone wants the rainmaker.
Really? To me it feels like most people don't want the responsibility and prefer to play support.

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>shoot a path for someone with the rainmaker
>is still using it to charge shots for some reason

This mode is literally hold forward if you have anyone backing you up.

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Not S+ yet because I haven't played enough ranked yet (A- Rainmaker, B Tower Control, B- Splat Zones), but I've only struggled in ranked the first two times I played.

Traded wins and losses at C- Tower Control/Splat Zones, have been dominant in every mode since then