Kirby is angry with you The last two characters you played as

I'll just buy him a cake

>Magneto and Gambit
I'll be fine

>>387718972
>maxwell and chuck greene
I think im fine maxwell cant be beat by anything.

>>387718972
>Paper Mario & Sonic
With how Kirby has infinite power I'm fucked.

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>Sonic&KNUCKLES

They better use the power of the master emerald or else I'm fucked against the infinite power puff-ball.

>>387718972
>Doomguy and Gordon Freeman
I'll be fine

>My ds2 and my salt and sanctuary chars
Well if Kirby absorbs one of them I'm fucked

>Goku and Vegeta
Im good

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>Helix
I'm fucked

>>387718972
>Sonic and Tails

Well I'll be fucked if Kirby gets to roll around at the speed of sound and fly.

>Flynn and Alex Mercer
No problem.

Captain Falcon and Roy.

should be easy, both destroy Kirby in melee

>>387718972
>post Moonlord melee Terraria character
>Pokemon White female protag with 7 badges
Kirby is a nice borb tho (norb?) so we'll have a scuffle and become friends afterwards! ^_^

Mini square fat
Mini mini square fat

>>387723912
>eats Flynn
>commands Satan to rip you six new orifices

>>387718972
>Kirby is angry with you
Literally impossible, I'm his biggest fan

> Yu & Atavaka
Easy

>>387718972
>P5 Protag and a Nazi Germany soldier
I don't know probably.

>>387718972
>Silencer and Rubick
What happens if you absorb Kirby?

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>>387718972
>Ark from Terranigma and The Noid
FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK

>>387727054
The Noid can just give Kirby pizza and he will be happy again

B. J. Blazkowitz

He dies in 2 minutes, kirby eats the shotgun shells and lasers.

>>387727270
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A KIRBY GAME?
HE HAS NEVER, NOT ONCE, EATEN PIZZA IN THE ENTIRE SERIES
BECAUSE HE FUCKING HATES PIZZA

Uncle Dante and TW3 Geralt. Considering they both fight monsters/demons for a living they might be able to win.

>>387718972
Tails & Knuckles. Well they did have all seven Chaos Emeralds. And I'm sure Tails could diffuse the situation, Kirby can be talked down.

>the last two games I played were dark souls and dark souls 2
I... I don't know...

Do porn games count cause I'm really into feminization games right now

>>387727686
You're literally and figuratively fucked

>>387727454
I actually looked that up and Pizza is actually a fairly recent Health pickup. Also, shame on you for assuming Kirby would discriminate what he eats.

>>387727686
You can save yourself but either you have to fuck kirby or let him fuck you.

Ness and Sonic...
I think I'll be okay

>>387718972
This question is impossible to answer because NOBODY STOPS KIRBY