Switch mini when? I wanted to go to the park today and pay some

>>387604435
Just buy a 3DS if you want a small portable gaming device

>>387604435
>joycons are already extremely small
>let's make them smaller

>>387604585
3ds is a shitty investment now, it's a dated device.

>>387604585
And if I want one that isn''t 240p and designed for the hands of a child?

>>387604585

I don't get why people think the switch is so big. I guess it is a manlet thing.

>>387604775
Fun fact: Most people don't wear cargo shorts anymore, they died with the early 00s.

>>387604724
If you don't want to buy things designed for children you have the wrong hobby

>>387604828
>take joycons off
>put in pocket
>???
>play

not that difficult

>>387604930
So you just carry it around without an ability to control anything?

>>387604847
Average age of gamers is over 30.
Most games are mature rated, virtually all AAA blockbusters are as well.
This argument is retarded.

>>387604828
The Switch alone has the same size of a Fucking Vita/3DS XL

Just put the Joycons on another pocket

>>387604435

Anti glare screen when?

>>387604435
Do you retards even account for putting a d-pad on the Joycon defeats the main gimmick of the system?

>>387604995
You can put the joycons back on once you take it out of your pocket.

>>387605049
>fill up not 1 but 2 of your pockets with vidya shit

Good thing I don't need a wallet or my keys or my phone...

>>387605003
You mean average age of parents buying games for children and letting them use their birthday for unrestricted online accounts?

>>387605049
Then where do you put your phone? Your wallet?

>make it smaller
>And cheaper

How to spot someone who knows absolutely nothing. You can't have both, especially if it's still coming with joycons and a fucking dock

>>387604828
What the hell do cargo shorts have to do with anything

>>387605127
No, I don't
Kids mostly play mobile these days anyway

>>387605225
No one said anything about cheaper in this thread.

Who the hell says

>"Gee, I want to go to the park... to play video games!"

Like go enjoy the park without vidya nigga, that's why parks exist. To break away from screens and tech.

Put on some comfy clothes, grab some sunglasses, and visit the park. Don't even listen to music on your phone - just listen to the world. If you come across a person, say "good morning." And smile. Breathe in the air and look at fucking birds or something, dude

I love vidya - I really do - but shut, don't ruin the beauty of a park and nature and the outdoors with video games.

>>387605220
Buy a Purse and become the prettiest woman around

>>387605220
You have to wear cargo shorts like the rest of /v/

>>387605231
Cargo shorts have big extra pockets

>>387605273
Except the OP clearly states a 199 price tag

>>387605231
Cargo shorts or pants are the only way you're going to be carrying a Switch around in your pockets unless it's the only thing you have in your pockets.

>>387605274
holy shit you're such a faggot
drink bleach

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you are just a faggot

>>387605341
Oh, I didn't read the text because it's an image for ants, but you're right. Sorry about that.

I don't wanna carry mine in my pocket regardless for fear of scratching it or something

>>387604435
Hw about New Switch too ?
I'd say 2 years from now.

>>387605428
hahaha black

>>387605428
give it back tyrone

>>387605464
Where do you put your phone? Fanny pack?

>>387605003
>Man children
>Lol esrb ratings
You're retarded

>>387604706
This. You guys need to play with a Switch before suggesting "improvements". The joycons are already almost too small.

>>387605428
>hey Stacy who is that qt over there!"
>suddenly hear "BING BING WAHOO!"
>omg is he playing a fucking video game?
>What a fucking nerd! Let's get out of here, there's other non-nerd dick around here.

>>387604435

If you aren't a skinny jeans fag, you can remove the joycons and fit it in your pocket. But really though, any mobile device of size requires a carrying case of some kind. I have no idea why you are bitching about this when this has been the case since the 90s.

>>387605497
I don't care if my phone gets a little scratched

>>387605396
At least I'm not sitting outside in cargo shorts playing a Nintendo console with a smirk. Be careful, bro - pigeons fly around outside, and if one takes takes a shit right above tou, it might stain your Rick and Morty T-shirt.

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>>387604435
>I wanted to go to the park today and pay some vidya

>>387605428
This is the saddest picture I've seen on /v/ in a long time

>>387605543
Dude, you can see in the reflection that he's got earbuds in.

>>387605515
>only children play games because I say so
You're retarded

>>387605639
Why? Guy's probably just playing some games between classes, that looks like a university instead of a park.

>>387604435
>Vita
The Vita is pretty big. I own the 2k model.

>>387605639
Thinking about some poor kid who got his switch stolen?

>>387605661
For his phone

>>387604435
"NO"

>>387605125

The average pair of jeans has four pockets, some have five. How big is your wallet/phone?

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>>387604435
>I wanted to go to the park today and pay some vidya but I realized how fucking bulky the switch is and lost interest.

tf you talking about? it's a great size to sit with. Walking around with a handheld has always been autism, sit down and play.

also fucking retard just enjoy the park. go for a walk. even if you're a classiqual neet dweeb who abhors sports or anything physically tolling, a walk around a park is incredibly relaxing and nice.

>>387605639
>see other human beings enjoying life
>remember you're an insecure little twat

w-wow what a sad pathetic f-faggot!

>>387605428
BLAAAAAACK

>>387604435
Never ever. The only version you will get is a switch that jas better battery and quality

>>387605112
The main gimmick is that it's a handheld home console. I know everyone on youtube has friends to play local multiplayer with for a let's play but us in the real world just want to play the real way.

>>387605740
Why would he have his volume up on his Switch if he's got his phone playing music, thought?

>>387605361
t. doesn't have a backpack

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>>387605472
>>387605476

>>387605897
>in your pockets

A backpack is a pocket now?
But nah I do agree with you, putting the Switch in a carrying case and then putting the carrying case into a backpack is the best way to do it.

>>387605897
>backpack

This board is 18+ faggot

>>387605859
Maybe he got a call and wanted to respect the other person's privacy
>black
Oh wait, never mind
They probably aren't plugged in, it's to fool people into thinking he has an iphone, until he can steal one.

>>387605815
That's what I'm saying about the picture.

Look at those guys skateboarding, and those other people smiling and watching. But no, OP is sitting like a mile away with an acre of emptiness separating him and people having fun so he can bing bing wahoo and post on /v/ about how he's bing bing wahooing in public.

It's sad. I want OP to live so much more abundantly than he's living now.

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>>387604435
>not chilling in bed with this set up

maximum comfy faggot

>>387604435
There's gonna be a Switch Portable Edition that is fully powered without the dock and it's gonna be smaller to save some battery life. There's gonna be also a console version without the portability that's gonna be more powerful RAM wise and with internal storage (although it won't be all that big).

Calling it.

>>387606030
>thinks 90% of adults don't wear backpacks to commute to work

What, don't you live in a city?

>>387605854
People have friends in the real world, dipshit. You are the weird one for not having a single person to play video games with.

>>387606081
The switch is already fully powered without the dock.

>>387606081
>smaller to save some battery life
Not how things work. If you crack open any portable device made in the last 7 years, you'll see that they're 90% battery. If anything, making it smaller will mean smaller battery. The power savings from having a smaller (but same resolution) display would be minimal in comparison.

>>387606081
No there won't be.

>>387606081

You know nothing about the Switch.

>>387606052
wow it's almost like he's enjoying life in a different way

fascinating isn't it

>>387605519
I don't even think it's the size, it's the shitty orientation of the sticks. If they were offset a bit and had something to hold onto, they'd be pretty good.

>>387606282
If he were, he'd be playing that Switch instead of seeking validation from his perceived community of peers on /v/.

>>387606052
But no, anon is here shitposting about someone being outside. It's sad. I want anon to live life so much more abundantly than he's living now.

>>387606052
>those other people smiling
You can't even make out faces. For all you know, everyone there is depressed as fuck.

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>>387606052
This is smiling?

>>387604724
>wants even smaller joycons

>>387606030
Must suck not having a job or anything, anon.

>>387606449
I'm fairly certain that one guy is just smoking, not watching the "epic skateboarders".

>>387606449
>>387606442
This particular /v/ thread is so detached from reality they don't even know how to read body language

>>387606510
I actually have an MBA and a full-time job and no one in my office wears backpacks. They use suitcases like adults.

But I guess when you are the mail guy at your office you just assume all professionals wear backpacks like you.

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>>387605428
What did you do to the screen?

>>387606869
>I actually have a
This really is the new internet tough guy meme posting.

>>387606869
I'm assuming you don't live in a city then, if you're really in denial about most adult commuters using backpacks.

>>387606951
I live in Atlanta so yeah pretty major city.

Only the poor hipsters wear backpacks here.

>>387605428
showing off your stolen good i see tyrone.

>>387606581

Not like people are jumping for joy. Just skateboarding.

>>387604435
>mini switch
The switch is the perfect size

>>387605639
>playing videogames on a college campus with some fags skateboarding in the background

Gonna be honest, this time it's some major projecting, the picture is normal as fuck

>>387607015
>Atlanta
I'll pray for you, dude.

>>387606951
I work for a fairly large company. The only guys I see with backpacks are surveyors and some guys in the engineering department that often make work trips out of office. Most of us including myself, don't.

>>387606951
He's a NEET that is shitposting and has no concept of life outside of his basement. I work for a nuclear engineering company in the IT department. Some people use backpacks, others use suitcases, others use rolling packs, while others even use gym bags. And yes, even the suits are using backpacks. Ignore him.

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>>387607324
Thanks

>>387607387
It depends. The most I carry is a small athletic bag with gym clothes but I have that in the trunk of my car and don't carry it into the office.

> /v/ - Backpacks and Workplace Attire

The fuck?

>>387607547
>It depends
It definitely does. Some people don't bring anything. Others do. Some people carry their lunch in their bags. That's the thing about adult working life, different people do different things and for the most part, nobody gives a fuck about what spastic thing you may or may not be doing.

The switch is not bulky at at to me.

It's smaller than most tablets and lighter too.

>>387605428
The screen is also blacked. can see nothin

>>387606081

> They're going to separate the Switch into 2 different devices that can't either be labeled a Switch ignore the whole point of the Switch's appeal!
> It's gonna be great!

Is the Switch worth it? I have a Wii U.

>>387604435
2-3 years or never because the 3ds/2ds exists.

>>387604435
>smaller screen meaning 240p and you probably won't see well playing multiplayer on the go
>mini joy-cons as if the controllers weren't small enough
>having to buy another smaller dock
what a buy

>>387606081
Isn't it already fully powered without the dock?
also
>console version
and then everyone will be complaining nintendo is releasing too many switch models

>>387609754
Yeah, the only difference is that handheld games run at a lower resolution because the screen is only 720p.

>>387609843
ironically enough you get better performance in undocked mode because it's only rendering at 720p instead of 1080p.

need to get a portable dock, bringing my switch to a friend's is gonna be tight once I get one

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>>387605003
lol

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>>387605428
Ooga booga where da whyte joycons at