>playing through game with friend
>starts talking through all the cutscenes
dude it's just a game
>muh pure cutscene artistry
>watching cutscene
>dad walks in and starts talking about what his cat is doing
>>387574854
I always skip cutscenes
>>387575503
>this game is dumb and doesn't make sense
>>387575569
sure whatever, I just want to play games
>>387575503
>See that shiny object over there anon, walk towards it using the left analog stick
>good now interact with it, press A/X
>It played a new cutscene for you anon, isn't that cool
>>387574854
>playing through game with friend
>starts talking through all the cutscenes
>oh wait I don't have any friends
hahagod i'm so lonely
>>387575848
Found my video games friends at school and uni, don't give up anon
>>387575848
Why do one of these faggots always invade threads?
>>387576145
Are you talking about the anime girl sniffing hair posters?
>>387574854
>playing through game with friend
>like to be autistic and walk instead of run in towns, and slowly walk during very important cutscenes (i.e. getting the Master Sword in a LoZ game)
>friend asks me what the fuck I'm doing and proceeds to grab the controller to force a run
>>387575569
Fuckin' cousin in a nutshell.
>smashes the fuck out of escape/space
>skips every cutscene and dialog
>"I didn't like it, I couldn't understand what was going on"
Yeah, because it's an RPG and not Cookie Clicker, dipshit.
>>387576018
Not him but school and uni were normieville for me
I dropped out and I am basically fucked desu senpai
>>387576289
Thats because he wants to go bowling bro, videogmes are for faggots.
>>387576407
Same here I'm just waiting for my transaction to go through before I drown myself in a river desu.
>having trouble doing one of the parts of the game
>friend comes behind me, grabs my hands on the controller and shows me how to do it
>tfw have no friends that play video games
>or any for that matter
Thank god
>>387576596
fake and gay
>>387576697
>not being able to scream your lungs out as you combo your friend in a fighting game, make fun of them for it for weeks, enjoy the salt and "ill defeat you in the next rematch" remark every week.
>>387576807
>friend refuses to play me at any multiplayer game I have previously played, claims I'll be "too good" and he won't be able to win
>ask him what game he wants to play then
>he suggests Double Dash
>we play, he fucking dominates me
>later I learn from his sister that he plays the game every fucking day and is essentially a god king
>mfw
So then I got the game and practiced until I (barely) beat him once, and he refused to ever play it again.
Fuck you too, Kevin.
>>387577138
Same thing happened to me and a friend of mine but with COD MW
>Play regularly as teams with other guys
>dominates them every match
>later decide to play free for all
>the other team teams up on us and finally one of their guys, the saltiest and "best" one, gets the high score
>we never ever heard of them ever again, and we used to play regularly
>Be a kid
>No one wants to play with me because I always dominate in games
>Parents finally get internet and I start playing online
>My skill level is actually extremely average
>>387576213
>sniffing hair
Huh?
>>387577402
I remember crushing someone's ego hugely due to MvC. He thought he was super hot shit, I told him I also liked that game and just demolished him after we finally played a couple weeks later. I'm slightly better than average, but I think he just was used to playing with his younger siblings.
>playing through game by myself
>the gameplay is good but story sucks a dick
>realize cut scenes are unskippable
>complain about it on /v/
>/v/ flips out and says I shouldn't play video games if I don't want to watch the awful story
>some faggot tries to convince me that the fully optional ability to skip cut scenes can actually make a game worse
>>387577402
>Be a kid
>Play multiplayer with friends, never play online because of shitty internet
>Become adult
>Still haven't played online because of shitty internet that wont improve
>>387577402
Why I'll never be gud at fighting games. It's too late for me.
>bad memory
>get rusty as fuck after one month without playing