>Meanwhile, on /v/'s Ishimura... Engines on sector 4-B

Read you loud and clear, I play through this game every October for them spooky vibes so I'll see you then

There's something fucky in electrical down here. Anons on the maintenance crew are missing probably playing hooky and poker again. This practical joke shit isn't funny, get them on the horn and tell them to quit fucking around. I know at least one of them is down here, I hear them banging around somewhere. We got work to do you jackasses

it saddens me how hard EA fucked this franchise, the last thing they did with it was literally telling the player that everything they did in previous games was pointless since you can't fight against elder gods even if you're an insane man in a cool robot suit

>>387532737
Why does every game need a happy ending?

>>387532737
Who built the original markers, and why? I cant see any benefits of turning civilizations into mutant zombie planets.

Aliens arn't real, don't be such a baby it's just a shitty power thing.

>>387530349
guys,aren't you getting creeped out by this unitologists?

>>387532985
Eldritch horror; The Markers always were and their motives are incomprehensible to us

Wouldn't mind playing a space-station Sim where you try to contain a Necromorph outbreak on your station

>>387534817
>their motives are incomprehensible to us
They just wanna eat, that's seriously their sole motive.

>>387535164
That's fine. The game was brutal and hopeless, it fits that the ending was just as brutal and hopeless.

Jeff's daughter is in the vents singing twinkle twinkle little star again
I swear I'm gonna smack that cunt one of these days

>>387536270
Run a partial vent cycle, seal off the section she's in and let her think she's about to be vented into space. That'll learn 'er.

>>387532985
The brother moons (big balls of flesh in space) made the markers and send them to barren planets
The markers emit a signal that encourages the growth of live (all life on earth originates from the black marker that was found), drives people insane, resurrects the dead, and makes people construct more markers.
Once the majority of a planet's biomass has been reanimated by the markers a convergence event begins.
All the necromorphs bond together and form another brother moon. Which sends more markers to more planets and the process starts over.

Plasma cutter is best weapon.

>>387536957
Actually it's the linegun, even unupgraded it kills in three shots, too bad they fucked it up in 3.

>>387536957
>Not the Force Gun
my first playthrough of DS2 I took the pulse rifle because I thought an automatic rifle type weapon would be awesome. Nope, not at all.
Second playthrough with the force gun trivialized almost every single encounter, it's absolutely broken as fuck.

>>387536957
idk if anyone disagrees
it's usually your main weapon, the other ones were just situational (kinda like how resident evil 4 weapons work)

>>387537193
It's probably the best well rounded weapon in the game but some others like the linegun or forcegun were nuts

>>387537193
I found the pulse rifle to be the most fun weapon

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Hammond shouldn't have died.

>>387536738
wow. they really took a shit on the story after the first game, which was actually really interesting and unsettling.

>>387536957
>>387537186
>>387537193
>>387537406
>>387537709

no fans of the disc ripper? absolutely my favourite gun in the entire trilogy, tho I think they neutered it in the later games.

>>387537186
Because you're using it wrong, upgrade that shit ASAP because ammo capacity also raises firepower, the game just doesn't tell you that, with all the capacity upgrades and one firepower upgrade it dismembers with a one second burst, it's absolutely ridiculous how good it is once you learn to use it (one second burst, aim at limbs, don't use the grenade launcher, stasis the ground so it hits packs of enemies and pick them off from afar), i used it exclusively on a zealot playthrough and i was legitimately swimming on ammo, i had like 20 magazines in the safe and always carried 5 spare ones at all times.

>>387530349

Visceral did so well with the first two games before EA jumped in with 'MUH ACTION HORROR IS THE THING NOW, GET ON THAT SHIT WITH THE THIRD GAME'

If they hadn't done that maybe we would have an HD collection by now at least

>>387538391
it's shit in the first and third games and decent in 2 if you learn how to cope with it's extremely short range and shit secondary0 but hey at least it isn't the flamethrower

>>387538578
>HD

Why? The games haven't aged in the slightest so the fuck is your problem?

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OH SHIT GUYS LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

Should I use the cheat code for stasis refills and just sell stasis packs?

>>387538578
Please, HD/trilogy remasters are absolute dogshit, more often than not they run at 20 fps with dips into single digits whereas the originals ran at a solid 30 (biggest offenders being the bioshock games and sleeping dogs), plus dead space 1 was amongst the first 360 games playable on xbone.

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>>387538741

I dont have a problem kid, if they do a collection why not make them HD, otherwise people will complain about them being 'just ports' if said collection wouldn't be based on the pc version

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>>387538794
>mfw playing Star Wars on gameboy and never got past the astroids in that years before Dead Space released

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I miss new horror IPs, today most new horror games are shit made for youtubers.

>>387538948

As I said here -->

>>387538949

It would be nice if they at least tried to touch them up just a bit even though they already looked nice, otherwise they'll get 'WHAT IS THIS JUST A FLAT PORT?' bitching

>>387530349
yes
you need to shoot them limbs

yeah, shoot the limbs

If you haven't gotten it, shoot the limbs

>18+ game
>treats you like a toddler
kek
what a piece of shite

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>>387538949
No point unless they add some radical changes, additional content, or anything not in base release the only reason to make an hd collection is just to get more customers.

>mfw my friend is buying SoTC for ps4 despite owning the hd collection for ps3

Like a brick wall

>>387538879
Hell no, you don't use stasis that often in 1 since every single necromorph is slow as shit and because every level is kind of its own world there's always a recharge station nearby, not to mention you get 8 shots per charge, if you need cash that badly get the force gun and sell the ammo.

>>387537186
Pulse Rifle is basically mandatory for Hardcore mode due to the high damage it deals, the fact it can one-shot the kids, and that ammo comes in either 15 or 25 groupings. At max damage it can cut off a limb in like two or three shots and this means you can not only save up ammo but use the credits you save from all the shots on Medkits or Power Nodes. You're not meant to use it to shoot the body unless it's the swarm running at you.

>>387538391
It's an awful gun. The damage is ridiculously low, to actually hit anything with it you have to be in melee range, and the secondary fire shoots out blades that deal barely any damage. The stun it gives to Necromorphs wears off after like one hit.

Guys stop calling Unitology bullshit, it's real. You really should come down for a consultation session.

I wish there was a good melee weapon to cut up necromorphs with, like a beam katana or something.

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>>387530349
>There are people on this ship using Peng right now
And they call these people the future of mankind. No wonder there's constant screaming everywhere. I need to get off this ship now.

>>387540206
There was a beam chainsaw in the anime, Downfall, and I think there is a bayonet-like weapon for your guns in 3.

>>387540003
>hurr space rocks accelerate evolution so we can be GODS!
Fuck off retard, brain yourself.

>foreman went shit crazy week ago
>avoid guy for 5 days hiding in changing room
>he finnaly found me and started talk shit about assholes, gay sex or something
>can't handle it
>started to bashing head against the locker
>felt touch on my shoulder
>DON'T TOUCH ME MOTHERFU...
>it was watchman
>Dude your head is bleeding, how long are you here?
>Oh... well, let me see... 12 hours.
>What? Better go to medical department
>Yea... i will
>And chill out man, we all have bad time here as well
>went straight to my room
i gonna kill that son of a bitch before i bleeding out, fucking crazy grease monkey

>>387540206
there's a plasma bayonet and plasma saw in the third game, they're awful, only good if you put a shitton of RoF chips on it to see how ungodly fast isaac swings it

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>>387540862
That sounds fucking hilarious and overpowered.

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>>387534817
thank me later

>>387541519
it is hilarious yes, but you'll get shredded if you try to use it because for some reason enemies don't get stunned when you hit them with the plasma saw, you have to stasis them beforehand and at that point you might as well just use the chaingun/shotgun+underbarrel forcegun and be done with it

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>mfw playing the asteroid turret section with mouse and keyboard
that """boss""" is a fucking joke when you're not using a controller

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>>387540620
Don't forget the chainsaw thing in the mobile game.

>>387542029
there's a mobile game?

>>387541853
The entire series is a joke on PC, they were hard on console because cutting off both arms (which kills just about everything) needs precise aiming, which is hard to do with a joystick.

>mfw I see one of the engineering staff writing "CUT OFF THE LIMBS" with his own severed arm

Are these guys so autistic they really can't just send an email and then go to medbay?

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>>387542103
Yeah, but it doesn't work on most modern machines due to them never updating compatibility. Personally it's one of the few mobile games that have decent controls. It also did the psychological horror really well, Vandal goes nuts several times throughout the game and it's great to see.

I liked using full EarthGov gear in the second game. very tacticool

>>387542449
It works just fine on nougat, the latest android version, it's just that EA deleted it from playstore, get the apk from somewhere and play it, it has achievements and everything.

>>387542578
Good to know, could be the iOS version is the one broken then.

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>>387539131

oh yes, i remember siren blood curse. the spider shibitos scared the hell out of me. is there any reason they havent made another one?

>>387540620

It's true you fucking miner cuck. You think you're a badass just because you get to wield power-tools and go out in hardsuits?

You'll see, we'll all become as gods soon, and you unbelievers are going to be left behind like the rockfags you are.

>>387530349
They're not working cause some Earth Gov son of a bitch put in some pay walls. Earth's a hollow rotting turd and yet they want to squeeze every teet of cash even if we are the ones keeping the planet alive.

Is 3 really as bad as they say?

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>>387539797
>>387542029
>>387542449
>>387542704

>>387545668
Not really, much like RE6 it's a decent action game, the weapon crafting is pretty fun and the co-op has some nice touches (what's-his-name the other guy sees fucked up things that isaac doesn't because he's new to this whole marker shit whereas isaac went crazy since the beginning of the first game), it's worth a pirate/if you can find it for cheap, i got it brand new for my xbox 360 and for 20 dollars it was worth every cent, i got all the trophies and everything.

>>387542753
>is there any reason they havent made another one?
It bombed, HARD.