>pick dialog option >character says something almost completely

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>Playing Elona
>See option to take my precious daughters hand
>It doesn't actually mean this
>I am now married to my own daughter

I just wanted to hold hands

>>387510236
I dunno, it's pretty representative of most people's complete inability to say what they intend to.

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>>387510236
[Glass Her]

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>>387510236
>Tense situation with a character
>Know the perfect way to talk my way out of it
>Dialogue doesn't allow for that, just weak ass apologies or suckerpunching the guy

>Pick "No" option
>Character pulls out a gun and shoots the NPC

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>>387510337
>Wanted to hold hands
WE TOLD YOU BRO
WE WARNED YOU

>very funny

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>>387510337

>>387510337
>thinking she would hold your hand without marring you
Why did you think she was such a slut?

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>>387510236
>dialogue choices are CRITICAL to the game's plot, and characters regularly live or die based on your decisions
>the actual dialogue choices you have to pick from do not in any way reflect what your character will say or do when you pick them
>even when your choices do correspond with the outcomes, frequently the plot will throw a curve ball mid-scene and some unexpected thing will kill someone anyhow
>as a result, you feel like nearly every character death is forced on you by incompetent devs

FUCK YOU BANNER SAGA.

>>387510236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plWNxdaJeHg

>>387511040
But banner saga was garbage anyways. Besides what you said i appreciate them trying something different with the strategy/gameplay but i hated it.

>pick doubt
I'LL LITERALLY MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME THE TRUTH

>>387511251
I think i made a mistKe

>>387511181
Yeah, it was interesting as an experiment. I just don't see how it made it live with such infuriatingly bad choice presentation, combat that gets harder and fucks you more the better you play, and a deprivation trend in the mechanics of the game.


Because of all of these shitty choices, the game runs in reverse. Rather than getting better and stronger over time, you get weaker.

The better you play, the faster you weaken.

>>387512368
I think you nailed it. Neat concept, im not sure if its just bad in practice or executed poorly. I liked the feel of the game, music artstyle ect but actually playing was a no go. Im not even sure i finished it.

>>387510449
I just want to comfort her goddammit

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>>387511251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV61Rpo-0

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>option to answer in nice way, mean way or neutral way
>they all lead to the same outcome

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options:
>yes
>maybe, who knows
>no

>select "no"
>"fuck you you failed abortion, let the kingdom burn see if i care baka desu senpai"

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>>387515798
option:
>can you repeat the question?

>"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW"

>>387512702
comfort her with the dick

>>387515942
i didn't want this to happen, anon...

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>>387516067
it's a little late for that, friend

>>387510720
Fuck you.

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>>387517145
I see this smug fuck every time I watch Malcolm in the Middle please for the love of god someone tell me who he is.

>Your friend is telling you their life's story
>Can just up and say goodbye, walk away from them mid way through

>npc THOT starts hitting on you
>Locked into the dialogue and have to play along
Fuck. Not quite the same, but related