Why is he called the blue bomber when he can't use bombs without stealing them?
because since he was first released it's been nothing but a downward spiral into inevitable nothingness, much like a real bomb
>>387503839
Because when he kills a Robot Master he makes them explode like a bomb.
Because his franchise hasn't had a hit for the last 17 years
Because he's the bomb
Watch and learn:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M9wHxkfmBjM
A better question is why isn't sonic called that?
>>387503839
because he's muslim
>>387505706
Because he's the blue blur.
>>387504246
Thank God I'm not the only one who immediately thought of this.
Why is he called the blue bomber when he changes color when he changes weapon?
>>387503839
Why is it called Knight Rider if nobody's ass-raping Michael Knight?
>>387503839
Because he identifies as a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II you shitlord and you WILL respect his authority to deliver 18,000 pounds of air-to-air missiles, air-to-ground missiles, and various bombs directly into the vicinity at his own personal discretion.