/v/, I have terrible news. Specter and the monkeys escaped AGAIN!

I wonder if one of them is having an Ass Escape.

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>ape escape 4 never

I want yumi to sit on my face with her sweaty spats

>>387344903
Before I capture those apes, I want you to strip for me first.

Why doesn't she catch some damn apes?

Where's 4, Sony?

>>387345456
i want to feed her some soup

>>387345456
Don't we all, Anon. Don't we all...

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Would /v/ play a Ape Escape 1 remake that had a fun dialogue like Kid Icarus Uprising?

Ape Escape X Donkey Kong when?

>>387344903
>Specter and the monkeys escaped AGAIN!
Call the police they already deal with that shit

>>387346157
just fucking euthanize them

>>387345974
I don't know, but imagine Spike and Pit kissing each other.

>>387344903
Oh wow decent way to start off an AE thread that isn't Yumi/Sayaka in the OP image

>>387345974
I think any dialogue would be an improvement

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>>387345767
see >>387345360

>>387345974
The cutscenes of 1 are possibly the epitome of bad videogame cutscenes, so anything in that field would be an improvement.
Then again you could say it's part of the charm at this point.

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How do any of you feel about this?

>>387346519
>epitome of bad video game cutscenes there were much worse during the time you know

>>387346770
who cares?
ape escape psp is way better than the ps1 version for the voice acting alone. not to mention less framerate drops and you don't have that wobbly 3D effect every PS1 game had.

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>>387345456
That'll do, anon. That'll do.

>>387346103
>Spike X Candy Kong /ss/

What is the best song?

Post your favorite
>game
>minigame
>level
>music
>gadget
>protagonist
>side character
>boss
>monkey
>memory/moment

>ideas/wishes for a new game?

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>>387345456
>>387345780
>>387345798
>>387347096
bad taste

>>387347949
That's not Casi

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>>387345456
>>387345798
>>387347096
How fucked in the head do you have to be to sexualize a game made for children?

>>387348262
Then why are Dorkly hacks allowed to write jokes about Mario doing drugs or taking the Rugrats seriously because of some shit theory about everything bein in Angellica's head?

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>>387348262
>How fucked in the head do you have to be to sexualize a game made for children?

Bitch please, I was a kid when I did that. It's a 2006 PS2 game.

>>387348262
It's Sayaka's fault for being so sexy

>>387344903
>using NA names
Keep the net, bitch

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>>387345456
SWEATY LOLI ASS

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>>387346938
>Ape escape psp is way better than the ps1 version because of some voice acting that you barely ever hear in such a plot light game with maybe 15 cutscenes meanwhile it's missing the other analog for your weapon which is what the whole series is even about

>>387348797
This.
It's like the Mario 64 port for the DS.

Tell me what do you want in a new Ape Escape

>>387349073
Spike catching monkey.

WHy did Ape Escape died?

>>387349490
Because he was to intelligent.

>>387349592
Fuck

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>>387349592
>>387349819
Having some issues, champ?

>>387350007
I WANT APE ESCAPE 4

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Yumi/Sayaka on PS4 when??
I'm not getting any younger waiting for them to release AE3 on PS4.

>>387350059
I think the MGS crossover could be why it may never happen.

>>387348797
Everytime Spike swings his net or saber in the PS1 verison he sounds like a grown man. In the psp version, he sounds like a kid like he's supposed to be.

also you can remap the controls on vita for the 2nd analog stick stuff.

>>387348262
>How fucked in the head do you have to be to sexualize a game made for children
Ask pokefags

>>387350158
Still should have kept Jake's ponytail and that space minigame.

>>387350743
the space minigame I agree but who gives a shit about a ponytail that's such a neckbeard thing to argue about

>>387351048
It makes him more unique.
They didn't need to do that, specially since that's already a thing in the alternate series.

>>387344903

Oi /v/, I got bloody awful news, innit. Spectah n those monkeys did a runner AGEN!

Spike, Jimmy, Satoru and Sayaka are busy so oim sending you a net to take care a' this, mate!

(the British version is fucking weird)

I want to creampie Yumi-chan!

Remember when Jake was brainwashed?

Imagine Spike with a vagina.

>>387351709
I heard in the PS1 game, Specter had the best voice.

>>387351951
me too

I want Snake Escape 2

>>387354038
And Mesal Gear Solid 2