>haha dude I'm an autistic retard haha >dude fighting

>>387331160
Why do you think that your opinion matters?

>>387331323
because I cum in your mom's mouth

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>haha dude I'm fucking retarded but i'm only pretending haha
>dude this game sucks, the gameplay isn't good enough
>even though MGS are my favorite games ever and I refuse to play them stealthily

why is he even allowed to talk, ever?

I have stopped listening to the Bombcast. It kinda sucks, but it was time.

What's the best game podcast out there?

>>387331474
wtf is his deal anyway? he's the biggest nintendo fanboy shill, who damage controls everything they do and buys all physical fucking DLC, but then acts like he likes MGS but doesn't even know how to play them?

i dont knwo who either of these fags are but eceleb threads are cancer

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>>387331474
hahaha, cool, bro, cool, but in all seriousness, I Think We All Have To Agree That Dan Brought Plenty Of New Fresh Content To The Site And Without Him Giant Bomb Wouldn't Be As Fun And He's Actually Pretty Fucking Based And Hilarious When You Think About It

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>>387331559
>mfw i work the marks into believing im incredibly retarded when im actually only a bit retarded and obnoxious about it

>>387331474
>mario party is just about having fun, not winning
>is losing at mario party
>becomes serious, bitter, obnoxious and fucking annoying

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>getting triggered by duders

>>387331793
And we haven't even gotten started on Ben. Or Alex. Or Abby. Or Austin. Or Patrick. We're gonna be here all night unless the mods come in and delete this thread.

>>387331887
ben is ok, but Abby legit doesn't know nor care about vidya and is only hired because of SJW Vinny.

>>387331160
>>387331354
>OP took the time to make this thread.
How does it feel that an autistic retard playing fighting games enjoys his life more than you will ever wish you could? While you're on 4chan with every other fat neckbeard like us, he is out and about talking with friends and playing vidya.

>talks like he's gonna be the "fighting game guy"
>gets bodied by Jeff, who isn't even that good, constantly

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its infuriating to see how delusional this guy has become

>>387332340
>cuck thinks hes part of FGC because he watches some twitch faggot

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>Giant ROM 2017
>They're playing some stupid but funny and well made FMV Hitman parody
>They're all laughing and enjoying it
>In the game, the target screams ''you're really fucking me in the ass here'' after losing beer pong
>Vinny gets offended

>>387333136
what else do you expect from a literal jew?

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>>387333136

I want to bang the large blonde girl from that game. I have shit taste.

>>387331160
>you aren't allowed to enjoy things you're bad at

>>387331976
abby didn't even know who guile was. When everyone else starts talking about games you can see her just not understand anything and she just gets a glazed over look. She does want to fuck vinny tho.

Giant Bomb fanbase is utter fucking cancer

>>387333136
After last weeks beastcast I don't think I ever want to consume any gb east content anymore.

>>387333136
>>387333136
>>387334325
Wait, what the fuck, West and East united? This might be worth a watch if only for Jeff + Vinny.

The latest Murder Island stream was full to the brim with sexual tension.
>Vinny and Abby buddy up during the entire stream, even do a duo at the end
>their characters strip naked while Alex watches

>>387334656
What happened?

>>387334682
it would be if they played the games but Ben was the one with the controller for some fucking reason.

>>387334820
Abby said that Bayonetta is "bad to women" despite never playing them

>>387334820
Abby basically said that while she hasn't played bayonetta, she's heard that it's bad for women and should be avoided.

>>387334820
Abbey said she didn't like Bayonetta, but never played them. No one supported her position, said those games are good and Bayonetta as acharacter is fine.

>>387334656
What happened?

>>387334895
>>387334929
>>387334931
Bayonetta is undeniably sexualized as a character.

>>387331160
video games

>>387334820
Abby opened her dumb mouth, this time about Bayonetta.
Also during Battle Royale she revealed that
>the entire MGS series sucks dick because Quiet is sexy
>Also, what's a kojima?

>>387335048
>>the entire MGS series sucks dick because Quiet is sexy
>>Also, what's a kojima?
Source.

>>387334979
duh

>>387335105
So why is her comment out of line

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>>387335048
>>the entire MGS series sucks dick because Quiet is sexy
>>Also, what's a kojima?
wow, grab yer pitchforks lads!

>>387335060
The first is the Battle Royale film and 40's, the second is the beastcast.
She seriously dismissed a series that goes back to the 80's because of some Twitter drama.
>>387335158
Because she is blindly condemning shit she knows nothing about.

am I the only danfan here

>>387335158
I'll let you infer the implications of someone being sexualized, with Abbey being naive.

>>387335158
It's the part where she claims it's bad for women.

It's obviously not.

>>387335271
I doubt anyone is "CONDEMNING" anything you little fag.

>>387335271
>The first is the Battle Royale film and 40's
Link it or GTFO

>>387335158
a lot of women likes bayo

>>387335281
>>387335331
A female protagonist being aggressively sexualized is not good for women and is, in fact, bad for women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZGOxaqj_aM

>>387335403
lazy bait. I've been trolling people in these GB threads for years and it takes more effort than this to be remembered, dip.

>>387335403
Shit dude you're just trolling now.

I refuse to believe someone is this dumb.

>>387335334
She was shaming Dan for even liking it, it was pretty fucking clear.
But sure, point taken. It's the ignorance I have a problem with, not so much the opinion itself.
>>387335359
https://giantbomb-pdl.akamaized.net/podcast/film40_battleroyale-08-14-2017-7005361670.mp3

>>387335425
Giant Bomb fans are such fucking autists

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e-celebs aren't video games

>>387334484
She definitely has daddy issues.

>>387335484
>>387335517
Are you going to explain how I'm wrong or are you just going to continue to have no argument, you fucking children?

>>387331543
Mega 64 is still fun. I went from tons of video game podcasts to basically none. Giantbomb is a resurrected corpse of what it once was, and I feel sorry for those that still bother with it.

>>387335586
>no argument
bet that's frustrating for you

>>387335586
Why do people who try to troll always say the same thing.

Just fucking come up with something original jesus christ.

>>387335657
>>387335761
So you cannot refute me that sexualizing female protagonists is not good for women.

>>387335569
s-sauce?

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>>387335641
mega64's owns but being a game podcast isn't one of the reasons

>>387335425
That's pretty funny actually. Dan and Jeff always bring the conversation back to themselves

>>387334979
all games kinda are though. They are fantasies.

>>387335884
they're the NUMBER ONE gaming podcast, though. Not an argument. BTW while they're still good they've definitely degraded in quality, or changed, rather. If you listen to the first 200 episodes you'll see what I mean. 2006 to 2011 contains episodes and humor that will never be matched. I go back and listen to those eras like you would the best seasons of a TV show.

>>387335818
You're not giving any reasons why it's bad either. All you guys are doing is
>nuh-uh
>ya-huh
>nuh-uh
>ya-huh

>>387336272
I don't think any sexualization is good. Unless it actually serves an artistic purpose and not "we're a company appealing to horny teenagers" then it shouldn't be included.

>>387332429
become? He was a faggot since day 1. He jerks off to the thought of finishing his dissertation so much I don't think he'll ever actually finish it.

>>387332429
Anon MAH BOY, we're UP IN HERE and that's totally a conversation we need to have but PATRICK, PATRICK, COME HERE SON there be structures of problematic oppresion ALL OVER THIS BOI, ALL OVER

>>387331160
>Complaining about someone other than Matt Rory

>>387336346
dumbass

>>387334484
>So, Abby, what have you been playing this week?
>Nothing

>>387336430
this is some pretty concise criticism, damn

>>387336346
He only wants (you)'s.

Better to just leave him alone and let him silently rage when nobody is giving him what he wants.

>>387336352
>Unless it actually serves an artistic purpose
Literally Bayonetta

>>387334484
>because she doesn't play my favorite videogames she doesn't play any videogames
>oh and also, because she's a woman, she only wants to fuck people

Further Giant Bomb autism.

>>387336559
Developing a fake excuse to justify fanbase pandering is still fanbase pandering.

I'm talking about parody, mockery, etc.

>>387335276
Im here too, his heel ways warm my heart

>>387336352
so you dont like those sexy books women read then? Or pretty much any commercial for cosmetics ever? What about 56 shades of chad? It is just pretty dumb for someone to go out of their way to point out a video game character for being over sexualized.

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>>387336274
>NUMBER ONE gaming podcast
you forgot rocco's wOOOOO BABY

>>387334325

Glad I'm not the only one, she looks like she has enough self-esteem issues to let you fuck her during a party.

>>387334979
You aren't wrong but how does that mean she's "bad for women"?
Also GiantBomb has previously showered those games in praise.

>>387336670
What the fuck is your argument

Yes that shit is terrible. No not all women put up with that shit.

Fuck off you fucking sexist.

>>387336575
I dont know what 2's sign is.
231

>>387336719
mega64 podcast has to be the most boring podcast on the web

>>387336813
Are you slut shaming Bayonetta?

>>387336887
Are you going to actually offer an argument?

>>387336582
sorry buddy but she only acts that way directly towards vinny, and its the fact that her knowledge of games are so fucking tiny thats gets to me. she was hired to work at a place that deals with all games not just a select few, she don't even have a specialty from what ive saw so far.

>>387336837
That is a terrible run-on sentence.

>>387336996
boskeletonrp

>>387336582
I'll take your second point but she literally does not play video games outside of for this job.

She even said herself the last game she played to completion was Katamari Damacy. Which is a ps2 game from 2004.

Every other on-screen talent hire that giant bomb has ever had, had a history in the games industry prior. Literally all of them. Even their interns which are not shown on screen, typically have some kind of ties to the gaming industry.

Everyone, except for abby. Who they picked up at a local improv comedy troupe. Now, why do you think that is?

Could it be because the last time they hired someone that wasn't a woman half the fucking industry flipped their shit at them?

Who knows!

>>387336942
Why would anyone argue with a retarded prude who doesn't even know where they are? Don't get lost on your way back to the giant bomb forums.

>>387336942
Sex is empowering for women, not shameful.

>>387335271
>The first is the Battle Royale film and 40's, the second is the beastcast.
Timelinks please.

>>387336936
14, but it's a trick question.

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>>387335425

>>387336860
An hour of comedy is so boring compared to 3 dragged on hours of video game discussion, political agenda pushes, and half attempts at jokes while avoiding the lava that is offending their new hires.

>>387337081
>>387337082
Sex can be empowering but sexualization and objectification is not.

>>387336430
Woof!
What's good? What's really, really good?

>>387336964
Seen it.
rook g1, black's only legal move is to take with queen, mate with the other rook.

>>387337218
>comedy
Reddit """"humor""""" is comedy?

>>387337110
I don't remember, man.
For film and 40's it was near the end I think, maybe when they were on that boat leaving the island.
You can probably find the Kojima thing easily, it was her first or second podcast.

>>387337260
Fictional characters ARE objects

>>387335048
it begins

>>387337385
The fuck are you talking about, no they are not. Are you going to say someone like David Bowman is an object that is sexualized?

>>387337130
The roundabout version is better

>>387336813
people dont stop watching movies or tv or putting makeup on because they get triggerd by sexy looking woomens so why do retards like to single out video games for it?

I don't mind Abby and think that she brings a lot of humor (which is a little too simple and on the nose sometimes) energy to GB. I also don't really care what she thinks about Bayonetta or other games that are supposedly bad for women, because I know that if a game with naked chicks in it sells, the industry will continue making them.

I do agree that it's generally pretty painful to be confrontend with her ignorance when the Beastcast discusses pretty canonical games new and old. It's like listening to football comentary and one of them can't name the last ten superbowl winners.

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>>387337484
No Anon I'm not going to say anything else to you, if you can't tell the difference between a person and a depiction of a person you aren't someone I could ever reason with.

>>387336936
15
banan 4, appl 10, 2coco 2, 1coco 1?

>>387337623
>t's like listening to football comentary and one of them can't name the last ten superbowl winners.
I'd say it's more like listening to a podcast about disney and one of the hosts can't name donald duck

>>387337701
You're imagining a banana

>>387337759
same difference but yeah

The fucks with the anon spamming random gifs and images.

>>387337886
derailing tactic to get the thread pruned

>>387337959
sauce?

>>387337798
Oh I see it, not expecting two tricks. I hate those puzzles, i'd rather stare at a wall.

>>387337886
bump limit maybe

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>>387337759
Did you know that in Disney, there are two kinds of animals?

>>387337847
well the distinction was that even a casual fan can name donald duck, my guess is a very casual football fan can maybe name the last 3 or 4 superbowl winners.

>>387338126
i got food poisoning and couldn't go to disney did you know this haha isnt this a good running joke guys

>>387337623
For me, the ignornace feeds into my frustration about why she chooses to remain ignorant.
She'd rather trust idiots on Twitter who've also never played the games they rail against, instead just playing them for herself.
And then she has the balls to regurgitate that unfounded opinion and shame people (or at least Dan) for disagreeing.

>>387338126
>>387338198
They're not running jokes you fucking autists, he's telling new people these stories/trivia.

>>387338009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA_JGh2uu_0

>>387338126
>>387338198
Benposting is playing right into his hands.

>>387338207
>she choses to remain ignorant
as if it is truly a decision she's really making. She has a life like everyone - save people who only watch GB and bitch online about shit - and that doesn't always involve building cred for her hyper critical viewers in the comments section.

>>387335048
any way to grab the premium stuff for free ?

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>Vinny

timestamp for the bayonetta part?

>>387338365
Get a job. No no, not your mcdonalds job I know you have that son. Sorry, I meant career. That way 50 a year to you isn't half your yearly salary! :)

>>387338476
FOR FREE

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not video games

>>387338360
It was clear that she was opposed to playing it, this isn't about how much free time people have.

who?

>>387338561
Considering he motions to the camera, I'd assume he's doing some video game related poses/animations.

>>387337886
It's the same pathetic dude that cries about e-celebs and has been doing so for 4 years now. Mods have banned him but he never learns his lesson.

>>387338476
Thanks for the life advice paps !

It's more about not wanting to support those guys, same with upf threads every week

>>387338647
How do you know, exactly? Do you think she often has the dilemma "Well, I could do this, OR I could really see what Bayonetta is about..."

>>387338207
>and shame people (or at least Dan) for disagreeing
You can't make such a claim without backing it with a timelink

West needs to hire a new video guy who's also good on camera. I never want to see Jason or Rorie again. Just put them away in a small cage.

>>387338263
On the third video he looks directly into the camera after it and says it in a pretty sarcastic tone, he's now doing it in a passive aggressive manner.

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>e-celeb garbage
*yawn*

>>387338975
he is aware that the audience has heard it, but what else is he going to bring up, with these guests who clearly don't really care about the game, relating to Disney? He may be egging people like YOU on, but as long as he tells those stories to someone new then there is no problem with it.

>>387335271
>Because she is blindly condemning shit she knows nothing about.

So she's a /v/poster? Cool.

-FUCK YOU CAPTCHA THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD DAMN BRIDGE IN THESE PICTURES

>>387337623
>>387338207
>>387338867
The bayonetta thing is the worst because they could easily undermine it by telling her that Bayonetta was designed by a woman (the character, I mean).

That alone completely deconstructs the stupid narrative but nobody at giant bomb either A) gives enough of a shit or B) knows enough about the industry to mention it.

>>387339174
>That alone completely deconstructs
I don't agree with Abbey, but just because a woman made the design doesn't mean that a sexualized and damaging design isn't damaging. That's pretty naive, desu

>>387333136
time stamp ?

>>387339265
4:20 :)

>>387338207
>shame people (or at least Dan) for disagreeing.

Dan could use a little shaming tbqh

>>387338772
I listened to the podcast, where when people tried to (gingerly) correct her, she just shut everything down.
I get what you're trying to say, but your point is completely invalid here. She was adamant about thinking people shouldn't play that game, because it's bad for women.
She didn't even throw in the customary (and obvious) "but maybe it's just not for me." If she even did just that, I would've been fine with what she said.

>>387339450
I listened to the same podcast, and it wasn't as dramatic as you're making it out to be.

>>387339265
56:22

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Sure her opinions on games might be shit but she's cute, funny and I'd love to cuddle with her so I don't care. Glad she's on the team.

>>387339814
are those moles or tatts. Waht constellation?

>>387339814
Imagine wearing a shirt that lame

>>387339335
nice meme

>>387339239
The argument against the idea that sexualized characters can be empowering is always that "they were designed by a man" in this case the opposite is true and she's still somehow a "damaging" character.

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>>387339554
Like I said, 7 words and I wouldn't give a shit. She can stay ignorant forever, wouldn't be the first time a GB producer didn't know anything.
You're right though, my posts make it sound crazy looking back at them.
>>387339814
She's taken. You'd best back off unless you want the mob after you.

>>387339814
t. desperate virgin neckbeard retard with shit tier standards and taste

>>387339968
It isn't """always""" argued that it's damaging because it was designed by a man. You don't pay attention, or engage in these conversations otherwise you would know this. It has nothing to do with which "team" created the damage, idiot.

>>387339265

55:41

https://youtu.be/HlMtM1onTWw?t=3341

>>387340020
You might be right to some extent, but I admire your self-awareness in this situation.

>>387339968
Not that anon, but I also don't agree with Abby and I also think you're being naive. If she designed the character that way because she knew it'd get the most attention, then that's still her being "guilty" of sexualization of women for the sake of profits. Which isn't bad, mind you, but isn't a heartened attempt at empowerment either.

>>387331741
Mpp are some of the best gb moments of 2016

>>387340457
yes, but not because of Dan being a fagget

>>387339870
Moles that I'd happily trace with my fingers across while we sit on the couch under a wool blanket snuggled up with cups of hot chocolate on a cool November evening watching a fun movie together.

>>387339927
It's ironic. The real kicker is all the people who paid hundred of dollars to go to E3 this year and actually bought these kinds of shirts from the merch booths.

>>387340020
She's too kind for Vinny though. He craves the abuse his overbearing wife gives him. You just know he masturbates in his tool shed thinking of the time she set his Gundams on fire since he disobeyed his Mistress.

>>387340060
You can say that all you want but it's not true. I'm married so I'm not desperate. I've been having sex since I was 20 years old. I'm not retarded at all, maybe not the smartest guy out there but I'm not stupid. My standards are perfectly acceptable and my taste is too.

Please stop bullying me with unfounded poppycock and get to know me a little better instead. Thanks in advance.

>>387332429
Jesus is that austin?

I cant believe he looked worse in the past

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>>387339814
looks like a tranny desu

I thought Ben was OK at first. But I didn't anticipate all the Dota content he's been pushing with Brad. They're already a terrible combination, and now we've got weekly Dota content, PLUS opening fucking Dota loot shit on UPF, PLUS bringing up Dota more and more on the Bombcast.

>>387333383
Hes italian

He married a tribeswoman

>>387340582
But you have to admit that Dan being an asshole in those videos makes it so much more satisfying whenever someone beats him. I mean the live MPP at PAX where Drew won is one of the best GM moments ever.

God damn I miss Drew. Cloth Map is fun though and he has way too much talent to be stuck working for CBS.

>>387331543
it's mostly shit, though sometimes you do get some good guests. i was listening to one from a few months back (after dan and drew already left) that was with the writer from Bastion and the other games from that company (Greg Kasavian? not sure), and even though i don't like their games he had awesome input and commentary on most of the stuff they discussed. the podcast even went for longer that one time.

and then the next week they bring in one of the sjw weebs that works in japan and it's an hour and a half of virtue signalling and jewing for a panzer dragoon saga original cd. fuck off

>>387334808
Alex: despair but also a boner

>>387340606
>I'm married
and still acting like a thirsty desperate neckbeard? pathetic

>>387340707
italian kike

>>387340747
yes but Dan is still cancer

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LEGALIZE MEMEING

I like it when Jeff steams from home. He's really knowledgeable about games and I like to hear the weird facts he comes out with. It's interesting to see so many games that have been forgotten by most people.

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>>387340642
No she doesn't. Like, at all. She's very clearly naturally feminine. I also love how she doesn't try too hard with makeup or whatever. Just a naturally beautiful woman with a great personality. I just want to hold her hand while we walk along the waterfront on a warm July morning watching the sun rise reflecting off the still lake. We'd both be sipping our coffee as we walk along and wouldn't even need to say anything to each other, we could just enjoy the silence and comfort of each others company as the city slowly wakes up around us.

>>387341090
>pic
lol that dude almost looks like a girl

>>387341090
looks like a man

steal my sunshine in 10 minutes, lads

>>387341090
You guys know she's in this thread right?

You guys can call her a cunt without being as creepy as this

>>387331474
you shouldve realized Dan was an idiot when he worked at GI

>>387340671
I have no interest in ever playing DOTA or a MOBA of any kind at all but I don't mind it. I think Ben brings a really good balance to the Bombcast and most importantly he seems to have subjugated that junky deadbeat Dad completely so we don't see him blathering as much about shit he doesn't understand at all. For that alone Ben was a great addition.

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>>387341090
literally looks like a teenage boy with retardo hair

kys

>>387339814
>her

>>387340857
I have a passionate and loving relationship with my wife but I still occasionally crave the attention of other attractive women. I think that's perfectly normal and healthy although I don't act on these cravings as I would never want to betray her trust.

Also I'm not at all desperate and I shaved at 6:45am this morning after getting out of the shower when I got home from work (I'm on night shifts right now) so I'm hardly a neckbeard.

>>387340606
Nice Vinny ref.
For that fucker who's constantly begging for timestamps: https://youtu.be/gt4MZpckwFw?t=247

>>387341210
>Watching GI

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>>387341143
>>387341193
She doesn't look at all like a man.

>>387341374
I'm usually into curvy girls with massive tits and ass as well but she's not teenaged boy tier at all. I think she has a cute, fit, thin body. Her hair is charming as well and it's nice to see natural redheads.

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>>387339814
imagine having such low standards like this pathetic anon here

>>387341693
Okay who would you consider girlfriend material?

>>387342185
Drew Scanlon.

Who's ready for some sunshine?
I hope during Dan's autistic 100 coin runs Vinny and Abby go off for some alone time in the sound booth.
https://cbsigameslive2-lh.akamaihd.net/i/stealmysunshine08162017_1@37386/index_6500k_av-p.m3u8

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>>387342242
Well shit dude I hope you're a legit 10/10 with a lot of money if your standards are THAT fucking high. I like to stay at least a little realistic.

>>387338946
Rorie is a perfect trainwreck though

>>387342305
WE'RE ON THE FAST PLANE TRAIN TO SUN AND BUCKLE UP BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET SHINE

>>387341476
>I have a passionate and loving relationship with my wife
ahahahahhaha. yeah dude, keep telling yourself that.

>>387331741
>He's mistaking banter and sarcastic seriousness for actual anger and malice

Are you actually autistic?

>>387342769
you are mistaking legit autism and retardation with "only pretending"

you think he's only buying all amibos as a joke?

>american pretending to know what banter is
lmao

>>387331976
Does SJW stand for Sticking Junk in Women, because it's clear he hired her because he wants to fuck her.

>>387342305
Cheers.

>>387342586
I do. She's my soulmate and I'm even more in love with her today than when we married each other 7 years ago. We have a lovely home, an incredible baby and we're still madly in love.

There's no one I would rather spend my life with than her and I swear to God I'll do everything I can in life to make sure she feels as loved, respected and cared for as she makes me feel.

She's not just my wife and my lover she's also my best friend. Spending time with her is my favourite part of my day.

I hope you're as happy as me and her are. Have a beautiful day.

Sincerely,

Aaron

>Abby getting all drunk and raunchy on film & forties

wow

>>387342970
shit bait

>>387342892
I don't know if she's really his type honestly. Have you seen Vinny's wife? Fucking THICC with an incredible ass and massive tits.

I guess it might be a "grass is always greener" thing though.

>>387331474
Who's this

>>387343072
link?

>>387343080
What could I possibly be baiting you into by confessing my love for my wife?

- Aaron

At first Abby was quiet and cute and I really wanted her to open up a little and feel comfortable. Now she doesn't shut the fuck up, dictates her opinions, spams her unfunny twitter humor and god it's like she's moved in with me.

I suck at fighting games too but I still play them.

>>387343152
i don't have a timestamp or anything, sorry. she was making dick jokes and shit by the halfway point and by the end she admitted she was drunk.

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Is Ben retarded? Ive only watched him play Kingdom Hearts but he looks and tired all of the time.

>>387334979
>a game about a strong and independant woman that has her own complex character and goals
>but she's sexy so obviously it's a bad game for women

You ate legit an idiot if this is how you aee the world.

>>387343161
She got comfortable

>>387343086
She looks like that now after 2 kids and a decade of marriage.

I would bet money that Abby looks a lot like Vinny's wife when he first met her. Which is basically kryptonite to a married man.

Why would you pay to watch people you hate?

>>387343661
CLICK!

>>387343813
Because the only person I truely hate is myself.

>>387343726
Oh shit I hadn't thought of that angle. Well good luck to Vinny. I hope he gets a freaky threesome with his wife involved out of it as the endgame.

>>387343726
You guys really sound like you have no female friends.

You guys always say this shit, every single friend in the gaming industry that is male/female HAS to be fucking, every single time.

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Why is he so perfect bros?

>>387344010
they need to poach him from cnet, he's too good to be making shitty clickbait slideshows

>>387344010
i want him to whisper sweet refrigerator reviews to me

>>387343337
but do you have link to the video?

>>387339174
You can't disagree with a woman when she has an opinion on sexism anon. That's sexist.

>>387344142
I haven't listened to any of the Beastcasts from 2017 (not because I don't still follow Giant Bomb just been too busy) is he still on them now that Dan and Abby are there? Please say yes...

>>387344142
Then again, doesn't he have the perfect position? He gets to write about shit he loves, be the most based presence on a podcast that he is in no way dependent upon while not being consumed by a disgusting, regressive game journalism community

>>387338767
From what I understand the old google doc with links to everything went down. Which sucks because I liked some of their stuff but not enough of it to make it worth paying, especially not when I hate so much of their staff.

>>387344406
yes and his total bewilderment at dan is awesome. The episode they did when Alex was gone was one of their best (what a surprise)

>>387344460
I can't imagine Giant Bomb can match whatever cnet's paying him anyway. it's the same with Drew, I'm happy he got out but the show would be better with him there

>>387343990
They don't have to be fucking, but the possibility that they could fuck will always be a part of the equasion. And that alone brings a sexual tension that doesn't exist when it's just guys.

Like I'm not one of these people who thinks men and women can't be friends but you are lying to yourself if you think they can be friends in exactly the same way as two striaght guys or two straight women. One person in the friendship will always wonder if the other wants to fuck them and might even be tempted to try.

>Dan went full commie on twitter

Reminder that ARMS is good because it has characters from different races

>>387344757
Fantastic. Maybe I'll finally set my damn phone up to listen to podcasts again.

RED SHINE

>>387335158
it's because the question was games that others love that you don't like at all she says bayonetta because of what it does to women but then mentions how she never actually played the game

>>387334931
Wow. She went from tolerable to Patrick 2.0 pretty damn fast.

I'm also surprised there are people who still give a shit about GB.

>Jason is one of those guys who gets offended when a fighting game isn't just another SF game
>mad that SFV didn't take off in the mainstream and has a terrible reputation
>mad that Tekken and Arms are doing well
>memes Powerstone
>gets legit mad when Evo or other fighting tourneys let in different games

>>387344010
people actually like this fucker?

>>387344834
>One person in the friendship will always wonder if the other wants to fuck them and might even be tempted to try.

Literally no normal person thinks like this, dude. I'm pretty sure my college roommate didn't once think about fucking me and vice versa.

We just played video games and watched dumb movies and shit.

>>387345680
Bad news buddy: if it wasn't you thinking about it, then it was him.

>tfw despite the amazing year Player Memeknown's Memegrounds is going to win GB's GOTY simply because it's the only thing most of them bothered to play

What is the point of the betting if 90% of the bets are, "Uh... I bet you he beats the level."

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>>387345812
Can't wait for Alex to force Hottest Mess on The Last Night or that shit with Nick.

Or for him to be the sole person fighting for Automata in any area.

>>387343072
>tfw putting of watching the Battle Royale F&F for this exact reason

It drives me nuts that everyone is in everything at GB East, but honestly I just want a break from Abby. I don't really like her humor.

>>387346058
you might be shocked to hear that dan came up with the idea for this series

>>387345264
why even still watch giant bomb there not paywall shit is so fucknig boring and worthless as informitive content that there's no way in hell i would every pay to see the rest

>>387331160
>Brad sucking Valve's cock on the bombcast
Now this gets me thinking.

>>387345680
If your college roomate was of the opposite gender or homosexual then there is a very good chance that they did think about fucking you. Unless you are BOTH irredeemably repulsive.

>>387346265
Totally, I can understand that West does it on account of them being understaffed. East could totally do some duo work, like Alex wasn't iinvolved in This is the run. If they did that now the whole crew would probably be there.

>>387346493
In fact, I just realized west doesn't even do it.

>>387346412
>brad being allowed to have opinions on anything
the retard still believes bethesda games have simulation in them

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>>387341090

>>387346425
>>387345771
You people need to get out more.

Most people do not think about fucking their friends unless they're socially repressed perverts who never get laid.

>>387346190
>Can't wait for Alex to force Hottest Mess on The Last Night or that shit with Nick.


It's 100% going to be Nick Robinson. Just look at the palmer lucky thing, some people at that company feel compelled to throw anyone they ever knew that did any wrongdoing under the bus as hard as they can so nobody suspects them.

Especially if they're known to have done similar things.

>>387346910
You're naive. Don't worry you'll grow out of it.

>it's a news section where they don't mention the fact 3 new Persona games were announced, but announce some small indie game and rundown patchnotes on PUBG
>yeah well I guess there's not really any news this week
Jeff absolutely seething there are numbers before and after 4.

>>387335425
got a laugh.

>>387346636
And half of GBW's stuff sucks because of it
>quick look for a game I don't care about with no Jeff
nope

>>387347047
This is personal though, and they haven't discussed it at all (or have they on the beastcast, I have stopped listening because it's all unfunny zaney shit now) unlike the Palmer Lucky thing.

>>387347047
What's the Nick Robinson thing anyway? I guess I haven't been paying attention to drama lately.

>>387346493
>>387347225
I wish they'd diversify premium content so it isn't always 3-4 people at East, but Quick Looks should still be 2 people. Can you imagine modern GB Quick Looks with 3 people?
>One person playing the game
>The other two hold an unrelated conversation about wrestling / food / Abby for 10 minutes

I was so excited for the Sunshine series until it turned into 2 hours of bitching about the game's perfectly fine camera / controls

Never look at the fucking chat

>>387347513
allegedly he's a pedo

>>387347513
Polygon video boy gained a massive following and allegedly used his position of power to "sexually harass"/flirt with women in the industry. Doing shit like asking for nudes etc. The only proof of him doing something was a high school tier attempt at two people flirting in twitter DMs. Everyone in the industry came out against him and he lost his job.

I wouldn't be surprised if he did do anything, but the whole situation was literally multiple women making vague claims and people like Abby going BELIEVE THEM

>>387347513
tldr the entire industry threw him under the bus because he got flirting with his peers.

They're calling it sexual harassment but the only evidence of any misdoings is some awkward cringy flirting in DMs wherein the girl involved even says in the screencap she instigates the flirting all the time.

Dude then lost his job, got added to an industry blacklist and wrote a big apology online and the only people giving him the benefit of the doubt are people that he hates the most.

>e-sports
>e-celebs
>streamers
>commentators
kill yourself normie

>>387347513
He had consensual flirty conversations with women on twitter in dm. Then he critized the wrong game developer and a whole gang of feminists started accusing him of abuse and rape without providing any evidence for days. Austin Walker and his posse had a fit. Kessler en Ben dropped their friend for years without even a flinch of doubt. A whole lot of nonsense about POWER and MEN and VIOLENCE and FEAR. Then when the 'evidence' surfaced it was a screencap of him and some chick having a cringey flirty conversation. Nick apologized and got fired and that was still not enough for the likes of such powerful and intellectual voices as Abby who continued to condem him and then everyone forgot because there was some other internet drama that had everyone LITERALLY SHAKING. With Trump going at it with Best Korea and the keks that were had in Charlottesville, nobody of these no-attention-span fuck even remembers this shit anymore

>>387347881
>Never look at the fucking chat
I get mad just by accidentally looking at the comments under their videos

>>387342305
can you point me to other lower bitrates to watch the stream on? vlc messes up for me with this 6500 one

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Vinny right now. How long until an official apology?

>>387331160
>Abby have you played this?
>No, but let's now talk about anything but videogames
Every.Single.Time.

I'm certainly used to and accept off topic shit at GB, but she seriously kills any and all conversation about them. Vinny keeps humoring and bringing her into every conversation as well anytime they do start to talk about them. She doesn't need to be in every single thing they do, especially when it means that Vinny ends up doing the production work for her. You just know he's going to end up fucking her too with how enamored she is with him.

>>387348454
SHAKING

steal my sunshine, or "how i learned to stop thinking for myself and hate a game because ecelebs are shit at it"

>>387349246
I never liked Sunshine, even when it was one of the couple of game I owned.

>>387349246
>Walk into spicy goo.
>AH MY GAAAAAAWD THIS GAME IS SO BAAAAAAAAAD.

>>387349246
>level is somewhat challenging
>WTF this sucks, this level is such a mess
WOOOOOOOW

>>387349319
>>387349351
stop samefagging

>>387349246
>you are not allowed to dislike this one thing because celebs also dislike it

>>387349415
Fuck off you contrarian. No you are not allowed to dislike golf because a retard hit himself with his club then blamed the game.

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>>387347513

>>387349415
>you are not allowed to dislike this one thing because celebs also dislike it
i'm merely talking about the chronic rashes of "wow this game really DOES suck" that break out as soon as the 3/4 people who series who are bad at are bad at the game. like i have no interest in this series if it's just them never improving while a chorus of chatters harps on how terrible the game is when they're not even playing it.

i actually busted out my gamecube and copy of sunshine just to check if it was as bad as they make it out to be, and surprise: it actually controls incredibly well and the camera is fine.

>>387349319
>>387349351
it's insane because Sunshine is probably the easiest 3D Mario game excepting a few levels
>Sand Bird
>Goopy Inferno if you're an idiot
>The rollercoaster balloons in Pinta Park
take for example the 1st shine of Pianta Village. All you have to do is
>spray the ground so there's no fire goop
>spray the chomp
>look in the direction of the water
>press b and hold back 2-3 times
That's it. That's the whole thing. and yet you have them calling it a "nightmare"

>>387349984
But you know playing videogames when you're talking is hard, anon and besides can you guys please stop complaining about how we play because we're just trying to have fun and yes I know we keep going on and on about how we hate this game and aren't having fun but whatever the game fucking sucks, the camera is so shitty.

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>Abby have you played X?
>No

>Abby what did you play this weekend?
>Nothing

I mean come on. Even Drew had his obscure flight sims that only he knew about and contributed that. Abby really doesn't contribute a single thing to any discussion. I give her until this time next year before she springboards to something else.

>>387350306
To be fair they are getting about 1/4th the experience with the game, but that doesn't excuse them playing dumb
And I think Alex is actually regressing. By then end of the last episode he could barely walk around the Plaza without falling into water and bumping into walls on the way

>>387335276
hello friend

>>387350501
>I give her until this time next year before she springboards to something else.

God I fucking hope so.

>>387341090
>I also love how she doesn't try too hard with makeup or whatever
because shes too fucking lazy to wear any

>>387335276
I like Dan. He's passionate about the things he loves, he brings new ideas to the table, he sometimes has these moments of fucking totatally rational clarity where he makes sane contributions to discussions (especially during GOTY). He seems like a sincere guy all around and I appreciate that. Ultimately that's the original spirit of GB for me, with Jeff, Ryan and old Vinny and Brad when he wasn't sucking up to Jeff.

>>387350501
Only thing she's springing on in a year is Vinny's dick

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>What do you mean use the c-stick to control the camera?
>What do you mean using the ANALOG stick for precise movement?

>>387336813
yo get the fuck outta here you fucking pussy ass bitch, suck my dick you nigger

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>tfw I cancelled my subscription yesterday
I honestly can't explain why I kept it for so long. They have become absolute trash. GBW puts out zero interesting content, and the podcast has become fucking awful. GBE needs to cut down on the amount of screen time Abby and Alex get. Do they have to be in every single video? Wasn't Abby hired to be behind the camera? Why is she always on camera?

>>387354239
Vinny wants to fuck her, that's the reason