>controller breaks >buy a new one at best buy >swap

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>buy GOTY edition of a game
>never touch the dlc
>keep buying goty editions
or
>beg anon to post his steam so you can add him
>he posts it
>don't add him
sometimes i'm scared of myself

s/n, unless they are not very bright

>>387331313
>GOTY edition

Every god damn game i have bought with the title GOTY has been such a mess.

Last one i bought was kings bounty and it's so god damn slow.

>>387331464
i meant that as a game + all the dlcs

>>387330926
>Open the shitty plastic box that can't be closed afterwards or fuck it up
>Expect me to believe you replaced it and returned
Unless they're retarded, no way is this real

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>>387330926
>Going to a con with girl I like
>We order food
>She wants to take a quick look at artist alley while we wait for food delivery
>Food comes while she's gone
>Jizz in her rice thinking of her
>Call her to let her know it's here
>She eats it and comments on their food being good
>She's exhausted so falls asleep in her cosplay
>Lift her skirt when she's asleep
>Snap photos and blow another load on her ass cheek
>She still doesn't know till this day
>She's now a famous eceleb that earns a living off Twitch

>>387331859
you're so fucked up

>>387331859
thanks for the erection

>>387330926
I'm so glad I have a job so I can buy things I need without it cutting into my rent or food budget.

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>order package from amazon or ebay that doesnt require a signature
>delivery guy drops it off at my front porch
>pick up the package after he leaves
>file a complaint saying i never got the package
>get a full refund

>>387331958
Hold the phone, is that a motherfucking ARTHUR reference?

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>>387331859
Why don't you just find a girl to suck your dick? Feels better and you don't have to commit felonies.

>>387331859
you wouldnt still have these photos would you?

>>387332040
does this work?

sounds like a good way to get a 1080ti

>>387332127

Because he gets off on being a sly coward.

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>sell a game code online
>months later they do a charge back
>lose money
>lose game
>PayPal charge me a $10 processing fee on top
>feels bad man

>call Microsoft
>report code as stolen
>code revoked and user's account is banned
>MS sends me a couple of free games and 12 months of XBL
>feels good man

>>387332306
yeah nowadays, ebay always sides with the customers no matter what. it would also help if there is no tracking number to

>>387332137
Yea but I'm not posting them.

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>>387332040
>Lend Okami to a friend but his bitch ass moves to another state before returning it
>Buy a new copy
>Check tracking at work
>Says it was delivered
>Come home
>No package
>Shit..
>Not too sure what to do. Contact UPS
>They are insanely polite and say they will call who I bought it from, see if they can get another copy on them. They will overnight it and make sure it's a sign on receiving.
>Sign for it the next day
>Three days later, slow ass navajo neighbor waddles up to me while I'm out smoking a cigarette
>Hands me a package
>"This was sitting in front of your door yesterday, didn't want someone to steal it so I picked it up for you. I meant to leave you a note."
>... Thanks.
>UPS and fucking GAMESTOP online were so incredibly polite and willing to help me out
>Make some calls, try to give it back
>Gamestop can't take it back because the computers can't accept new inventory like that
>tfw feel super bad because everyone was so nice about getting me a second copy

I mean I know UPS and Gamestop make a metric fuckton of money a year so 50 bucks isn't a big deal but still. I don't want to short anyone.

Eventually just gave it to the Salvation Army.
Thanks for reading!

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>>387330926
They would notice the wear on the sticks and also pic related.

>>387332810
Because they don't exist

>worked at FUCKING GAMESTOP
>customer wants to buy second hand console
>if they are nice or hot I give them one in good condition
>if they are cunts or ugly or retards or something else about them annoyed me I give them one in shit condition that usually came with a crap 3rd party controller

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>>387333021
>tfw order a Midi keyboard online
>Tracking is fucked for the first week or so
>Be patient and it eventually arrives
>Couple days later
>Someone knocks my door
>It's another package for me
>Weirdly it's the same size and weight as the last one
>It's another fucking Midi keyboard
>Call the store, they say they will send a FedEx van to pick it up and they will email me a store coupon as thanks
>Never get the email
>FedEx van never comes
>I have the extra keyboard still protected by the bubblewrap
s-should I sell it?

>>387333424
Makes you feel powerful don’t it, my pink collar friend?

>>387333502
Call the store again

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>controller breaks
>go to store
>take new controller off shelf
>walk out of store

>>387332127
watching a girl eat your cum or walk around with it without knowing sounds hotter desu

>>387333094
bullshit

if its GS, they will notice NOTHING
i know, i trade in broken shit for new all the time

>>387330926

Pepe doesn't mix with anime

>>387334987
This. The employees don't give a shit. Back when my first PS3 broke, I literally sold its motherboard on ebay and STILL gave it in to gamestop for in store credit and they fucking took it. A PS3 with no fucking motherboard. They didn't plug that shit in or anything.

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>>387331859
why be a creep about it? there are billions of girls you can literally ask or pay to have fuck you, no need to be an inappropriate creep

>>387333609
It's been over two months

>>387336743
paying just wouldn't be the same

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>>387337202
I can never get into the mindset of rapists and perverts. It's one thing to fap to brutal rape porn, but why molest someone on real life? Power? Thrill of being evil? is that what it is? do you not think about how your victim might feel? or do you not have empathy?

>>387333502
Glue them together and become the king of midi

it was a while ago but i remember intentionally breaking a ds game to get a refund
cannot remember the game or why i didn't just take it back normally

>>387331412
They'll never check the serial number unless it's something like a computer/laptop

>>387337426
Okay, I'm not him but I'll try to explain. I'm a virgin and very, VERY insecure so I refuse to have sex with a woman that's not also a virgin, I also refuse to pay for sex because
>1.- They really would not do it with me if money wasn't involved so it doesn't count
>2.- They're, quite literally, whores. They've done this before and that's a turn off for me
Having said that I would never rape a girl because I'm not into that stuff either, but if I could get away with shit like groping a qt in the subway, I totally would. In my opinion no harm is done because my dick never comes in contact with her, but women don't think of it that way because m-muh feminism so I don't do it anyways. I imagine that yes it would be thrilling, because if I ever got to do it it would be literally the only physical contact with a woman I could ever achieve.

>TL;DR I am destined to become a wizard but I would be okay with just feeling up a random girl and never going further than that

>>387330926
>enter best-buy
>"hello sir can i help you"
>leave best buy
fuckers

>>387331639
But anon, how would the customer know it doesn't work without opening the box to try and use it in the first place?

>>387330926
>swap the new controller with the broken one
>>go back to the store and return it

We check for shit like this.

>>387332531
>Get fucked
>10$ please :))

That was a load of bullshit, and the amount of effort I had to go through to not only prove the buyer was full of shit but also get my money back put me off of ever trying to sell spare codes again.

>>387338394

>1.- They really would not do it with me if money wasn't involved so it doesn't count
RMT at the spa wouldn't give me a message if I didn't pay. Still feels good. It's not the same as making love but it beats the shit out of masturbation and has tonnes of other pros.
>2.- They're, quite literally, whores. They've done this before and that's a turn off for me
So you can only ever have sex once? This is stupid beta in your head shit
> but if I could get away with shit like groping a qt in the subway, I totally would. In my opinion no harm is done because my dick never comes in contact with her, but women don't think of it that way because m-muh feminism
Yes feminism is the reason women don't like being groped...

>>387338424
hi can i help you find something?

>>387339528
FUCK OFF

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>>387337426
Definitely the power trip. It just takes a fucking sadist, it can't be that hard to understand.

That being said, slipping shit into someones food is downright disgusting and un-fucking-forgiveable.

>Controller breaks
>Buy a new one
>Don't return broken stuff because I'm not a nigger and I'm not poor.

>>387339525
>This is stupid beta in your head shit
I know, it fucking sucks.
>So you can only ever have sex once?
No I mean I wouldn't mind fucking a lot but only as long as the girl has only ever done it with me
>Yes feminism is the reason women don't like being groped
Who the fuck are you hurting?
Also let's think for a moment that she's actually into it because it's in public, kinky shit, etc. If someone catches you doing that you're getting your ass beat even if she didn't mind it. She won't admit it because she doesn't want people to think she's a slut, so at best she's just going to keep quiet and not say anything at all, but you're still getting your ass handed to you by some Chad. Worst case scenario, she yells rape and you go to prison. If you think that has nothing to do with muh femail rights then you need to rethink your life.

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>>387335754
Those employees really didn't give a shit then if they didn't bother to turn it on. It's corporate policy to test consoles before they accept them for trade-in.

Also GameStop story time:
>My 360 gets 3 red rings of death
>Do the tower trick to temporarily revive it for a day
>Rush down to Gamestop to trade it in with their promo bonus
>They plug in the console to make sure it works
>It works and they accept the trade-in
>Some poor kid who buys that pre-owned 360 is going to have it dead when they turn it on

>>387339974
>I know it fucking sucks
L2 rational thought you walking vagina
>muhh purity
Your better off fucking a nonvirgin, trust me.
>who the fuck are you hurting
The girl?
Anon, your Fantasy of girls actually liking it is bullshit. No offense, but if you can't even get gf or drunken hookup who would want you to grope then, why do you think so!e random would? It's not like you even have implied consent. NY your logic rape is cool cause some girls might like it. I mean it obviously has something to do with literal women's rights. But fuck me, I've been horribly uncomfortable from a chick groping my dick unsolicited at a bar. I imagine it being 10x worse for women.
Also love the double standard
> The only reason girls don't want me randomly feeling them up is because of evil pressure from slut shaming
>non virgins are sluts undeserving of my love.

>go to Gamestop
>ask to check out an Xbox Elite controller
>he opens up a NIB for me
>let's me check it out
>pocket the set of small thumbsticks and small paddles
>put it back
>say I'm not interested
>replace my missing pieces for my Elite I bought from Walmart.

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>>387340610
Just fuck it, you know? It's an impossible fantasy of mine that's never going to happen. I accept my fate and I'm just going to keep jacking it to anime. 3Ds are a terrible meme anyway.

>>387340898
Scrub at gaming, scrub at sex. How pathetic can one be?

>>387333094
change sticker retard

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>>387342331
Where can I find a place that sells controller stickers?
At that point with the time and money I'm spending on the sticker is it even worth it anymore?

>>387342535
Did you forget to turn your brain on this morning, anon?

>>387341480
This isn't even my final form, anon. This isn't even my final form...

>>387331464
last GOTY I bought was fallout 3, it was a buggy mess but I loved it

>>387330926
FUCK YOU I GOT IN SHIT WIHT MY BOSS BECAUSE OF A NIGGER LIKE YOU TODAY

>>387343557
Lol what a cuck

>>387331639
The only real telling thing about a controller that might indicate its age is how worn down the sticks are. You could take one look at my 360 controller and tell it's years old. And, of course, more obvious things like significant physical damage.

If the sticks aren't worn down and its not cracked, then it's probably less than a year old, in which case I'd probably refund the poor bastard anyways, because controllers ought to last longer than that, and if it means making a company lose money on their sale because of a defective product, that's fine by me. They're too expensive as it is anyways.

>>387339715
this. I hope someone takes a shit in this guy's spaghetti >>387331859

>>387344706
do you actually believe that guys story

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>>387339974
>girls like being groped
>perverts don't deserve to get beat
man, this must be the most delusional anon to be posting today.

>>387345743
considering this is the same site that had the floor tile guy, there's always the chance that there may be a touch of truth to this story.

>>387339974
>Feminism is the reason women don't like being groped

Holy shit man. You'd actually be into it if some dude came up to you and just started pawing at your dick on the bus?

>That's different, I'm not gay!
No, it's the same because you don't want to have sex with him yet here he goes tugging your dick and flicking your mantitties. It's okay, you actually like it though so let him have at it.

>>387346301
kek, the perv anon is a booty blasted faggot

>>387345870
>thinking floor tile guy is genuine

>sell stuff on eBay
>Some point some guy bought something I was selling
>Got paid for it
>Forgot about it
>A year later realize I still have the money and never sent it
>It's been 3 years

>>387347830
Send it to him

>>387347923
nah fuck that nigga lol

>>387347830

surprised he didn't file a claim with ebay.

>>387346851
fine I don't believe ANYTHING posted here

>>387332306

i had an air conditioner delivered to my apartment building that some nigger stole and amazon refunded me entirely within 5 minutes. as long as you don't do it more than once or twice they will definitely believe you and refund your money.

>>387339974
>Who the fuck are you hurting?
imagine some fat fucking, disgusting, ass smelling, blob, cheese drinking, crisco bathing, lard gargling, calorie thieving, cabbage patch face having, dr. robotnik looking, wingstop eating, mcdonalds gorging, t rex arm having, non-vegetable eating, cook on a george foreman just to drink out the drip tray, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, planet, pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, whale/free willy, parked bus, yokozuna, flubber, kirby, salad dodger, chair crusher, butterball, go to subway but put everything on it, michelin man, happy because hostess is back in business, motherfucker came up and started rubbing his sausage fingers all over your ass. you'd probably be disgusted about letting that happen to yourself for ages

>>387350250
And what if he was a Chad?

>>387350317
oh that's okay then

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>>387350250
10/10 post

>>387350250
LOW

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>>387349758
>>387349758
>>387349758
>>387349758
>>387349758
>not being able to differentiate truth and lies

>>387348570
Me too. It was like a $4 thing guess it wasn't a big deal. I'd send it to.him now but it's a card thats basically worthless now

>>387350250
GOD/10