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>huge >powerful >doesn't even care about games

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>huge
>powerful
>doesn't even care about games
>impossible to emulate
>has never seen a multiplat

Literally the Chad console.
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I bought one around launch so I could play Munch's Oddysee. It eventually had some other good stuff like Otagi, Kingdom Under Fire and Escape From Butcher Bay. I played the living shit out of Morrowind and KotOR as well.

I have fond memories of my OG Xbox. I know some of these games are on PC but I didn't know any better at the time.
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>>387312851
You forgot
>best media player that is still in use today
>best modded console
>every nerd wanted to make homebrew for him
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>>387312851
>>has never seen a multiplat
Grand Theft Auto Vice City and Sanandreas.
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If you couldn't use the Duke controller you were a pathetic baby.
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SUCK MY BALLS AMERICAN
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>buying microshit ever
Kill yourself
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>>387313224
I gladly would but can't find them even with a magnifying glass.
Sorry.
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>>387313191
I really wish i knew what he meant by that, probably too young to remember the games other than what his dad had.

>children born post-9/11 are almost adults

It's crazy that they're being taught a history lesson in school instead of asking if we remember where we were lol
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>>387312851
>impossible to emulate
Still laughing about ignorant retards that spouted shit like 'it's just a pc in a different box, emulator in 2 weeks'.
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>>387312851
>impossible to emulate
why is that anyways? it's practically a PC and there's a homebrew market. Is it lack of caring?
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>>387312851
>>impossible to emulate
Today I will remind them
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>>387313409
>>387313394
>>387313332
It's because it has 3 operating systems.
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>>387313409
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>>387313530
Not only that.
The big problem is shared RAM and we're talking about properly shared memory, not just some on board shit graphic adapter reserving part of ram for it's exclusive use.
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>>387313409
>Satire/Joke
Yeah, sure it is.
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>>387313409
stop
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>>387313409
Could somebody redpill me on what the hell this thing is?
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>>387313409
FUCK YOU
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>>387313851
It's a monolith that represents the death of hope.
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>>387313409
Is there a 4chan equivalent to this? 4chan's been around/popular longer than reddit, but I can't remember anyone here fucking up that badly before.
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>>387313851
xbox dev kit. could have been used to work out xbox emulation, instead it was gutted and turned into a shell for a computer rig.
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>>387312851
don't forget
>huge controller handlets could never use
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>>387313394
>it's practically a PC
Here's a hint. Just because there are gigabytes and gigahertz mentioned in spec sheet and some parts are made by Intel or NVIDIA doesn't mean it's PC. Some retards that don't know nothing about the underlying architecture but consider themselves hardware experts because they managed to put together a 'gaming RIG' without fucking up too much can't tell the difference though.
>>387313851
Some reditor managed to get one of the very few remaining XBOX developer kits.
Gutted the poor thing and used the case for his PC.
Internets weren't too entertained by that.
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>>387313914
plenty of worse things have happened here
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>>387313914
Tons of fuck-ups have happened.
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>>387313974
I can think of people fucking up their own lives, or the lives of specific individuals, but I can't think of an example of someone unwittingly fucking something up quite like this.
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>>387313914

A guy giggled a fetus around like a puppet and took pictures.
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>>387313914
That brony who got his hands on a German Karabiner 98K from WW2, painted the thing bright blue and slapped a Rainbow Dash sticker on the stock.

He posted it on /k/
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>>387313409
reddit needs to fucking die
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>>387314139
>German Karabiner 98K from WW2
oh no! now theres only million or so of them left
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>>387312851
Personally for me I love og xbox way better than my ps2. I recommend you guys should get you games soon before they start getting pricey and expensive. I already regret not getting stubbs the zombie on time.
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>>387313409
>the fucking meltdown on this
>the underage PCMR shitter getting btfo by literally everyone
>that "joke/satire"
Holy kek
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>>387314096
that can be repaired cant it?
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>>387313914
Dunno, another fuckup that comes to mind is that Starcraft sourcecode CD
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>>387313914
gamergate
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Can we just take about xbox games instead of irrelevant reddit nonsense and memes?
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>>387313294
>It's crazy that they're being taught a history lesson in school instead of asking if we remember where we were

Fuck you're right.
I was like 8 and when my mum collected me from school and we walked down the road to the car park she explained to me then when had happened earlier during the day.

My aunt is an airhostess for British Airways, she was probably about 500 yards away from the WTC when it was hit.
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>>387314886
No.

>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
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>>387315292
Welp I'm outta this shithole. I gotta play beyond good and evil and some darkwatch before i head to work. I wish there were legit xbox guys in this place tho.
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Why was the 360 so shit compared to the HUEG? Literally my favorite console aesthetic and it has some solid exclusives.
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>>387314886
Tell me xbox exclusives I should get
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>>387312851
>powerful
So powerful they had to butcher DXIW and Thief 3 utterly and completely by making the environments super tiny and less interesting compared to the previous games.
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>>387315870
>games made for 2004 PCs had to be downgraded to run on a low-end 2001 PC
Dude, no way!
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>>387315870
Or Ion Storm was simply unable to design efficiently from a console standpoint. The Xbox could run larger scale games like Morrowind and Half-Life 2.
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>>387315845
Grabbed by the ghoulies
Voodoo Vince
Brute force
Dr muto
Sudeki
Breakdown
Hunter the reckoning and redeemer.
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All xbox consoles are chad consoles tbqh
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>2002
>Get Xbox+6 games and on my 8th birthday
>Get modchip, 180GB drive and modchip free installation on my 9th birthday
>Relative who did the installation also included 50+ games and an assortment of movies on it
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>>387315845
Jet Set Radio Future
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>>387317068
is that channing tatum on the left?
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>>387315845

Otogi & Otogi 2
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>>387317430

That's Master Chief, dipshit.
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>>387315845
Halo1+2, Jet Set Radio Future, Forza, Steel Battalion, RalliSport Challenge, Midtown Madness 3.
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>>387313917
and the rig was not even good
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>>387317525
very good
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>>387313279
epic, my dude
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>>387314581
that one is on reddit as well
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>>387316382
>Morrowind
No idea that appeared on Xbox, but it's easier to make it run large desolate environments with only pockets of detail and npcs than ones populated with lots of detail and npcs, as evidenced by racing games and whatnot.
>Half-Life 2
That's not larger scale than DX or the original Thief games, unless you pretend the loading screens don't exist. I replayed it and ep1+2 literally last month. It's just cleverly designed so a single building or hospital ward can feel bigger than it is. Even the dunebuggy sections had constant loading screens despite usually only containing one or two small locations of interest. DX and Thief levels are easily about 3-8 times bigger, if you're going to compare the two.

>Or Ion Storm was simply unable to design efficiently from a console standpoint
Maybe both, but it did have shitty specs. I say this as someone who loved most games I played on it. Just a shame it had to ruin those two games given that both series died right then and there and those could've been if nothing else the last good ones (nuDX are just entirely different games and Thi4f doesn't exist).
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>>387313224
Got a pair of tweezers?
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>>387314096
>comparing a shitty gun that might make one anon a thousand bucks to a person literally ruining xbox emulation for the entire planet

it's not like those scratches even keep the gun from performing it's function, it just makes the gun less valuable
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>>387313394
The spec sheets and schematics for the Xbox were fiercely guarded by Microsoft and Nvidia. When you were done developing a game, they took that shit back real quick.
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>>387313124
>best media player
Didn't you have to buy a DVD Playback Kit to watch movies on it?
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>>387315845
Halo
Halo 2
Ninja Gaiden
Baldur's Gate 1
Baldur's Gate 2
Bard's Tale
Crimson Skies
Breakdown
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Conker
Crimson Sea
KoTOR 1
KoTOR 2
Jade Empire
MechAssault 1
MechAssault 2
Metal Wolf Chaos
Ninja Gaiden/Ninja Gaiden Black
Oddworld Odysee
Oddworld Wrath
Otogi 1
Otogi 2
Panzer Dragoon Orta
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>>387319972
Half of those are on PC. Try again.
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>>387320026
>on PC
So what, most of those ports came years later after the fact.
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>>387318314
Yes, but that was a workaround because Microsoft didn't want to be the licensing fees for the DVD decoder software on every single console. Instead, when you bought the Kit (remote + IR reciever), a good chunk of that money went to the DVD licensing costs.
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>>387312851
>Not getting a HUEG so you can crack it and turn it into a VB capable of streaming movies and emulating any previous console. ANY.

ISHYGDDT
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>>387318314
Not if you installed linux on it, you could stream anything that wasn't HD, assuming you had it CAT 5 hard wired.

It was pretty easy actually.
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>>387312851
>having this in your console
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First time playing Halo CE's campaign I was pretty blown away when it came out in 2001.
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Not a fan otherwise but the first xbox controller was a godsend for people with big hands. I wish I could get one for pc.
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>>387323402
I loved the Xbox HEUG controllers too. Never got why people bitched about them but then realized that most gamers are probably manlets with tiny baby hands.
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>>387312851
>no multiplats

Soul caliber 2
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>>387323402
>I wish I could get one for pc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyo-06jkrDM
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I liked munchs odyssey, halo, wacked, fusion frenzy, jet set radio future, crimson skies, blinx the cat or whatever, rainbow six 3, morrowind, halo 2, and kotor
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>>387323402
SOON
https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/6/12/15780554/microsoft-xbox-one-x-controller-original-the-duke-all-hail-hyperkin
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>>387313409
Burn Reditt to the ground.
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>>387319972
>Buffy the Vampire Slayer
he must be pretty buff
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>>387314264
In mint condition? No. The guy had one that was pristine and could have been thrown into a museum, but instead that brony ass faggot completely gayed it out.
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>>387324239
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>>387323931
>They're re-releasing the Duke for XB1/PC
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>>387315626
?
360 was great though?
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>>387313409
>mfw the reddit thread on this roasted the kid into next year and made him delete his account.
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