So I decided to play Spore again to relive my childhood after

>>387285143
>spore
>childhood
fuck I'm old

>>387285143
>I have about 4 years to live

Why?

Shut up and tell me what's killing you, OP,
aside from the cancer you get for playing Spore on purpose.

>>387285143
>die before you're old enough to post on 4chan

You know what OP? Fuck of. Just fuck of. Theres better things to be doing with your time than 4chans. Just get the fuck out of here you stupid fucking cunt.

>>387285247
There is an assassin after me, but he moves very slowly so it's gonna take a while.

>>387285701
>You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you.

>>387286126
Trap it in a steel box. Then bury it deep underground.

>>387286656
The snail is super intelligent every move you could possibly conceive is all a part of its keikaku.

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>4 years to live
>better play Spore

>>387286656
It's too damn intelligent to be trapped.
I mean you could just get a friend to do it for you.

OP I'll share my creations and autism with you but only if you fax me your medical records to prove you're dying.

what I have is basically Parkinson's is the easiest way to explain it. My last year will mostly be bed ridden, unable to do anything myself
I like Spore I'm sorry. After this i think I'm going to play some Roller Coaster Tycoon or Sims 2.

>>387286790
this

>>387288280
>what I have is basically Parkinson's
No wonder you've been having trouble escaping that really slow assassin

>>387286126
Give the snail the other million to stop bothering me

>>387285143
>>387288280
>spoilers
you could an hero somewhere like start american civil war and grave yourself into history

>>387288534
a million dollars aint shit to an immortal

>>387288536
Any recommendations? Everyone always says this but never gives me ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2W5EULZTS8

Sure OP, here's my page, though mostof my stuff is shit, only really corpse eater and a few others are cool.

http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-jabberwock%7C2262885383

Also, some random creators I think are good. I had a big list of all of them but I lost it, most of them should be in my buddy list though

http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/mo289
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/YadNiMonde
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/The88
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/Esepibe
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/SniperMonkey
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/Parkaboy
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/G3NJI
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/MichaeI88
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/MoaBurns
http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/PBGamerhttp://www.spore.com/view/myspore/Rebecca1208

And this guy's stuff is all modded but really neat: https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkEdgeTV

>>387286786
>>387286801

Yeah, him being super intelligent is going to be really helpful for thinking complex thoughts to himself while I run three circles around him and then drop a 50lb weight on him.

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>>387288929
that's pretty rad

>>387286126
What incentive does the snail have for touching me? Is he just an asshole?

>>387286126
Just step on the snail and kill it.

>>387286126
Is the snail too intelligent to love?
Maybe I can find him a snail gf.

But then I guess even if it does work, he'd outlive his snail wife, and blame me in grief for setting him up with his now dead snail wife. Then I guess we'd be right where we started, only he'd be pissed, with nothing to lose.

>>387286126
Go to a small island off the coast of some poor country.
Pay guards to make sure nothing approaches the island, but have the guards hidden.
Thoroughly screen any vessel or aircraft arriving on the island for snails, until your foe is caught.

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>>387289134
Just an asshole

>>387289818
It's a snail. It can travel underwater.

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>>387289295
If it touches you, you die.

>>387290040
You are not your shoe.

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>>387289993
>It can travel underwater.
Oh shit

>>387289993
If it's a land snail it can't.
If it's a sea snail it can, but it can't travel over land.

>>387286126
If you're immortal then the snail can't kill you
>tfw to intelligent to fall for the snails pranks

>>387290146
But it's immortal

>4 years
That's plenty of time OP, you fag

>>387290146
There are amphibious species of snail, but I don't think there are any that can do both saltwater and fresh water.

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>>387290235

oh shi-

>>387285143
Here's my page. Haven't used it in a few years since my PC died and been reduced to a laptop for a few years. It looks like crap on my laptop despite the game being older. None of the shaders work so everything looks dull or not look right like the slimy amphibian body shader would just be the flat colour with the skin texture but no shine. To me it's unplayable as you can't get a real feel for the stuff you're making in the game. If I ever get a new PC I'll more than likely get back into playing the game.

http://www.spore.com/view/myspore/GimpyImp

>>387286656
Pour concrete over it, rent a boat, and throw it into the ocean.

>>387288280
That's horrible OP
I hope that'll be able to beat it somehow
maybe through some experimental gene editing treatment

>>387286126
Get someone to put it in a sealed box, put it on a rocket and launch it into space. Just because this snail is super intelligent, doesn't mean it can do everything. It has no way to manipulate objects in any real fashion Once someone picks it up, it can't do shit because we're a lot stronger than they are.

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>>387286126

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>>387290518
>He doesn't own a boat

>>387286126
The snail also has 1 million dollars?
Pour salt on him. I win. And I steal his money.

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>>387291131
Nice

>>387286126

Is it this kind of snail tho?

>>387288929
That's so cool. Thanks man.

And as for the snail.. what if I make myself a moving tower like that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog that shoots depression? It can't catch up and if it does, I have time to escape as it scales the tower.

>>387285247
drug debts

>>387291985
Maybe. But the snail is not a fool and watches where it's going

>>387293292
By the time it's almost up the tower I'm halfway around the world. When it's catching up there I'll go back to the tower.

>>387286126
Is this a common imaginary scenario or something? When I was a kid I'd imagine there was a snail across the world that would kill me if it got to me, and my plan was to just move a hemisphere every decade or so

>>387293431
>super intelligent snail
>wouldn't just establish a spy network to track and predict your every movement
>wouldn't rig the airline schedules to trap you on a plane with it
You're fucked kiddo

>>387286126
I'll touch it

>/v/ doesn't get spore threads
What happened where one anon creates an ungodly abomination where /v/ started to freak out?

>>387295083
I'm creatively bankrupt. I'm sorry.

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>>387286790

>>387289295
It is immortal.

>>387286126
A SINGLE SOLITARY SNAIL
LIFE IS SIMPLY UNFAIR, DON'T YOU THINK?

>>387288963
>Implying you haven't already fallen into the snail's trap when you get near it

>4 years
>plays video games
>posts shitposting off topic threads on/v/
you deserve it

>>387290074
you deeply underestimate the snail's intelligence to willingly enter a room with it. I bet it would present itself to lure you into a trap.

>>387288280
I'm sorry you got this laid on you, that is rough :(

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>>387294906
>wont be able to just predict the stock market
>wont use its trillions of dollars its made with its small one million dollar loan to hire thousands of people to track you down if not an entire nation
>soon you are the most wanted baka on the planet
>implying you wouldn't be tracked down and securely taken to a remote location
>implying that the mercenaries will care that you are immortal or that you have some odd thousands of dollars left to give them when they have already been paid millions upon millions to capture you
>implying you won't know full well what awaits you as the blindfold is taken off, a snail is sitting in front of you smugly in a robotic body, its translator relaying its words to a voice software
>implying you won't be forced to sit through a monologue of the snail painfully detailing out the last few years of its life, in its search for you, >implying you won't feel like a massive baka for wasting your time and money especially when the snail asks what you have done with your time
>implying the snail won't realize you aren't worth it and won't simply have you escorted to a rocketship set for the sun
>implying you wont suffer in agony until the sun goes super nova
>implying the snail wont rule supreme over the earth all because you were a baka

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>>387288280

>>387294906
Turn to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, anon.
You don't wanna burn in hell for all eternity, do you?

>>387286126
What is the snail going to do with a million dollars?

>>387285143
>So I decided to play Spore again to relive my childhood
I'm sorry your childhood was disappointing and sad.

You really got the shit end of the stick, anon. My condolences.

>>387288771
Drive a car into an alt-right rally? And explode.

>>387296340
I've asked for recommendations on what I should do earlier in the thread. I'm alone with only my younger brother (he's 19) on this world and still in college, so I don't have money to spend on extravagant bucket list type of stuff. Anyway, I made it to the tribal part of Spore and I regret making my monster so monster-like and aggressive. Should I start over?

>>387290939
decoy snail

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>>387297867
Eh, the gameplay doesn't exactly vary wildly if you make a vegetarian monster conquering through economy or religion. Your tanks and warplanes will just play propaganda instead of shooting lasers.

Here's my dudes, by the way.

>>387297523
Win

>>387297867
>still in college
>going to die before you get your bachelor's, anyway
?

>>387285378
are you aware of how old that game is? i used to play it when i was 12 and im 20
this just in, time passes