I may never post again, and actually this one is kinda true,

continuing, because I prewrote this shit. I know how pathetic I am. Shut up.
>can't belive how good the game is
>all me and my friends actually do is playing HF2 and episodes all days everyday, with a slight touch of Team Fortress 2
>we exchange experiences of the autistic fun everyday
>have some fun out of life, somehow, only in those brief moments of happiness when playing with games above
>having a really sad family, no father, mother is clinically depressed
>inb4 that's because of my "autism"; it's not, but I do not want to dwelve into this
>I love to escape into the world of HL2, when I'm the hero who saves all
>fastforward to 2015
>really want to kill myself
>my best friend faggot (an actual faggot) says "anon... please do not do that... think of the Half Life... it will HAVE
to be released either this year or next on E3... just hold on a few years longer"
>I actually do want to know what happens to Gordon or Alyx...
>stop thineself from hanging
>fastforward to 2017
>Gabe Newell has become an antihero to me, as opposed to beginning of this story
>he fires all the storywriters
>Steam only releases games from other developers now... became lazy and extremely greedy
>HL2:Ep3 and HL3 get officially cancelled...

Sorry if that's not enough information, but I was drinking to gather the courage to tell my story before...


Goodbye guys. I hope I'll dream of the world, when I'm a hero everyone recognises... Probably should say an hero, ha ha...

>>387270928
>continue?
No. Delete thread, faggot.

Later fag

sent ;)

Stream it?

why do you care that much about a video game man

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you will be missing out on half life 3, my dude

>>387271261
see you tomorrow

HL3 is probably going to come out when VR is good enough. Anything they release before that will seem too disappointing, like Duke Nukem Forever.

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>>387270928
>>387271261
>He's so much of a pussy he needs to brag about his suicide instead of just pulling the trigger
If you are that depressed you wouldn't even have the motivation to type all that shit.
You are just asking for attention because that's all the fuck you want, you stupid bitch.

>>387270928
>>387271261
you're here forever

>dwelve into this
Fucking hell did you merge dwell and delve?

>>387270928
Look you're not going to trick Valve into pity releasing Half Life 3 with this.

>>387270928
It's just a game. The story isn't even that good you sperg

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>>387270928
>>387271261
SHUT UP
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

I AM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS "hl2 is a good game" FUCKING MEME

HALF-LIFE 2 IS MEDI-FUCKING-OCRE
THE STORY IS HALF-ASSED ANIME BULLSHIT
THE GAMEPLAY CONSISTS OF DRIVING VEHICLES THROUGH FRUSTRATION, SHOOTING AT MEME CIVIL PROTECTION STANDING NEAR EXPLOSIVE CRATES, SOLVING UNCREATIVE PUZZLES AND ENDURING MONOTONOUS COMBAT AGAINST THE SAME, RESKINNED COMBINE SOLDIERS.

FUCK HALF-LIFE 2 (A GAME THAT DOESNT EVEN REMOTELY HOLD UP TO THE FIRST HALF-LIFE)
FUCK LEMONPUNCH AND ALL OF YOUR SHITTY HL2RP SERVERS WHERE PEOPLE PUT MORE TIME INTO SCRIPT HUNTING THAN ROLEPLAY
AND FUCK YOU VALVE FOR RUINING THIS FRANCHISE

ENJOY YOUR PORTAL 2 FANFICTION-TIER CROSSOVER

>>387270928
continue.