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>This kills Bioware Montreal So what have we learned here?

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>This kills Bioware Montreal
So what have we learned here? What life lessons can we garner?
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>>387256557
never buy games, always pirate.

only give money to developers if they explicitly tell you to donate.
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>>387256557
$40 million to develop and it's already on sale for 20 dollars JUST
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Don't replace your development team with incompetent SJWs.
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>>387256557
the movie, TV, and video game industries have become cutthroat arenas of "make this according to our cookie-cutter list of focus group specifications but then we fire you when it goes wrong" bullshit. The customer is nothing but a statistic and occasionally a source of outrage to try and learn from. Maximize profits, all other numbers are secondary.
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>>387256557
You should never let the internet or your customers do the work of your QA team.
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>>387256748
>likes to build clocks
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>>387256660
>never buy games, always pirate.

This.
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>>387256557
Western games are trash, buy Japanese.
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>>387256557
Just pointing out Bioware Montreal was never a real studio just a renamed EA one.
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>>387256748
They didn't. They outsourced most of the game to third parties. It was just complete and utter incompetence on their part. I'm glad they're dead.
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>>387256748
What's the difference between xe/xer and neutral pronouns?
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>>387256557
>What life lessons can we garner?
Thesauruses are bad.
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>>387256557
>Don't cheap out.
A lesson companies learn all the time but won't remember until it bankrupts them. If I had dollar for every time parts I needed for work were a day late due to my parent company being tight I'd have enough capital to buy the fucking firm by now. They save 300 dollars on shipping, loose 3000 on lost customers due to being weeks behind schedule do to bottlenecks
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Nothing personnel, just a business
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>>387257260
Normal people can read and use neutral pronouns.
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>>387256557
AAA games are usually pretty crap. Mass effect was never that great. People need to do better research and stop hyping up shit. Can you believe people actually bought no man's sky? I took one look at that and thought: oh fuck that's the new spore and it's gonna suck just as bad.
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>>387257226
But they apparently had trannys on their team. Considering how rare trannys are they really had to set out to specifically hire trans faggots.
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>>387256748
>responsible for ensuring the cultural authenticity of spanish lunch items
Somewhere out there, in this vast world, some one gets paid to actually do this.

>>387257260
Neutral is them/their
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>>387257450
A lot of people haven't been in video games that long. They still fall for this shit
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>>387257576
I think a lot of them just don't learn. It should only take one big disappointment.
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>>387257529
you are aware that there is huge politically motivated direction to hire specific groups of people whether its trans, sexuality, race or gender and while doing that discriminate against those they dont want, which typically are white men
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>>387257260
xer comes from her, which assumes that you identify as a human. Neutral pronouns can be applied to otherkins.
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>>387257529
Depends on what you consider a developer, not every chucklefuck in their offices writes code/is involved in actually creating the game, like your previous image clearly demonstrated.
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Don't bother trying to revive a franchise after you've killed it if you're likely to fuck it up.
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>>387257547
>Somewhere out there, in this vast world, some one gets paid to actually do this.

One my first day in office they introduced all new workers to the diversity officer (this position actually exists) - A fag/tranny/whatever who gets paid to ensure that there is enough diversity in the office by giving people of non-white background priority on job application and also by paiting flowers on all the walls because ''positive workspace''

And this isn't even murrika.
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>>387256557
EA has reverse mitaus touch
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>>387256557
If EA buys your company, try to get fired as quickly as you can because they will try and force you to quit without benefits so they can run the studio in to the ground with unpaid interns making the games
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>>387257226
I know that sjw is mostly just a stupid meme but it would be correct to apply it here
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>>387258381
If this practice begins to cost them significant money they'll stop. If it somehow saves or makes them money then tough shit that's capitalism.
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>>387257450
AAA western games are mistake.
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>>387256748
Imagine the virgin rage loser who actually made this and

1. Thinks it's funny
2. Actually believes that how female employees in tech jobs are.
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>>387257179
Yeah, I think they got shafted going from a support studio to suddenly having to take on production of the whole game themselves.
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>>387258645
This guy was a third string level designer. He didn't do jack shit with the game.
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>>387258646
The company is successful due to the important guys selling shit fast.
Which has nothing to do with all that shit because they are old white men in suits who don't even work on the same floor of the building.

If DIVERSITY is in place and things work out anyway = THANKS DIVERSITY

If DIVERSITY is in place and things go to shit = Well, that kinda sucks doesn't it?

Andromeda failed because the studio was filled with women and trannies who couldn't code for shit so of course the entire code got outsourced to third-rate piss studios who don't have the capacity for AAA games.

But they will never admit that hiring those people was a mistake.
Claire and DeMercedes now work at another Bioware studio and can be all diverse infront of the coffee machines there.
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>>387258602
If EA buys your company try to get into a potion where they want to fire you because they will pay out the ass for voluntary redundancy.
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>>387258952
So two common opinions on /v/ is that companies only care about money (this is correct) and that they're devoted to SJW shit (less correct). The second this shit starts to seriously affect sales it will change. Even if they don't fire these people they'll be given make work projects.
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>>387258863
This. The most, and maybe only, noteworthy thing they did before Andromeda was ME3's multiplayer I believe.

As a full RPG game they made themselves with barely any experience they really didn't do a bad job. But they should have never been handed an ME game that was expected to right the wrongs of ME3, it was always going to lead to disappointment.
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>>387259154
No they won't. EA invested way too much in this SJW stuff to just give up on it now. They're still hoping it will make up for their losses eventually. They never skip an opportunity to be a rainbow flag video somewhere. They stuck a tranny in both of their last rpg games. They are HEAVILY invested in this virtue signalling ad campaign.
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>>387259154
The biggest problem with the videogame industry is that the guys in charge are retarded and have no idea how things work in general.

>games need to be diverse in order to make us as producer of games more attractive
>Call of Duty sells well so why not turn this RPG/RTS/Whatever franchise we own into a firstperson shooter?
>Overwatch sells well and so do crates games so why can't we add cartoony artstyles and microtransactions to all our games? People seem to love them!

And when those games fail its all just
>I guess people don't want [insert old IP here] anymore. Time to move on and casualize something different.
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>>387256660
Gr8 b8
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>>387258952
>Andromeda failed because the studio was filled with women and trannies who couldn't code for shit
They barely had any women developing it, though. I didn't even play the game, but I decided to fucking sit through the credits and see who made the game, and at most there were one or two women in each department. The majority of the people on the team were French Canadian men.

So, yeah, all women and trannies is accurate.
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>>387259490
Then EA will die (thank fucking god) and others will take notice.

>>387259495
Yeah sometimes suits make bad decisions. Either their companies will go under or they'll make better decisions.

Plus like I said earlier this shit only affects the biggest AAA games which are all bad anyway. They could make the protag of asscreed a turbo trans sunkin and it wouldn't matter because those games are ass anyway.
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>>387256748
It worked for Guerrilla though.
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>>387260848
Is Ashley Burch the most virtue signalling person currently living?
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>>387256748
>Chad
But he looks like a virgin.
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>>387260848
how did it work exactly? they mass marketed the fuck out of that game and its not sold any special amount. i bet they just broke even due to all the shilling for that junk game.
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>>387262357
He's doing his colleague's work in exchange for sex
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>>387260848
She was just the VA though, she didn't have any actual input on the game.
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>>387256557

The gaming community at large learnt nothing from this. The take away should have been that placating some perceived societal need for "diversity" in the workplace will fuck your company and your end product. Hire people based on skill, expertise and legitimate cultural fit rather than having the mentality that simply having a cunt or a skin shade darker than beige is inherently good.
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>>387262896
>Implying any of those sluts would fuck a white man
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>>387256557
Normies are fickle. This game didn't do anything worse than the previous mass effects which were also bugfests. 2 was fun for what it was though.
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>>387260848

What an insufferable cunt.
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Its some shitty c-tier studio that was branded as bioware to sell game(s) they would make.
Bioware Bioware still exists and is making big budget AAA games that will likely sell 10mil copies and so on.
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>>387259543
didnt ea you get fired?
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>>387258645
This guy got fired so not sure what else you'd like.
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Reminder that my Ryder is best girl.
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>>387256557
For me personally nothing I didn't buy this pile of shit, I already wait for reviews to come out and rarely pre-order games unless I'm absolutely sure I want it.
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>>387263141

This guy didn't get fired. He finished working on ME:A and left after his contract was up. He no longer works at Bioware (lol the studio doesn't exist) true, but he didn't get fired.
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>>387256557
Nothing? Like... nothing at all? Only a cuck buys bioware games after DA2/ME3/TOR.
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>>387256557
Don't hire women?
Don't hire retards?
Don't hire diversity?
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>>387263069
You'd be surprised what a manipulating bastard would do to lose some workload, even giving a handy or let some desperate fag bang you for a minute
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>>387263362
The first and third are part of the second.
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>>387260848
So Anthony actually went ahead with the transition?
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>>387263362
>Don't hire diversity?
Oy vey goy, don't you see if we don't have a token transmoggle black-kin that the children like her will think that field of work isn't for them. Please, think of the children!
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>>387260848
>Giving away plot points of the game you're VA of
>for virtue signalling

This is why nobody pays VAs
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>>387258092
>identifying person as a human is optional
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>>387263541
Well, three of them would only date their own race and the other two would only fuck people of a different race to be culturally sensitive.
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>>387263796
Good, at least you're capable of learning. Make sure that you don't assume anyone's species in the future.
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>>387263697
What children?
They can't have any.
And if they do somehow, they will be hunted down and killed.
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>>387263454
>u fokin wot mate
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>>387256748

> writes code

THE FUCKING MADMAN!
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>>387256748
>Taneesha
>not Shaquaneta
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>>387256748
Chicanos are so fucking ugly, crossing the border makes them uglier or what.
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What ever happened to hamburger helper? She just kinda disappeared from bioware threads.
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>>387256557
video games are not art or political soapboxes. make vidya for the sake of making good games or fuck off.
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>>387264837
I was thinking the same thing
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>>387263697
Wouldn't a Jew hire based on merits instead of diversity? Meritocracy brings in more money, diverscracy gets you maybe an article or two
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>>387260848
reminder that faggots on /v/ defended this shit just because they have a hateboner for nintendo
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>>387264837
If I remember correctly she went back to writing books.
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>>387265007
I don't really care for nintendo but horizon looked generic as fuck.
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>>387264737

> only the shitty people illegally migrate to a 1st world country

What else is new?
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>>387264837
I miss her multi-layered luscious fat rolls, her pale face with greasy skin that shined in the moonlight, her solemn virtue signaling...
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>>387265027
more gay fan-fiction tier bullshit I bet.
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>>387264837
she mutated herself to work in beamdog (siege of dragonspear)

after that I dont know, I think it changed to a new body and probably trying to infiltrate obsidian or larian.
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>>387262896
that's beta as fuck, why would a chad do any work for sex?
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>literally all white people

they should have hired more diversity desu
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>>387256557
That management and coordination are essential to a big project, and letting your intern staff masturbate all day and not getting shit done is a pretty shitty business model. If Valve hadn't struck platinum with Steam they'd be in the same stupid situation, which is a shame because I'd rather see them fuck off than some irrelevant garbo studio like Bioware.
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>>387258645
>makes his own nickname
>Curry Thunder
I'm glad this is a real thing
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>>387264837
I think she dropped off the radar once people started pointing out her necklace was Jewish.
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anyone who writes cis unironically should never be allowed to work in any creative field ever, jesus fucking christ
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>>387265304
Amber Scott is much worse.
Hepler just wrote some gay fanfiction. And argued that games should have a story mode with less content. She's always been a writer, not a game designer, so her personal opinion had zero effect on the gameplay. Besides gay sex, she did not endorse true degeneracy like tranny characters like Amber.
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>>387265518
was for
>>387265304
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>>387265449
Most of them look jewish, asian or american mutts.
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>>387265449
lots of white people are the insufferable sjw types who try to be the voice for minorities
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funny part is Andromeda ended up with best combat in the entire series
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>>387265449
reminder that some of those are trannies. see >>387257529
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>>387261516
Who is Gail Simone?
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>>387265683
That's not saying much.
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>>387256557
Don't give one of your flagship franchises to a team that previously worked only on DLC.
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>>387265774
>Some
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>>387265449

No wonder they write colour people so poorly, they don't work with any of them. They've probably only ever seen a handful.
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>>387256557
>So what have we learned here?
AAA game developers cannot experiment without crashing and burning.
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>>387266201
Considering how fucking rare trannies are having even one is something you to have purposefully set out to do. They're nightmares to work with and will probably find a reason to sue the company at some point. If they two or more that's like company Sudoku.
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Why do degenerates ruin everything they touch? No one cared if they did a good job and just happened to be trannies/fags/etc in their private lives.
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>>387266821
>dyed hair
Why is this always the fucking case?
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>>387267386
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>>387260848
It's funny because in the game Aloy is a single minded smartass who really only cares about her mission
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>>387267357
Gotta make sure that everyone knows that they are a special snowflake.
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>>387267465
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>>387267571
Jesus please stop.
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>>387267571
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>>387258052
>White men are so oppressed!
It is cute that you think that.
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>>387267571
Strangely, her faces are the best for making fun of other things/people because they nearly always look disgruntled and/or confused
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>>387267643
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>>387267571
Andromeda was one of those games that came out and died without a whimper
You still see people talking about the others ME games but Andromeda? Whats that?
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>>387267465
Fug, i got a boner.
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>>387267770
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>>387267692
but its a known fact this happens in many tech companies? there is a perception of white guilt and white dominance in certain areas so they discriminate to "balance it out" despite the fact thats retarded

look at this google memo farce
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>>387267869
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>>387265821
She wrote Secret Six, so I don't mind.
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>>387267960
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>>387268050
>walking with leg DOMS
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>>387256557
The biggest lesson is that there is a limit to rushing games and andromeda is a good definition of that limit. Also, best videogames are made from the heart and not for the money
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>>387256557
Don't treat one of your most popular franchise's next installment as a side project because you're putting all you're effort into a new project that's already been done by another company
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>>387268050
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>white haired chick was designed specifically for SFM
>noone will bother even ripping her model because of how shit ME:A was
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dont hire psychotic racists
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>>387268204
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>MUH ESSJAYDUBBYU
Holy shit you fags are dumb.
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>>387267872
That's probably because the vast of the people who apply to tech jobs are white dudes who are all exactly the same.

Which is also why the vast majority of employees at tech jobs are white dudes who are all the same.
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>>387268278
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>>387268293
>>MUH
it's time to leave, pal
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>>387268374
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>>387268349
yeh ofcourse and thats not the issue? the issue is actively not picking the best person suited for the job because they are a white dude, instead trying to force diversity and equality by hiring a black gay disabled lesbian
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>>387268454
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>>387268293
>muh fags
gtfo homophobe. This is a trap lover board.
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>>387268175
It wasn't Anthem that fucked Mass Effect, it was TOR
All these companies want their subscription based games so that they can milk each customer for hundreds of dollars per game.
This buy once and you're done style game is done. No major company gives a shit about that any more.

Andromeda was just a tossed bit of scrap that was supposed to make a bit of money on the side while TOR rockets ahead
But TOR failed.
And now they're imitating Destiny (which failed)

I guarantee you in 5 years, we're going to see Overwatch ripoffs fucking everywhere
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>>387256748
I would fuck Samantha, Marry Taneesha and kill Durkadurka.
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>>387256557
don't hire people that aren't qualified
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>>387268571
>in five years
where have you been
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>>387256748
>likes to build clocks
Lmao
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>>387266429
true, I barely see any black people here in quebec (the province, not city)
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It feels like the problem with Bioware is that they started to hire fans. I have no idea if this is what actually happened, but it's what feels like happened. It's like a bunch of mongoloids from their forums that do nothing but obsess over the characters and the hackneyed romances started designing every aspect of the game. Instead of making interesting, living breathing worlds populated by interesting characters, they started making "epic" set pieces for the "epic" characters to "interact" with. The fans love the witticisms and the quips and the sarcasm, so naturally, instead of having those lightly interspersed throughout the dialogue, they made that the entirety of the dialogue. Is there a single quotable character from a Bioware game post-Mass Effect? Not really.
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>>387268541
i'm out of me:a fuckups. does anyone have the webm of that glitched ryder running animation, running like shes gotta piss really bad?
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>>387268670
I mean by real AAA companies and not parasites like Gearbox
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>>387256557
don't be lazy and let someone else work on your game.
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>>387267571
haha i have to ask has any of these faces been fixed? or the cringe level voice line delivery? or is it more or less the same as when the game launched?
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>>387267386
hope they paid licencing fees to disney for using a star wars battle droid in their game
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>>387267872
Then why are the vast majority of them heavily staffed by white guys?
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>>387268696
They're in Montreal, though
Lots of diversity here
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>White people thinking that diversity was the reason ME:A failed.

One of you gonna drive a car into the Bioware HQ?
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>>387256557
progressives are fucking useless, pandering, vocal minorities that ruin everything.
Always hire based on skill and experience.
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>>387259664

I looked through the credits. Other than the Lead Editor
https://twitter.com/KarinWeekes
and lead space level design, I actually couldn't find many women in the design team.
Writing team had 60/40 females however.
Production team is where that trend started to reverse.

Just thought it was funny that Bioware was mostly men, except for the production team.
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>>387268879
There is literally nothing wrong with killing antifa.
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>>387268751
Ask and ye shall receive
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>>387256557
Mass Effect was never good. Bioware hasn't made a good video game since Baldur's Gate.
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>>387268920
>KarinWeekes
Is that Patrick Weekes' wife or something
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>>387256557
Don't let Pajeet make your games.
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>>387256748
I thought you can't draw ragheads. It's haram or some such shit.
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>>387258830
dumb phoneposter
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>>387269043
Yes
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>>387266821
disgusting.
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I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH VETR
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>>387256748
This is fucking hilarious.
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>>387268840
>Then why are the vast majority of them heavily staffed by white guys?

they mostly are but there are hiring practice in place to give special treatment and preference to people who fit the diversity quota, its a known thing that is quietly overlooked by any regulator
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>>387258830
I work for a very large organization (I won't name which one) in Canada and we create and edit videos. The female members of team have no idea how to use any video editing software and their knowledge ends at dragging and dropping to move files. They also don't know how to use a camera outside of pointing it at stuff and pressing the record button. When you work for massive companies with too much money they seem more than happy to waste their money on worthless employees for the sake of meeting some diversity quota.
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>>387268840
Self loathing whites, trannies, and jews who go out of their way to promote the anti-white agenda.
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>>387268293
but that's exactly what happened.

bioware began to hire and fire based on quotas and beliefs.

there was no talent here.
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>>387269000
thank you anon
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>>387267692
have you seen what's happened in tech in the last 10 years and did you miss the google memo?
You live under a rock right :^)?
either that or you belong on reddit you dummfug tumblrslut
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>>387269000
>PRESS (BUTTON) TO LOOK
i can't believe games are still doing this.
it's such a 2005-era mechanic. it's not even fun or engaging. just press button to see cool stuff! yawn.
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>>387264737
Not only are they ugly but they seemingly wear makeup for the sole purpose of making themselves look even uglier.
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>>387256557
Diversity quotas are killing everything, and people would rather let the world burn than admit it.
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>>387269020
Filthy disgusting frogposters were never good*. Frogposters haven't made any semblance of quality posts since their cancer-ridden inception*.
>>
As I'm about to finish a replay of the trilogy, I'm feeling tempted to try this pile of shit. Is the combat enjoyable enough to prop up everything else being entertaining only in being comically bad?
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>>387268840
They arent. 95% of the content in games is made by people from Vietnam, Indonesia, Phillipines, Malaysia, Thailand etc on the cheap

progs dont want to acknowledge that though because it isnt useful to them
>>
I can't take it anymore, /v/. I just want to escape to my hobby without the world's bullshit following me.

When will this end?
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>>387269583
you know it's not
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>>387265609
>Jews
>In Edmonton

kek

There are lots of Asians though.
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>>387258645
Waith, if he is Indian why i s he allowed to say NIGGER on the internet and get away with it?
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>>387256557
>Don't make bad games

wow, what a priceless lesson.
>>
>>387256557
C's get degrees but they don't keep jobs
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>>387263168
That's Suvi
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>>387264737
Real mexican here, chicanos are the worst fucking thing to ever exist that got out of our country, they are lazy, dumb, always look for something to party and get drunk and are like the equivalent of blacks for latinos when someone offends them.
Some of them get deported and don't know shit and a half in spanish nor english, think they are heroes and want "muh programs" to feed them and they care of them just like in USA.
>Inb4 Wall
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>>387267692
It always makes me laugh that phrases like "cute" are used to rile people up.
It's like the perfect defence/attack on someone, because if they get mad, you can call "frail masculinty" or you can just dismiss it as a harmless little word.

To an extent, you're right. White men still have things pretty good, BUT the wave has peaked, and we're just about to come crashing down.

The forced push for diveristy is going to have devestating effects over the next few years.

White men, which globally are a minority, losing their opportunities (IN THEIR OWN NATIVE COUNTRIES) give up.
White births decrease as a result, as there aren't stable relationships and families.

Women couldn't care less. This is why it's a men's problem. In the long term, we're fucked either way. But don't go around with a smug grin on your face like you think you're above these angry men.

They can see what's coming, cunt.
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>>387269797
He's anti white, so he can't be racist.
>>
>>387269797
Because he genuinely respects them would never use it just to be cool/hip or to put down blacks.

Something 90% of white people aren't capable of doing.
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>>387268293
Can you disprove it in this case?
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>>387266429
>Jacob's father abandons him and runs off to an island and creates a literal harem
>if you romance him he cheats on you and gets another woman pregnant

If it weren't for the fact he marries her I'd say they wrote him perfectly
>>
>>387270024
But what if an asian or a jew says niggers?
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>>387265007
now that you mention it, its fucking enraging
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>>387258645
>Curry Thunder
Oh man, haven't laugh like that in a while, Godspeed Pajeet Godspeed.
>>
>>387256557
Shitty lip-syncing and terrible animation.
>>
>>387258863
Who drew this?
Miranda actually looks fuckable.
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>>387258645
>saving thumbnails
dumb phoneposter
>>
>>387256557
>What life lessons can we garner?

That internet mouth-breathers will consistently misdiagnose problems caused my cost-cutting shekel-hoarding corporations, often blaming diversity and identity politics for problems that are caused by companies trying to slide by doing shit on the cheap.

They paid a bunch of rookie interns 50 cents on the dollar to make a game that was woefully out of their skill range. The problems with the game were atrocious writing and a lack of technical skill among workers.
>>
>>387268541

>steel is heavier than feathers.gif
>>
Just bought the game after someone posted that it's only $20 now, thanks guys
>>
>>387270041
they get respect when they stop accounting for 68% of the crimes in the United States while being 13% of the population
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>>387270563
Eh, 20$ is still to much for me. Maybe I'll get it when it's like 5$
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>>387256557

> a constipated ginger, lobotomized ayy lmao, and Italian Krogan join your crew
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>>387259154
Hopefully 9-month fact finding placements to Antarctica to research penguin gender politics.
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>>387270728
Italian Krogan sounds like a dope teammate.
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There is a limit that budget can cover for incompetence.
>>
You don't give a project to a group of people that haven never done anything close to that scale using an engine they're shit at using? Or you could just blame diversity and sjws.
>>
>>387256748
this
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>>387271023
Why do you think they gave the project to a group of people that have never done anything close to that scale?
>>
i'm only human, don't put the blame on me.
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>>387268920
A LOT of mea andromeda is actually great. You've got excellent combat and excellent environment art, there were a lot of good people who worked hard creating those. The animation is absolutely awful, but we know why and honestly it's a problem that is just a nuisance, nothing worse.

The shitty writing is the true cancer. Fuck those fat bitches. I hope they fucking choke to death on their own undeserved payroll.

Andromeda could have been fucking FANTASTIC. The lost potential here is one of the worst things to happen in gaming history.
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>>387258830
This.
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>>387256748
Women are just as good at coding you shitlord
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>>387271278
Because EA is a bunch of money grubbing kikes that thought ME fans would eat up anything they shit out.
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>>387268920
The writing is where shit really started to fucking suffer though.
>>
>All this racism.
>All this hate for people that fight for equality.

Go back to /pol/ please.
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>>387271410
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>>387271410
I don't code and I don't get the joke beyond the basic bitch putting her lunch in the pic move.
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>>387271418
They spent 40 million on it you retard
>>
>>387262580
The game is the best selling playstation new IP.
Sold better than the PS2 IP's.
>>
>>387271514
>equality
Don't you mean supremacy? Cause let's be honest. You really just hate white people.
>>
>>387271593
She has problems with changing directory in linux, obviously never used it.
>>
>>387271574
>I don't code
Neither does she.
>>
>>387271593
The commands she's throwing in there are pretty much as if she was facerolling the keyboard
>>
>>387256557
bioware montreal was a shit secondary studio anyway. The only thing they made before ME:A was the multiplayer for ME3
>>
>>387271514
But anon, this thread is bashing the racists and fighting for equality, what the fuck are you on about?
>>
>>387271695
Why wouldn't anyone hate white people? They started all the wars, they own all the factories that are killing Earth, they are racist and bigoted. They enslaved blacks and ruined Africa.
>>
>>387256557
Don't buy EA/Bioshit>>387256660
games
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>>387271574
>a > b && b < a
top kek
also
>inverse square root
Whoever came up with that is a genious beyond dimensions.
>>
>>387271835
>They started all the wars
Yea fun fact, the reason why Africa and Asia turned out to be such shitholes is because of constant infighting.
>>
>>387271835
>What are asians
Asians also committed the most attempted genocides too. They polute the most. The own way more sweat shop factories. They're way more xenophobic to wear they actively mock and hate foreigners and abuse them in the workplace. They have more war, and are even famous for it too and have a book written on the art of war. They commit way more animal abuse. They have the most infant abuse. Honestly, if you should hate anyone it should be asians.
>>
What do?
>>
>>387256557
The patriarchy will never let justice survive.
>>
>>387268204
>she wouldn't even harm a fly
>>
>>387271986
It wasn't Carmack. Someone named Greg Walsh, supposedly.
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>>387272062
The fuck is this pic even about?
>>
>>387271835
I'm mixed and I don't hate white people, or any race really.
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>>387268586
not if she kills you first kuffar
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>>387272062
Car bomb
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>>387272190
Right but i believe carmack is the first one to use it for 3d graphics.
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>>387272062
Aloha snackbar
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>>387272216
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>>387272062
Buy a few gallons of fertilizer, put it into the trunk, park near their building, light it up and run like hell.
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>>387271574
What's the original picture?
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>>387271326
The combat is from the previous games.
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>>387268838
>>
>>387256660
>only give money if ordered to
pussy
>give money to based devs
only logical choice
>>
>>387268829
nobody knows since I hope nobody here bought it
>>
>>387272062
>shit in paper bag
>find open window
>throw inside
>run
>>
>>387272883
I really wanted to. Despite the terrible taste the ending of ME3 left in my mouth overall I still enjoyed the series but when Andromeda dropped the feedback was so awful i just could not do it.
>>
>>387272883
I remind you people here shilled, bought and then defended (and continue to do so) No Man's Sky
>>
>>387272216
He's offering to shoot up biowate
>>
>>387272062
Buy a freshly killed pig head and send it at their studio.
>>
>>387273168
We're a peaceful and kind folk, anonymous.
>>
>>387273160
The difference is Hello Games had no precedents showing that they were on a downward swing. BioWare's been going down since the mid-2000s.
>>
>>387272062
Ask them for a job.
Surely you won't even need any qualifications.
>>
>>387256557
>if it ain't broken, don't fix it (correct non-bias-picked staff aimed at real gamers)
>if it's broken, don't hide it (shitty staff who couldn't fix a lightbulb)
>the Internet works both ways, and sometimes the good side really can outspeak the Jew-washed side
>western AAA gaming is still a mass-appeal PR joke and arguably only babysteps ahead of Japanese weeaboo-VN's/gachas

>older games, Jap-to-West games and the gems of Indieshit are what's currently holy in this world
>>
>>387271986
Greg Walsh is the first to actually put it into code. John Carmack basically threw it at what he had set up for 3D graphics, it worked with no explanation, and all Carmack could do was go "What the fuck?"

No seriously, it's called the What the Fuck Number because of it.
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>>387271574
>Author: Karlie Kloss
>"This is a function that calculates the larger of two numbers"
>ï¼¾_ï¼¾
> if (a > b && b <a)
>"else return 5 because i'm so random yay :D
The comments
>"Wow i don't understand it but the code on the right looks so much more organized!"
>"The code on the left is bad It is hacker code used to steal nude photos Stay away.
Like fucking pottery
>>
>>387274073
Yes we all saw the image, too.
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>>387274160
Thanks anon i wasn't sure of that, thanks for confirming.
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>>387271410
>she needs to join our startup

geez
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>>387273835
It didn't 'work with no explanation'. Carmack knew exactly why it would work, that's what makes its use so impressive.
And I've never fucking heard it referred to as the What the Fuck Number, piss off.
>>
>>387263678
I mean I know you're joking but that's his sister, who was e-famous before he was.
>>
>>387271574
>python
Best language
>>
>>387271835
annd annd, they made cancer! and aids! and uh, didn't just enslave black people, they ate them too!

what bed time stories did your parents read to you at night growing up?
>>
>>387264465
>The west is incapable of doing anything that isn't an Assassins Creed reskin or filling a mediocre MP game with cosmetics to bait people into buying loot boxes.
How many Assassin's Creed clones even are there? Are you having a mental breakdown?
>>
>>387275034
Cancer is unrelated, but aids was created in laboratories by christian whites to punish LGBTQ+ people.
>>
>>387275921
That sounds pretty cool though.
>>
>>387275921
Jokes on them most straight couples do anal these days too.
>>
>>387269073
you can't create portrayals of the Prophet Muhammad, praise be unto him. Or else they'll kill you.
>>
>>387259664
>French
>Canadian
>>>Men
>>
>>387256557
Nothing that you shoul know since 10 years ago.
>90% of the 3rd person shooters are shit
>anything that came from EA is china quality
>story driven videogames are killing gameplay
This is the result, and we have a mass effect general in /vg/ and consolefaggets who defend this among other turds.
>>
>>387276351
apart from the hundreds of pieces of art of muhammed made in the past that all portray him as the greatest person ever

just cant do anything that isnt praising him to high paradise
>>
>>387276489
pretty much
>>
>>387276119
Jokes on you most of them are black.
>>
>>387276119
Jokes on you. Couples are all going extinct. There are no more couples.
>>
>>387257529
CDPR had a tranny on their team as well. They just fired him when Witcher 3 was done LMAO.
>>
>>387276351
It is also haram to depict any part of gods creation.
Which is why their architecture was always decorated with geometric patterns.
>>
>>387276683
Most of who? Because most white girls I know have done anal.

>>387276808
Jokes on you, nuh uh.
>>
>>387276913
Americans are not white nig nog.
>>
>>387271835
You say this as bait but this is literally unironically what a lot of American leftists believe
>>
>>387277181
Feel free to google the statistic for whatever shithole you live in.
>>
>>387267960
Directed by Christopher Nolan
>>
>>387264979
AFAIK, good PR brings investors
>>
>>387266821

Activison's takeover of Blizzard was a complete mistake and ruined their games. I long await the day activision goes bankrupt
>>
>>387271574
Any nigger can make code complicated.
>>
>>387256557
>>387256557
Don't put shitty niggers who express their hate for a race (the nigger who shits on white people but in secret he wants to be white), the curry nigger of course, and a bunch of incompetent people working on your game.
>>
>>387269560
ara, how mad can you get?
>>
>>387264837
Oh boy.

>Kickstarter game going strong, about to reach funding early
>Suprise goal: Hamburger will be doing the writing
>Everyone backs out and the project dies
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>>387274478
>What the Fuck Number

Are you dense? Are you retarded or something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
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>>387265449
>pink hair
>fedora
>"Gave up on life" facial hair
Yup
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>>387279424
Now point out where it's referred to as the What the Fuck Number, because that's a code comment.
>>
>>387267692
i sure as fuck know i'm not privileged
>>
>>387256747
>$40 million to develop and it's already on sale for 20 dollars JUST
A) Still better than Battleborn, which currently costs nothing
B) Is it worth $20? I kind of enjoyed Mass Effect 2.
>>
>>387279540
>>387274478
>It didn't 'work with no explanation'. Carmack knew exactly why it would work,

>What the fuck?
>>
>>387268349
>That's probably because the vast of the people who apply to tech jobs are white dudes who are all exactly the same.
Competent and technically minded?
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>>387279424
>>387279636
You ok there anon?
>>
>>387279712
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Are+you+dense%3F+Are+you+retarded+or+something%3F
>>
>>387279636
The constant already had applications in the past. It's not as if he chose a random fucking hexadecimal constant, spat it into his code and 'oh wow what the fuck it served to complete the exact task I was trying to solve'.
It's more like 'what the fuck are we doing using this shit here, this is unprecedented'.
>>
>>387279475
>pink hair

i'm afraid you're colorblind, anon
>>
>>387271574
I honestly thought that this was supposed to be misogynist and all those comments just didn't get it/were ironically shitposting. Then I realized the poster wrote the "when girls code" part herself.
>>
>>387274753
Where do you see python?
>>
>>387271574
>comments for the left conveniently removed
>>
>>387280130
Fun fact: if you look at the name on this pic >>387271410
It's the same girl who was having problems changing directories in linux. Then she makes joke about one of the most impressive pieces of code ever written.
>>
>>387256557
never diversity hire, never trust EA.
>>
>>387257272
did you have to look up garner?
>>
>>387256748
>Changing the face of coding
>he writes code
You'd expect that to be the base from where to start, or do the other ones not know how to code
>>
>>387271410
She's an idiot, but to be fair, everyone does the directory dance a few times a year.
>>
>>387271410
KKKoding with karlie.
>>
>>387266821
Literally nothing wrong with using a tablet to play WoW, fuck you
>>
>>387284018
>I eat my soup with fork and knife
>>
>>387284108
WoW is probably easier than eating soup desu.
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>>387256748
>Likes to build clocks
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>>387256557
Jews and Women need to leave vidya
>>
>>387264837
Her presence is pure toxic sludge and nobody is willing to hire her anymore.

I mean, her name alone killed a kickstarter for crying out loud.
>>
>>387258830
>Actually believes that how female employees in tech jobs are
>what is exageration

I'm a computer engineer and sadly this meme can be true. I've seen it first hand.
>>
>>387270162
Asians are special. Generally they are minorities and thus can't be racist, but if we talk about crime rate, achievement or anything where they are about equal to white then they count as privileged.
>>
Social Justice dosent make a good game, or good sales for that matter.
>>
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>>387284274
You speak truth, brother. However, there are too many faggots, liberals, and jews on /v/ so your truth will be met by covered ears.
>>
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>>387270041
eat shit and die, spook
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>>387256748
>likes to build clocks
actually probably a passable coder if that's the case

same kind of autism involved

I should know
>>
>>387284430
>>387284274
As long as losers and virgins leave too. I'm sick of so many games being about escapism rather than just being good games.
>>
>>387284489
>actually probably a passable coder if that's the case
"Build clocks" just means she takes them out of their cases and puts the wires in a suitcase.
>>
>>387284568
Sounds COOL
>>
>>387284430
>>387284274
>replying to yourself
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