>Awful physics >Linear as shit despite being touted as

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>>387222603

>Barebones plot
Hmm

And you will still comw here and post about it every single day to tell people how much a bitch you are.

>>387222603
OP will always be a faggot.

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>all this false information
fucking kek

>>387222603
>Power moons feel less satisfying to get than stars or shine sprites
How do you know this?

>No game overs
Good.

>Level design is bland
It's not like anything we've seen in a Mario game before.

>>387222603
>>Peach is a damsel yet again
oh its one of these fags

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>>387222603
Yeah man, and I bet the cartridge is going to taste awful too.

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>>387222603

>saving a princess is now considered deplorable instead of heroic in 2017

We need to be bombed. Now.

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>t. reddit tier fedora tipper

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>>387222603
>Broodals are just bunny Koopalings
I agree. I'd rather have them again then dumb rabbids clones as they already have a game this year.
>Wanting a remaster of the worst smash

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>Complains that there are new characters instead of Koopalings
>Complains that there are old characters like Bowser instead of new one

>>387223129
>melee the worst smash

Did a meleefag make you mad? Brawl is objectively worse bro.

IT'S NOT EVEN OUT, YOU FAT FUCK

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>>387223231
>It's not okay to criticise a game before it's out
>It's fully okay to defend a game before it's out

The damage control in this thread, if this wasn't Mario it would be seen already as another Yooka Laylee-tier disaster

>>387223321
How? The game looks great

>>387223321
>Yooka Laylee-tier disaster
Considering that game was fine and chances are this will not a "Mario 06" as people have been trying to make it out to be.

>somebody was autistic enough type all this out

>>387223280
But here's the thing. If there is little to no info on the game, can it even really be legitimate criticism?

>>387222715
First post best post!

my dad is sony and he said super MORON (that's what we call super m*rio) POOPdyssey is shit, he played the whole game when he visited nintendo the other day

>>387223423
This is pasta you dumb fag

>>387223423
>someone was autistic enough to copy it
>even cut out the daisy part for no reason

>>387223321
Yooka-Laylee looked much worse from the early footage and actually got a playable demo, so there was a lot more to base an opinion on.
Odyssey did have some playable sections, but not enough to really get to grips with anything but the basic controls. There's tons of footage that shows great looking worlds though.

MARIO 2006

>>387223483
And? Somebody still typed it out in the first place, retard.

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>>387223619
Every time you try and force this meme the chances of it being true diminish greatly.

>>387222786
>It's not like anything we've seen in a Mario game before.

well most of it is random floating platforms yet again so...

Remember when Knack was being touted as a Mario Killer back in 2014?

>>387223815
I was referring more to the city and forest area, as well as the weird blocky candy land world. Obviously, it's still a platformer with abstract fantasy landscapes and floating platforms.

do
not
reply
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pasta

>>387223818
Literally no one said this, history revisionist.

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>>387223818
Isn't that game getting a sequel soon? Can't wait for Sony to drop the ball on that again.

Nintendo defence force is at full speed today.

>>387222603
>Saturday morning cartoon theme song with vocals, which doesn't fit Mario at all

It's a good, catchy song. Nobody cares if it doesn't fit Mario.

>Barebones plot

If you play a Mario platformer expecting the plot to be anything but barebones, I feel sorry for you.
>No game overs

Are you actually mad that Nintendo is finally getting rid of game overs from the Mario series when game overs are extremely outdated and have been for years?

How much longer are you going to make these threads, you depraved autist?

>>387222603
>Super Metroid 2

You do know there's a couple of Metroid games coming soon, right?

>40 posts
>no one refuted OP
Well, I'm not surprised, I had the same issues looking at the gameplay. You can't label it a sequel to 64/Sunshine then fuck up the physics and force linearity. Also, shopping for costumes to access a level? What the fuck?

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>>387227503

>opinion
>opinion
>opinion
>bad taste
>opinion
>shit taste
>opinion
>havent even played the game
>havent even played the game
>of course
>opinion
>getting game overs in Mario? what a noob xD
>opinion
>havent played the game
>games no one cares about but talk about because undertale and the usual bitchy fanbase
OP never ceases to be a faggot.

>>387227503
What, in your opinion, was the last great Mario game?

>>387222603

>attention whoring again

you need to get banned

fucking mods

>>387222603
Shitposting aside my main gripe with Odyssey is that I don't like the aesthetics of the new areas.

>>387222603
>Generic looking HUD
This is something I'll agree with. I really don't like the look of the HUD, it's not a style I like in general and for a Mario game it feels really out-of-place.

>>387222715
Fpbp

These threads are obviously sonybros falseflagging. Why? I mean, I never see people shitting on fucking Crash threads and yet on every single Mario thread some faggots start to post BING BING WAHOO or crying wojaks. Why?

>>387228407
Because people reply to them and give the OP attention, like you are right now.

>hasnt played the game

>>387222603
How do you know this, have you played it?

>people are actually replying to this
Oh /v/. Guess I'll save this shit pasta for the next time I want some effortless (you)s.

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Will Oddyssey be the Breath of the Wild of Mario?

>>387229042
Doesn't matter. /v/ will still hate on it regardless because it'll be popular. It sucks, but that's the way this board works.