You're in a cave and this bear mode motherfucker eats your

>>387198761
do a 360 and walk away

AYO HOL UP

>>387199350
IMMA EAT THE HOL ASS

>>387198761
Pour bleach on it to denigger it, then take borb home

anyone got a picture of hands picking up a bulborb?

purple>rock=blue>winged> white>>>red>yellow

>eats your pikmins' asses,

lewd

*runs while flapping arms behind you*
*burps loudly*
*rubs C-stick like a clitoris on prom night*

Pshh... Nothing personnel...

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LOUIE HAD ONE JOB

>>387198761
step on it its like 10 cm tall

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>>387198761

>>387200479
But what if I'm a manlet?

>>387200658
the pikmin already killed and ate you

>>387200921
>the pikmin ate me
Jesus...

>>387198761
Take it home, same size to a overgrown tomato

Why is Olimar one of the best video game characters of all time?

>>387202128
What will you do with it at home?

>>387202409
Fuck it to prove my superiority

Same answer as every other pikmin enemy, 9 iron.

>>387202490
Is it like a walking onahole

When Pikmin march in Pikmin 2, does anyone else hear them say "that's fucked up!"

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>>387202696
the interior of an onahole is usually roughly 11-13 cm long, larger if you have a big dick

Spotty Bulbears are a mere 88 mm tall, or 8.8 cm

Given that Spotty Bulbears are roughly as long as they are tall, we could estimate them to be a total of 9~ to 10~ cm long which even if it was the interior length would be nowhere near long enough to use as an onahole

Thus we can safely say that if you were to use one for that purpose, your dick would push through the entire length of the Bulbear and out its ass, killing it instantly and spearing it on your erect cock

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>>387203814

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>>387203814
God fucking damn it /v/. Why do Pikmin threads always make the best OC?

>>387203814
I fucking love everything about this post, thank you.

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>>387203814
Nice.

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>>387203814
Simply amazing

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>>387203814
what if your dick is <9~ 10~ cm long

>>387204780
unless you have a micropenis the force alone would be enough to kill the Bulbear

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>>387203814
Ok, then what about an Empress Bulblax?

>>387203814
he could chomp on your cock with his sharp fangs though

>>387204912
48 cm long makes it too long to be a proper onahole, but it'd be about the right thickness and texture for an onahole plus the baby bulbears inside would feel great wriggling on your dick

>>387205079

God dammit...

>>387204965
average erect dick is 13 cm long and the bulbear requires multiple bites to kill captain olimar, who's able to beat it to death by punching it

any human could kill it with ease, it doesn't have the bite force to harm you

>>387205192
plus your 13 cm dick would probably intimidate it into submission

>>387205079
>>387203814
>Olimar's notes talk about the biology of the creatures
>Louie's notes are techniques to cook and prepare dishes with the creatures.
>anon's notes just talk about sticking his dick in everything

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>>387203814

>>387205192
to be fair, you're comparing the difficulty of killing a guy wearing a protective suit versus getting my dick bitten.

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I used to think you could only defeat enemies by swarming with the c-stick. bulblaxes, ground vultures, everything. never occurred to me to use the same skill I used for puzzle solving to defeat enemies with. I'm sorry, pikmin

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>>387205305

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>>387205510
buts its also only got two little pointy teeth at the sides of its tiny mouth
your cock would force the mouth open and prevent it from shutting while its desperately straining gums and saliva would feel amazing, like a blowjob

>>387203814
thanks

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>>387203814
For fuck's sake anon

Are all three Pikmin games good? Also are the games that are good just good or are they really good?

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>>387205305
>About to enter a Watery Blowhog

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>>387206150
Would air or water feel better?

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>>387206349
Pikmin are for loving.

>>387206349
ever fapped with a balloon?

>>387206659
no, but I know they suck and blow in a pattern

>>387206150
Fucking kudos to you sir for the perfect picture for your post. I am in tears from this fucking thread. Best one on /v/ in quite some time

>>387206980
theres no moisture in it. Just air. Watery blowhog is what you want.

>>387207109
ok, then how about you self-lubricate prior?

>>387206613
that raspberry looks really juicy

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>>387205305
At first glance, the giant breadbug's jaw seems too small for insertion. However the real treat about these are that you can place your member between it's humps, or "slices", to emulate a tit job. These durable fellas can take quite a pounding, and their skin is a soft spongy material, so you don't need to worry about either it or yourself when going a little rough.

>>387207173
its literally a balloon, I'm not saying you don't have to do it, you seem like your hearts set on it. But there are just better options.

>>387207717
>not taking two and making a dick-wich

>>387207943
See this is why I'm not aboard the Dolphin

>>387200378
>Louie literally steals ALL of your fruit juices in Pikmin 3
I didn't play Pikmin 2, but that made him unredeemable to me.

borb

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>>387199498
Mobileposting so it might be shit
Try searching it up

>>387208736
this is exactly what I was looking for, thanks

>>387203814
I'd spear a Bulbear with my dick
All for revenge
Give me back my fucking Pikmin

About to emulate for the first time
Which is better for 1 and 2? The gamecube or wii versions?

>>387205526
It's alright, because I literally thought the opposite which makes it tedious to kill lots of enemies.

>>387209710
Pikmin 1 is on a time limit, but it's not that hard to get everything if you don't dick around all the time. Pikmin 2 is more relaxed, due to no time limit, and a little easier, but it has some lengthy challenging dungeons (some people hated them because their length, some people like them). Just play the GC version if you want to use a controller. As far as emulation goes I've heard Pikmin 1 is more stable than Pikmin 2, but I haven't noticed and crashing or bugs with either one.

>>387208061
He also eats a freight of valuable pik-carrots and forces the company into bankruptcy

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>>387203814

never change, /v/

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>>387205305
thank you

>>387209710
If you have a Wiimote, play the wii version
They're the same except for the controls, not sure if the wii version has widescreen and all that shit

>>387210979
:(

>>387210979
jeuss christ

>>387210979
/v/ wasn't shit today.

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>erupts from the ground
SCREEEEEEAAAAWWWWWK!!
>epic music plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf9nyJ4cD7E&t=2s

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>>387210979

got me to chuckle

you know what? id love to see some pikmin enemy models in sfm

>>387211718
don't tell me you want SFM porn of Pikmin

>>387211759

I do

>>387211835
you sicken me

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>>387211759
that would be really funny

>>387211339
The Burrowing Snagret's beak is too hard and sharp for your dick, but pull it out of the ground and you can use its ass for a good wank

>>387212859
it's hard and scaly all over though aside from the head iirc

>>387212859
plucking the snagret from the ground, and pulling the beak open with one half in each hand opens a long orifice with slimy insides. For a more refreshing wank, keep pulling the mouth open and turn the beast inside out for a velvety stroke with its scaly outside.

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>>387213361

too far

>>387213835
too bad im writing the whole dick/tickle-lopedia now