Anyone else help people out when shopping at Gamestop or Best

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>>387195032

>>387195032
Everyone you've ever helped thinks you're creepy as hell son

>>387195032
People who shop at a gamestop are too dumb to be informed. Don't waste your time.

sometimes i sneak into mcdonalds and make burgers

the workers don't even seem to notice

>>387195136
Not at all, everyone is nice and appreciative. I give them a lot of insight on what they are buying

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>>387195032
>Anyone else help people out when shopping at Gamestop or Best Buy? I usually go in a few times a week just to talk and help customers.
>Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr workers

Cringe as fuck.

Anyone else help people out when shopping at Walmart or Target? I usually go in a few times a week just to talk and help customers.

Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr workers

Anyone else help people out when tipping at strip clubs? I usually go in a few times a week just to talk and help customers.

Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr workers

I've never laughed so hard at a /v/ thread.

Anyone else help people out when playing Bethesda games? I usually work on mods a few times a week just to talk and help players.

Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr developers

>>387195032
Please don't do this. It makes you seem either completely desperate that you want to work for us or completely stubborn that you refuse to work anywhere else after we tell you no.

t. former gamestop employee

>>387195686
im actually cool with the workers bring food sometimes. the manager is a dick though

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>>387195686
This.

I used to work at eb games in a small town and the same faggots would come in and not even buy anything and just try to talk about video games to us and ask if we were hiring. We don't want autistic fat fucks behind the counter thanks though OP. The best was the one kid when he came in you could always see his moms van parked outside waiting for him to come back.

>>387195789
They laugh and talk shit about you every time you leave while enjoying their free food anon.

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>>387195789
>I don't have friends so maybe if I bring gamestop employees food they'll like me

Peak cringe, even worse than just going to "help" the customers for free.

>>387196118
DON'T CALL ANYONE

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>>387195032

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>wanting to converse with employees
>helping out customers who just want to be left the fuck alone
>going to the store at the same time on the same day every week
Holy fuck man. Reevaluate your life. Just go in, get your shit and get the fuck out. Maybe talk to the dude behind the counter for like a minute or two. They don't give a fuck about you unless you're there to boost their numbers.

>>387196302
OPs "friends" are people who he brings food to for free at their workplace while sperging over video games to them.

f

>>387196118
God damn hi-def Chris is horrifying.

>>387195032
OP is baiting but for the rest of you please don't actually do this.

>>387196413
my name is CHRISTINE and im a proud lesbian transwoman you troll

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>be in a local eb games
>guy behind the counter "knows" me and doesnt bother me
>big black guy walks in
>looks at the xbox one kinect section while i was at the 360 section
> guy behind the counter goes up to him and asks what he wants
>black guy specifically asks for a kinect fighting game
>tells him there's fighter within, but its not good
>not engage in the conversation so i dont look like an autist
>counter guy tries to subtly nudge him to try other fighting games
>black guy refuses, and buys the copy of fighter within
that guy tried so hard to convince him

>>387196525
Chris is short for Christine ma'am.

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>>387195032
>im more knowledgeable then thr workers

>>387195032
>just to talk and help customers.
might be a troll post but Unsolicited Opinions are dumb and cringe

>>387196847
i actually am moron

>>387196992
I dont give tons of opinions, more like facts and gaming knowledge. For example I saw some kid getting wwe 2k17, so I told him about the history of the license, and how acclaim used to make them etc

Does this actually happen enough that you think op's serious and not just satire?

Anyone else help people out when visiting the police station? I usually go in a few times a week just to solve murders and catch punks

Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr cops

>>387197336
>Does this actually happen enough that you think op's serious and not just satire?

The type of people in OP's post exist everywhere aka "Show-offs", they'll disguise their attention whoring/need for validation by ""helping""

OP Please for your own sake recognize that you are being awkward. The fact that you are proud of yourself pretending to be a gamestop employee is sad and troubling. Please understand that it's an unhealthy form of fulfilment. Better yourself and stop going into game stores just to feel important.

>>387198481
Not my fault im more knowledgeable about games then the fucking employees at a gaming store

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>>387197336
OP is making fun of those people while also doing a "guaranteed replies" thread, but they do exist.

>>387198543
who the fuck asked?

>>387198543
Leave those innocent shoppers alone. They die a little inside after having spoken to you.

Anyone else help people out when shopping at female sex workers or prostitute clinics? I usually go in a few times a week just to talk and help customers.

Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr workers

>>387198738
they are all friendly and leaved more informed

>>387195343
EPIC FOR THE WIN BRO
SUPER CRINGE CRINGY POOPOO HA *FARTS*

Anyone else help people out when shitposting at /v/ or /vg/? I usually browse a few times a week just to bait and help troll

Funny thing is, im more knowledgeable then thr janitors

>>387197713
What are games with this plot?

Jeez that's weird anon.

>>387195136
this

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>>387195032
DON'T

>>387195890
>We don't want autistic fat fucks behind the counter thanks though OP
Yes, you want more losers proud to work a dead end job. The smug of this post is hilarious

>>387199246
a job is a job and frequenting Gamestop like some kind of bar is more pathetic

one talked me out of mario 64 on ds, fuck that guy he didn't know what he was talking about.

>>387195664
it's funny because that's what happens

>>387196847
Gamespot workers only have portal-tier video game knowledge. You don't need a lot of vidya knowledge to work at Gamespot anyway.

Sad.

>>387198943
Persona 4 & 5

>>387197292
I don't know how but this seems kinda worse at my wagie job we have to meet retard quotas so we have a Asperger's kid come in and wipe tables and stuff. He does this shit to all the customers and they absolutely hate it. Some dude even yelled at him once even though he's obviously mentally challenged.

>>387199426
Acting like working at some big chain store is the absolute top of the social tier is retarded though.

>>387199814
>Acting like working at some big chain store is the absolute top of the social tier is retarded though

Said no one in the thread

So you do it for free?

>>387200145
yea, but I enjoy it.

Last week some short greasy balding man was suggesting I buy a game that he thought the store had. Little did either of us know my friend grabbed it a few days earlier. He didn't work at the store and I was worried I was gonna get stabbed if I refused to buy it. If you do this shit then fuck off

>>387195032
>going to shillstop

>>387197336
Yes. Doesn't happen the toy store I work at, the autists know where everything is and keep to themselves unless they think we're hiding shit in the back. Worst thing we've had to deal with were sexual assaults.

>>387195136
What if they ask you?

Gamestops smell REALLY bad, like rotten Alfy's Pizza and body odor.

>>387196118
Where's Barneyfag? He's gotta hit that shit.

>>387195134
Don't worry none of this is real. Nothing he posted has ever really happened.