When I play video games I pretend that I have a GF who is watching

no one else does anything like this, this is scarily autistic

>>387169685
no it's not

>>387169685

Oh.

>>387169764

Thank you. Do you do this too?

>>387169685
I can confirm anon is correct.
You are a sad autist.

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>>387168916

My wife and I used to do that. We were together for 10 years and played vidya like that almost every night.

We split a few years ago. I can barely play games alone, now. I mostly just work and drink.

>>387168916
i don't think it's autistic, but it is depressing asf. you should stop doing that, and just find a gf

>>387168916
I pretend that I'm streaming when I play and when I develop games I pretend Im a YouTube tutorial guide. When I listen to music I pretend I am playing it live and i made it. When I go to bed I dream that my life is meaningful and successful and my waifu is smiling at me. When I wake up I try not to kill myself.

Funny, I pretend like a bunch of ancient greek philosophers just got time portaled into my room and that I'm explaining modern culture and technology to them.

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I literally have that. There are so many insecure, homely girls that are dying for a genuine relationships, anon.

Not gamer gurls, but girls from high school that were wall flowers and belonged to no friend group. Churches are filled with them, go hunting.

>>387168916
Well better than having a real parasite.

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>>387171840
>Churches are filled with them, go hunting.
That's a bad advice. She will fuck your brain out with religious stuff. And she will probably be against "evil" vidya. I've dated one of those girls. Oh and no sex before marriage too.

I just talk to myself all the time. It helps with organising your ideas. Its also a common trait amongst engineers.

>>387172225
Try again? Anecdotal evidence may vary, but the demographic is still more ideal than shooting in the dark. I'd argue young college chicks, but not everybody is the age nor position to do so. The biggest aspect is that you have to start early: prime women end up getting knocked up by the first lucky men they come across and they are off the market forever.

As for religion, I never take religion seriously, but I feign that I'm somewhat spiritual. These girls are programmed to love, they will make up excuses in their own head to fit the narrative (a trademark of religion). My gf literally thinks were soulmates and God brought us together. Might seem crazy, but loyalty and the "make sure she loves you more than him" prereq check are definitely on lock.

Heres some homely bitches wishing they had a Chad. All they want to do is serve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apoCp3OTsxE

>>387172225
Implying the majority of people who go to church have ever actually read their bible.

>>387171840
>Churches
who wants to mate with an evolutionary dead end?

>>387168916
>tfw I have an actual gf who watches me play

Absolute kinography.

However
>she wanted to experience the Mass Effect saga so I agreed to replay the entire trilogy

Am I cruel? Am I even human? How could I do such a thing to her?

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>>387173681
Forgot my face

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>>387173338
"make sure she loves you more than you love her"*

>>387168916
>tfw so lonely you don't even have imaginary friends

I'm just waiting for the day I wake up and finally decide to use that pistol in my safe for something for once.

>play video games and imagine being famous e-sports celeb

I don't even like e-sports, but games are the only thing I'm good at so it's the only thing I can fantasize about being famous for.

>>387173756
I remember this..

>>387173794
Nigga, just go the fuck outside.

>>387173338
We're not Chads though
I mean I'd like to but my interests personally are mostly self-reliant/introverted
I mean yeah if they like games we might get along but other than that there's nothing I have to offer, I'm a jaded bitter fuck

Just realized why I'll never get a relationship while typing this, oh well

>>387173681
Mass Effect trilogy is fine. It's just the conclusion and lack of choices during the third that causes issues.

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>>387168916
This is some sad shit. I'm alone and I don't currently have a GF but I don't pretend that there's a chick or someone right next to me commentating and shit. It makes me feel more of a retard than usual and it sounds depressing as hell.
The only time I'll talk or say something outside from online multiplayer games with voice chat is when there's a difficult or intense part in a game and I'd say fuck, shit, etc.. That's it.

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>>387168916
>middle school loner pretended I was dating qt shy girl when i was alone, pretended to play games with her cuz I had nobody
>actually date qt shy girl in high school, turns out she was a real weirdo and shit.
>she dumps me randomly
>don't actually care
>15 years later she is actual trailer trash with redneck husband.
>15 years later still completely alone with dead imagination.

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>>387170061
>just find a gf
JUST BEE URSELF XD

>>387173756
>number 6

Holy shit I think I just realized the secret to my apathy/depression. Now I need a way to overcome it.

>>387168916
I don't pretend to have an imaginary gf, but I understand why you would. Being alone without having experienced what its like to really love a girl sucks. Being alone after having a girl you loved is horrible. I went 4 years without fooling around once and then met a woman I would've given everything I own to stay with. After I lost her, I knew I'd spend the rest of my life looking for that feeling again. Its been 3 years of, once again, having no interaction with women beyond a couple of chats and hanging out for lunch (I've been in college for 2 years now). I can't into MGTOW, I know I'll never be able to make myself that happy alone. The only thing holding me back from ending it is that I'm still young and I might just find someone again. If someone told me with proof that I will never feel that way again I would immediately grab my gun and bite the barrel.

>>387177001
Been like 11 years since i had that feeling for someone, other girls come and go but it's never the same, I guess it's like drugs, the first taste is the best.

>>387177849
I've thought of that possibility and it terrifies me.

>>387177001
>3 years
try 8

>>387168916
Go try tinder or something, OP. I know that being yourself isn't sufficient for getting a gf, but it is necessary in order to have a happy relationship, so yeah, be yourself. But also make an effort to connect with people and meet them halfway sometimes. To be happy with a girl you need to be friends with her, and true friendship requires understanding and, ultimately, mutual compromise.

Just take it slow at first; don't be too keen too quickly. I believe in you OP. Go get a gf and report back.

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>>387168916
I do the same thing sometimes, only it's pretending I'm playing with a younger sibling watching. My actual younger siblings are literal autists about 12 years younger than I am that watch Annoying Orange, Minecraft roleplayers, and other meme shit on YouTube

>>387171718
Shit, I do that sometimes too. Except I think it's people from the 18th and 19th century instead of ancient Greeks

>>387168916
Sad

>>387168916
Your pathetic, kill your'eself

>>387177001
It has been 7 years for me. hold on buddy it doesn't get more easy over time.