What is your opinion about Destiny 2™ and Pop Tarts©' collaboration?
im gay
>>387168259
Steam id?
How is pop-tarts upping their game
>>387166351
Brown sugar cinnamon is literally the only good flavor. The rest taste like shit. And Destiny is shit.
>>387166351
>Pop Tarts and Bungie finally recognizing their potential on the PC market. Finally. Maybe now I'll be able to stop buying tons of individual pop tarts with my PC build and get some bigger poptarts with more storage individually
>>387168351oreo pop tarts
>>387166351
It would be sage to be more subtle next time. Poptarts are for parents who don't love their kids, toaster strudel ja?
>>387166351
They better not be lazy fucks and actually make the poptarts themed.
who /crush/ here
>>387168351
I saw a commercial for Jolly Rancher poptarts the other day so the food scientist they got are busy to say the least
>>387168376
Fucking pleb taste. Brown sugar cinnamon is like basic bitch tier. They don't even have sprinkles. You're a fag.
Can't wait for the new weapons this will bring in the game.
>Pop-tart cannon
>Frosting sprayer
>Crumb gun
>Scorching hot tart slinger
>2-pack tart grenades
>Toast your ammo for double damage
>>387168598
What even is in the can
It doesn't say anything, just "pokemon"
>>387168678
>needing colorful sprinkles to eat his food
Do you also wear a bib to eat your Gerber's, fagwagon? Don't fucking reply to me again you troglodyte.
>>387168646
Kek that better not be real
>>387168889
It's real. They also had an A&W Rootbeer flavor.
>>387168889
It is.
There was some other soda flavor too.
>>387168774
Pickled turtles. But seriously, it's probably just beans.
>>387166351
I've gotten to the point where american advertising just makes me laugh instead of cringe now
>>387166351
WHen they gon drop they mixtape?
>>387169064
we laugh to spare ourselves the pain
if you didn't think destiny wasn't made exclusively for retarded kids think again
Please at something nice and healthy and not a pop tart /v/.
>>387166351
Did somebody say poptarts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZ09sYOyBo
>>387166351
Fuck that, what are your thoughts on Destiny coming to steam? https://steamdb.info/app/347300/items/
>>387169023
Worst part I've actually tried the rootbeer poptarts.
They weren't that bad.
>>387168376
Bsc tastes like dirt after a while but the patrician chocolate chip and cookie dough flavors never get stale
>>387168376
I'm more of a Blueberry or Strawberry man, myself, but I enjoy the occasional Brown Sugar Cinnamon.
>>387168774
It's spaghetti hoops except they are shaped like pokemon
>>387169050
I've never had a pop tart in my life, what do they even taste like?
from the looks of them, I imagine stale pastry with overly sweet fillings and bland icing
>>387168889
>>387168646
>that toothpaste flavored poptart
fucking disgusting It reminded me of those harry potter jelly beans
HAVE SOME FUN WITH BUNGIE
>>387169225
McDonald's hamburgers are good?
>>387169539
Depends on the flavor
Chocolate chip, strawberry, brown sugar and cookies and cream are generally agreed to be "good"
The rest of the flavors are either random shit meant to be bought by stoners who just have to know what it's like or an acquired taste than only a handful of people like
>>387168376
Wild Berry a best, nigger.
>>387169709
They probably have the same amount of sugar. Maybe just have some pasta.
>>387169539
They taste like flavored cardboard.
>>387169754
Hot fudge sundae is the bane of me. Those things taste like fucking shit and the vending machine at work stalls on 'em for ages until some poor sap takes a hit for the team so that we can get other flavors behind it.
>>387169818
Simple carbs turn into sugar in the bloodstream
Best pop-tart flavor coming through, and it's even vidya related thanks to that Animal Crossing 3DS.
Poptarts are disgusting. I don't know how you americans like them. They're just a meme among fitness YouTubers
the fuck is pop tarts?
>>387169754
>Cookies n cream
No
>>387166351
its dumb but not as bad as an in game item tied to a European ISP
>>387169934
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT
>>387170034
Processed flour and sugar
>>387168376
>he has never had smores flavor
>>387169234
The pop-tart girl's voice does things to my dick.
>>387170080
oh my god
>>387170080
kek
>>387170080
what in the fuck
>>387170080
>ISP exclusive content
is this a fucking thing now?
>>387170080
>>387166351
>tfw bought the original destiny on release along with each expansion
Nope. Won't fool me again. Learned my lesson with this shit. As did just about everyone else I k ow who played the original.
>>387170080
Poptarts is an American exclusive.
>>387168678
>not eating certain food because it doesn't have pretty rainbow dots on it
>calling someone else a fag
>>387170306
Yes. And it will get worse.
>>387168774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tIoKPO84W8
>>387168376
Real top tire coming through.
>>387170306
It's a cosmetic vehicle calm down.
They did it on purpose to gain publicity.
Meme magic makes money these days
>>387166351
the only thing left to subsidise is time itself
Make sure to get your Destiny scented candles at Bed Bath and Beyond Goyim to unlock special content. Only $41.99 what a value!
>>387171054
finally, something else to put in my video game candle collection
hopefully these ones don't make my house smell like I died 3 weeks ago
>>387168598
If we got those Pokemon kellogs in Holland when I was young my heart wouldve exploded
>>387171054
you forgot the part where you have to do 75/100 in game activities to unlock the ability to purchase it
>>387168376
What
EVER
Brown sugar is made in the fucking back alleys. All the other flavors are made in prestigious buildings.
holy shit you're arguing over poptart flavours
>All those Pop-Tarts flash games lost to time
>>387171183
>4d candle
>>387171413
Skub
>>387171672
You ever been on a 7d ride? That's more than twice the d's of 3d.
>>387169234
>even pop-tarts commercials have been infected by cal arts
>>387171672
smell is a dimension
>>387170825
That is how it starts.
>>387171843
Nah, but the candle does technically exist in 3 spatial dimensions and one temporal dimensions, so it is 4D.
>>387171709
>liking skub
>poptards with my vydia
America is great again
>>387168376
>>387168678
>>387170618
>>387170807
>>387169403
>>387169417
>>387169792
>>387171343
>>387168598
>>387168646
>>387169934
Why do Americans like eating this shit? You already stereotyped as being complete lardasses, why continue to fuel it? Also, you do realize that much amount of high fructose corn syrup and sugar is bad for your body, right?
Make sure to get that Destiny 2 Rockstar drink Goyim so you double your exp and double your chances of getting diabetes.
>>387172021
>Hating skub
Is it time?
>>387172046
jesus christ who are you, my health teacher? Go back to eating your salad
>>387172270
soft gore? on my food?!
How about a Destiny 2 bathrobe Goyim? Only $45.99 and you'll unlock a light green shader for your character.
You goys have any interest in a Destiny 2 ice cube tray? If you buy this you get to unlock an exclusive lamp for your hideout.
>>387172046
Cause it's cheaper than healthy food.
>>387172665
No it isn't. If you have a sweet tooth. Buy some fruit or use Stevia.
>>387172874
fag
>>387168259
hey lil' b
>>387169934
Birthday cake-flavored anything is always the best.
>>387172046
its more that kids like eating colorful things
>>387169934
Fuck no, I tried that once and felt like I had to vomit for the next 2 hours.
>>387172631
Haha the destiny logo looks like a vagina haha
>>387172046
This. America is the only place where sweets ingredients go overboard. Not like that in China, Japan, France, Korea, or Mexico.
>>387170080
What the hell is this?
>>387170190
Fucking same, I was visiting my mom and the Orange Crush/Root Beer Poptart commercial came on. She has like three lines but even then thank god I was wearing jeans.
>>387169225
Poptarts are good for thru-hiking.
>>387168376
Strudels are better in everyway
>>387166351
collaboration culture is cancer
this is only the beginning
heed my warning
>>387172874
I bet you feel stupid now.
>>387173625
How much lettuce do you get though?
>>387173625
>iceberg
get some real lettuce
>>387172270
artist?
I dont buy anything kellogs.
>>387171413
Welcome to /v/, where our former specialty (before the crossboarders came) was the ability to argue about anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_aSi3_NbI
>>387172046
Truly obsessed
I heard you like cherry flavored shit /v/.
>Destiny 2 coming to PC
>collaborates with pop tarts
It's too funny.
>>387173297
Don't forget italy, germany, and the UK
nutella is good for you!
>>387173907
That looks godawful.
>tfw the generic storebrand poptarts are better the actual thing
>>387173405
mah nigga, that one's the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ4clg-FIt8
>>387174125
It looks as bad as it tastes.
The watermelon flavor is marginally better but not by much.
They even have dunkin donuts flavors. Dont ask me how.
If you're buying pop tarts at all its best to just avoid the brand type flavors and go for the tried and true classic flavors like strawberry and blueberry
>>387168376
This. Brown sugar cinnamon is the only good pop tart. Everyone else is a faggot.
I am more of a CoD x Doritos guy
Fuck off, north-americans and mexicans are the fattest fucks on this planet, fat boy.
Reminder that if your favorite Pop-Tart flavor isn't one of;
>Wildberry
>Cookies & Creme
>S'mores
>Cherry
then you're a pleb and you need to leave.
>>387168682
>implying they won't just have POP-TART health kits that show a 30 second animation of the player eating a pop-tart ending with CRAZY GOOD after the animation ends
>>387168376
smores
chocolate chip cookie dough
dunkin donuts chocolate mocha
>>387170153
I hope you are joking. Smores pop tarts are utter dog shit. I bet you eat your pop tarts with soda anyways you fat fuck.
>>387168376
As someone allergic to all flavors but BSC and hot fudge sunday, this post makes me feel better
>>387173746
Machetesaga
>>387166351
Stupid, but at least it makes for a good joke along with the Rockstar promotionAre they trying to give their audience heart attacks?
>>387174769
>cherry
>>387168376
I really like the new Jolly Rancher Green Apple flavor.
>>387168376
frosted blue-berryis my dads favtoaster strudel is better
Who /frostless strawberry/ here
I remember when I was a kid they had Batman Pop-Tarts which were either to promote Batman Forever or Batman and Robin and they were absolutely amazing.
only Pop-Tarts I've ever liked eating untoasted they were that good
I want a gun that shoots poptarts
>>387168889
The bakery at my local supermarket makes Crush flavored cake.
Fucking weird.
>>387174989
Hes more than exonerated himself since then.
>>387174806
>Watch a 15 second ad for a chance at better loot!
>Redeem your Pop-Tarts code from specially marked boxes of Pop-Tarts for awesome in game items!
>>387169023
>try the Rootbeer Pop-Tarts
>they somehow actually taste like root beer
It was a startling experience, but I don't think I want to go through it again
>>387168598
>you will never go back to the pokemon explosion where pokemon was fucking everywhere
>>387175093
Maybe, but we will always remember him for that.
>two legends
I didn't like Destiny 1. I couldn't figure out how to beat the first boss by myself so I uninstalled. ;_;
Sucks being a brainlet.
Hey /v/ how does it feel to play the next triple AAA title along with literal 8 year old children who are begging their parents for the same game?
Hey /v/ how does it feel knowing that Destiny has always been a shit scene but also the fact that there will be people too young to have played Destiny 1? Face it video games are for children. The pop tart adds prove it.
>>387175276
I went through this with the Mango Pringles
shit tasted legit like a fresh mango but it was a potato chip, it traumatized me
>>387175456
Literally shoot him till he dies.
Bring back Apple Cinnamon you cunt fucks
>These niggers don't eat 4 packs of cherry poptarts a day
>>387175527
>Mint Chocolate Chip is gone forever
Why are we here?
Just to suffer?
>>387175337
>>387173152
weird way to write their parents are retarded slaves, but ok
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/13707258
http://www.strawpoll.me/13707258
>>387166351
I'm more of a "Toaster Strudels and Warframe" kind of guy.
>>387175758
>tfw ape-person
Fuck you too buddy
>>387172046
I tried poptarts once, it was fucking shit tbqh
>>387173297
>Mexico
Weird since Mexico is even fatter than the U.S.
>>387173131
I had a birthday cake flavored donut from Krispy Kreme and not only did it taste horrible, but I'm 100 percent certain it was the cause of my anal evacuation the day later
>>387173297
Japan loves their sweets, have you tried their OJ? That shit is like our Crush.
>>387168376
hot fudge sunday with rainbow sprinkles is the banner of fat kids everywhere, and my personal favorite.
>>387168376
The original watermelon flavor they had almost 20 years ago now was the best. I noticed at some point they brought it back but it taste worse, and I stopped fucking with poptarts ever since.
>>387175825
the correct taste, clearly
>>387168376
Brown Sugar Cinnamon for life.
>>387173625
>>387173740
>>387173741
>lettuce
>>387175026
>frostless
>>387169023I bought those multiple times.
In my defense, they were the only flavors always on sale.
There is nothing wrong with american food
and no I'm not american
>>387170190
The nurses voice is more of a turn on, you could isolate that voice clip for a small porn flash animation
Still not as bad as Final Fantasy 14 with the cinnamon roles and that gas station big gulp cup
>>387175687
>Mint flavored anything besides gum or toothpaste
>>387175527
My nigga. Heat it up and you got yourself a delicious apple pie.
>>387172046
Do we LIKE eating it? No.
Do we get made to eat it due to intense corperate marketing and partnerships with public educational facilities? Yes.
Everyone i've ever met thinks poptarts are dry disgusting cardboard squares that get filled with nuclear lava when heated
>>387177258
Ladies and gentleman, we've found it;
a human being with the worst possible taste.
is there a savoury version of pop tards? I'm not into the sweet stuff
>>387177575
Just have a toaster strudel instead
>>387177497
I know, to think someone likes artificial mint flavoring, overwhelming any other taste it is mixed with.
>>387177378
YASS
you guys are so fat
forgotten gem
>>387172046
I couldn't imagine being from another country and being so obsessed with America. It must be really frustrating because we're basically the main character of the world and you're from some completely inconsequential nothing burg.
>>387168351
This is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen. I think it's just the honesty
>>387169934
so is a pop tart just a milk coffee biscuit with icing, or is it soft like a really thin tiny sandwich?
>>387166351
PC CONFIRMED REV UP THOSE POPTART BUILDS
>>387175026
bottom right is my toddfu
>>387177378
>Red Velvet
It's just fucking dyed vanilla and buttercream.
>>387166351
What do poptarts taste like? The biscuit itself looks disgusting so I'm guessing it's filled with sugar
>>387179027
The biscuit itself is actually really plain, most of the flavor comes from the filling/icing. It just sort of tastes like a plain, factory-made pastry. You're supposed to toast them to get it flaky and crispy but nobody does.
>>387168376
Nigga, shut your dirt loving ass up. Strawberry Milkshake is the ONLY good flavor.
>>387172046
In America healthy food is way more expensive than otherwise, we don't have much of a choice
>>387176895
>stormblood and Carl's Jr.
>stormblood and papa john's pizza
It's almost as bad as the free overwatch copy from Taco Bell.
>>387175026
Is that Toddrence Howard?
>>387179027
It's like a really thin biscuit with a thin and crispy layer of icing
idk it tastes very mediocre but the thin crispness of it all is autistically comforting
I've always wanted to taste this shit but seems like it's only an American thing, does it actually taste any good?
>>387179240
>>387179616
I think I can imagine it, thanks
>>387173625
how much ICEBERG LETTUCE brand Iceberg Lettuce are you getting foe 23 bucks. Because it would probably last you a week
>>387168351
>>387168493
Nacho Doritos and Mt. Dew flavored poptarts. You better be ready for it.
>>387180072
no it will be a poptart made of doritos with a a mountain dew filling
I've heard kids on the street are freezing them now. Is this true?
>>387180382
People have done that for ages now
>>387180281
>a poptart made of doritos with a a mountain dew filling
>/v/ would unironically think this would be bad
>>387180382
That's been a thing for decades, anon. They even make some varieties specifically for that.
>>387166351
>poptarts
I don't know how adults can eat that disgustingly over-sweetened shit.
>>387174806
fuck you just reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDH140dLq5M
>>387180903
The same way they eat other disgustingly over-sweetened shit?
>>387175758
tfw to intelligent to toast
>>387172046
Why do yuropoors hate the free market so much?
So fucking obsessed even after your eastern bloc collapsed.
>>387181940
With their butts?
>>387182098
Precisely, my dear boy.
>>387166351
destiny is a toaster strudel
>>387172631
I just realized I have a Millennium Falcon shaped ice cube tray somewhere, how do I acquire such stupid shit?
>>387172631
Do they have Destiny logo fidget spinners?
>>387182098
Who in their right mind would eat a poptart with their butt?
>>387174884
Neck yourself faggot. Smores flavor with milk is great.
>>387182414
You can't really own anything, that's capitalism's fatal flaw.
Blueberry best flavor
>>387182582
>Destiny logo fidget spinners
Seems like only custom ones
Blueberry and Smores are the greatest flavor.
Birthday Cake shitters deserve the death penalty.
>>387176534
>giving a shit about what is usually just hardened and tastless
The inside of the poptart is what matters the most.
>>387178454
it's just cheap jammy filling in cheap, dry pastry dough with icing on top
>>387166351
>pop tarts
>not toaster strudels
>>387180072
sponsored by Coke Zero
>>387184301
My man
>>387175712
kek he really is the best
I feel like that moment was a huge personal revelation for Geoff and he's made a great comeback since 2013
>>387175629
hey I was just looking for this image, danke
>>387178454
It's junk food
Why don't you guys just eat jam on toast?
>>387172046
rent free
>>387184301
WILD BERRY GANG, GET IN HERE! STRUDEL IS LOVE, STRUDEL IS LIFE.
>>387178454
I envy your innocence
Give me a flavor of poptarts to buy. No berry shit.
/g/ love dem poptarts
>>387175758
This question is stupid, because it depends entirely on what flavor it is.
Yum artificial ingredients which lead to cancer, what a great thing to eat. Fucking stupid American crap
sometimes i wonder why the us has such a high obesity rate. then i see all the crazy shit you guys eat and it all makes sense.
>>387185494
S'mores
>>387185506
I miss when /v/ had /g/ users for buildapc threads