Mercy players are the worst type of people you can meet online,

>>387160596
>Shitty player who needs to be carried and gets salty and blames everyone else when he cant do anything by himself

I dont even play mercy but people like you are the worst in every game ever made

>>387160780
Spotted the mercy main.

>>387160780
OP is mad that he cant ever be as useful as a good mercy

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This is now a mercy appreciation thread

>>387160780

>it's my fault that at least 1 person throws or quits half way through a match
>it's physically my fault this happens
>I could have prevented this

Yeah no, that only costant is you thing is bullshit.

5v6 doesn't work in this game.

>>387161162
People quit because you're a whiny cunt

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>>387161404
shhh...no talking. just mercy

>tfw you make a video shitting on Mercy mains for fun but Mercy mains take it seriously and start trying to defend themselves in the comments section

lots of anons liked it last time I posted it.

If anyone is interested, here it is : https://youtu.be/bRJxPkhITfs

it's not monetized

>>387160596
>mercy overwhelmingly attracts women
>mercy mains are the worst people
Color me surprised.

>>387161251
Mercy bullying is a miracle of the universe.

>>387161404

>don't get into team chat
>/hidechat

what's your excuse now?

>>387161162
You are randomly assigned players around your skill level, as is the enemy team. You have 5 randos and they have 6, since its random theres an equal chance of any one rando quitting. The enemy should have throwers/quitters more often than you so long as you don't throw or quit yourself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ehx-uHWCy4

>>387161659

statistically that's how it should be.

realistically, it's not.

>>387160596
>maining mercy

mercy isn't evwn that good a healer, Lucio/Zen(sometimes even sombra) outclass her as supports in this current meta, especially with her rez being bugged

>>387161530

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>Mercy main
>Don't complain or blame team if I die
>Damage boost when team is good on health
Don't leave the team and hide for a big res
>/v/ still hates me
I'll still heal you salty fucks for all I'm worth though

What's with the mercy hate? I play mercy because I played alot of medic in TF2, and no I'm not a one of those "healslut" homosexuals.

>>387161530

>they either wait for a 5 man rez and die trying to get there, or don't rez at all

all of my fucking rage.

you sound like old AVGN

>>387161845
being a masochist is gross anon

>>387160596
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say OP is mad because a Mercy on his team didn't heal him and he thinks they lost because of it. Try dying less.

>>387161530
Stop shilling your shitty video.
If anyone is considering giving this faggot views, you can literally just read these threads and you'll get every single point that he's making regardless.

>>387161656
bullshit. You are 100% the retard who leeroy jenkins right in and then screams that he isnt being kept alive by the healer constantly then blames the rest of the team for your fuckup

>>387162005

>stop shilling your shitty video
>posted it once before
>got 80 subs from /v/ alone

I think it means people actually like it.

stop being mad your lets play channel didn't go anywhere.

>>387161530
It wasn't great, but you get points for using Mario Land music.

>>387162036

>usually the last one to die
>never complain about healers not healing because I heal myself (and my teammates, especially my support) with my biotic field

I can keep going. Go through the list, please. You're running out of straws.

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>>387161682
what is it with women and wanting to play mercy seriously

like is it the angelic design? I've met and friended a few women and ALL of them are mercy mains and only one of them plays pharah

>>387161981
I don't understand why mercy mains aren't just robots running an equation that detects lowest health amount and health damage acceleration rates, then uses this knowledge to heal each player until all plays have a full healthbar and then apply a damage buff to the play doing the highest damage while still maintaining a position where she'll die last if the team dies.

>>387162114
>If you don't like my content (that I steal from /v/ and repost in video format) You're just JEALOUS! haha!
Classic.
And I know for a fact you have posted it multiple times, this isn't the first time. You've posted it in other mercy threads and overwatch threads. You're a liar and a hack.

>>387160596
Eat shit. I'm stuck playing support 99% of the time because DPS and Hanzo faggots instalock.

>>387161530
the outro is weird what up with the cum joke.
decent but over-watch videos in general are pretty cancer

I like to masturbate to Mercy. Therefore I play Mercy. This isn't an exceptionally hard concept to understand.

>>387162316

>stealing content from /v/
I'm not Weegee.

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>>387161682
>A Mercy main asking someone else who carried them to GM.

>>387160780
You just described a Mercy player

Food for thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN3W8FCHrYw

>>387162304
Because a majority of people online are retards.

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>play best healer
>hit GM
>outheal filthy healslut constantly
>embrace the iris
Loling at you mercy mains getting carried to GM, hope you enjoy this discord

Man I love orisa so much , I'm really glad she's getting a buff

>>387162581
Is this some "100 hours of walking in new york as a woman" spoof?

>>387162581
Mercy is shit, play Lucio or Ana.

>>387160596
Less crying and more posting titty monsters.

>>387162581
yeah mercy is shit and so is whoever made tis video

>>387161737

Childhood is idolizing obvious statistical arguments over a relevant sample set. Adulthood is realizing confirmation bias makes more sense.

>>387162780
Mercy is better than Ana now

>>387161251
>tfw I always wait halfway to let the Mercy glide towards me

Feels good

>>387161815
As a Zenyatta player I agree

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>>387162613
>>387162629
oh hey there filthy omnic scum, friendly reminder that you do not have a soul and will going to the gas chamber once we take over

also regarding half-shits such as the weeb: Genji is with you while you're getting sprayed with Zyklon B so enjoy your time acting as if you're alive you scum

I don't get it. Half the overwatch threads say mercy is op because of her rez and it's not balanced, which is one of the main reasons for overwatch being a shit unbalanced game.
The other half say that Mercy is just a shit character and literally any other support is better. Who do I believe, /v/?

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>>387162581
So at 3 minutes some guy tells him to start using the pistol and then he puts a bunch of clips of him flailing his mouse in a circle missing every shot because he cant aim as if that proves the other guy wrong

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>>387162903
I love you anon.

Have a wallpaper <3

>Play Mercy
>Targeted more than anybody else on the team
>Yelled at for not rezzing one fucking person
>Get fuck all for experience since I can only get one medal
>Play in comp, go up maybe one point on a win cause of the one medal
>Still play Mercy because I like the character and I like helping my team
>Teams are consistently assholes anyways

It's a wonder people still play this game with such a shit community and reward system.

>>387161815

As a Mercy player, I agree.

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>>387160596
Healers in order of skill required

>High
Zen and Ana

>Mid
Lucio

>Low
Mercy

If you forced every one trick Mercy main to switch to anything else for an entire season, not a single one of them would make it to diamond.

>>387162217
yeah dude you're really showing me you're not the stereotypical wanker who think he's great and everything is everyone elses fault, I never could have guessed you'd deny having any fault in any loss

>>387163076
Ok so basically people bitching about mercy are in the lower ranks (bronze-plat) higher ranks think mercy is shit.

>>387163124
Learn to defend yourself, every-other support can-just like you the difference is they're goodat aiming

>>387162235
it's an easy character that still actually makes your team win because it's Healing.
also all the gameplay mechanics appeal to the female mind, especially the Wings flying to a teammate. It encourages you stay together as a big gay ball and be a part of a group, which 80% of women basically need. You can blame your teammates easily if they forget you have wings and they escape your wings range which is an added bonus.

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No the worst type of people are those two who pick hanzo and widow when playing attack on a payload map when we still need a healer

>>387163124
More like
>Play Mercy
>Walk ahead of our tanks and get blasted constantly.
>Die with rez every time just as team is wiped.
>Don't understand how medal work when giving exp.
>Still play Mercy because I can't aim or play anything that require's skill.
>Get called out for making the game a constant 5v6

>playing with randies
>not having friends
Must be suffering

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>>387160596
I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".

>>387161682
There's the twitter post where the two women continued to argue, which was absolute gold.

I admit I play a lot of Mercy, but it's mostly because (most) Mercy players are complete shit. They're out of position, many don't consider the mindset of where the enemy position is compared to yours, sight lines, flank routes, etc.

I don't play Overwatch as much as I used to since the novelty wore off, but I swear I cringe when I see shit Mercy players.

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>all this "Mercy main" horseshit means that if you have any significant amount of time on her (even if it's because she's the only reliable solo healer in the fucking game, especially in this meta) means you're the easiest target for blame if you are playing as her because "Wow Mercy why didn't you just stand in the backline and stay safe fucking stupid mercy" when our McCree is on a wild fucking flank so the enemy Reaper is free to just walk up my fucking asshole uncontested

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<- (Worst people you can see online main this guy)

I can skillfully play all healers but enjoy playing Mercy the most, only wishing that she had an E of some kind.

What does that say about me as a player?

>>387163379
I gotta admit: Having Pharah is great. Getting a bird's eye view of the team and dive bombing for heals only to fly back up is fucking fun.

>>387163257
I'm focused on healing cause I do my job. I don't go in if I'm alone and there's nobody to rez. I don't even mind the reward system so much if the community was even remotely civilized.

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>>387163465
>(even if it's because she's the only reliable solo healer in the fucking game, especially in this meta)
Holy shit thats the most wrong thing ive read

>>387163242
So people shouting DEAD GAME DEAD GAME are just low tier fotm shitters?

>>387163508
>"skillfully" plays other healers
>gravitate towards mercy
You're a faggot

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>>387163467
< --- You mean this girl

>>387160596
Is this X-teal?

>>387163626
Whenever we start losing, I switch to Ana and then we start winning.

>>387163636
>girl

>>387163465
>tripfag is bad at video games
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>387163690
Slut* fixed

>>387163683
What's your sr anon

>>387163096
nice swastika

>>387162467

>not joking about cum

>>387163613

Always and forever, no matter what the game.

post fat mercy pls

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>>387161527
>all this shota
>still no porn

>>387163508

>skillfully hold LMB and pressing Q after hiding

Nah, you aren't skilled.

thanks OP we needed another overwatch thread keep up the great work

>>387163910
>Being this degenerate

>>387163613
yea, if they're shouting Dead game.
I just kinda tell people it's a shit game but it's funny to kill everyone as bastion since most people that play it are retards.

It's funny though, overwatch actually doesn't have to be a bad game. You can change some values around to make it pretty okay. Everyone just has too much heath, not enough speed and too long of cooldowns.

>>387164007
blah blah degeneracy etc
get to posting the obese aryan nurse

>>387163834
Stopped playing a half-year ago because the buddy I played with is a retard and blew his mobo.
>>387163962
>nah
easiest way to spot faggots.

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>>387163465
>mercy
>most reliable solo healer
>but can't escape or disable a flanker and needs protecton

I think you meant say Lucio or Ana dipshit tripfag

>>387163613
S5 participation has dropped considerably. The novelty has worn off for a lot of people, plus balance has been a bit weird.

Not saying dead game, but I highly doubt Blizzard will show the numbers.

>>387162465
This. I have a lot of time on Support heroes not because I want to, but because almost everyone else immediately picks everything except Support (besides Lucio, that fucker doesn't even belong in Support; he should have his own category of "Mandatory").

Of course even if they all say "we need a healer" none of them go to fucking Ana or Mercy or Zen. The fag who instant locks 76 never uses his Healing for others. After the round-opening charge, Lucio is usually being some Jet Set Radio hit-and-run Genji-lite wannabe grinding on a cliff well out of range of anyone else ever since he became a 10m radius aura chump.

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>>387163465
>even if it's because she's the only reliable solo healer in the fucking game, especially in this meta)
rofl

>>387163604
Explain to me how Lucio and Zen are better solo healers than Mercy, or how Ana is more reliable in the current Winston and D.Va heavy meta.

>>387164151
I'll take a solo Mercy over a solo Ana or Lucio any day. And a decent Mercy could easily whip out the pistol and start leading headshots and finishing with a pistol whip and post-death teabag.

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>>387163564
>End up filling in as Mercy one game.
>Simple as fuck, just healing.
>Suddenly alone on point, team is dead, no rez, overtime.
>Whip out pistol and gun down enemy Mercy, Tracer and Sombra because I can actually aim from playing other characters.

Yer a bitch Harry.

>Play Mercy in comp
>First round ends, we lose, I've got gold healing obviously
>Other person says I should switch to someone else
>Switch to one of my other mains
>They switch to Mercy
>Go 2-3 more rounds, end up losing the match
>Still have gold in healing
>They never switched out of Mercy

Someone please explain this

>>387160895
spotted the asshole
also lucio is best support

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>>387163636
<- You mean this guy

>>387164369
retards play the game lol.
the funniest thing is when you have a mercy and you have gold healing as bastion.

>>387164369
You're better than 99% or mercy players, congrats

>>387161815
anyone have a source on that bottom mercy?

>>387164418
Spotted the lying mercy main

>>387164418
Best, but not the most difficult.

>>387160596
>Playing Overshit
there's your problem

>>387160596
It's reaply hard to play kercy when your teammates are literal retards tjat just leave you alone when there is both a reaper and tracer in the enemy team. You also have the burden of staying alive when everyone else dies, which is difficult to coordinate if no one has mics

>>387164243
If you were better at aiming yourd know zen can shred both of those characters Lucio can literally just fucking leave and not die, ana is actually bad because everyone blocks her shots why do you think no one plays mercy once they learn to aim

>>387164151
>solo heal Lucio
This only works if your team is coordinated, which if you're not fucking Grandmaster or pro, it isn't coordinated enough to work no matter how hard the Lucio tries.

>>387164553
are you implying mercy is harder anon

>>387164513
Just go on R34 and tag Mercy. It won't take you long.

>>387164282
poor grubby, i just want him to play wc3 remaster already

>>387164282
I can't get used to her pistol. The travel time on it feels so slow. The fire rate and damage are also really low.

>>387164715
you you play zen or lucio you can just stop them from dying altogether with your ulti

>tfw flirt and act really nice to mercy mains in voice chat
>tfw they pocket me the whole game
>tfw always decline the inevitable friend request

Just shut up and heal me

>>387161530

>shitting on them
>defends them at multiple points

stop shilling this shit cunt

>>387161162
>5v6 doesn't work in this game.
yes it does, git gud

>>387164454
I find it funny that Roadhog can actually compete with a Mercy for gold in healing

>>387164934
Oh wow you're so alpha can you tell me how much pussy you get when you're not playing overwatch or posting on /v/? Real jealous over here.

>>387164824
No, Ana and Zen are. Mercy is the easiest.

>>387161737
For you, but for everyone else it's fine. You ever stop to think that maybe since you, individually, seeing it an abnormal amount, you might be the abnormality?

>>387165021
I haven't had sex in over a year. I like to win in video games though.

>>387164731
Zen being able to help shred Winston and D.Va is meaningless if he's solo-healer. That 30 single target DPS isn't enough to hold a team up consistently, especially if you have anything more than a single tank.

Zen is great for dealing with those two with the right teams, absolutely. But he can't solo heal.

>>387165065
Positional awareness is a thing regardless of what you play.

>>387161045
>Mercy + Pharah
>How to get 60 kills a game

>>387165003
Maybe if you're gold it does, but if you're playing against competent people, you're gonna get raped. Mercy is a waste except for her rez.

>>387160596

Every single time I am mercy I get dove, if my team doesnt help I die.

I say in team chat "If you do not even attempt to kill the person diving I am not playing mercy."

I end up switching 2 deaths later.

Its always a tracer or a genji.

I switch to junkrat.

Thats about how my mercy playing goes unless we are winning. Mercy is hard to play with idiots.

>>387164975
>defending them at multiple points
???

>>387163380

You mean they arent hiding behind walls healing people or what?

>>387160596
How the fuck is a mercy main different from anyone else that mains anything? Maining is fucking stupid. Players not knowing how to play other characters is stupid. Why are you singling out mercy mains?

>>387163076
Mercy is a babysitter for retards. As soon as you get above Gold, she stops being useful and any other Healer is better due to being far more versatile.

>>387164243
>Lucio
Can fight while healing/buffing the entire team. Soundwave can kill multiple enemies at once on many maps with pits. Boosted healing lets him effectively heal the entire team simultaneously almost as fast as Mercy. When nobody needs healing, Speed Boost is the best fucking buff your team can and should have. Sound Barrier is a powerful active ability rather than a reactive one, good for sweeping/reinforcing a control point.

>Zenyatta
Can fight AND damage boost AND heal at the same. His damage boost is far more effective as the entire team and Zen himself can take advantage of the targeted enemy (instead of Mercy's boost only buffing one player, far less total damage output).

>Ana
Easy as fuck to aim, healing output is massive and can be done from complete safety.
Most powerful stun ability that allows a team to easily gank the sleeping enemy.
Grenade to completely nullify an opposing healer and again gank one enemy or more.
Nanoboost used to be one of the best stalemate breakers, and is still very good.

>Mercy
Can heal one person OR damage boost one person OR fire her pistol. Can not do everything at once.
Guardian Angel is completely dependent on the presence of allies in effective locations.
Revive is reactive, something you'd only do much of if your team sucked, which is why Mercy quickly becomes irrelevant as you go up in rank.

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>>387164913
>The fire rate and damage are low.
What? 20 damage a hit at 5 rounds a second. With a headshot that's a potential 200 damage a second if you can aim. Especially at close range. She can literally solo almost every dps character in a second if they are full health and you can aim.

>>387165241
There is only so much you can do as a Mercy when dove. That's why I love players on the high ground. Tether to them and watch the issue vanish for the most part.

>>387165339
Pretty much yes, or being in a position where it is difficult to protect or defend them. Positional awareness is beat into your ass when you play a lot of TF2, and a lot of it transfers over easily into Overwatch.

>>387165130
You think that don't applies to Ana and Zen as well? Hell, it affects them more since they have no mobility abilities and Mercy has a auto "fly to a meat shield" button. Mercy is easy as hell to be effective as, even Mercy mains and pros admit that.

>>387164513
I'm a bottom mercy

>>387165579
Of course it applies to Zen and Ana. Zen has no real means to protect himself if a flanker gets close, outside of a Discord orb and hoping for a few headshots.

The only reason I prefer Mercy is sometimes getting out of a bad situation is simply too difficult. Plus since divecomp is shitting on everything unless you counterdive, I've made myself scarce since S5 took off. Only got to Platinum and stopped playing.

>>387165393
>Revive is reactive, something you'd only do much of if your team sucked, which is why Mercy quickly becomes irrelevant as you go up in rank.
Giving an extra life to a tank or a guy with an ultimate is still good enough, plus Pharmercy is prevalent even in GM.

I agree that picking Mercy means losing out on other utility, but Mercy still has the best "solo healing" capability of all the healers.

>>387165813
I'm not one of the ones shitting on Mercy. They can be annoying as fuck and I've played her on occasion when the team needs it. I'm just saying that she is the easiest healer to play as her sole purpose is to keep the beam on. An effective Zen outputs damage which takes aim, Ana needs to aim to damage AND heal as well as escape.

>>387165393
All you've done is describe to me what the characters are capable of individually with no regard for the original statement.

I said whether they were capable of solo healing or not.

Zenyatta does not give out enough healing to be able to solo heal the rest of his team. No amount of great use of Discord is going to help his team survive with only Zen healing them.

Lucio can potentially work as solo heal but his entire team needs to be hyper efficient with positioning to take advantage of him.

Ana can be even better than Mercy as solo healer, but with Winston shields and D.Va matrixes everywhere, she's much less consistent right now.

I never made the argument those three were bad picks or had no good tools - just that Mercy is the most consistent solo healer right now.

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>play Mercy
>get stuck by Tracer ult
>use Revive
>immunity frames
>Tracer calls it bullshit.

Get shit on.

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>>387162235
she's attractive, kind and 'motherly'
I love playing healers, especially with a partner - she's the most 'personal' healer in the game
she has amazing skins - I would LOVE to have the Sigrun skin as an outfit/cosplay
no aim required (thus one of the first heroes I 'learned')
rezzing 4+ people feels amazing and often makes your team appreciate you/helps making friends
Mercy x Pharah is CUTE af

also ... ('heal-slutting')

if you think about it, it's pretty likely Blizzard realized at some point she would be the hero most appealing to women and 'polished' her in that way

"you're welcome" <3

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Can you guys post more sexy over watch pics thanks

>>387164151
>lucio a reliable solo healer
I didnt know this level of retardation was possible. Even though I hate mercy I still agree that she is the most reliable solo healer. A good ana works too but if they are shit I prefer mercy because literally anyone can play her well

>Playing Overwatch
>Playing Overwatch enough to get a respectable rank

What the fuck is wrong with you? Play a real moba or a real FPS, not this shit.

>>387166368
please be a cute boy

>>387167642
>Moba
lol

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>>387160596
>play Ranked exclusively
>only pick Mercy
>come to my teammates when they ask for a heal
>circle them and do nothing
>we both get shot down
>all the salty crybaby tears over the mic
>2 months in and still haven't gotten banned

I just put on some white stockings and matching purple love pink bra and panties. I even pad the bra so I have boobs.

I don't main mercy but I play her sometimes if the team needs support

I haven't played Overwatch in almost a year. Is Ana still a decent support/healer? Or is she useless after her ult nerf?

>>387167693
Well the gender is correct but I doubt he's all that cute

>>387163379
>>387163530
Ships based on gameplay are great, like all the heavy/medic gay shit

>>387168149
Ya. The only problem with Ana is that the meta revolves around Winston, Tracer and Genji. Good luck sleep darting all of those when they inevitably come to you and rape you.
Unless you're Ryujehong.

>>387168064
Because you've tanked your mmr rank so low that you are playing with people with downs syndrome who physically can't report. also you don't actually do this and no one cares about your epin troles

I want to impregnate Angela Ziegler

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>tfw sometimes forced to Mercy because fags instalock shit

Playing Mercy is the worse fucking experience in the game when you're with a horrible team. I can't see how people loving maining this bitch when all you do is get flak for the slightest mistake you do

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unf

>>387160596
>Call mercy out on missing multiple people during a rez and the two people she did rez got slaughtered thus feeding more ults
>Call her out for healing when she should be damage boosting or not switching to her pistol when no team mate is around
>WHOA I'M MERCY YOU CAN'T CALL ME OUT FOR MAKING MISTAKES
Why do mercy players and healers in general think they are immune to criticism of any kind?

>>387170492
Because healers feel that just by existing they are important and valuable

>>387170492
Look at websites for normie memes on games that feature support classes and you will see a fuckton of posts like "I AM SUPPORT SO YOU SHOULD SUCK MY DICK".

Mained and waifu'd Janna to Diamond 2 in Season 3 of this one certain shitty game and I hated those posers. And myself whenever we lost a lane.

>>387170492
Because you are insta locking genji you fucking piece of shit

>>387170492
All healers are mentally ill faggots.

>>387160596
I've never played Overwatch but I want that ass on my lap.

>>387160596
the most brain dead players ever.

>>387161530
>spam your pistol at the choke

Wow, now she's feeding the enemy supports ult, too.

>hearthstone with guns
I don't fucking understand how they were able to take the TF2 medic and make it even less interesting to play

>>387162508
WeegeeTheThief

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>>387166610
I remember jerking off to this scene in the Digimon movie 16+ years ago. How time flies.

>>387171006
I want to finish inside of her without protection until she's pregnant then take total responsibility by marrying her.

>>387161361
Thats a horrible FE Fates edit

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>>387171429

>>387171427
I remember getting hard as a kid when they reversed in age. Huge why boner.

>>387171284
>TF2 Medic
>uninteresting
>surviving all the attempts by the enemy to kill you
>that feel when you pocket a competent Heavy or Soldier and you work as a team and he protects you and you uber and murder entire Engie nests and entrenchments
>you hold the most game-changing ability in the game in your hands
>surviving your hardest and having to figure out when you should bail and when you should push
>looking out for snipers
>scoring Ubersaw hits
>thinking up whether Uber or Kritz is more important
>killing newbie W+M1 PYros by just backtracking and spamming Syringe Gun

Mercy is also pretty fun, because you also get to fly and get more mobility while watching out for Widowmakers, Genjis and other bullshit. Maybe not the exact same brand of fun, but still.

>>387161845
>Don't leave the team and hide for a big res

Thats why ur bad

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mercy gives me a funny feeling in my chest

there are probably many things wrong with me

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Objectively the truth

>>387167642
Kys

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>>387171809
You're probably very sick. Seek help.

>>387170492
>Call mercy out on missing multiple people during a rez

Stop dying outside the range of the ult fuk

Daily reminder that Mercy is hands down the most normie tier overwatch waifu and also she's the second oldest woman in the game.

>>387160596
Once you understand that almost every mercy mains are girls, your anger disappears. Turns out, they're just being girls.

>>387172284
Nanomachines, son.

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Don't mind me, I'll just leave this here

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>>387172481
Orisa is objectively the best girl in the game

>youngest of all the females
>virgin
>thick as hell
>cute and innocent

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>>387172517
please give me the artist and tell me there's more

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>>387172181
I don't know if I want to fuck mercy or be mercy

I just let my dick take the wheel

>>387172587
Forgot to add:

>literally worst omnic design in the game, leagues behind Zenyatta and his cool monk bros and even fucking shapeshifting Bastion

>healing kings row defense
>no one wants to play a hero that can actually hold a point
>everyone hiding out in their own sniper nests except for an eventual Mei
>manage to go to overtime
>I'm a second too late for a rez
>suddenly the loss is entirely my fault
Nah, you're probably shit, OP

>>387172708
I may be wrong but I think that's an edit.

>>387172751
Worst omnic design is still miles ahead of "old used up slut nurse"

>>387170492
literally play maldamba and never get anyone be toxic

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>>387172708
Its on sadpanda, not that hard to find

>>387172851
nah didnt edit anything

>>387172708
[Ringo Koubou] OVERSHOOT (Overwatch)
Half Mei and Junkrat, half Ana/Mercy and random shota

>>387172896
>nurse

That's Head of Surgery Ziegler to you, robo loving scum.

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>>387173005
Thank you

>>387172754
A person you've probably never played with is saying that some healers take criticism too harshly or can't deal with it at all. Your response instead of disputing the claim is to literally prove he is correct by saying he is just a shit player while admitting you are made because you play healer.

>>387172587
paladins cant use a minotaur because of this faggot
even though it fits the theme
fcck you overcucks you ruin everything

>people still think Orisa is part horse
It's a buffalo
The things on her head are horns not hair

>>387173135
The fuck does a minotaur have in common with Orisa?

>>387172896
Ur a fag lol

>>387173101
I want to give Pharah siblings then give Ana grandchildren

Mercy is okay, but even as a healer main, I can't understand how people can only play her.

>>387160596
>chromatic aberration

>>387160596
>there's still no doomfistxMercy porn out there

Shit is making me mad .

>>387174626
>no BBC impregnating slutty Aryan doctor
Agreed

>>387174494
jesus christ you autists are good at spotting that

>>387160596
I don't play this game I just want to see sexy pictures of the angel lady

>>387174975
Seriously. That swiss little white pussy NEEDS to be torn up by that big black African cock. Tons of people want this to happen.

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>>387165561
this man is right

my long time as engineer in tf2 has made me a dangerous bastion, making the enemy expose themselves in the open to try and engage me is amazing

demoman sticky jumr translates well to junkrat, and demo knighting with zatoichi trained me for doomfist.

really, tf2 makes can teach someone alot about skirmish tactics and positioning.


>derrado comp, offensive
>go df
>other off is reaper
>we both head around the far right path from spawn
>tell reaper to hit the top balcony, while i go bottom
>a few seconds later, i have 2 kills, he has 3
>all according to keikaku

>>387168486
Pharah and Mercy were quite literally the first ever ship in Overwatch because they were based around one another.

>>387175102
It's pretty easy to spot when your eyeballs start bleeding.

>>387175187
All of the Overwatch girls need it though, to be fair

why is /v/ so shit during american daytime hours

>>387175952
Just like you need a noose around your neck.

>>387162613
>outheal filthy healslut constantly
in our dreams

>>387175963
Because eurocucks are just getting home from their wageslave jobs

>>387176023
He's right though, just image a thick black cock stretching those pussies nice and wide.

>>387176145
fuck off cuckposter, go back to /b/

>>387175475
also it makes a good pun

>>387176145
If we're gonna delve into the realm of imagination, I'd rather use my dick

Mercy is a class to learn the game with, but a good team doesn't need a passive heal bot. Maintenance with a Lucio, Ana, or Zen is fine.

>>387170350
I wanna kiss Mercys feet!

>>387161530
Hey, just want to let you know that I subscribed and that you need a better intro.

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>>387174626
>>387174975
>>387175187

Stop samefagging, you turbo autist of a cuck.

>>387175187
>Tons of people want this to happen.
literally just you

>>387176203
Anon... its hot as fuck and modern women love it. Just admit it, you know deep down its true
>>387177669
/h/ most popular board is interratical it's gone through the roof in popularity this past year, go ask them and they will answer the same thing. MercyxDoomfist is a MUST.

>>387161530
>those comments

Further proves the need to remove Mercy from the game entirely.

Not for the fact that she is not useful, but simply to get 13 year old girls who were boosted into GM by their pedophile e-sugardaddies.

>>387177860
While we're at it, why not go ask a bunch of zoophiles if they think she should get fucked by a horse?

Mercy mains are subhuman trash

I honestly wish Americans get nuked. You fucking nigger obsessed cucks ruin literally every form of media you contaminate.

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>>387177860
>/h/ is more degenerate than /d/

>>387160596
Yeah that's the healer god complex at work.

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>>387178553

>tfw you know North Korea doesn't have long range missiles or nukes but you fucking WISH they did

You gotta love salty Europeans

>>387177860
fuck off cuckposter

Is there any actual positive to Overwatch? As far as I can tell it's just a horrible experience as a game, and is doing its best to ruin FPS.

I want to whitewash Sombra's gene pool

>>387177860
/h/omie here it actually is not

We've just recently finally managed to get rid of futaposters, and unfortunately NTRshits have taken their place

Interracial is forced as fuck, it's the same dozen anons in every thread and it has a long way to go before it has the same level of popularity that the rape or vanilla threads have

>>387179071
What in the actual fuck is this post

How on earth do you come to that conclusion

>>387171427
Sadly they didnt add a butt crack.

>>387160596
couldn't be worse than Soldier Mains in TF2

>>387161530
You can take out the intro of your channel its not necessary.

>people responding to some cuck baiter

Just merge /v/ and /b/ already.

>>387173290
oops nigga i meant centaur

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>>387179368
>forced as fuck

I love interracial

As long as its me impregnating a brown girl and ruining her lineage

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>there are people who still play overwatch
if you put more than around 200-300 hours in, you're a legit autismo. the fact that it's a team game but everyone trying to measure epeens does so with individual rankings should tell you something about 'hardcore' overwatch players