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>H-hey guys do you remember Saints Row?!? This game is a

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>H-hey guys do you remember Saints Row?!?

This game is a fucking joke

https://youtu.be/uYpmEyJ970Q
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>>387146271
Can't wait for it to be bargain bin in a year
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>>387148181
>Can't wait for it to be bargain bin in two months
fixed
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>>387148181
in a month*
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day one buy
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That game looks really soulless.
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Just waiting on porn of the roller slut.
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>>387148657
shiet more like day one die
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>>387148856
>that art
>those designs
>no blonde
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>>387148856
>Not even a single actual cute waifu

This game doesn't get anything right does it?
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>>387149106
>He masturbates to video game characters.
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>>387148657
Fuck every single day one buyer
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I thought this was rated T just by the shitty art direction. Why didn't they just do another Saint's Row?
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A-at least there's Gat
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>>387149242
Where do you think you are?
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>>387149349
>Why didn't they just do another Saint's Row?
This is a Saint's Row like open world adventure.
Except you have to switch player character to switch weapons.
And you can't customize characters to the extent of any Saint's Row game.
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>>387149242
Go back to facebook normie.
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>>387148856
>that absolutely soulless and generic character design
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>>387149358
He's a fucking pre-order bonus
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>>387148856
I only like the japanese guy because im a weeb.
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What is the point of games like these?

>shit artstyle
>shitty "over the top" characters and humor
>gameplay is bland

I can imagine just the loser piece of shit who enjoys this but it's not worth to invest money just for those people.
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>>387149746
>Pierce Washington is in by default
>Gat is DLC/pre-order
What in the fuck
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>>387150015
They wanted to grab the Saint's Row 3, 4, Gat out of Hell audience.
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>>387149746
He's timed DLC, anon.
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>>387146271
well at least they didn't slap on saints row on it thank god
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>>387148181
>Can't wait for it to be bargain bin in a year
Try in like 3 weeks.

I can't see this selling more than 100k in its first month.

>>387150015
You forgot a few:
>No multiplayer of any kind, not even co-op.
>Loot-based procedurally generated "dungeons"
>"muh diversity"
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>>387150026
Because they know Gat will sell more than Pierce
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>>387150121

Those game could sell some because of the name Saint's Row, it's a recognized title. But making a copy of it with small marketing and this non stylish "styled" shit disgusting Saints row-Crackdown fell is just plain stupid. Well it's their problem.
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I miss Saints Row 2
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>>387150446
>interest by region
>literally none one wants AoM

Holy fucking kek. All they had to do was make another Saints game without powers and people would have ate it up.

>>387150638
The worst part about Saints 2 is you can't play it. You either have to deal with the console version which has a weird feedback bug thanks to AA and sharpening that results in a terrible image, or a broken as fuck PC version that dosn't work even with mods and tweaks.
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>I-It's soulless!

>Goes on to play anime titty girl game 874326384

i kind of agree that this looks meh but lmao at the hypocrisy
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>>387150974
>implying this isn't a souless "western anime" game like OW
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>>387151041
>"western anime"
what the fuck
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>>387150638
Anyone with half a brain does
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>>387150835
What they should have done is a Saints Reboot where its back to the hood, or if they really wanted to be different, takes place in small town America.
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dumb overwatch clone 0-10 will never even look at
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I like the premise but the writing is for kids. This would have been a lot more fun with actually evil grownup villains instead of braindead ones for a kids game.
There's also not enough destruction possible. From a title like this I'd image being able to raze half the city. I've not watched a lot of gameplay but from what I've seen there's a loading screen or cutscene every few seconds in some areas and that annoys the fuck out of me. The UI looks also awful and there are redundant UI elements and NPCs one can talk to get the same screen. It's quite the mess.
Then there's the obvious pre-order-character-faggotry that makes me stay away. I'll pick this up once it's on sale with all DLC for 10-15$ or so.
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>>387151153
>overwatch clone
more like a shittier Saints Row 3, 4
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>>387150835
Works on my machine :^)
I'm genuinely surprised my Win10 rig could properly run it
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>>387148181

>Next year

More like next week.
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Funniest thing is that the game comes out tomorrow (already out in some places) and nobody cares
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>>387146271
Why you keep starting threads about this game everyday OP? Who are you? Are you a dev of this game and trying to use reverse psychology or something.
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>no co-op
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>>387146271
Wow! That looks BADASS™!!!
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>>387146271
>one of the many of the Gat out of Hell endings
>I wish they reboot Saints Row where the Saints are cops. None of the super powers. Kind of like a more zanier True Crime/Sleeping Dogs
>monkey's paw
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>>387151093
I was actually talking to my friend about that scene the other day. No other game has managed to bother me as much as SR2 did with that.

Weird how you can also spray buildings with sewage after doing that.
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>>387151106
In a previous thread I mentioned that they seem to want to go with the GOoH ending so instead of this fucking single player Overwatch shit they could have done Saints 5 but with a cop perspective:

>Boss is now Chief and runs all the cops in -insert new city here-
>instead of building a gang up you start with a small group of cops and end up with a police state
>no hideouts instead you build up stations and prisons
>side missions are altered so Mayhem is about disrupting gang controlled territory in the name of the law

Shit like that.

>>387151393
Saints Row 2 is the very definition of "works on my machine" though.
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>>387151648
The fun from the game came from it not being so fucking in your face about it like 3 and 4 were. They're straight up Reddit/Rick and Morty tier.
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>>387146271
is this gat, shaundi and pierce?
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>>387146271
No Boss, no buy.
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>>387151743
No but Gat is available as pre-order DLC character. He's a cop and his ultimate ability is gunning everyone down.
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>>387151771
>he want the limp-dicked "Boss"
Playing as a total fucking dickwad in SR2 was really refreshing
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>>387151743
the only Saints Row characters are Gat, Kingpin = Pierce and Yeti = Oleg. The one on the right is Hardtack (?)
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>Incorporates 3rd-party DRM: Denuvo Anti-tamper

Well, that's enough for me to not even consider it.
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>>387146271
>hey what if we made saints row!

>but instead of making fun of the game industry like we used to, we made our game more politically correct and LGBTQW friendly!

Yikes, this trash will be in the humble bundle in under a year

Battleborn 2.0
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Doesn't this take place in the SR universe? Or it's a show in it or something right?
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>>387152727
Takes place after Gat out Of Hell where God resets everything under the condition that the Saints were never a thing. So instead they all became cops.
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>>387146271
>They feel the need to name-drop Saints Row 1 through Gat Out of Hell
>Looks like Saints Row
>It's not ;)
>No gameplay in your "Launch" trailer
Good job. I'll pick ti up for $10 later.
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>>387149506
What the fuck? That's basically removing everything that made saints row good.
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>>387146271
Thanks for the free marketing OP
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>NO FUCKING CO-OP
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP IGNORING THIS
I SEE FAGGOTS ON STEAM TRYING TO JUSTIFY IT
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>>387153102
No problem. Thanks for bankrupting yourselves
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>>387152385
haha pussy pirate fagboy madmad ths game will literalley be unpirateable
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>>387151093
Every emotional cutscene in that game was ruined by the fact that my character was a fat, balding, mustached man with a top hat.
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>>387153310
>Check Steam tags
>Single-player
>Steam Achievements
>Steam Trading Cards
>Captions available
>Steam Cloud
Holy shit, it's fucking nothing.
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Playing SR2 for the first time here.

This bitch is a QT
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>>387153392
Yeah but that was the beauty of it
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Game looks fun desu.

I started out skeptical but its pretty much turning out to be what Crackdown 3 wont be anymore.
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>>387153721
>voiced by Eliza aka Faith from Buffy

My dick couldn't have been harder it's a shame they completely ruined her in SR3.
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I will probably pick it up during the holidays when it is 20 burgers and play it on mute.
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>>387153721
Keep your hot dog away from that hallway.
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>>387146271
>From the creators of the Saints Row series comes Not Saints Row V

fuck this shit
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>>387154103
Why?

Pic related is how my character looks btw. Can I make my gangmember homies style options look like this wearing suits later on in the game?
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>>387152578

>sjw boogeyman

Tell me where you see it, without mentioning female characters
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>>387154253
Well it kind of is Saints Row V. It's the new timeline that was created at the end of Gat Out of Hell.
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>>387154442
I think the Bodyguard style gives you a combination of suits and spec ops guys.
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>>387153521
Wew
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I liked the gangs in the first Saints Row better.
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>denuvo
how retarded are these people?
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>>387154573
Why would someone pirate a bargain bin game?
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>>387154461
Still not Saints Row V. You can't create your own character and you're forced with that crap 3 character swap mechanic.
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>>387154457
FEMINISM IS AWESOME
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>>387154457
>sjw boogeyman
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>>387154457
if you can't tell by this picture then you are retarded
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:^)
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>>387153721
I want to play that game but my god the pc port is terrible
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>>387154457

they even removed the character creator so you'll be forced to play as their strong feminist womyn of color
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>>387154889
"An idiot and his money are easily parted"
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>>387153392
That's what made it great, it was completely optional to make your character a freak.
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>>387146271
is this another hero shooter?
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>>387153721
>White girls with dreads
Disgusting but it really pumps blood into my penis
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>>387146271
Well the Song is pretty much ass cancer but the game looks dope as fuck...I'm in. Also this looks way better than all the footage from Crackdown 2.5.

But don't mind me just bitch along.
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>>387155208
yes but the twist is it's single player only
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It's sad to see what the series has become. SR2 was perfect, a great mix between seriousness and goofiness but the faggots at volition took the "GTA clone" criticism to heart and ironically became a clone of another game. The thing is that they could've been a decent competitor consider the fact that GTA has been falling in quality but ended up fucking it up. Now this shit comes out and the same retarded audience that liked SR3, SR4, GOOH will eat this shit up. I hope it fucking fails volition can suck a dick
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Why does the PC port of SR2 look like they took away all the lighting effects?
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>>387154832

>6 male agents
>6 female ones
>white and black/colored

not convinced
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>>387151093
That game actually made you feel like a ruthless psychopath.
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>>387152015
Sociopath boss is best boss
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>>387146271
I thought it was another multiplayer shooter game, but I looked on steam and saw it was singleplayer, slightly more interested.
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>>387151771
You can pretend one of the Agents is the new timeline version of the Boss.
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>>387154938
Get the GOG version and install the Gentlemen of the Row mod pack.
That usually gets it to work but yeah, SR2 is probably one of the weirdest PC ports ever. On some machines it runs flawlessly while others can't even open it.
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I really don't know why people are hating on this game it looks fun. I'm looking forward to this and Absolver. After Hellblade August has a bunch of good stuff.
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>>387146271
WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THESE TERRIBLE MARKETING DEPARTMENTS?!

Seriously, this is terrible
That Lawbreakers AF one was stupid as hell.
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>>387155890
>I really don't know why people are hating on this game
That is what happens when you don't read the thread before posting.
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>>387155991

To be fair to Lawbreakers, at least that game had SOME marketing. Deep Silver literally just sent this game out there and hoped for the best.
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>>387153721
stoner slut Shaundi was best Shaundi.

Was anyone else really hoping that with Gat outta Hell they might have decided to just retcon 3 and 4 and continue with something more like SR2?
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>>387154832
the designs are perfectly in line with the garbage we've received in SR 3 & 4. Don't be so hyperbolic.

Volition games were never overly violent or sexual (other than lol Dildos and lol BDSM ) and have always featured a multi-ethnic cast.
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>>387156174
Go full Grand Theft Auto and cant count properly?
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>>387149106
wrong.
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>>387146271
Is this some master plan to dumpster Volition or some shit? This looks pretty lackluster and they barely talked about it.
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>>387146271
so you don't get to make a character and instead play as a bunch of boring designed lame lolrandumb characters? Pass.
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>>387146271
I saw gameplay of this game and it actually looked fun but this makes the game look like a boring slog of dead memes
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>>387149349
Because no one is even sure what makes Saint's Row Saint's Row anymore.
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>>387156345
Nah. Shaundi is much better.
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>>387156345
>sassy latino feminist womyn who don't need no man

>waifu

Not even close, nobody wants to listen to an obnoxious cunt, not in real life and certainly not when you're paying 60$
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**FUCK SJW SCUMBAGS!!! R.I.P. Volition**
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>>387155221
SR2 Shaundi is the only real Shaundi

>tfw no loa dust smoking waifu to go to strip clubs with
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>>387156065
Yeah, casuals are mad at a game for no real reason.
And the world fucking turns, lol.
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>NO
>FUCKING
>CO-OP
WHAT
WERE
THEY
THINKING!?!?!?!?
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>>387148181
I can't wait for /v/ to talk about "not bad" it is just like 3, 4, and GOoH
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>>387154832
the Oni Mask Yakuza guy is the only character there that moderately interests me. everything else is boring tryhard garbage.
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>>387156786
Yeah, that's the biggest thing, there's plenty of characters to choose from, yet they go and make it single player.
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How is this different from Saints Row?
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>>387148982
Fuck off /pol/, white people will cease to exist.
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>>387156980
Yeah, white people have been around for thousands of years and they will just disappear over night...

Thinking maybe you are the /pol/fag here.
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>>387156189
lol you never played 3 & 4. You're being very transparent.
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>>387154573
>It's another Redditor gets mad at nothing episode
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>>387148982
You can make one of the female characters blonde
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>>387146271
>saints row but you cant kill people just robots
>also the character desigh is bland as fuck
>no co-op
day one ridicule threads
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>>387156786

No co-op, seriously? That's one of the things that made Saints Row games so much more enjoyable. Just started playing through Saints Row IV recently with a friend and I'm having a blast, in part due to how the coop doesn't make things complicated, when another person collects a collectible in coop you get it as well, don't have to worry about missing collectibles or areas that your partner got.
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>>387156154
remember, deep silver made that infamous mighty no9 launch trailer
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>>387157805
Apparently the multiplayer is just in game challenges with certain characters and competing with friends over the score you get from them or something.

Completely dropped the ball on this one.
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>>387156189
>Volition games were never overly violent or sexual
Of course not.
Who could forget the tastefully done bondage rickshaw chase scene?
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>>387148856

>Roller Derby Betty Page

nah
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>>387154832
>tfw oleg is alive and you can play as him
best
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>>387159102
>(other than lol Dildos and lol BDSM )
Are you retarded?
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>>387150446
>"muh diversity"
Saints Row had a black main villain, an Asian was arguable the best character of the series, your best friends in 2 were a black guy and a rasta white chick. You yourself, could be any combination of male, female, black, white, anything in between. Most gang leaders were not white, etc.

I have news for you people scared of the SJW boogeyman...he doesnt exist. Saints was always a pretty culturally diverse game. It just took you getting a little older to realize you were racist and invented a SJW movement to make yourselves feel better about that fact. You arent a xenophobic racist! Its just those dang SJWs keep making everything all diverse and open and free!

You "people" are one step away from goosestepping and blaming the Jews for everything.
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>>387146271
I still have no idea what kind of game is it.

I kinda want it just for Gat but only at bargain bin price.
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> Make an SJW game for the SJW market.
> Nobody buys it.

Really makes you think.
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>>387156789
>Gat out of Hell
>not bad
Lol 3 and 4 were lame too. The only game that disappointed me more than SR3 was AC3.
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>>387159491
>he doesnt exist
I agree people are overly paranoid about SJWs, but saying they're made up is even more retarded, to the point where I'm about 85% sure this is bait, but have a (You) anyway.
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>>387159440
While I wish that was the case, people will usually ignore evidence that clearly proves them wrong. And cherry pick info to suit their argument.

See I just let the facts out and watch them crumble, then chastise them when they try to backpeddle. People are so weak I dont know why you arent classified as insects based on that alone.

I posted something on /v/ that was such a truth bomb nobody even posted in it. Nobody liked having to face the facts that you are all a bunch of 5 game a year buying peasants who actually think your opinion matters. It doesnt. You people have a single console or a computer and think you are hot shit. Well you guys are shit all right, though it seems really cold from where I am sitting.

I have everything. Beast mode computer, Oculus and Rift, every single console, and I get every game I want day one and am basically never dissatisfied because I am not some dumbass casuals like you, and actually research a game before buying it.

I just hate you casuals, sitting here, among friends (See:Other Casuals), farting and talking about how good it smells. You people are no different from the fags over on /pol/ who think because they watch Fox News or CNN they are informed.
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>>387159884
I agree with this. The mere fact that the devs presented this game on stream and spent a majority of the time talking about how diverse the game is as though the Saint's Row series hasn't been diverse since the fucking start. We fucking get it, it's diverse and lighthearted with the cussing and middle fingers, we want to know how the actual game fucking is. It doesn't help that they also played the game badly.
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>never liked Gat or stoner Shaundi
>liked 2 but liked 3 much more
>/v/ tells you to go back to plebbit because you can't have opinions but can have shit taste
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>>387159884
There is no social justice movement. Just because it isnt socially acceptable anymore to call black guys niggers and you cant make your dead baby jokes doesnt mean there is some secret cabal out to get you.

This is like the illuminati, you people think there is a group of people who just "control the world" and no, it really is a bunch of dumbfucks no smarter than you doing everything to not let you in on the fact that you are probably as qualified to make those "tough decisions" as they are.

And I know you dont know me, but I am the most genuine article there is. I post to get my voice out, I dont give a shit if you respond as long as you read it.
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>>387160416
3 isn't even a real game. Theres like 2 cutscenes and everything else is radio chatter. The world is so dead.

They didn't even have a fucking day/night or weather cycle.
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>>387160416
All of /v/ has shit taste. What do you expect from a bunch of casuals?
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>>387146271
i bought it today for 50€, have to wait end of work to play. Looks good. Better than battleborn, at least.
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>>387160621
>paying 50€ for a game that's merely better than Battleborn
Yikes. You must be starved for games.
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>>387160713
Oddly enough, no, i just got dragon quest 11, megaman legacy collection 2 and dj max respect in the mail today.
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>>387160416
/v/ has terrible taste.

SR3&4 are some of the most fun I had in years and much better tan either 1 or 2 by miles, so I'm gonna give this one a shot when it can be pirated.

That being said, Gat out of hell is mediocre, there is not saving that one, but at least is kinda short so you don't have to suffer through it for too long.
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>>387160956
Well I at least hope you get your money's worth and not regret your purchase like me paying full price for fucking SR3.
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>>387149106
Objectively wrong.
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Your bait is too low quality to even have a reference to your post
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oh boy, another battleborn
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Waiting for reviews honestly.
It looks like it has potential, but it also looks like it could be trash. We know they're working on an actual saints row game and this was just a side project for them so we'll see which is A team and which is B team.
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>>387154889
> PS4 version
poorfag can't afford a superior PC version?
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AHAHAHA enjoy your total sales of 30k copies
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>>387156789
>I can't wait for /v/ to talk about "not bad" it is just like 3, 4, and GOoH

Wut? Everyone shits on them especially 3 when compare to 2.
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Is there any way to make Saints Row 2 not suck on PC?
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>>387161782

Gentlemen of the Row. That's about it I think.
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>>387161782
Gentlemen of the Row mod.
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>>387161782
Gentlemen of tha row makes it perfectly fine but it adds lots of shitty clothing for some reason you cant opt out of it.
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>>387161782
No. And this shit "Gentlemen of the Row" wont help you at all.
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>>387150446
>muh diversity
Hello, /pol/.
>>>/pol/
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>>387161825
>>387161914
>>387161920
Game still chugs along at 10 fps in certain parts of the city and everything generally looks much worse (except for resolution) then I remember it looking on the Xbox 360 even with GotR for me.
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>>387152727
They're doing a split timeline thing.
Gat reset the timeline, so this is one of those timelines that changed.
Saints Row (either 5 or reboot) will be the other timeline.
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>>387156612

>being this triggered by a nonwhite woman

Damn, cuck, and you're not the snowflake here?
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>>387161105
If i don't like it i still can trade it for 45€, so it will just be 5€ lost
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>>387154948
They removed it because this isn't SR5 and SR5 is a separate game in development.
Why is this such a hard thing to grasp?
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>>387149506
>And you can't customize characters to the extent of any Saint's Row game.
Customization was one of the best things in Saints Row, so why is it that every game in the series nerfs this feature more and more?
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>>387162174
>SR5

ffs, just reboot the fucking franchise already
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>>387151093
>SR will never go back to that formula.
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>>387146271
>individually mentions each saints row game
>no mention of Red Faction Guerilla
Scum bags.
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>>387162143
>calling out anti white sjws
>cuck
Good Lord, you faggots are truly autistic
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>>387162296
Nigger I don't know if it's going to be called Saints Row, Saints Row (title), or Saints Row 5.
I'm just stating the obvious. They've had a team on Saints Row 5 for a while and this is separate. This is so they can actually make other games instead of being forced into a one game studio.
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>>387151093
>When you shove the daughter of that gang's leader into the back of a car and plant it so he runs over it in a monster truck
>MC just throws him the keys and tells him to get fucked
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>>387148181
This but for real. It might be fun for like $20 in a couple months.
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>>387156980
>>>/pol/
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>>387162332
I loved RF:G but after Red Faction: Armageddon, it's safe to say that series is dead.
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>>387151093
This is easily one of my favorite cutscenes in gaming. The way Gat very calmly keeps giving this one guy a chance to fight back, something Aisha didn't have, is fucking terrific. This one scene and Carlos' are amazingly well done, specially because they're practically the exact opposite of the game, they're quiet and slow.
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>>387162491
That was Maero's gf, not daughter. But yeah, that entire story arc was pretty fucking dark. 2 gang bosses going at it with each other and it's just the people around them who pay the price.
>burning the piercing dude's hand with the pyrotechnics
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Everyone should try playing through the Saints Row series as Cockney DOUK. From the hood, to the Presidency, to saving the Universe form aliens. It's a great progression.
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>1.4k views on launch trailer
Fuck. I had hopes for this game but those expectations kept dropping more and more
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>>387164165
I'm picking it up, but only because I hope it'l tie into Saints Row more than they're letting on.
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>>387164313
I might pick it up tomorrow. I hate to say that I rely on reviews but in all honesty my assistantship doesn't pay enough for me to blindly buy games. It was either this, PoE on ps4, or buying a copy of Divinity on ps4 this month and the critical opinions of this will influence me a lot more than they probably should.
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>>387164313
...so you are picking it up to find out something you could just by waiting one week from release?

Yeah, Ill take weak-ass excuses to get a game for 100 Alex.
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>>387164543
Not even a week. Within one or two days, I'm sure everything there is to know about the game will be online.
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>>387164543
This. If you like the gameplay and shit, just grab it. Saying you're willing to pay full price for a game simply because you hope it has more tie ins to previous games than what they've shown in the trailers just sounds stupid as fuck. It wouldn't even take long for any easter eggs or tie ins to appear on youtube.
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>>387164543
>>387164953
Why so autistically butthurt?
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Where's the reviews?
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>>387146271
Wanna make money, you guys are already retarded, fans would love this. Gritty buddy cop game set in Stillwater AND steelport buck back in the 70s or 80s. Lots of crude humor but still grittier like 2 was, and call it saints row 2 2 or saints row:Beat Buddies or some asinine shit who cares.

Make it play like saints row 2 with tons of Lethal Weapon elements. Maybe have Julius as a teenager occasionally pop up and help the police because he hates gangs so much
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>>387166043
Just saying that grabbing a game for full price in the hopes that it has some tie ins to a previous game by the same devs is stupid as fuck. What's gonna happen if it doesn't have the tie ins you're hoping for? Buyer's remorse? That's silly as fuck anon, just say you want it for the gameplay.
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>>387166136
Not till tomorrow.
Well, some sites say they'll publish at midnight but who knows.
Doesn't inspire confidence, and I still have a little bit of hope left for it to do well with reviews.
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>>387166343
This guy nailed it. You dont need a fucking excuse to play a game. The fact that that guy thinks he does is fucking sad.
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>>387166043
This is the post of someone who has lost...and lost hard.
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Looks like a normal video game without a lot of preaching, which is kinda rare these days. Not sure about those assets though, getting too much of a saints row vibe. If I get a ps4 someday I might pick this up.
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>>387153038
plus, no coop
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>>387162479
>They've had a team on Saints Row 5 for a while and this is separate. This is so they can actually make other games instead of being forced into a one game studio.

Interesting. So you'd say Agents of Mayhem is just a smaller side-project? How much time/resources would you guess they've put into it, if they also have a team on SR5?
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>>387146271
Why didn't they just fucking make another Saint's Row? Honestly.
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>>387149242
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>>387149506
and no multiplayer, which is was an entire reason why we with my bud enjoyed saints
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>Remove character creator
>instead choose between a whole bunch of heroes you can slightly customise
>oh btw no coop to mix up characters with you just press a button to switch LOL
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Volition has been shit since SR3 honestly.
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>>387149242
fuck off
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>>387169571
Seriously. Everyone is doing open world survival shit these days so a gangster boss game would have been great.
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>>387146271
I'm not playing another game from this company until 1. They bring good character customization back.
2. They choose one superpowers or gangsters.
and 3. They add a mission mode so I don't have to replay the game every time I feel like doing a certain mission
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>okay we want several million dollars to make a game, it's like battleborn but singleplayer
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>post yfw they release Saints Row 3 that's unlike Saints Row The Third it continues down a more serious path
>yfw they manage to keep a series afloat by having two separate timelines for it
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>>387172735
Will never happen. I'd like them to do the Resident Evil thing but the devs are just far too gone now. Not to mention pretty much everyone who worked on Saints 2 left years ago.
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I've never really played a Saints Row game before, but my friend gifted me 4. I started playing it and realized I should probably be playing the first three. How does 4 compare to the others, and have the first three aged well?
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>>387173285
The first two games are about a 7 or 8 on the wacky scale and is mostly about gangbangers.
3 and 4 ramped it up to a million.
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>>387173285
Saints Rows 3 and 4 are pretty similar. 4's the only one with superpowers but 3 is really wacky.
1 and 2 are also similar, but they're more like a wackier GTA.
SR4 makes reference to the first 3 games a lot, but they're all really different from each other in terms of story and gameplay, and the story's pretty inconsequential regardless so you don't really have to play any of the others. Just enjoy 4.
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>>387173285
>Saints 1
All gangs all the time, think San Andreas lite but you're playing as a mute fuck. Enjoyable but the side missions are pretty tedious and the rewards mostly aren't worth the effort.
>Saints 2
Pinnacle of the series that achieved a perfect balance between silly and serious with some moments that really stick with you. Main missions are good, side missions are good, customization is excellent, raido is perfect, it's just fucking fantastic.
>Saints 3
Start of the decline. I don't hate it like some do but it's pretty inferior to Saints 2 with a worse city, overdose on silly shit, and just overall cheaper than 2. Enjoyable enough.
>Saints 4
Trash. Throw out everything you liked about Saints because this is Crackdown where super powers and a shit plot are all that matter. Side quests are shit, cars are pointless, but you get to fuck Kinzie so that's a good point I suppose. Avoid unless you just want to dick around with powers.
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>>387146271

Looks like they team up with Deviantart to promotion the game. Is funny when deviantart fanarts looks a lot better than the real promotional art

https://go.deviantart.com/journal/Agents-of-Mayhem-After-Hours-693534393
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Has every marking of a game that's trying way too hard to be cool

Lawbreakers is the same way
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It really can't be said enough just for fucking garbage this cast of character is.

The female half almost beggars belief. It tries to be equally boring as it is tumblr.

So you got:

>Brazilian gypsy
>Muslim hijab ninja
>Poo in loo with a bow
>An impressively bland looking mechanic chick
>Strong independent black military woman who don't need no man

Only female agent I *slightly* like is Daisy, and that's purely due to my amazon/tomboy fetish. I even fully acknowledge the whole rockabilly/rollerderby aesthetic is pure tumblr as well.
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>>387175257

The male cast is pretty shit as well, but at least I like SOME of them.

Oni, Yeti and Gat. And I only like Gat by default because he's my favorite Saints Row Character. So out of 12 original characters there's only two of them I wanna play with.

But hey, at least they made a bland soccer hooligan agent, so I guess that's the European market cornered right there.
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I'm actually surprised that Kinzie hasn't been stuffed into the game, they were pushing her pretty hard since 3.
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>>387148181
it's gonna get the battleborn 90% off treatment and $5 during sales just like its predecessors
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>>387153721
Shaundi is best girl.
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>Volition on suicide alert
>Locking down threads on steam
>Game isn't releasing at midnight
>It's releasing at 10 am tomorrow
>For technical support on "Unseen launch dificulties"
>Nigger it's a single player game
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>JEWEEEED OUT THE SAINTS NAME FOR THIS
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>>387161079
Contrarian.
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>>387175257
When I get this game for $5 in a couple weeks, I'll probably only play as Yeti and Oni. Daisy is cancer.
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>>387169571
They think this is what the Saints Row fans want. They think the escalating silliness from 2-4 is why people liked SR over GTA.

But they're so out of touch, the only thing remaining is over the top nonsense, it doesn't even resemble SR anymore.
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>No humor
>No customization
>No coop
It's SR without anything that made SR good.
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Weird they didn't include some kind of proper traversal mechanic in the game. Grappling hooks are always fun as hell.

And to think of all the missed sales from them not titling the game: "Saints Row: Agents of Mayhem"

So stupid, breh.

>>387178821

>I'll probably only play as Yeti and Oni.

Heh, exactly my sentiment. And you probably won't even have to wait very long for the $5 bargain bin sale.
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What's up with this Battleborn tier games?
First Lawbreakers now this...
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>>387180202
Every last casual bought into Overwatch and like CoD before it other developers want a slice of the money pie so they're all doing their own similar thing but failing horribly.
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>>387146271
>This game is a fucking joke
Alex what is " battleborn "
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Why is Volition so afraid of going back to a SR2 styled sequel ? It is objectively the best in the series
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>>387181370
They have women writers now.
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>>387146271
So can someone tell me the progression of it? Seems like you're just doing missions with a pretty terrible story for coop, but otherwise no real drive with no loot?
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>>387180292
But like, seriously, this game isn't even MP. I don't even understand who they're trying to cater to.
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>>387181370

Thing is, Volition even has an excuse now to make a Saints Row 2 style game again with their new cop timeline.
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>>387177665
Oh God please dont remind me of that annoying bitch
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>>387148856
Good taste, senpai. She's literally the only good thing about this shit.
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>>387181370
Because its very problematic
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>>387182193
>"FUCK PISS SHIT BRAP CUNT BELCH"

yeah she's so progressive
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>>387182304
what did they mean by this
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>>387182193

Seen her weird animation on the AoM website? Wew
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Kudos to them for not making it a class based shooter because I initially thought that's what that was leading to
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>>387181592

It's literally a MMO repurposed into a single player game, that's why the game looks and plays the way it does.
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>>387181370
Because they think everyone wants reddit humor and le wacky randumb shit instead
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Oh are we pretending Saint's Row has not been shit ever since 3?
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>>387182193
>TALK TO THE CLAM!
No, she's godawful.
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>>387146271
what they are thinking with their cartoon design .
can someone explain?
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>>387185331

Nigga we don't care about her personality, we just want the ass
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>>387185794
>those tattoos
>implying her terrible personality won't mean she'll be constantly throwing out dyke quips
Also
>Borderlands tier graphics
>that HUD
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>>387185794
>MAYHEM READY !
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>>387160109
Bait much
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Who is this semen demon? Is she a playable character?
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>>387186097

Got muscles and ass and that's quite frankly all I give a shit about, my man.

The rest of the game can get fucked.
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>>387186242
"She" is a man. Nice job, you fell for it.
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I liked Saints Row 4.
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>>387186242

You don't really see her much from what I've seen - She's the designated earpiece ho and is the leader of Mayhem or something.

You're right on the semen demon part tho.
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nice marketing
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>>387186321
You can get that in the other, much better SR games.
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>>387186375

Saints Row 4 was my favorite Crackdown game since the original.
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>>387146271
wait they're charging full price for this shit? lmao
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>>387149106
>waifu
A waifu could be any character, but you have yo love her.
now get out
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AGENTS WWAT???


WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
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>>387186794

There was a time I actually sort of liked Volition's humor.

I'm probably getting old
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IDK, looks fun to me senpai. I look forward to picking it up for 20 on Black Friday.
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>>387151093
>that background
>the music playing
>the acting
Everything about it was perfect.
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Reminds of a bad version of Crackdown
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>>387149506
>what if we make saints row
>and remove the best parts

brilliant
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>>387151648
That was the day I learned what a "Texas funeral" was.

Jesus.
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Literally the only thing wrong with this gameplay-wise is the lack of co-op.
The writing is SR4 tier but I don't care about it.
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>>387146271
Just give me a pc port of Saints Row 2 that's actually decent and I don't care if we'd ever get another proper SR game ever again. I've put a ridiculous amount of time into SR2. My all time favorite open world crime game.
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I just want Kinzie to be in the game. Why couldn't they put Kinzie in the game?
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>>387148856
Haha, oh wow, using a gun as a phallic symbol, that's real fuckin' innovative, never seen that one before.
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>>387189184
Because Kinzie is shit.
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>Can't even make your own character
This just looks like a worse version of Saints Row with some Crackdown mixed in.
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>>387189137

If Capcom can port 2006 Dead Rising to modern consoles and even the PC, I don't see why Saints Row 2 (Or even the first) has to be stuck on old gen consoles.

Unless it's one of those idiotic "We lost all the code, man!" situations
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>>387189438
>Unless it's one of those idiotic "We lost all the code, man!" situations

I don't think they've lost it but I think if they were going to do modern ports they would have to start from scratch. The PC version is so outrageously bad that even mods barely make it playable. It has so many problems they'd be better off doing an entirely new port and that costs more money and time than I think Volition (or their publisher) cares to invest.
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>>387189438
According to the modders, its a clock speed matter. And that means they would have to solve it from the ground up.
Or you could just use the fixes.
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>>387148856
Fucking awful. I haven't seen a single trailer, so let me guess
>1: Can't tell if it's a boy or a girl from this angle. Will be "VERY HONORABU" ninja and make comments like "DIDN'T C M COMING DID U" when they kill people
>2: Obvious Hollywood guy, probably goes "UGH WATCH THE HAIR" and hates getting dirty and makes snide comments about his agent - probably voiced by Nolan North or Troy Baker based on SR4
>3: Stornk independent black tomboy womyn who dont need no man
>4: Stronk independent womyn who dont need no man but is also punk and gothy
>5: Stronkg indepdnent womyn who dont need no man but spicy and says lots of stuff in spanish like "COME MIERDA PUTA" or "AY CHIHUAHUA THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT"
>6: Stronk independent womyn who dont need no man but is the female version of the hollywood guy, probably voiced by Jennifer Hale
>7: Stronk independent womyn who dont need no man but spicy but instead of latin spicy she is curry spicy
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>>387189862
You can watch some gameplay on youtube to check for yourself.
Some of the game has been up for more than a week.
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>>387189184
Kill yourself.
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>>387146271
>>387150446
>>387151415

Learn to read, dickbags.
<-------They don't care what you think.

I'm going to by this on XBone in five hours. Enjoy your miserable pathetic lives tearing people down on the internet.
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>>387190146
I hope this is bait.
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>Zero fucks
>LE BADASS XD

When you live to see one of your favorite devs become the new Gearbox
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>>387189862
Looked up the wiki:
>Scheherazade - Middle Eastern female assassin
>The origins of this Middle Eastern assassin are shrouded in mystery. And she prefers it that way. Her backstories are numerous--and one of them may even be true. But the only member of MAYHEM with insight into this woman's past is another secretkeeper: Persephone Brimstone.
I had the right idea but the wrong country.
>Hollywood
>Rod Stone is an aspiring actor, a bounty hunter and a reality TV star. With his current title being "Face of M.A.Y.H.E.M.", Hollywood is in charge of the agency's PR department. At the beginning of his career, Rod was an adult film actor, making an appearance in a pornographic film Deep Under The Covers under alias Gregory Prickinton.
Not voiced by Nolan North or Troy Baker but I was right.
>Braddock
>Master Tactician Janel Braddock comes from a long line of military lifers. Her father served in Nam, her grandfather in Korea. This Louisiana native's blood goes back to the Battle of Lake Borgne. There was never any question she was going to serve.
Also she's a lesbian. How progressive!
>Daisy
>Growing up in a house full of boys, Piper Andrews learned to defend herself early on. When it came time to pick a path in life, she opted for a run in the military. She enjoyed her time there, and learned a lot about heavy weapons and machinery, but found the rules and regulations far too restricting. After the military, she had a hard time finding a job she enjoyed. Enrolling in a derby girls team as a hobby, though, Piper finally found something she not only loved but was damn good at. She found out about the M.A.Y.H.E.M. through a friend, who vouched for Piper as the best heavy weapons expert out there. Persephone gave her a shot and it's been magic ever since.
Her "quote" at the top is "Talk to the clam." Jesus fucking christ.
(1/2)
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>>387188932
The idea of having enemies with healthbars and shit is pretty annoying. The levelling up and idea of adding light RPG mechanics like other games have can really grind down an open-world game.
One part of the game's demo footage had a character use this shockwave ability for aoe damage on regular enemies, leaving them with enough health to be alive but not enough to withstand more than maybe one shot.
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>>387190548
(2/2)
>Marina Santos
>This notorious sky pirate said farewell to her airship and the outlaw haven of Rio de Janeiro to join the fight against L.E.G.I.O.N. With Glory, her faithful drone companion, she helps M.A.Y.H.E.M. live up to its name.
>Joule
>The daughter of a titan in the fashion world and one of the most brilliant engineering minds in Europe, Cosima worked hard to live up to both her parents' legacies. But when L.E.G.I.O.N. went after her father's work, her parents went into hiding. But Cosima? She went to the front lines and joined M.A.Y.H.E.M.
Not voiced by Jennifer Hale like I thought.
>Rama
>Distinguished immunologist Pranati Malhotra fought to contain a Dark Matter Plague that spread like wildfire across her country. Now she pursues a cure for the disease and vengeance upon those unleashed it.

Literally all these girls are "SUPER AWESOME AND SMART AND SPECIAL AND FUNNY AND BAD ASS AND THEY CAN KICK MEN'S ASSES AND SUPER TOUGH AND ALSO PROBABLY LESBIANS"
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>>387148856

Roller derby chick doesn't even look buff in-game, she just looks average and her hair is objectively worse.
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>>387150974

>strawmanning

C'mon, anon. We all know you like Battleborn Part 2, but there's no need to resort to bullshit.
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>>387190658
Its very obviously a shooter with broken mechanics that's only good to break everything in half and would be ten times more fun in coop, much like Borderlands.
Its not made to be a deep game
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>>387159491
In the original Saints Row the dviersity was natural. You fought asian gangs, black gangs, mexican gangs, etc. It never felt forced.
This game is obviously just ticking off diversity checkboxes to make sure they are as "diverse" as popular by making the same cookie cutter "strong female lead with no flaws" in different skin colors and flavors.
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>>387190663
The men are also all macho superheroes. That's the fucking premise of the game. Why are you so desperate to be offended?
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>>387190146

underrated post
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>>387156174

>stoner slut Shaundi was best Shaundi

She's also the only true Shaundi.

She wasn't going to be in SR3 (similar to Gat dying at the beginning, but implied she died beforehand) and the character that they named Shaundi was completely unrelated.
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>>387191048

The Saints Row universe was perfectly "diverse" as it is, so touting that your new Agents of Mayhem game is now extra super duper diverse by taking place in Korea is so goddamn silly.

Hell, the only Korean in AoM is a pre-order DLC character.
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>>387160109

Nice copypasta.
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>>387146271
Wait, so this is a single player game? I thought it was gonna be another Overwatch clone.

I expected nothing, and still got disappointed.
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While SR 2 will forever hold a spot in my heart. I actually enjoyed SR 3 with all the wacky superpowers you got. Never played any of the other SR games after that.

Unfortunately the lack of customization really kills this game for me so I will wait until it is 10 dollars by this holiday season.
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>>387191871

100% pure singleplayer
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>>387191959
Eh. I'll still probably buy it once it's like 5 bucks or something. SRIV and GooH were guilty pleasures of mine.
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>>387146271
>w-we'll just make it colorful and cuh-rayzee and people will love it! r-right!?
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>>387191947

>I actually enjoyed SR 3 with all the wacky superpowers you got.

Did you mean SR4?
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Are you implying it's ripping off Saints Row with that greentext? Because it's literally a Saints Row game, it's set after Gat out of Hell.
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>>387146271
>>387148856
I don't even get it - is it a single-player Overwatch in an open-world setting?
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>>387192139
Shit yeah thats the one. I pretty much forgot the third game existed apparently.
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>>387191480
Johnny Gat wasn't Chinese like Lin?
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>>387162491
Don't forget Carlos
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>>387192219
Yeah, including micro transactions for skins and shit, for some god forsaken reason
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>>387151093
>the way the boss, the craziest most vengeful insane motherfucker, looks at gat when he tells them to help him bury shogo alive
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>>387191413
I like Future Shaundi too.
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>>387146271
Well the series is dead now since we cant get anywhere knowing that the saints are basically the best forever, atleast s4 knew how to make a problem for the saints when they where literally one of the highest powers on the planet.
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>>387192238
Pretty sure he's meant to be Korean, the guy who does the voice for him is Korean anyway.
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>>387192238

I'm honestly just assuming Johnny is Korean. Nothing has ever really been said on that.

He's not related to Lin if that's what you're wondering. Though that doesn't rule out him being Chinese.
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>>387191413
They really should have just scrapped that character all together, she was a mopey prick the whole way through that game, she just didn't fit the whacky tone at all.
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>>387148856
This looks like the cast of one of those Chinese knockoff hero shooters. Especially bow n' hood girl on the right.
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>>387192624

The entirety of SR3 should have just been scrapped as far as I'm concerned.

The story was garbage and Steelport was even worse.
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>>387155546
Most people have to disable them to get the game to even work properly. I have a pretty strong rig but have to disable shadows or the game slows to a crawl in crowded areas.
Bottom line, the port's fucked.
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>>387192757
They pretty much did scrap it, the whole game just had no effort put into it whatsoever, 9/10 "story" missions were just introductions to side missions.
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>>387162082
Your best bet at squeezing more performance out with your rig is to try disabling individual graphics/lighting settings. Some people fixed their problems by disabling AO or dynamic lighting. My performance problems were fixed by disabling shadows.
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>>387192757
Steelport is absolute trash. Grey on top of grey with no effort put into anything.
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>>387161972
It's not a cure-all but it does fix several game-breaking bugs that DO prevent you from completing the story otherwise.
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>>387155546
Because it runs like ass on anything that isn't windows xp or earlier. It has to do with the fact that Windows +7 (and vista to some degree) is actually emulating software/games, because Microsoft thought it would be a great idea to monopolize a completely new standard that simply has low response times. Kind of like if instead of html5 everyone would be forced to use flash again.
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I want Oni to get his own game desu, he's the only cool looking character
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>>387193524
Yeti looks pretty cool, but this is coming from a guy with a hard-on for ice characters.
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>>387146271
I think its just trying for that one game on the Xbox, with the agents n shit. I can't think of its name but its the third one in the series.
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>>387193646
Saint's Row 4, i mean Crackdown.
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>>387146271
The fact that you can't make your own character kills it for me. Saints row was pretty fun to play despite it's LULZ ZO RANDUM stuff, but it felt pretty cool creating this crazy motherfucker just going around messing shit up. I hope the preset characters are worth it.
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Get ready to cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezOzlNh7VTo
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>>387193630

A shame about the whole "dude motherland russia lmao muh hammer & sickle belt"

That character trope hasn't been run into the ground or anything, nope.
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>>387193881
I wouldn't even mind having preset characters if you could still change their clothing and tattoos (even if they were confined to a certain catagory to fit the character). Instead, we get fucking skins.
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>>387193881
You can look them up you know.
There appears to be no cockney character though. Which disappoints me because I played every game with that voice.
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>>387193881
Agreed.
Also why I wasn't very interested in Gat out of Hell. Although, at that point I was so done with steelport that I wasn't likely to play it anyways.
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>>387193338
I'm certain there was an interview with Volition somewhere during SR3's development where they said they were trying to make Steelport so iconic that you wouldn't even need to check the map to know where you were going. Then the game came out and there was absolutely nothing noteworthy in Steelport, not even landmarks.
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>>387194005
Tell me about it.

>Black Ops 3 has Russian guy with a flamethrower
>newest outfit has a neat helmet with a skull visor
>finally get the body part of the outfit
>it has the hammer and sickle shit plastered all over it, complete with red and gold coloring
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>>387194165
The only landmark I can think of is the Statue of Happiness, and I only visited it when required.
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>>387194165
Compared to GTAV map it's night and day.
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>>387194165

What makes Steelport that more insulting, is that Stilwater from SR2 was quite honestly one of the absolute best urban open world maps ever created.

It wasn't particularly huge, but there was so much personality crammed into all city's numerous districts. If any would disagree, I'd urge anyone to boot up SR2 and just take in all the sights.

If San Andreas was the apex of open world maps, then SR2 was a close second.
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>>387194165
>could navigate 2's map without setting markers at all towards the end of my first playthrough
>played through 3 twice and still can't tell where i am half the time
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>>387191152
I think this weekend established that this site is filled with thin skinned autismos who are triggered by anything with color and a vag
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When can I have freespace 3, thanks
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>>387194335
Oops, I mean whatever Steelport's equivalent of that is. Some guy pouring liquid steel.
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>>387172165
>2. They choose one superpowers or gangsters.
They did, they chose super powers. They aren't gangsters anymore in this game they're agents.
>3. They add a mission mode so I don't have to replay the game every time I feel like doing a certain mission
They already confirmed thats what they are doing.
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>>387195703
I NEED A HERO
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>>387194436
Not to mention the way you could interact with the world. The fact I could rip out a fire hydrant and chuck it through a store window if I felt like it, or explore story areas before and after really makes Stilwater feel very coherent and fully realized instead of a series of set pieces

Like did you know that if you leave The Boss alone alongside NPCs or objects, he'll start interacting with them? Stand up next to breakdancers and he'll start showing off his own moves, stand him next to a weight rack and he'll start pumping iron. There's like 60 interactions like this and I had no fucking idea.
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>>387166265
>Stillwater
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>Stillwater
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>Purple Motif
>Fleur de Lis on everything
>Character that is obviously Johnny Fucking Gat
>Apparently not a Saints Row game

Who do they think they're kidding?
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>>387197026

What's more puzzling is if they had just said "fuck it" and called it a Saints Row spin-off game, it'd have more sales and recognition.

As of right now, the game could very well be a massive financial blunder. I was honestly surprised to learn a few days ago it was releasing this month.
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>>387146271
Volition really lost the plot after SR2
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>>387197026
They're not kidding anyone, it's an alternate world spin-off of Saint's Row after GOoH where everyone's a cop, made by Volition and all
You'd know this if you at least attempted to read the thread and fought your urge to shitpost

>>387197242
I do agree that they should have called it Saints Row: Agents of Mayhem
Whoever was in charge of marketing should be fired, the game's releasing tomorrow and I've just heard about it this past week on /v/. There's zero (0) hype, no one knows about this game, I sure as hell wouldn't if I didn't browse this shitty board
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>>387197757
>You'd know this if you at least attempted to read the thread and fought your urge to shitpost

You know you love it, faggot.
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>>387197878
True that, the best part of coming here is falseflagging as a /pol/tard or something and watching the (You)s rack in
It's too easy to stir the pot on here, people take this Bhutanese e-peen measuring forum way too seriously
What's the average age for this shithole? 14?
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>>387196086
How about that time take on me plays on the radio and the boss sang to it? really surprised me when it happened for the first time
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>>387198907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4
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>>387177665
Robust DLC plans. Hopefully along with Kinzie the twins Killbane and Nyte Blade are added
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>>387200329
>Kinzie
>Sasha Grey
Cancer.
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>>387146271
>not-Gat, not-Shaundi, and not-Oleg
WEW
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>>387200657
That is Gat and Oleg, its in their bios. Pierce is in it too.
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>>387200808
Not in the image.
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>>387163147
I always get mad at the Carlos scene. Just shoot the fucking chain and take him to the hospital.
>He'd never recover from it
Fuck off. Take him anyway.
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>>387154045
>20 burgers

Heh
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>>387150974
Hey motherfucker those kawaii anime babes have more soul in a pixel than you do in your entire body!!!
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What happened to subtlety in video game humor? Saints Row 1 and 2 were so much better at both comedy and gameplay than the obnoxious shit that followed, and it allowed them to actually maintain a serious story.
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Also the fact that this game is getting less coverage than an official release of a Sonic fan-game and a port Undertale is fucking hilarious.
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>>387201232
He was too badly beaten up, the boss tries to lift him, but he screams out in pain, death was a mercy
Plus, I don't think it was one of those chains you could just shoot IIRC, it was thicker and would require a bolt cutter. The boss didn't have these at the time and rival gang members were hot on his tail, it was a completely desperate, but understandable decision
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>>387159491
>implying the jews aren't behind everything
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Man this shit is going to fucking bomb
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>>387146271
The character diversity looks absolutely badass

cannot wait to play this BADASS game
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>>387202313
I understand it was a mercy kill, but... Carlos deserved a chance to be saved. The boss tried to kick the bumper off but doesnt even consider unloading into the chain. I just try to imagine it from how I'd handle it. Let carlos cry when I toss him in the car, but I don't really know what saving him would add to the story so whatever.
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>>387202535
Even Hellblade had more preorder than this.
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>>387202013
What happened to subtlety in humor in general, I really want an answer to this.
My best guess is young, inexperienced writers with no life experience who don't have the slightest clue of how people act and thus can't write believable characters and well thought out jokes
My only explanation, anyone else wanna take a guess
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>>387202989
Referential humour has easier and more instateneous payoff
Its good for a playthrough and for a one off joke that's going to be on youtube or on stream.
Conversely, its more difficult to write something longer lasting, it means fewer jokes and fewer big payoffs that need build up.

Its a question of quality versus quantity. No game can be fun 100 percent of the time. But you can add lowbrow humour to the majority of it.
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>>387161079
I liked 4 too but there's no way you actually played 2 if you think 3 is better.
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>>387204078
I played both
I prefer 3 much more
I fucking love the voice acting and line delivery in 3. Never liked it in 2
No matter what build, boss' player model looks awful in SR2. I think they hit the sweet spot of good looking in 3
Also no generic white guy voice, fuck that
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I wonder if its worth 40 bucks.
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>>387204415
Fuck no, I bet you this shit will be on $20 in a month
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>>387204415
Its worth 5 at most
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pmubump
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What if this game is specifically being made to spinoff the zaniness of Saints Row into its own franchise, while the next real Saints Row game will be more grounded like Saints Row 2?
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>>387206010
That's unlikely because this game will flop hard.
If they had announced a full Saints Row post Gat out of Hell and this game as a side project using assets of the new game to bridge the gap it might have happened.
As it is, Volition will probably die after this failure.
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>>387206010
I wouldn't say it's a spin-off and more a direct sequel to SR4. Gat out of Hell ended with the villain from AoM in custody in the ending where Gat wished for Earth to be back (but it wasn't quite the same).
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>>387206278
That's kinda what I'm saying though. I find it odd that they suddenly are rebranding the franchise despite what they are showing looking like it could easily have been called Saints Row.

Like, what could SR5 possibly be like if they already have Agents of Mayhem doing the rediculous zaney stuff? Why have two franchises in the same universe doing the exact same things?
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>>387206010
They should have ported all the features in that case. At least character customization
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>>387204302
>generic white guy voice
There wasn't one of those in SR2. There was British, black, and spic.
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>>387151093
How did they fuck up this perfect formula for saints row? How the hell did we got to this to LOLRandomDildoBatsXD?
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>>387200431
I need my Bloody Canonness
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>>387146271
>who ya gonna call trailer

nothing even remotely ghostbusters related
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So the ending of the trailer shows Gat with the same markings he had during Gat out of Hell.
Powerup or just a skin.
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>>387200329
Just add Killbane so DC can clean them out for plagiarism.
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I only like these characters. What a fucking flop of a cast.
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>>387206274
But that's exactly what they're doing.
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>>387211052
>>387156812
It's a pretty simple design, but the Yakuza guys is the best of the cast.
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oh so its singleplayer? Might actually pick it up. I thought it was just another shitty MOBA
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>>387211530
he is, he's the only character with a coherent color scheme. clean white, deep red. everyone else is a fucking saints row character.
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do yourselves a favor and get the Saints Row 3 complete package for PC. Pirate it even. Its the last good Saints row game.

Saints row 2 pc port sucks, saints row 4 sucks, saints row gat outta hell sucks.

and this Agents of Mayhem trash will also suck dick.
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>>387211910
saints row 4 is so much better than 3. 3 is literally an incomplete DLC-fest, with no story.
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>>387170169
>No multiplayer
Wait what? I thought this game's main feature was co-op. What the fuck is the point of this game?
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>>387212657
no one knows.
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>promote your game as open world
>it's not open world

what did they mean by this
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Does the PS4 digital version come with Gat or do you have to buy physical?
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>>387211910
I agree on 4 but Gat Outta Hell was fun as a spinoff.

>>387211965
4 was basically an expansion to 3. It had the same map even. And the whole thing felt cheapened by the fact that most of the gameplay is a simulation.
I was hype to be the president with superpowers, but instead you're just a person with cheats.
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>Another "WHOA GUYS CHECK OUT HOW COOL WE ARE, HAHA SO WACKY" game

Just fucking stop
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>>387191048
It never felt forced because it was before a time where /v/ wasn't constantly spamming 'muh diversity' memes into everyone's head. Guaranteed had Saints Row come out today you'd be calling the diversity in their forced and unnatural.
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>>387212980
>>Another "WHOA GUYS CHECK OUT HOW EDUCATED WE ARE, HAHA SO PROGRESSIVE" game

Fixed that for you
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>>387212980
>>387213091
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>>387151093
God damn I miss Saints Row 2. I would love to play it again but the PC ports ass and I couldn't even get the co-op to work with the mod.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIUt61oyfKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIUt61oyfKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIUt61oyfKY

>7.1
>7.1
>7.1
>7.1

ITS SHIT LMAO
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>>387213248
how is a 7 bad
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>>387146271
Why the fuck did they not add multiplayer, When this is essentially just a saints-row spinoff.
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>>387213146
Go back.
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>>387213272
10 is shilling and shit
9 is overrated and shit
8 is perfect
7 and under is shit

welcome to the /v/ review system.
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>>387213343
thats retarded
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Steelport was legitimately one of the worst settings I've ever seen in an open world game. It was just so fucking lifeless and devoid of any personality. The only unique thing I can remember is the Saints penthouse and I guess the zombie island.
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>>387213396
i know.
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>>387156612
You've never been with a woman before.
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>>387151771
Even if the boss does returns, Probably wont have the same voice actors, But i really hope Robin Downes returns, Male Voice 3 was fucking hilarious.
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We get it OP, you are a SPERGLORD.
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>>387207127
I know
I wanted that
It made me mad that there wasn't one in Saints Row 2
I didn't like any of the voices
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>>387151514
Salvador is the only Steroid-Abusing Midget Cannibal who i would describe as bad-ass.
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>>387155221
Shes basically the human equivalent of a matted dog.
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They should've just remastered SR1 and 2 instead
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>>387151093
SR2 hit all the right notes.
It had the side sillier shit without letting it infect the story.
You could still have those serious moments that gave the game a darker tone.
The end of Julius, fucking everything with the Brotherhood and Carlos.
Every game after was just wacky adventures.
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>>387146271
I'm looking forwards to it. Though I will miss the Boss, that lovable idiot
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>>387214246
>Though I will miss the Boss, that lovable idiot
See this is what I loved about Saints row 3/4. He was an energetic and stupid but charming and funny character, no matter what build you gave him. In Saints Row 1, he was essentially mute, and in Saints Row 2, he was mostly edgy and vicious. I like the laid back character a lot. It differentiates him from Johnny Gat
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>>387214386
>in Saints Row 2, he was mostly edgy and vicious
>get betrayed by your own gang leader
>wake up from a coma
>find out everything you worked for has been taken
>you and gat are both psychopaths

it was too perfect for this world. so it had to be all sunshine and rainbows after 2. carlos's death had more impact than the entirety of every saints game afterwards.
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>>387213272
games rarely dip below 8 in reviews, This usually means the game has some serious problems.
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>>387214524
guy its ign i dont give a shit
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https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/agents-of-mayhem-review/1900-6416733/

A fucking 4
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>>387214584
If the reviewer isn't bribed the scores typically hover to the mid 8's by default, If a game dips below that its likely the reviewers honest opinion.
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>>387214842
JUST
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>>387190265
it's a joke you fucking retard, not everything is bait; spend less time jerking off
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>>387206010
>SR2
>"grounded"
You are a fucking retard. SR1 was "grounded" as a good GTA clone that did a few things of it's own well while still being humorous.

SR2 went straight to "LOL SO RANDUM AND CUHRAZY!!"
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>>387214842
I fully believed the game would flop, but this is somehow worse than I excpected.
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>>387156812
>le edgy oni assassin isn't tryhard

I bet you're the kind of guy who's mad that genji mains have a bad rep
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>>387215724
If that's sr2, what is sr3?
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Reg: SR2, I tried the GOG version and it seems to all work pretty well (I'm playing with a xbone gamepad though), the only issue being that inland water doesn't draw properly from a distance sometimes

Is the steam version the broken one or do I just have a lucky hardware config?
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Look at this SJW shit. Shit is out of control.
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>>387151093
I miss the first two games but at the same time I'm glad they finally dropped the SR formula. It was not about what it was originally for a long time. At least when they do any fucked up thing with Agents I won't bat an eye because it is supposed to be lolrandum for the start.
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>>387186242
Looks like Elizabeth.
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I believe its worth pirating if nothing else.
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>>387214186
70 is a new 0. Real score is that nobody plays it.
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>>387194852
heh
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>>387216151
>I strawmanned your arguments haha I sure told you haga
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>>387162296
Thats exactly what this game is you retard
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>>387181998
This is the new cop timeline
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>>387217937
this is a spinoff you jerkop
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>>387192238
Chinks are round, gooks are blocky and japs are pointy
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>>387146271
This is the most tryhard thing I've seen in a while.
>LOOK HOW IRONIC AND SELF-AWARE WE ARE!
But hey, more broads for SFM is always welcome.
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I don't get it. It's not like Saints Row wasn't still really popular. Why did they leave it for this shit?

Why did they make this and not Saints Row V? I understand wanting to not make the same thing but it's literally just a worse Saints Row 4 anyway

None of this makes sense
>>
Coming in the mail in a few hours. Mildly excited.
Only regret is knowing it'll probably be free on PS+ in a year, or in a flash sale for 5 bucks.
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>>387218893
Agents of Mayhem follows one of the endings of Saints Row where everything gets retconned. The Third Street Saints never had any conflict with the other gangs because Pierce managed to unite them all under their mutual desires. The Boss probably never joined the gangs.

One of the other ending points to a possible Saints Row V though
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>>387218893
I'm pretty sure Gat out of hell was SR V.
They probably just want to branch out and have their own identity as opposed to the GTA clone label they've always had.
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>>387219314
now they're an overwatch clone.
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>>387219305
But aren't all of the Saints in the retcon ending just regular-ass cops?
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>>387219314
GooH was more of a conclusion to SRIV.
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>>387146271
BADASS
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>>387219476
I'm not sure you fully understand the meaning of the word 'clone.'
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>>387146271
I hate the artwork
every western game looks like this now
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>>387148856
Dude, just jack off to Betty Page or some Budd Root drawings.
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>>387219571
Gat was a cop, yes. But this was before the decided on Agents of Mayhem, hence why Gat isn't a cop in AoM
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>>387146271
>trailer
>no gameplay
>only shitty cutscenes

this is how you know a gae will flop

wtf is up with western devs never showing actual gameplay?
Getting tired of this cinematic agenda in western games

Also, annoying repetitive nigger music
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>>387219749
They've done plenty of gameplay trailers though.

>annoying repetitive nigger music
>le edgy racism
Also they dropped that after 2
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>no open world
>no character creator
>no co-op
>no licensed music radio apparently
>best boi is dlc

??????????????????????
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>>387219878
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
>who u gonn call?
>aigens of mayhem!
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>>387219974
>beat boi is DLC
I don't remember them saying the Boss was returning
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>>387220034
Boss is a girl tho??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Would be dope to play as my oiled up bikini muscle bimbo boss again though.
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>>387220034
My boss was a futa that wore a pimp hat, pasties, and tight pants with boots and cane.
Too spicy. For this game.
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>>387185331
I'd sure like to talk to her clam if you catch my drift
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>>387162332
Deep Silver doesn't own Red Faction. THQ Nordic does.
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>>387200431
Voila was the 2nd best character in 3.
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i like that its singleplayer focused, however the fact that they didnt use the development that would've gone to co-op on more customization stuff bothers me, along with the price.
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> normies don't buy game
> game flops
> buy reasonably avarage/good game for real cheap
gotta love the "I'm not touching it if its not at least a 9/10"
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>>387221067
Voila could have used more fleshing out but yeah I liked her
Wish they used her some more
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>>387146271
Motherfucker this game is basically the real Crackdown 3.
It looks really fun.
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>>387220494
Superb taste.
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>>387221641
And here come the contrarians.
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>>387213248
>Top comment thread is people jerking off their favorite YouTubers, rather than talking about the game.
For what reason?
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>keep shoving lolsorandom bs down everyones throat since SR3
>everyone keeps saying their tired of it
>make a entire lolsorandom game
>it bombs
i hope this sends a fucking message
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>>387223039
only message they will get that the game failed for being too diverse and it's the gamer's fault for being so white
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>>387146271
>tfw Still no Fucking Free Space 3
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>>387223175
It really can't, since the best praise for the game has been it's diversity.
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>>387211662
They should've gone full Oni.
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>>387149506
Personally, I thought the game was like this too until I saw gameplay of it. It reminded me of the Marvel Ultimate Alliance games as well since you can switch between characters on the fly and the characters have abilities/powers and stuff.
Don't think I would buy it without trying it out first though; looks like it has about 20 or so hours of solid gameplay at most since the missions are so short.
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I bought it. If it isn't fun, I will refund it, no big deal. I enjoyed the post-SR2 games enough to give it a chance.
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>>387213248
You have to admit the over the top design and particle effects still looks good. It's kinda what sold me SR3 and 4. I might get this, but definitely not at full price.

I also feel like they're going to add a multiplayer, because everything about this game screams multiplayer.
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Stevivor 5/10: http://stevivor.com/reviews/agents-of-mayhem-review-one-dimensional-and-juvenile/

>The part that annoys me the most is that Legion’s baddies in Seoul are introduced as the Ministry of Pride, complete with Pride troopers ranging from Helltrooper to Captain. Given the state of the world today — and more specifically, the ridiculousness that Australia faces with a non-binding postal vote on same-sex marriage, the name is repugnant and unnecessary.

A reminder that this is a real review, that will be considered "professional" and counted in its metacritic score.
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>>387226742
>Bad guys are faggots

GOTY?
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>>387207127
Spic sounded close but in some cutscenes Boss was laying down the Spanish
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>>387146271
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>>387226742
>reviewers giving lower score because they got offended
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>>387226742
Not everything is some calculated slight against your world view. They're obviously called pride because it is one of the deadly Sins and they're so showy like cartoons villains.
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>>387146271
That's just sad.
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How did they handle Pierce? Him and Gat were the only parts of the game that have my interest
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>>387227139
>Catholic/Christianity reference
REEEE ABSOLUTELY HALAL
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>>387148856
Imagine if an intern straight out of vidya design school was tasked with ripping off Overwatch designs.

Oh wait, that's this.
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>>387226993
>Storyline loaded with obnoxious characters and expletives guised as humor
>Repetitive monotonous mission design
>somewhat buggy, with problems accessing key features and issues with mission goals
>Character upgrades fail to introduce meaningful depth.

Wait a minute...... ZOOM AND ENHANCE.
Is Agents of Mayhem saving this franchise?
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>>387227384
Not even remotely similar, are you fucking blind?
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>>387227641
Name one (1) obnoxious character in SR2.
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>>387227696
Don't ever respond to me again with such a dickass comment. Faggot.
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>>387227697
Veteran Child.
Weed Shaundi.
Half of the asian gang.
A lot of the radio commercials are obnoxious too.
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>>387227756
Surprised you managed to type that out considering you've got fucking glaucoma. Shitbag.
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>>387227641
this, nostalgiafags are the worse.
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>>387186960
This isn't the same old Volition humor.
This is humor from people who has no idea what humor is and are only parroting what popular media told them are funny.
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Do you go for making a complete freak in Saints Row or making them look like yourself?

Also, I prefer Future Shaundi.
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>>387228929
Both
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>>387228929
Made a look alike, then changed to whacky, to a hot chick. I loved the customization in Saints especially the vehicle customs.
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