>2017 >You still don't own a Switch >Explain

Many reasons.
-I didn't like splatoon 1 and i have BOTW for my wii U.
-Metroid prime 4 isnt out yet.
-Mario odyssey isn't out yet

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But I do own a switch

I have a wiiu so I'm going to wait until October

I don't buy early access hardware and software.

>>387136389
It doesn't have any games worth playing

>>387136389
what games would me and my brother play?

but I do, and I was playing Splatoon 2 last night

I ranked up from C- to C in Tower Control, thank you very much

I bought one specifically for Splatoon and have ~150 hours in it

I'll probably but Sonic Mania for it too, since I doubt it will have performance issues and that way I'll have the choice of olaying it on a big screen or taking it as a handheld.

>no games
>being labeled with furries and pedos
>upcoming games are shit
>400$ + tip for Fisher Price toy
not worth it 2bh, anon.

>>387137225
>>no games
It already has five games.

I cant find one and refuse to pay some jew scalper

>>387137794
lol no, 2-3 max, others are multiplats. Not worth it.

Any RPG to look forward to for the switch? I know we're getting xeno and skyrimjob. I want a comfy class based ARPG or Open World rpg with build customization. Please tell me such a game is on the horizon...

Nintendo and the other two faggot companies with a monopoly on this shit are pieces of shit releasing subpar hardware and shit games. Never again.

>>387137892
no

>>387137794
>splatoon
>arms
>snipperclips
>???

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What went wrong?

>>387136389
It has one game.
Needs to be at least 10.

>>387138389
I don't know how much money that is

>>387136389

dedgame

>>387138608

2000 power man coins

>Playing Ranked
>The winner is determined by how many Aerosprays and Brellas are on the enemy team

I swear to god, I've seen people shooting brellas at Splattershot range, they're all so bad.

I have a Switch, and I can't seem to enjoy a single game I have for it. BotW durability shit kills it for me. Arms isn't the fights I want. Ultra SF2 is the fights I've had too much of. I haven't enjoyed a Disgaea since 2, even though I keep trying.

Mr. Shifty is pretty not-bad

What's the best weapon for splet

>>387138749

People are still getting used to the brella. I fucking wish they'd do it in tirf war though.

Arrosprays are a fucking joke and free kills for a splatling as long as I see them before they're up my ass.

Had a guy with it tank the tower that carried us to a win last night, was rad.

I do but I'm getting bored of splatoon 2 and ARMS

Im poor

>>387138854

Right now it's the tri-slosher or the splattershot. Tri-slosher sure as shit fetting the nerf, though.

>>387136484
These exact reasons.

>>387138854
.96 gal

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>>387136389
I don't want some overpriced shitty tablet with no games and a short battery. Also buying the first version of a portable console in 2017 is a ninten-drone brain-dead tier act.

i have had sex

>>387139409
Well then you know first how that it's overrated, and you can come play Nintendo with us.

>>387136389
It doesn't have a single game that i'm interested.

>>387139516
Tspbp

>>387136389
Well, you see, I'm not a fucking idiot, so I'm not going to buy a console that will have a (1) (singular) game by the end of the year.

>>387140131

>Splatoon
>Mario

Which one are you implying won't be a game

I got old enough that I can't validate spending more than $50 on games to myself.

It's been 4 days and I still can't decide what to do with my birthday money.

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>>387140289
>splatoon ver 1.4 or mario odyssey
hmmmmmmm

>>387140378
You're an idiot

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>>387140378
>he can't into budgeting
or
>being a part-time wageslave
either way, lol

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Okay, fuck this. This is now a Splatoon 2 thread.

WOOMY. If you play with sloshers, you are a no skill tryhard.

>>387141282
Ok

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>>387141282
Why do ppl bitch about buckets so much? I main the heavy splatling and buckets never gave me any trouble.

Maybe you just suck?

What's a good set for Ribbon Girl? I've been using Slapamander, Coolerang and Revolver

>>387143450
>I use a weapon that outranges them
They're bitched about since they outrange most weapons and out damage them.

Seriously, only Squelchers. Splattings and Chargers can safely engage them.

>>387140378
>I got old enough that I can't validate spending more than $50 on games to myself.

> I got old enough

No, you just don't make a big of enough of a living to spend games at a whim. Take it from a guy who's "old enough", when you start a job that pays your bills and leaves you with a lump sum afterwards, you won't be saying that.

>>387143450

Fellow splatling player here

You and I don't lose to weapons, we lose to positioning. It doesn't really matter what weapon, if they get up in our asshole and we're not spun up we die, if they can't get close we win.

You know, chargers and squelcher excepted.

I BOUGHT ONE FOR MONSTER HUNTER XX AND IM FUCKING PISSED

>>387136389
I don't play video games.

>>387144571

>Buy a system for games that aren't confirmed yet in a series where only about 50% of the entries get localized

Are you actually, genuinely retarded?

You can always play it in moon, no region lock this time.

>>387138568
>Zelda BOTW
>ARMS
>Splatoon 2
>Mario vs Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>Mario Odyssey
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Xenoblade 2
>Fire Emblem Switch
>Yoshi
>Kirby
>Metroid Fucking Prime 4

You're welcome.

>>387137875
>99% of the PS4 library is multiplat

it's ok when Sony does it.

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>tfw I hate competitive multiplayer games
>tfw I hate mario kart
>tfw I only own BotW and Isaac

Why did I even bother

>>387136389
>It's too much money
>All the games are too expensive
>Not enough games to warrant buying yet
>No reassurance that it's not going to be just a Wii U 2 scenario
>I'm not a Nintendo shill and don't care too much about any of their franchises
That's why

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>>387138568
boom

>>387136389
I have never owned a Nintendo console. Why should I get one now?

>>387145384
>>No reassurance that it's not going to be just a Wii U 2 scenario

portability

>>387145449
when people are trying to argue whether or not a console has games, they're usually referring to console exclusives.
all of those games are not exclusive to the switch.

>>387145151
What if I don't care about any of these?
>Arms
>Mario vs Rabbids
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Xenobalde
>FE Switch
>Kirby
>Metroid

>>387145624
you not caring about them does not invalidate their existence

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>>387145449

>>387145551
That doesn't assure jack shit. How come all of their traditionally handheld shit is still coming out on 3DS, a dead platform?

>>387136389
No money and no stock, quit mocking me

I'm not a kid, i'm an adult

>>387145773
But why does it unnerve sony negroes so much then, that they ask nintendo to become 3rd party to get that ''nothing''

Would it be that PS4 is somehow WORSE with a 4 years headstart? Embarassing

Played BOTW on Wii U and it was fine. I put enough time into the first Splatoon so unless 2 changes things up I'm not into it.

Will probably begrudgingly buy one when Odyssey comes out if reception is good

>>387145892
what makes you think the 3DS is dead?

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>>387144932
>You can always play it in moon
It's actually "on the Moon". And no, you plausibly can't.

>>387145151
>>387145449
>Multiplats and games which are not out yet
Great library

>>387136389
why would i want an overpriced tablet for old ports and mcdonalds toys?

>>387145624

probably shouldn't buy one then, at least for now.

>>387146043
>It's actually "on the Moon".
lurk more holy shit

>>387146037
>rampant piracy
>sales plummeting

It's retarded to continue to support this platform and it only shows how little Nintendo is confident in the Switch as a platform that they would still rather push shit out on 3DS

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>>387146175
>full lowercase
>is retarded
What a fucking surprise.

>>387146043

What the fuck you on about

Just waiting for the inevitable holiday bundle / price drop towards the end of the year. Also wanna clear my backlog a bit before loading it with more garbage

Refuse to buy any more Nintendo shit until they get their supply pipeline fixed. I'm not gonna camp out for a Switch or the latest Amiibo like a fat faggot

>no games
>sonic mania releases in less than 12 hours

>>387146354
Going outer space to play vidya is a pretty cool idea but next to impossible to pull off.

>>387146565
not exclusive

>>387145565
>all of those games are not exclusive to the switch.
Yeah, because I can buy ARMS and Splatoon 2 on the Xbox One hurr.

I've a switch but I don't have splatoon 2 because of moola.

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>>387136389
Already playing the non-hype-babby-having-to-justify-his-early-console-purchase edition.

I'm still playing BotW lol

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>have a Switch
>work a well paying job and can buy any game I want
>don't have a lot of time and usually burn out after work, don't feel like playing vidya half the time.

Sucks because right now I'm burning a lot of my free time on Splatoon 2 and my other games aren't being played. It's just too fun.

>>387145449
good joke

>>387146565
Sonic isn't good

post your woomies

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I legit want a Switch but I'm sure in 2018 Nintendo will launch the Switch XL lite 2.0.
So I'm waiting for that.

I can't stop fapping to lolis.

>>387145384

Honestly, all of this and if someone knew me from here, they'd be saying I'm a Nintendo shill.

I've already got burned out on the Wii U after being left to rot with a measly handful of games that supposedly are "good" enough for the console and I'll have to be content with. I'm too afraid to make the same mistake twice only for Nintendo to decide stopping giving a damn about the Switch on a whim and focusing on yet another hardware piece that's more "advanced" than the one I have. Of course that shouldn't stop me from enjoying the games I currently have.

If their games weren't so goddamn overpriced, I'd at least be willing to shut up, but even I can only tolerate so much. I stuck with the 3DS because at least I felt like the money I gave was justified for the titles I bought and had plenty of entertainment for the money I gave.

I honestly don't feel the same regarding either the Wii U or the Switch. I have Splatoon 1 and I still play it on the whim, but there's only so much you can do on the actual games. Smash Wii U feels like a trash version with very little advantages compared to the 3DS version.

>>387136858
each others bodies

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>live in Denmark
>games are expensive
>fuck paying 85 euro for switch games at gamestop
>find a retailer that sells it for 52 euro
>it's an 2 hour drive
>toysrus would price match it, but they don't sell splatoon

Fuck,I know I get more paid here.. But I will never be okey with paying more then 60 euro for a game. Maybe I will import it or buy a digital release. Fuck this overpriced shit though a new controller is going to cost me more then 100 euro

>>387136389
I fucking love the region free part of this console.

The Japanese e-shop is so fucking cheap.
Shovel Knight is 25€ on the EU e-shop, plus 10€ for the Specter DLC.
The Japanese e-shop has a version with all the DLC bundled for what came down to ~17€.

Same goes for Sonic Mania, it's roughly 5€ cheaper.

Wish I went fully digital earlier.

>>387136389
Because people are still splaying Splat 1 on wiiu and Prime 4 isn't out yet AND Capcom hasn't announced localization plans for MonHun XX.

>>387145449
>paying for emulation
>inferior versions of multiplats
>an almost 10 year old indie game
Damn.

I always smile a little when I think of how pokemon coming to the switch is going to bring it a guaranteed ten million plus unit sales beyond what it would've gotten otherwise

>>387145151
>Padding your list with shit that's not even out yet
Come on, anon.

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>>387146980
Does Splatoon 1 still have a decent sized player base? I saw it going pretty cheap at a nearby store and I'm tempted to pick it up.

>>387152313
It's full of hackers by now.

Give me the money to buy one

>>387152313
Yes.
>>387152348
Do you know that or are you just assuming?

>>387152763
It was full of hackers even before the second game came out.

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>>387145449
>Provide proof that there are actual games and exclusives on the Switch
>People still ignore it and shitpost it away thinking it'll disappear

Stay mad sony babbys

>>387152348
Haven't seen a single one. Are they only in the S+ ranked mode or is this just something people blame for not being as good as other players?

>>387153043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpyG6FAIDoo
I usually saw them in squads.

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>>387153008
Vast majority of them don't look interesting enough to justify spending the money on a Switch. I'm not buying a Switch for Splatoon 2 and games I already have on WiiU.

>>387153008
>literally two exclusives
>both are content-dry with dripfed content
>only one is a new IP

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I'm only mad they changed the snake pass icon

Smartphone looking shit

>>387153330
>Actually 5 exclusives
>Source: My ass
>Exclusives need to be a new IP

Sony ponies everyone

>>387153362
It really does look like dogshit

>>387153568
I only see 2 in that anon's picture. And both of them barely have enough content to be considered a game each.

>>387153008
Not even a Sony baby. PS4 and Xbone also had pretty horrendous launch periods. That doesn't make the Switch launch window line up any less shit though. Whoopie, I can buy EMULATED versions of 20+ year old upscaled NeoGeo titles with input delay AGAIN.

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Ill get it when
>It gets more games
>Gets the eventual revision
>Isn't being scalped

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>>387153670
>I only see 2 in that anon's picture

And before you shitpost about MK8 its still an exclusive because the deluxe version is only on switch

>>387154051
Snake Pass and MK8 aren't exclusives

>>387154051
2 enhanced ports, literally who and ARMS, which is overpriced and looks dumb.

>>387154051
Mario Kart 8 is a $60 DLC.

>>387154051
I love my switch, bro, but Fast and MArio KArt, even with the added content, are still ports from another platform.

Also Snake Pass is on everything, and actually runs a lot better everywhere else.

>>387138854
Tri-Slosher if youre a babby who needs a crutch to walk
Other low-iq weapons are rapid blaster, n-zap, octocrutch.

I'm going to wait for the New Switch XL 3D featuring Dante from the devil may cry series

>>387154793
>the only people that beat me only did it because they're using OP guns

>>387154793
I think the Tri-Slosher needs a nerf, but you can beat people who use it with the variety of weapons available.

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>>387136389
But I do!

>>387155086
It doesn't even need a severe nerf. Just bring it back to how it was in the first game.

>>387155182
Fresh/10.

>>387155182
That's a dope colour scheme.

>>387136484
This although I liked Splatoon 1, I'm not shelling out $300 for the same game (as well as Mario Kart) when I just bought a Wii U in 2015.

>>387141282
>If you play with sloshers, you are a no skill tryhard.

dont hate the player hate the game son

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>>387155912
I bought my Wii U in 2013 and I liked Splatoon 1 and played quite a bit. Splatoon 2 is a very good sequel though. I would call it the Super Mario Bros. 3 to Super Mario Bros. for Splatoon. There's very few games I sink in hundreds of hours to but Splatoon 2 is one of them for me.