How are they this bad? 1 blocks means you hit it 1 time 3 blocks

>>387112434
You only have yourself to blame. Who still watches game grumps? Arin is infuriatingly bad at games.

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>>387112434
wait a minute that block

>Part 97
>NINETY SEVEN
I thought that shit only happened in parodies and that one guy who's been playing Binding of Isaac for years straight.

>>387112672
Each part is only 10 minutes so that's only like 15 hours, pretty low for an RPG

>>387112658
Dropped the game here, this puzzle was bullshit and impossible

>>387112569
Danny plays this game, he doesn't play video games regularly.

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>Still watching Game Grumps

>>387112882
I like Danny, but not enough to keep watching them.

>>387112732
It's more like 24 hours since it's 15 minutes.

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>>387112658
>i-its ok when nintendo does it!

>>387112960
>ever
Fucking children. They've always just screeched into the microphone while being terrible at games.

>>387112434

Stop watching Gamegrumps. They have not been funny since 2013. Arin is not entertaining, nor can he play video games and Dan is an out of touch old Jew that doesn't give a shit about vidya and their chemistry together is so boring. I wish they had someone else be the co-star.

>>387113096

At least it was entertaining when it was with Jon.

>>387112960
>>387112569
>>387113207
Not OP, but Paper Mario is the only series of theirs I even watch. It's like a train wreck I can't look away from. I have to see what incredible new ways they fail to comprehend a game made for children

>>387112732
Don't you make more revenue with longer videos though? It'd be much more profitable to just upload the entire session with a few edits

>>387112434

Game grumps is fucking awful. Oneyplays and Supermega are better. Watch them instead.

>>387113334
>Supermega
guffaw

It's been awhile since I watched, at least a few years, but what I remember is that Arin is really, really, really bad at fucking video games. Like, to the point where I think it influences his whole perspective on game design and so forth. God the megaman videos were like pulling fucking teeth.

>>387113310

>It's like a train wreck I can't look away from. I have to see what incredible new ways they fail to comprehend a game made for children

You should see their Ocarina of Time playthrough. It's fucking awful. It's by far one of the worst videos they have ever done.

>>387112434
Why the fuck are you still watching those losers?

Friendly reminder that your the same cancer if you shit on game grumps but suck Oney's dick

They simply don't pay attention and more focused on personal stories about being gay and stuff.

>>387113550
Oney at least knows how to play games.

>>387112434

Who on god's earth still watches Gamegrumps? I hate using this meme but they are loved by literal children. I'm sure his current fans don't even know what a Newgrounds is.

>>387113550

At least you can tell that they are actual friends.

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>>387113686
I still from time to time.
Mostly their Sonic playthoughs and the one offs
I don't care about their Nintendo ones or the rest of the crew.
Main exception being OoT because of the context behind it.

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>Modern Game Grumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvBrn7sZ-hw

>>387112672
I think this is during the train part, so I could see it if they goofed around a little too. I dont watch walkthroughs very often, but it is frustrating to see them not pay attention or do dumb stuff for 30 minutes. Like cut that out of the video.

>>387113268
>I found screeching entertaining
Anon, admit it. You were underaged

>>387113968
>alternate reality where an esport is watched more than the sports they listed combined
>the grand prize is only a $1 million

shit we aren't even at that point in our reality and the data 2 championships just had a prize pool of nearly $25 mil (and a grand prize of nearly $11 mil)

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>>387113310

Trust me, anon. You're gonna love this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJg3HP36FrM

>>387114143

I was 19.

As embarrassing as this was I have to laugh at the autists in this thread telling OP to watch other LPers. You don't watch them fit the games, it's because you like them as people.
>BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Cool.

>>387114532
I was talking about age, not IQ

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>>387114730
>I was talking about your IQ
Best pic I have for you on my phone. Not the one you were talking to btw

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>>387114454
>Part 87 or something
>Arin is paying attention to Dan talking
>Link just walks right into a pit and dies

Its funny for all the wrong/right reasons

>>387114730
wew lad

>>387112434
>episode 97
thank god I jumped ship when I did
how do their audience not get bored of them talking over the same game for 97 days straight? even if you have other videos of other games being released this has to get boring at some point, to the point you wouldn't even watch them anymore
I remember when Minecraft was fucking huge with people having Part 293 of their series like what the fuck

>>387114661
>literally admitting lpers have nothing to do with videogames
good job
fuck off with your surrogate friends, cancer

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Reminder that these guys have enough life experience and enjoyment to keep a huge audience interested and coming back for more with literally days worth of talking and most /v/irgins can't keep a girl entertained for a few hours.

>>387115063
It's the people part of it

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>>387115154
Sometimes I think it can get out of hand
>Want to see a small compilation/supercut
>They are all 45 to an hour long
>Some even hours long

Its like, the opposite of the DSP obsession, but they seem okay with it.

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I genuinely don't think Danny will be able to beat the game. That's the part that I'm waiting for while watching this series. I'm waiting until they get to that "oh fuck" point where they can't progress because of how much they neglect to study up on games before playing them.

The parts where they're voicing story bits is pretty fun, Danny's gameplay is not.

>>387113550
oney/dingdong/julian are very self aware and relaxed, very clearly not scripting themselves unless they are trying to do a bit (pretending not to notice the modded SFX in mario 64 or going along with a joke for example). they have good chemistry and they never feel forced.

game grumps on the other hand started treating it like a job years ago, and egoraptor had a full lobotomy as part of his wedding contract because he's dumber than he's ever been before. danny and arin also aren't compatible hosts (and didn't even like each other much originally but were forced to co-host when jon left). I originally watched Grumps because Arin and Jon were funny content creators, now neither of them create content and Arin stopped being funny even before Jon left.

I think the bad reception of PokeAwesome 2 seriously killed his motivation as an animator (since he apparently spent years on the overly-detailed facial expressions) and he just ran out of funny shit to say

>>387115940
Maybe that was a risk before someone told him good badges to equip but I think it's pretty idiot-proof now

>>387116756
Is it? The entire game was cake until you get to the shadow queen. If you're taking every hit and not blocking, you're in for some shit

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>>387116756
I suppose, but I doubt him even still. I understand that TTYD isn't some super tough game or anything, and even little kids just leveling up health the whole game can beat it, but I still think he'll find a way to fuck it up.

He's getting roughed up pretty badly by the normal enemies in chapter 6, I can't imagine the ass pounding he'll be receiving in the Shadow Palace. And that Bowser/X-Naut Dude back to back fight? I'm not seeing it happening.

Arin dropped out of school at 13. His problem solving skills never developed beyond simple maths.

Stay in school kids

>>387117350
Didn't he drop out in high school at like the sophomore level?

>>387112434
Give them a break. They're middle aged men who are dead inside.

>>387117156
Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, Gloomtail and Bowser's second fight might kick his ass. He might struggle a lot with the Dry Bones by not knowing that using explosions or fire attacks permanently get rid of them and with the Dark Wizzerds. And don't even get me started with the Pit of 100 trials, as if they somehow get past level 50, the last 20 levels will surely wipe the floor with them.

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>>387112434
They're old men working as comedians, disinterested in video games.

Any seriously engaging parts of video games that they run into, Arin completely ruins it, although sometimes it's really funny... Like when he takes selfies during the ganon boss fight in wind waker...

Otherwise it's like watching my mom playing video games. Arin is yelling about the flaws of the game when he doesn't even pay attention to the fucking instructions, or is too oblivious to see the answer. Dan is just old and doesn't mesh well with any of this stuff.

It's not 2 guys playing video games anymore.

I'm calling it now, Game Grumps will be no more by the end of 2018.

The era of let's plays is dead.

The era of video games is dead.
It's a business and the face of it is 2 old men who don't care about video games anymore.

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>>387117852
I forgot to mention...

Their wind waker playthrough was FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO.

FOUR.

It's not the same anymore.

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>watching other people play video games
Underage, go.

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>>387118094
It makes it feel like you're playing games with friends, or just spending time with them.

Why do you think anyone here watches them?

I think a good portion of us are totally alone, although I can only speak for myself.

Do they at least have spike shield, use Clock Out to give themselves extra turns, Power lift to buff themselves against bosses, and use stylish commands?

>>387118252
>Why do you think anyone here watches them?
Because you're not just underage, but also autistic.

>>387118420
No to all of the above.

>>387118453
Might be true, but it doesn't change the fact that Arin sucks at video games and Dan is old, and now Arin is old too.

>>387118094
But i'm too lazy to play them myself.

>>387115940
They follow a walkthrough when they get stuck. The only thing that might put them off is the general white backtrack quest. They haven't even found the pseudo fast-travel pipes underground so that shit might take hours.

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>>387112569
When they have to talk and be funny, you loss concentration of what you're doing.
I dont watch them, but thats how it is. Arin being bad at game makes it far worse

>>387118252
>It makes it feel like you're playing games with friends,
Because when I play video games with friends, I sit quietly on the sidelines and my friends don't acknowledge me at all.

>>387112434
>watching Game Grumps
>watching a washed out newgrounds animator scream like a retard for his 12 year old audience while his jewish boyfriend vlogs about his life
>watching a group of lets players who intentionally play bad and hold back to prolong the playtime so they can make more money out of their dumb audience
>watching lets players at all
OP is fucking underage and shouldn't be here

>>387118848
>Getting this upset over people looking something you don't
>Calling others children

>>387118687
Oh fuck I forgot about that part, this shit is about to get silly

>>387118687
>havent found

maybe Im giving them too much credit but Im betting they're ignoring them on purpose to extend their material for more parts

>>387119105
I highly doubt it, they have a plethora of games they can play, there's no need to hold to one. If they wanted more views they'd just keep doing mario maker.

Anyone knows a good TTYD LP who is good and does it 100%? All I find are unfunny and cringy people.

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>>387112434
>watching GayGrumps

>>387119493
I'd say Chuggaconroy, but he didn't do the 100 pit of trials and get all of the recipes.

>>387117505
I wonder how the fuck they're gonna get past the Smorg fight.

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>>387112434
I can't even imagine them once they open the Thousand Year Door. Longest level that is nothing but puzzles and forced battles. And so far, they are bad at both.

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Probably because they have to play the game in 10 minutes everyday.

How the fuck do you play a game like that? Thats worse that wagecuck shit.

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>>387112434
I haven't watched this but how the fuck can anyone be bad at Paper Mario? Is that possible?

>>387112434
Their paper mario series has been the single greatest monuments to their stupidity in their entire careers. Never before have they been so dumb so consistently as in this series. It's genuinely fascinating to watch. The best part is how Arin doubles down on stupid and insists on blaming literally everything but himself. I lack the words to adequately describe how uniquely intriguing it is to watch.

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>watching Game Grumps in the first place

they're faking it for views

>>387119930
They record sessions in bulk. Any LPer that values their sanity does it like that too. Record 6-12 hours of footage one day and you can support an upload schedule for weeks just off that one session.

OneyPlays and NorthernLion are the only acceptable LP channels. One isn't scripted horseshit like Game Grumps and most other normie-tier shows and NL is the closest thing there is to an LP channel that can be considered "high standard"

Hold on theres a grape over here

>>387120741
Seconding NorthernLion. He's got a voice like a Radio talk show host.


Personally, I like MaximillionDood, but mainly because of his scripted videos. Dude's legit good at games too.

>>387113330
I think the point is that you get views/money only if the viewer watches (almost) the whole video, so the shorter the better or you risk to bore the audience and get nothing

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>>387120892
>I like MaximillionDood

>>387112672
do you think NL dreams about Isaac in his sleep? or is it more like he is Isaac in those dreams

>>387120937
Youtube used to pay by view, but that got abused by "ReplyGirls" who would make a video reply to every popular video and show their tits in the thumbnail, giving them massive revenue.

Now Youtube pays for consecutive minutes watched. They up the price at higher counts, which is why Game Grumps is up to 15 minutes now. Arin said in an interview that when he commissions game grumps animated they have to be at least a minute long or they won't make any money.

>>387120970
What's wrong with Max?

>>387121064
He's a fakeass gamer. Keeps saying he played in arcades and is too pussy to even attend an EVO. Only uploads his wins.

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>>387114390
>We'll travel to a different timeline where sitting on a couch is the biggest sport of the planet!
>We'll infiltrate their biggest tournament and steal the grand prize... 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

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>>387114730
I bet you were expecting to be one of those posts that get millions of replies of other anons commending on your comeback and saying stuff like "BTFO!" huh?

>>387112569
i like watching arin have a tantrum, and danny always has the best jokes.
just watch endless ocean 2, you'll be on the floor.

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>actually enjoying two hardcore gfurs and their autistic son LPs

>>387120316
underrated post