times in video games you acted like the joker >be at 93%

>quicksave
>immediately hard save over it
OH NO HERE IT COMES AGAIN

>>387110624
>game tells me to take a break
>I do

NOT LIKE THE REST OF THEM

>>387110624
>Play FPS on PC
>Use controller
MAMA IS GONNA FREAK

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>choice between vanilla or ntr
>pick secret futanari on male route

> "Press start"
> Don't press anything
> Stare at the splash screen for 12 hours
LOCK ME UP

>spend one bullet
>reload anyway
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>rent a game cartridge from video store
>there's already a file on it
>don't check it first to see what the previous person had done, immediately save over it

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>387111549
I had to play through the first half of Super Mario RPG like ten times because of you.

>Played through the game fully already
>still do the tutorial
THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>387111549
> Rent a game
> On a monday night
> Don't get snacks
> Buy bottled water
MOM'S GONNA SHIT

>like these threads
>still report them

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>pirate game
>never play it anyway
tss tss FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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>press button to toggle run
>keep button pressed while running anyway

> Donate to Kickstarter
> No intention of playing the game

SPLASH TEXT GOES HERE

>Fire my gun
>Just so I can pick up this ammo pack
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY

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>play FPS games with handholding hud knowing it fucks my hypothalamus

DAMAGED

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>Saints Row 3
>always jump into cars, never use the door

sssssSOMEBODY STOP ME!

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>game tells me to not touch the power button while saving
>gently caress it while it saves

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>create stupid reddit thread
OH SHIT JOKER

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>>387110624
>making mod
>listen to nothing but barrels of fun while doing so
its reflecting in the gameplay i just know it

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>vanilla wow
>see fellow alliance warlock killing an elite
>help him out with a Curse of Recklessness

>>387110624
>play FF1
>pick a team of four thieves even though they're horrible

I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL

>>387114714
Trainwiz?

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>friend gets mad at me spamming
>pick a spammier character

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>playing kingdom hearts on proud
>choose sword, decline shield

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>game with character creator
>use the default face

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

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>>387115494
no, don't have a scene name

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>>387115517
Eddy Gordo

>Play any call of duty game online.
>Pick every form of explosives available for my loadout.
SCHOOLS. OUT. FOR. SUMMER.

>>387110864
This is a normal thing to do in Skyrim because sometimes your quicksave won't load for some reason. Better safe than sorry.

>make funny claim in greentext

POST IN ALL CAPS FOR RESULT

>start new game
>skip the tutorial

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>Buy 60 dollar game
>Never play it
WAKE ME UP

>>387110624

>be at 98% health
>waste rare full hp potion for remaining 2%

THE CRAZY GET CRAZIER

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>get main quest
>don't get sidetracked with a bunch of side quests
ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL

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>Rebinding keys in game
>Set Quick Save to F5
>Set Quick Load to F6
THE FIRE IN MY SOUL REJECTS MY WISDOM

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>"Would you like to save your game?"
>select no
>i actually did want to save my game

OMOBOLASIRE I REALLY WANNA SEE YA

>playing rouge lite browler indie game
>dont kill everyone and steal everything
DONT LET ME OUT

These threads are dumb, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't giggle at some of these posts.

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>quit to desktop
>are you sure you want to quit without saving?
>yes
>actually wasn't sure at all
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO

>multiplayer game each side has their own guns
>switch my gun for the other factions gun whenever i get the chance
IVE DONE MY TIME AND I WANT OUT

>>387111050
Too bad she couldn't cook, still waifu with a huge dick and a love of cars? Sign me up.

>>387111050
>>387117368
Cropped so could you tell me what you're talking about please?

>>387117368
>>387117432
Oh nevermind. You're talking about Starless, aren't you?

>>387117283
>Guns are highly customizable and uniquely identifyable.
>Melee you opponent and use their own gun to kill them when they respawn.
WHY MR ANDERSON? WHY, WHY?

>beat difficult boss
>jump off cliff without saving
FOR YEARS AND YEARS I'VE ROAMED

>use the worst weapons and shit over people to prove how much better I am than them
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN

>>387117650
>Purposely go against meta to beat meta
CARRY ON, CARRY ON

>Kill NPCs
>Arrange their bodies into chairs and place beer cans all around them, turn oft the lights and lock up.
WHAT IF I SAID YOU ARE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

>>387118176
gay

>accept a side quest
>completely ignore it
MARIO SMOKING WEED!!!!!!