>japanese player on enemy team >unstoppable unless outnumbered

Pretty sure all Japs on Splatoon are trash at the game

Yes because Japs don't play actual competitive games except sometimes fighters. Being unstoppable at Splatoon is like being unstoppable at Mario Party.

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>>387110590
>mfw gooks on FFXI
It was so fucking hard to keep up with them, god damn the autism.

>>387110590
As an Australian, 90% of my players are japs and they're just as shit/good anyone else. Only noticeable difference is they're more like to throw games, from what I've experienced so far.

>Squidbag in front of a jap player
>He squidbags back
>We both die

I love japs.

i remember reading its because their internet is stronger and faster. that's why the americans won at e3 over japan

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>play ranked.
>just make it to S without much trouble
>Play against Japanese using a VPN
>quickly rank down to B+

This is why I always play against the Japanese. I don't want to win, I want to be better.

>>387110590
Confirmation bias
You don't pay attention to people playing poorly
You notice when someone is stomping you
If they have a normal name, you usually wouldn't take note

https://youtu.be/xLbCWbu95vg

>>387110590
>>387114272

I hate how sexily they designed the fucking inklings. Since like male or female i just want to like fuck them as deep as their tiny assholes could take me.

Shame they aint real and as promiscuous and precocious as they are im my dreams.

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>>387117657
What's your fucking problem man.

>>387110590
How do you know they're a jap? You can easily give yourself a japanese screen name on the switch.

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>>387117912
Nintendo knew what they were doing.