This is Alistair, your fellow Grey Warden and friend. Say something

You met a Mabari Warhound.

>>387094898
Alisfaggot is a whiny bitch.

>>387094898
Alister seems like the kind of guy who would pretend to be heterosexual in public while carrying on a secret gay relationship with a fat bearded blacksmith in the palace armory.

no I'm not saying the meme

Quads

hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

He was super lame

>>387095260
hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

>>387095260
>>387095530

YES! Haha! Classic 4Chan moment right there!

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>>387095109
>>387095131
>>387095318
That's not very nice guys. You know what else isn't very nice? Apostates, MAGES outside the tower. That's illegal you know

Giving him the conviction to be king and letting him fight and defeat Loghain on his own was pretty cool

>>387094898
Of all the vidya "bros" in cRPGs he was the least likeable by far.

I was a tank so he warmed the bench.

>>387098134
There's no way he's worse than Carth

>>387095260
>>387095530
haha! epic meme guys! i will screencap this to /r/4chan lmao xD

Enchantment?

>>387094898
He was obnoxious until you could harden him, but then it was a nice touch that you could actually make him the new King

>>387095260
>>387095530
Quads

>>387099181
>Quads
Everytime

>>387098810
>>387095616
>Dude /v/ hates everything right? Do I fit in yet
>>>/plebbit/

>>387099237
>Everytime
Everytime

Why was Dragon Age Origins full of great dialouge options with lengthy shit you could say, to get special cutscenes and or dialogue from other characters that you would otherwise not get with a simple approach method?

Like that one girl and her brother in Redcliffe that had had a family member that hunted dragons, and she would give you her ancestor's dragon slaying sword in return for saving her brother from the castle.

Now we only get simple, one option answers. Instead of trying to dig deeper into a conversation, we just choose options 1, 2 ,or 3. And that's it.

>>387094898
Cuck

>>387100024
He's the one who cucks his uncle and cousin.

>>387100307
also the player character.

>>387099820
Less work for the developer, less thinking for the casul.

>>387100024
>Cuck
Everytime

>>387094898
Why were all the sequels garbage? what happened after the first mass effect and dragons age that made such garbage sequels to both series?

>>387100745
Gameplay simplification and piece by piece dismantling of all RPG elements

>>387100745
same thing that happened to TES
it got popular
old TES was just rapidly loyal community forum neckbeards and after Morrowind went to the Xbox they complained and now we have Oblivion and Skyrim
it got popular

>>387095873
You did not read that in a book somewhere, did you? I hope the small letters did not strain you overmuch.

>>387094898
You're handsome and sensitive and if I can't bed you then I want to be your best friend.

>>387100998
>devs were constantly at the TES forums talking to the fans about lore and shit
>now we have pete hines
where did everything go so wrong

>>387094898

Alistair is by far the best "Carth" Bioware has made.