"HERE-WE-GO!"
"IM-A GONNA GET YOU!"
"WA-HOO!" *coin collecting sounds*
"SO LONG GAY BOWSER!"
*sound yoshi makes in super mario world*
>hey white boi shut yo cracka mouth remember 20000 years ago i were kangz in egypt
>DON'T WORRY I HAVE HEADPHONES YOU FUCKING NIGGER
"NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, GAY LUIGI?"
>CRACKA IM GONNA GET CHA
>turns 360 degrees and slaps nigger out of the window
>Dad walks in
"What did you mean by this, son"
"now that the dust has settled can we agree that sony always wins baby!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST"
>Eurobeat starts playing
>plane goes super sayan drifting
>switch flies all over the place
>Waifu pillow starts molesting dad
*BLING BLING BLING WAHOO*
>plane gets attacked by terrorists
>switch flies into the WTC memorial
>white people got mad Mario was appropriating mexican culture with a sombreo
>Mario himself is a walking talking italian cultural appropriation made by the japanese
ebin, truly ebin.
eric
simply
eric
>>387094691
Liberals aren't people.
And there was a bunch of Mexicans who liked the fact that Mario was in a sombrero.
>>387094691
It's not racist if it's white people.
We've reached peak /v/.
>>387094585
Pretty much, I guess.
Someone do this but for Kirby.
>>387094585
I liked it OP
>>387094585
someone out there in this world chose to wrote this OP. they are at a point in their life where they thought that this course of action would be a good thing to spend their time on. let that sink in.
other anons ITT, you may be a neet. you may be a kissless virgin. you may be 30 yo and are a tired gamer with nothing to play but 500+ games on Steam. But at least you are not OP.
>>387095112
why does this turn me on? getting looked down upon by females? oh god please kill me now what have I become?
>>387094691
This lmao, how could that have gone completely through over their heads, shows how smart "liberals" actually are.
>>387095237
This shouldn't turn you on anon.
You're broken.
>>387094585
dude have you gone crazy ay lmao?
>>387095237
>tfw there's a "disgust" tag on boorus
>>387094851
Conservatives aren't people either. They frequent 4chan, something you can't do without being the scum of the earth.
>>387094585
At least you gave me an opportunity to use this