>playing my Switch at college
>professor tries to take it away
>I scream and bite his arm
Haha, what are some embarrassing gaming in public stories you have?
>Play 3ds in public
>Get my assed whopped by a group of Chads
>>387045672
What's really embarassing is that you try to falseflag as a manchildren in college (probably in a sad, assblasted attempt at insulting nintendo owners) while it's immediatly obvious you never went to college.
Question remain, why are you so assblasted?
>>387045672
take notes kiddies
this post has GUARANTEED REPLIES!
>playing Mega Man on my New 3DS XL Majora's Mask edition
Haha
>>387045961
Pls don't derail my thread.
>>387045880
Yours or the one you replied to?
>>387045672
Hahaha, that is embarrassing friend
I'm way too embarrassed to tell mine...
Nobody's gonna take away your toy in college, if anything they'll tell you to get out of the room
Not in public but once brought my 3DS to parents' house and they did not like seeing their grown son play on a kids toy.
>>387045672
That's not how college works anon
But thanks for revealing your underrage
>>387045672
I gotta say, those connectors are unaesthetic as fuck.
>play vita in public
>jk I don't have a vita
>>387046595
ok?
> play my vita in public
> every virl in a 10km radius offer me sex
>>387046657
Its a problem.
>>387045672
No professor would pull this kind of stunt
>>387046696
How?
>>387046595
its better you shithead
this new design prevents dust build up
>playing my Switch
>girl comes up to me and asks if she can lick the cartridge to see if they really taste so bad
>pull out the cartridge and give it to her
>she swallows it and runs away
>mfw I have no face
>>387046718
its not aesthetic
>>387046871
its more aesthetic you shithead
the board is more exposed
boards look coooool
>>387045672
Most of /v/ is too retarded or too underage to go to college so they'll fall for this.
>playing my sony playstation vita on a train
>some annoying little shite keeps trying to look at what I'm playing(it was Senran Kagura btw) while his dumb cunt mom is busy with on phone
>slap him across the face
>brat starts crying
>his mom starts screaming at me for hitting her hell spawn
>I ran out of the train at the next stop in panic
>wasn't even my stop
Fucking hate kids
You fags dont seriously do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDs72IwC3e8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voDh1-n3HFA
>>387045672
> Scream at college
>Not in high school, IN COLLEGE
WTF???
>>387046716
I was a professor and would agree. Would make them leave instead. The legality of taking shit is too risky could easily get fired if you without tenyear
>>387045672
>playing my wife's boyfriend's PS4
>they're banging too loud in the next room, but he won't let me borrow his headset
He's gonna flip when he finds out I deleted ink NBA 2K Career data, lol
>>387047483
I didn't know Todd was selling games for that long
>>387045672
>wasting mommies $30K on bing bing wahoo 1-up
>making yourself look like a sperg in a public space
wow you probably are socially retarded, fat and understand the concept of personal hygiene you stinky invalid
>>387046716
>>387047718
>obviously fake story is definitely fake
oh, thanks for telling us
>>387047935
summer /v/ is real
>>387045672
Just curious can professors take your stuff up? I remember that happening in middle and highschool.
One time I tried to roll a 5 but got a 3 and this post is probably a 7
>>387047935
I like how people think video games are about points and lives these games unaware that most games are auto saved and don't have point systems.
>>387046170
Good thing he failed
This 5 however
>>387046649
who are you quoting?
>>387048427
Nah, they're more likely to tell you to leave the classroom, or embarassing you in front of everyone
>>387047740
THROW AWAY THE KEY.
>>387046716
I had a professor who took some dude's phone and threw it in the trash. He did the same thing they year after that when I had to retake the class.
I think it was his display of power, probably effective too.
>>387047483
The girl on the right looks like she just slipped something in the guy's drink
>
>
>Nintendo toys
lmao
>guy calls me gay for playing ds in public
>blow my nose on him and then walk away pretending I don't hear or notice him anymore
>>387045880
you mean if I make a thread there's a guarunteed chance there will be replies to my post because it's the OP? damn...
seven
>>387049776
You'd think that but no. My thread has zero replies :(
>>387047483
>Time travelers dining in the back.
This thread made me laf
>>387046840
This is my fetish
>>387046840
>follow her home
>wait for her to die
>recover cartridge
>fuck corpse
>profit
you blew it son
>>387047483
That cat is pissed off
>>387045781
it was blatant, you're the dofus for not getting the meta thread
>>387051530
so it's a false false flag thread?
>on the train playing monhun generations
>going into the city, black guy and his white girlfriend(?) sit next to me
>black guy tries to chat me up, said he loved mhfu on the psp
>using switch axe, dude is like "woah what weapon is that?"
>awkwardly mumbling out answers, said i loved playing mhfu, that i still play it on an emulator
>girl tries to engage in the conversation, says she has a ds but all she plays is pokemon
>quit out of monster hunter and show her my team
>sees how i have a full box of perfect iv mudkips
>asks if she could have my fc and trade her one
>boyfriend is kinda peeved
>im kinda nervous, never gave my fc out to anyone outside 4chan
>spend the rest of the trip in silence, feel like that ruined the mood
That girl never even added me
>>387045672
what's funny is that you bite his arm instead of being in there LEARNING like you paid a lot of money for
>>387046170
4
>>387045672
>sister walks in on me playing super deep throat and jerking off
>designed girl to look just like her
>she notices
Welp.
>>387045961
>>387048627
>>387052039
Those are all too complicated gets. You need to start out easier and give yourself room to grow.
Like this 3.
>>387052541
you're aiming too low.
you can have my 4 if you want.
>>387052530
Did she give you a blowjob afterwards?
>>387052752
She touched my dick and I immediately started farting and cumming.
one time i got a 5 in public haha hope it doesn't happen again
6.
Its as easy as that
You guys are terrible at gets. 1diots.
>>387051083
>Waiting
>Not killing her with a lighter and fork on spot
It's like you don't even vidya.
Don't people use bots for getting Gets? Why are you all so bad at this?
>>387053378
I've literally gotten an 8 on six different occasions and i've never used a script.
Sometimes you're just lucky.
>>387052749
say that to my 0
You guys need to have some ambition, check out these doubles
>>387053596
Here, you dropped these.
>>387045672
>play smash on 3DS
>couple of chads come over to gimme shit
>one of them makes a grab at my system
>wavedash my way past them
Niggas don't know how to shffl
>>387053378
no I don't. I managed to get 5 times 5 in a row in a thread once, it's just luckand you need to believe inn the heart of the digits, that will grant me this 3
>>387051675
You're letting your condition show anon. The thread is clearly for coming up with fake, cringy stories in the same tone.
>sad thread full of nothing but failed gets
Ok fine, 6, now can we go back to bullying Switch users?
>>387051530
>dofus
Don't you dare sully Dofus with your shitposting.
>>387053767
this. way too many kiddos want to touchy feely every 3DS
All you fags have 0 chance of a get
>>387047483
It looks like the tablecloth is fucklong and the girl on the left just put its other end on her head instead of letting it lie on the floor.
BEHOLD THIS6!
>>387051353
I never even realized that cat was there until now
>>387051530
>merely pretending
>>387048627
That's not how you get a 5
Half life3
>playing a game on my 3DS
>guy asks what I'm playing
>tell him
>he nods and leaves
REEEE REE FUCKNIG NORMIES REEE RE
EEREE HEURHERUEAH UHSUH XUASXHU AXHAXSXHXHUXASXAS ASXXSSXD
>>387049274
>guy calls me gay
>prove I'm not by pushing him to the ground, forcibly suck his dick, and swallow every last bit of his tasty cum
>>387054124
I'd nod and leave too desu
>>387045672
Work on your bait.
A college professor wouldn't actually confiscate something like that. A high school teacher would take it away, but a college professor would just tell you to get the fuck out.
>playing my Switch at college
>stacy walks by
>says to me "is that an 8?"
>>387054198
No, a college professor wouldn't give a fuck and keep giving his lecture. If you pay attention or not that's your fucking problem. As long as you aren't interrupting the class with your game sound, no college professor gives a fuck what you're doing.
>>387054353
5+3=8, that's good enough for me. Everyone give this lucky anon all your (You)'s!
>>387054353
no, it's a 3
>>387054360
Not paying attention isn't just a waste of money. It's also disrespectful, and some professors would definitely tell you to put it away or get out.
Have you ever wondered what Yoshi's eggs smell like haha I mean I haven't but have you lol?
>>387054703
no anon, that's a 3 and so is this
>>387054605
>>387054703
>stealing each other's numbers
gypsies both of you
don't take my 8
>>387047483
The girl in the middle is clearly flirting.
>>387054925
You mean this 8?
>>387054360
True for the most part, but I did had some professors that told people that were blatantly not paying attention to leave.
>>387045773
Better than getting your ass whooped.
Are dubs still banned?
>>387055370
This is my second and last chance
>>387046840
>not asking her to cutely poop it into your mouth
who /4/ here
>>387055453
bye bros
the digit are unfavorable to us! I summon a 6
>play switch in public
>big strong group of chads come my way
>they come and surround me
>Yo anon! Is that a switch!?
>y-yes chad
>dope bro! yo stacy come fuck this anon!
>>387055572
If I get one for you, then what
>>387055370
>>387055453
I'll save you
>>387045781
Even if the op really happened, it will never be as embarrassing as this post.
1 2 4 6 7 9
why is it so hard to get a 7
Check this 1
>>387056012
You forgot this 5, that's why
>>387056124
hey bro, you dropped this 7
>>387056012
becAUSE YOU're nOt tryIg
Jesus christ will someone get a get in this thread already
Why do you guys waste your time?
Snake eyes
nothing seem to work today, I have to use my true power
FUCK JUST LET ME GET AN 8
>>387056198
witnessed
>>387056157
>>387056157
>>387056198
good job
>>387056157
FINALLY
>>387046170
>>387056157
>>387056198
FUCKING FINALLY
now OP delete this thread and we can go home
>>387045672
>playing guitar hero championship qualifier at my local county fair.
>beat a couple people, pretty easy.
>last opponent is some kid, kick his ass and take some hear from parents
>win $50 gift card
>go to championship, lose by a couple notes.
>feel like a nerd in front of a lot of people.
>>387056198
Hooray for you
I'd like one too
>>387048627
5? try this 1
>>387056332
>332
so close anon, I feel bad for you
>>387056415
That's a 5 you dummy
This is a 1
>NINTARDS ARE SO BUTTHURT THEY HAVE TO DERAIL A THREAD
>>387056415
Here's a pity 1, try not to make a fool out of yourself next time.
>>387056469
>why is my bait thread being derailed :(
btw check this 3
>>387056469
What's the matter an0n
579
>>387056556
You have an extra 3
>>387056620
and you have 3 less
>>387048427
They'll probably just kick you out of class. There would be a wealth of legal issues in taking away someone's stuff.
How many games do you have on your Switch? I have 4
>>387056775
No anon, that's 5
This is a 4
It's time for a 2
>>387056861Plot twist: I actually have 5, one is digital
Check my trips
5minus 3
jesus what a bunch of casual shitters. This is how it's done5
>>387056439
>Not knowing that Moot disabled dubs except for 0 years ago
>>387047483
>that cat is probably dead by now
;_;
>>387057316
>he still hasn't gotten dubs since they got reenabled
LMAO, check these faggot
>>387057316dubs yes, but trips?
>>387046913
>being this autistic
>>387057303
Victory is mine
>>387057642
The only thing that works are three or more 0
>>387057976
You dropped this 5
>take 3DS to college class
>pull it out once prof reaches material I've already studied thoroughly
>classmate next to me notices
>asks "Is that a gameboy?"
>say, "yeah this lecture is boring"
>they say ok and don't bother me
Gee I love the real world.
>>387046170
You can't derail a thread without this 8
>>387046170
1 in ten chances
I doubt I'll get this 7
>>387058230
Sorry, I stole it.
>>387045672
oh you wanna hear embarassing?
>be me
>be 9
>the wii was just released, super excited to play with it
>head over to a friends house that just got the console, like literally i got there and then it came in the mail
>so were setting it up
>was pretty fun doing all the wii sports stuff
>but as we were playing tennis, my friends little sister walks in front of the TV
>this blocks a motion he was about to do, which makes him lose to me
>he, of course, gets vehemently mad at his sister
>they start to bicker
>she then grabs a wiimote and nunchuck, and proceeds to run away with it, my friend follows
>me being a mild mannered child went to my friends parents
>the dad goes off to deal with the kids, and the mom comes to me and apologizes for her kids behavior
>then i hear a whack and the most ear splitting scream imaginable
>the whacking and screaming continued
>all of a sudden the dad goes "WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK??"
>whacking stops, but not the screaming.
>the mom takes me out onto the porch and calls my mom
jesus fuck im glad i aint friends with him no more, he did some juvie and is still on probation for some nastier stuff he did when i was older.
>Sitting in my dorm playing Vidya
>Time for classes
>Go out for class and schoo life like a normal human being
>Don't touch vidya
>Arrive home, play vidya
>Playing Vidya in public
>>387047718
>tenyear
The illiteracy...
>>387045672
The armies of Astapor will put an end to this shitposting, all eight Legions of Unsullied
>>387048987
Sounds cool and all until someone compains to the academic council. The kids must have been extra stupid for not knowing their rights in addition to doing something that snapped the prof. I get what he was trying to do, but I will hardly root for a guy that does it for temporary points of respect, especially given plethora of other ways he could have resolved the conflict, from stopping a lecture until the guy apologizes for him to lowering his scores with harder questions and shit.
>>387058230
>>387058306
nothin personnel kids
If my post ends with 4 OP has to kill himself
>>387045672
>>playing my Switch at college
>>professor tries to take it away
>>I scream and bite his arm
This is true isn't it?
por favor un 4
>>387056157
That's not mine, I got my own seven right here
>>387056415
that's not 1 anon, here use mine
>>387048987
Holy shit what Uni did you guys go to
At my campus no one gave a fuck what happened as long as the professors got paid and they were pretty open about this
>>387053574
yeah, sure buddy. take this 6 for your troubles
Is she retarded? 0 means yes 9 means yes
3 IS MY DESTINY
If 6 OP is a fag
>>387046558
>caring about what your parents think
>>387055459
Yum
>>387045672
OP, we all know you are really in Middle School.
If 5 modes delete the thread
If 5 ur all gay
If 5 then traps are gay
>my roommate invited people over for a party
>They were about to start playing on my PS4
>I scream as loud as possible at them
>"Reeeeee don't touch my PS4"
>Keep doing this
>Start rolling on the floor and crying while I do it until they leave and go somewhere else
Haha I was a bit silly haha but they shouldn't have touched my PS4 haha
>>387046170
Give me the friendly dubs
>>387062185
welp guess I can't fap to traps anymore
>>387062185
IT HAS SPOKEN
>Dont bring up vidya in public ever
>Girls still know im a virgin
ITS JUST NOT FAIR BROS, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW
It's time.Check this seven.
>>387062431
Because there's a certain pheromone you give off when you're a virgin that changes once you've put your dick in a vagina. Women can literally smell your virginity, if only at a subconscious/instinctual level.
>>387056469
>Make shitty bait
>Be surprised when it gets derailed
You can check this 4 instead
Yeah but check this 7
i never get gets
but 8
>playing my 3ds during church
>don't want to go, but my grandparents were visiting so my parents made me
>preacher says that salvation can only be achieved through Jesus Christ
>my fedora falls to the floor the moment I hear this
>stand up and tell him that Christianity is a giant fucking scam and gave them the name of a youtube video where Richard Dawkins destroys a creationist in a debate
>parents take me by the arm and escort me out
Pretty sweet deal, I don't have to go to church any more, but I left my fedora in the church and made my mom buy me a new one.
>>387062525
How the fuck do you remove that phermone then?
>>387047483
Girl in the middle is a definite sloot
>>387052039
>>387061543
wrong
check THIS 4-5
>>387063056
motherfucker
>>387047891
Where do you think he got the idea for skyrim from?
>>387062767
I told you: Vaginal intercourse. It's the only way. The friction from sex causes microscopic abrasions that the vaginal secretions get into (part of how STDs spread, actually) and it contains a certain hormone that triggers some hormonal changes in your own body, one of which is that pheromone alteration.
>>387045672
>playing 3ds in public
>girls laugh at me for playing *BING BING WAHOO* at full volume
>>387045672
>Play my vita in the school buss
>The guy behind me asks me why I'm staring at a blank screen
Fuck you Jonas
>>387058068
Jojo has a huge fucking hand. Holy six.
>>387063898
oh you
Bro. 9.
Check this 6.
My baby cousin took one of those cartridges. Was afraid she would eat it.>>387045953
>>387047718
>tenyear
>>387064202
Thanks docfor the six
>play my Vita in public
>hunnies be gettin all over me and watching me play dat shit
ABAP, baby
>>387046170
NIGGA I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS.
>>387064409
I'm sure all your virtual waifus were all over you anon
I lost my 2, can someone find my 2
>>387064518
Here, have it.
0 get.
>>387064518
Take mine
How is this thread still up, are hot pockets buy 1 get this 1 free?
>>387046170
6god
>>387045672
>play DS on high school
>Chad and his group of friends find me
>they bully the shit out of me and take my DS
>I ran into the bathroom to cry
>chad finds me
>he says hes sorry and explain me that he needs to act that way so he can keep his status
>he gives me my DS
>he start to touch my leg I do the same with his leg
>I unbutton his pants and take out his dick
>I start to suck it
>He take of my pants and put his dick inside my ass
>Fuck me like the chad he is
>He cum inside me and give me a kiss
>Leaving me in the bathroom with my ds and cum in my ass
Haha it was really embarrassing
>>387065052
Wait a nice story, please, have this 1.
>>387064999
>>387045672
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
>>387046840
>playing my Switch
>girl comes up to me and asks if she can lick the cartridge to see if they really taste so bad
>do the cummies
>now she's got the yummies
>mfw
>>387045781
This is the worst post I've seen on /v/ all month
>>387065238
no and neither did you
>>387047718
Hope you're not an english professor
>>3870461705
>>387065238
is funny because you only said
>evil is evil dude
>>387045672
>playing my vita at home
>kicked out of the basement because my mom needs to power clean it because of a foul odour
>go to the library
>use a proxy to downtown hentai of my waifu Kat
>librarian catches me and I shit my pants
>>387066272
>downtown hentai
>>387045773
>uncle was a teenager when I was a kid
>parents got me a game boy color when I was a kid
>my uncle lived with us and wanted to borrow my game boy so that he could play with his friends
>this somehow turns to a water balloon fight
>uncle starts trying to save before turnig off the game boy to join his friends
>they sneak up on him and dump a bucket of water on him and the game boy
>batteries died but the game boy lived on in perfect condition
>later that day I drop it off my dad's big truck onto hard cement
>still no chips or scratches
>more than 15 years later I still have my gameboy and occasionally play some kirby or pokemon puzzle challenge on it
Damn Nintendium
check this 3/4/5/6
>>387045773
>play PSP Go while waiting for class to start
>a couple of Chads surround me
>ohboyherewego
>"Dude is that a PSP?"
>"Yeah. I modded it so I can play Zelda"
>"Wow that's sick."
>next week they show up asking me to hack their old PSPs so they can play Pokemon and Zelda
>install CFW on their PSP before class even started
>they thank me and we never speak again
>they keep their collection of nubile Stacies to themselves
Four?
Check this 0/1/3/4/5/6/8/9
>>387046170
dulbs
>All these people ITT that can't even get so much as a middling 2
>>387045672
Heads up, kiddo. College professors treat you like an adult, if you do something like this they'll just tell you to fuck off for wasting their time.
>Plays my Vita in school
>Bought it day one
>everyones jealous
12
>>387067424
WHAT
HOW???
>>387067552
>>387067751
skill2deft
>>387067552
Only a 2?
Why not at least double that?
>>387067712
Make sure to put me in the screenshot.
>>387067712
>finally get a get
>nobody gives a shit
such is life
>>387067552
>>387067712
Very nice, but check this 7
>>387048847
>thinking greentext means quotes
go back to /r/eddit
>>387058318
Who was screaming?
>>387067712
>>387068297
the gets are hot, 6
>>387069326
n1gga
>>387045672
>take it away
interesting way of writing steal it
>>387054926
Wow, you are an art critique now congrats
>>387067712
>>387053459
>11.049.419 views
HOLY SHIT! 9 on both!
>>387070998
deepest lore
>>387051898
Black boys cannot compete.