>playing game
>main character gets asked if he's a virgin
>"haha, nope!"
>>387021281
name one game, you virgin
>>387021347
haha, nope!
>>387021669
>>387021347
nearly every single H-Game out there
>>387021669
>went on a date today
>lady ive been seeing for about a week
>ate some delicious ramen
>brought her back to my place
>finally had sex
>only stopped because she had to go to work
>took a shower and played return to castle wolfenstein
>mfw we're meeting again tomorrow for round 2
i'm pretty autistic, but damn it feels good when i pull off being a normie
>>387022514
Well done, anon.
>>387022514
I am so fucking sick of people using "autistic" as common as they do. It just sounds like they're trying so hard to sound """unique""". No different from tumblr girls spouting how depressed and bipolar they are. I miss the days when people would just use the word retard.
>>387022514
Shit's easy, honestly. Just have a good day and don't be weird
If you've ever spent the day hanging out with a bro, you can do the exact same with women and get laid
>>387021281
I've never understood why this is a problem. Surely you figured out in highschool that you just have to lie and nobody can call you out otherwise, right?
>"Hey anon are you a virgin?"
>"Haha nope!"
Easy fucking peasy, now nobody will think less of you you fucking virgin.
>>387022581
feels good my dude. its been a long time since i felt someones skin against mine. gotta savor it while it lasts before i fuck it up
>>387022695
I think you might actually be autistic anon
People use it in the context of social retardation and lack of human empathy, not actual learning disabilities or brain damage
>>387022742
but deep down, it hurts
>>387022781
Yo're joking right? People on 4chan throw the word around when they are talking about anything stupid/cringy/retarded.
>>387022781
no i use it for the actual brian disability context because video games tend to attract a lot of people who have ADHD, ADD, Autism, you get the idea, for some reason. Not saying everyone on here is one, but when I make fun of myself on here, I use autistic because I actually am autistic and am still a virgin living with his parents working the only place that will hire me while taking me over 6 years to get a 2 year degree.
>>387021281
>actually feeling attraction towards 3DPD
>>387022781
>social retardation
>lack of human empathy
>learning disabilities
Oh wow I'm getting close
>>387022926
It's a good feeling. Mine is super submissive and does whatever kinky things I request. Can't get the sense of Domination with 2d
>>387022781
Are you being fucking serious right now
>>387022892
>>387022917
The context of the original post implied he was bad with social situations - not had an actual disability and definitely not that he was 'retarded', which is a completely separate thing
tfw genuinely good looking, tall, fit and not a complete sperg
tfw never had a gf and haven't had feelings for a girl in 6 years despite meeting plenty
>>387023026
oh. men who are bad with social situations can be seen as that, but when one of the main characteristics of autism is problems with socializing, combined with being on 4chan, then it all comes together
but the first guy said he was "pretty" autistic which probably means he is on the ASD
>>387023291
Yeah, or he's just a regular human being with not as much experience
Not everything is a medical condition, you fucking sperg, especially when it's just a guy who's a bit awkward or whatever.
>>387021669
>>387022514
>mfw reading greentext stories from losers who need to hide their habits like insecure children in order to get laid
Just grow up and make the effort to find someone who likes games and wants dick. It's not even that tough.
>>387024013
thats quite a leap, ohana. i meant autistic as in awkward conversation and missing social cues. i'm not afraid to hide my power level around a significant other, we're both entitled to our own interests and hobbies.
>tfw she never plays videogames but wants to try
I'm thinking castle crashers. couch coop, charming and casual
>>387022892
Lol you might actually be socially inept
>>387022514
>took a shower