>"Relax. It's just a game, bro" How would you

>>387020721
You're right,, it is just a game. Getting upset over it is silly, and if a game is making me upset then it's doing the opposite of what I want it to achieve

>>387020721
We're all just wormfood, dude.

he clearly isn't playing anything so what does he know

I patiently wait for him to get upset at something then reply with a similar remark in a very condescending tone

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>>387020721
Weren't you on Limmys show or something you cunt?

lol babby OP got triggered and now whines on /vee/

relax nerd

*teleports behind him*
*slashes his throat*
pshhh, relax... it's just a human life... BRO

>>387022271
Heh...

>>387020721
tell him "you're completely right henry rollins"
then ask him for an autograph

>>387020721
I was just kidding, bro. You need a sarcasm detector

>>387023667
Nice try, kid..... You made me use almost only 10% of my power....

>>387020721
Tell him he wasn't trying then or has a mental problem. Anyone who puts time and effort into something and have it all mean nothing is expected to get mad.

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>>387023829


You sure bro?

>>387020721
>play football
>get mad
>no one cares

>play game
>get mad
>LMAO JUST A GAME

>>387024138
sounds like ssomething a big whiney entitled BAbi would say... IMHO....

>>387020721
>>387024357
u know the guy who is say chill bro it's just a game. is completely having a meltdown and trying his best to hide it from his teammates by saying that

>>387020721

You rape him.
>it's just anal, bro.

>>387024357
when was the last time you actually played football??? when someone gets mad everyone laughs at them and makes fun of them lmao

>>387024460
Because you never played any sports yourself. Everyone gets mad if they lose.

>>387024635
Yeah if they lose a 90 minute game, through sweat and tears,and a specific game hyped up for days. Not a casual 10 minute game, or even a normal 20 minute ranked at your jerk-off station.

>>387020721
I'd relax... That's usually good advice, and the guy clearly seems to know what he's talking about.

Sometimes taking a break after practicing for a while will get the best results.

>is always said by the one who is winning
you never get to hear that said by someone losing or being told to someone who is making a ruckus over constant victories

>friend's friend jumps into game he and I are playing
>i don't even know him
>yell god damn it when I die
>it's just a game bro haha chill
>say "I fucking hate it when people say that, like sorry Mom"
>he shuts up and never joins us again

That's how

getting really fucking angry

>>387024703
What does the fucking length matter.

>>387024889
You have autism.

>>387024889
People who unironically say chill should be thrown in a hole

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>friend and i try out For Honor
>literally the first game he starts getting angry about losing
>start laughing because it's funny he got mad this quickly
>he gets angrier
Settle down, ok?

>>387025027
I couldn't possibly agree more

>>387020721
kick him
He can find other games.

>>387025004
He has brilliant autism.

>>387024978
It's about investment, who give's a shit about a 10 minute game that you decided to play on 5 minutes notice, compared to an hour and a half likely planned for days, if not weeks.

>Throwing a tantrum over losing.
Only children or mentally undeveloped adults do this kind of shit. Learn how to take a loss instead of screaming and slamming your desk.

>>387025279
>Lol who cares if i lose the cup it was only 5 minute game

That's how stupid you sound.

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>>387025056
>being a cunt to your friends

>>387020721
You are absolutely correct. Losing my control is only a sign of my own weakness. From now on, I will attempt to put things in perspective better and focus on having a good time.

>>387025027
maybe you need to chill bro

>>387025330
Nah dipshit I'm talking about investment too, you don't play the cup on 5 minutes notice, or just for fun, or right after havin a wank, or coming home from work or school, it takes up your mind for weeks ya big gay dummy. You play ranked online for fun // on short notice.

>>387025281
No passion, bro.

>>387025440
>the longer the game the madder you can be for losing
Nope.

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>>387020721
Tell him that the unfairness of the game is representative of the unfairness of your life and that's why you're so triggered by it.

>>387025495
Ever studied psychology and heard of coping mechanisms? Anger is the most primitive and immature one, relying on it has nothing to do with passion. Passion is a positive emotion, the way ones copes with setbacks mentally is a whole different thing.

You are using "passion" as an uneducated excuse to act like a child. One can be both passionate and act mature at the same time.

>>387025527

this is some epic bait. Read a thread on why people get so mad at league and you'll see a ton of shit about how a bad game is 40 wasted minutes

Proptip: nobody ever says this to you unless you're a raging autist and they're genuinely afraid you'll hurt yourself or others.

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>>387025353
>getting mad the literal second you start losing
Settle down, ok?

>>387025667
>Plays a game to win, not to enjoy the ride and do your personal best

Only insecure losers play games for this.

>>387025705
this has nothing to do with what was being said

>>387021052
Based Limmy

>>387025667
League automatically puts you into games so that you'll lose 50% of the time. It's not wasted time at all, because you get deranked when you lose, which helps you win the next game. Losing games is literally how it works. Getting mad at that is like getting mad at a coinflip.

>>387025941
Hearthstone player detected

Getting too mad is a sign of an unhealthy amount of pride.

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>be me
>playing fifa with friend
>friend lightly kicks ball to my side of the pitch
>keeper spergs out and falls for no apparent reason
>ball goes past keeper
>friend scores
>get mad at obvious glitch
>mrw friend says "relax, it's just a game bro"

>>387025705
Depends on how the game is designed. For example, Quake has a scoreboard that tracks your overall progress, and that's how you're judged by the game and other. Meanwhile, Overwatch hides your in-game statics from you and the rest of the players and uses team victories/losses to determine your SR and and loot unlocks, meaning that winning is literally all that matters.
This is why modern multiplayer games are so much more frustrating and rage-inducing than older ones despite being "easier".

>>387025353
>not being cunt to your friend
I once changed my friend's ringtone to donkies' sounds and called him during an important meeting. This is what friends for.

How do you keep your anger in check when losing anon?

>>387024635
>Everyone gets mad if they lose.
What? Professionals get paid top dollar. Even if they lose they still make a healthy amount through sponsorships. Also I didn't get mad ever in competitions. Getting mad doesn't solve anything.

>>387028256
By drinking more.

>>387028256
By keeping my expectations in check

>>387020721
>Game has casual and ranked mode
>Playing casual
>Try hard friend who refuses to play ranked gets salty and leaves
>I get slightly annoyed
>It's just casual bro

>>387020721
t. shitter

>>387020721
Kick his ass next match and say the same thing when he gets pissy.

>>387028716
Professional athletes have pride and they like winning just like anyone else. And even if you can't win, great personal performance is still more valuable than mediocre performance.

>>387025692
>being friends with these people in the first place

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>>387020721
ignore him, because he didn't say it to me.
I never throw a tantrum over how other people play, because why would I?

>>387029410
>Professional athletes have pride
Those drugged up unintelligent apes are so primitive the only emotion they can portray is anger. I think the emotion you show when faced with a loss directly relates to the intelligence quotient.

>>387020721
Relax. It really is just a game, and if I'm getting riled up enough to give them a shit eating grin, then the proper thing to do is not feed into it.

>>387029664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

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>>387028912
To be fair, the only reason I play casual in TF2 is because comp matchmaking is a mess and I'm too autistic to go through other channels and socialise with people.

>>387025602
Why should I give a shit? You sound like a pretentious motherfucker. Plus if I get pissed off, mommy will bring me more tendies. The more I yell the better I feel and the more tendies I get.

>>387029902
I think it's just something adults care about. It's one of those things that separates them from manchildren.

>>387029843
I just have low testorone anon. Don't bully me.

>>387029993
Doesn't mean shit. You have every right to yell and scream into the mic if people are being retarded shitters. Maybe if they didn't want people mad they should have done better.

>>387020721
well first id take a deep breath, calm down, and then ask him if he wants to go out for a brewski after work

>>387030129
You also have the right to smear your shit on your walls when you get upset. You have to draw the line somewhere.

>>387020721
Do not punch him, for sure. He looks rich and successful, and rich and successful people tend to have the best lawyers.

Besides, he's right.

>>387024460
Have you ever even played football? My experience has always been the complete opposite, especially when I played in teams.

I only get mad at games if a file gets corrupted or something that makes me lose hours of play time.

>>387020721
He's probably right, I hate faggots who keep winning when the match barely started.

Like in one dota 2 match where this faggot kept following me and sperging out after I took the initial rune, which he wanted, but I stayed pretty chill and played normaly, including healing him when his health was low and helping him when he tried to score a kill
Eventually he apologized for having acted as a retard.

>>387020786
>You're right,, it is just a game.
ok
>Getting upset over it is silly, and if a game is making me upset then it's doing the opposite of what I want it to achieve
full blown autism

>>387020721
Ignore completely
No point explaining basic concepts to random idiots
Its like a drop in the ocean and I'm not that altruistic

>>387020721
but he's right you know. there's no reason to be very upset at a video game unless your playing some kinda team-based competitive game and your temmate is intentionally throwing the match, being uncooperative, or being a complete jerk. come on, don't be a sour apple and just try to have fun regardless if your playing badly, or losing

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>>387020848

>>387025353
>being kind to your mates
"Friendships", amirite

Ok

>>387020721
"NO FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FAT FUCKING CUNT OH LAMO ITS JUST A GAME BRO IF YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT IRL"
And then I would find a way to express :^))))))))))::^&))))) vocally.

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>>387026472
But it's just a game bro, don't tell me you were mad because of that?

>>387024978
Dumbass

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>>387020721
Nothing. He's right, there is no reason to rage over a game, whether it's a video game or a tabletop game or a sport or whatever.

>>387032782
>express :^))))))))))::^&))))) vocally.
An intense gutteral roar?

>>387025056
If I was that friend of yours you would have probably been sent to the ER with fractured skull. But then again that's the reason I don't have (or want) any friends to play video games with.

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>>387034230
I'd be laughing all the way to the ER.

>>387034030
this happens so much

Ok

>>387020721
"Then play it"

ITT: literal autists

>>387020721
"Okay, bro" then proceed to beat his ass on the next round

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Depends. Is he playing the game with any realm of competence? I'll let him walk if he's anywhere decent, but if he's just fucking around like he's playing Tic Tac Toe with triangles, I'm going to go tell him to fuck off and come back when he actually wants to play the game.

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>>387034030
>O's with three on the board when X only has two
Confirmed for never having played Tic Tac Toe
Learn to fucking play

>>387024703
Dude relax it's just a game

>>387037156
There's no set order of which player takes the first turn, it's not fucking chess where white always moves first. Hell, the game's other name is noughts and crosses which implies that O's have the first move if an order is enforced.

>>387034030
>the guy winning is complaining
Nope. Unless it's a team based game, this wouldn't happen.

>>387020721

tk him constantly and tell him it's just a game, bro

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>>387034230
Let's be honest here you're either too fat to actually catch someone to give them a beating or so skinny and weak that you might as well be hitting people with clouds.

>>387039235
This isn't the original, the original don't have the fedora photoshoped onto it.

>>387028256
By hoping to win but not really caring if I do or not because it's just a game I play for fun. I'm not a pro and don't plan on being one so in the end it doesn't really matter if I win or lose.

>>387039235
This had to have been done on purpose. It's entirely focused on his shadow

>>387039235
>Not naming this "shadow of the colossus.jpg"
ONE JOB