If you, for argument's sake, had to kiss one MALE video game character, (no homo), which one would that be?
BotW Link
>>386967082
Beat me to it.
>>386967082
OP said male (male) not female (male)
The game fucking cock blocked me anyway.
Y-yeah, absolutely no homo
>>386966906
he is video games
would I get shocked?
>>386968359
You'd get__cut__
Easiest fucking question of all time
>>386969898
I want to marry Alphinaud!
>>386969969
>Yoshi will never let the pc and Alphinaud make passionate love
Why live
Any cute girl (male)
>>386970057
I'm sure he'll grow up to be a handsome, manly giraffe that will treat my smooth feminine body with respect.
>>386966906
Bridget
Fite me.
>>386967507
Stop moving goalposts.
Not our fault OP fucked up where he put it in the first place.
>>386966906
>>386968685
he ain't even got a jaw, what're you gonna kiss?
>>386970178
>Female
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahah
>>386970460
I'm a boy, Anon. Be nice.
>>386970515
You'd better be. Nogirlsallowed
>>386970775
Alphinaud is for boys!
idk man, if I HAD to kiss a dude, I might as well make it as manly a guy as possible. Since I like girls and will be messing with them the rest of my life, I might as well go all in the other way since it has to be a guy.
Ash Crimson
>>386970958
how about I give you a bullet in your head instead?
>>386971051
be honest OP, is this just a thinly veiled trap thread?
>>386971245
>thinly
>>386971245
>thinly veiled
>>386966906
On the forehead only.
>>386970130
Post or pre op?
>>386966906
The slutty bara orc I made in bastard bonds
>>386966906
Silence
hell, I'd let him anally penetrate me toono homo
>>386966906
Poison
>>386971680
>slutty
disgusting
no wonder people think us barafags are degenerate
like licking a slab of metal, right? not weird at all
>>386966906
It would be Wolf
Ash Crimson.
Preferably while giving the mating press.
>>386966906
Why aren't there any perfect traps irl?
BotW Link, and it would be full homo.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Klonoa
>>386966906
This Handsome Devil
Heck i'll let him pound me if he likes that
Chihiro
I would tonguefuck his mouth
And far more if possible
>>386975330
I'd kiss that boywith my dick
Roadhog, both because I am a chubby chaser and I want to see what he looks like under the mask.
>>386966906
Male Healer.
>>386966906
bridget, the classic trap
him, obviously.
>>386975984
I'dkiss your dick with my lips
>no homo
all the homo tho
Bridget or some other convincing trap. But if we're not counting boys (female),
>>386966906
Lifghtning