When you need to take a shit but can't pause during multiplayer,

get killed in the game and go take a shit while everyone else finishes the round

>>386959479
Go take a shit and play the next game because my irl life is more important than some dumb multiplayer

Go try hard mode and win the game because I'm God tier at anything I invest time into and can do such a thing. Normally I just fuck around but if I start needing to shit I'll totally end the round.

t. 4000+ hours as a Scout in TF2

>>386959479
>walk over to the Switch in its dock
>pick it up out of dock
>carry it into the bathroom
>shit while splattin
ez

>>386959479
I don't play video games, so I wouldn't know.

>>386959479
diapers

Shit my pants.

Hey it's not like it's the first time.

>>386959479
>He doesn't have his PC set up in the bathroom
Your loss

>>386959882
got a reclining toilet with a padded seat

worth every penny

>Not shitting on the floor
It's like you WANT to lose your virginity...

>>386959479
>can't pause during multiplayer
then it's a shit game
every even remotely decent multiplayer game has pause feature

>>386959479
I wear adult diapers when I'm at home it's just a lot more comfy I don't have to interupt what I'm doing every half hour to go to the toilet

>>386959721
Man that's so cool anon

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>>386959479
You tough it out anon, you feel the dread pulling you down that heavy weighty pain in your gut but you gotta fight through it and finish the game, its a mental wall and you need to persevere till the end.

Depends on the multiplayer. If it's an mmo or something, just drop out and pretend my internet disconnected.
If it's round based, just finish the round then go

I can easily hold shits, never had this type of problem. However, I have difficulties taking shits some times, so whenever I fell like shitting I immediately go shit since I know if I hold it I may end up full of shit and feeling awful.

>not shitting in the morning and maybe evening

Step your bowel game up bro

>>386960280
>every half hour
go to the doctor man

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>>386959479
>take switch off dock
>keep splatting people while you splat in the shitter

>>386960280
Are we talking casual Depends here or are we talking about dank M4s and ABUs?

>>386959479
I just turn it into pee and use a bottle

I shit on the floor and wash it later
there's no problem if it's washed

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anyone else holding it in right now? I have to go but i'm already tucked in and everything and its so cozy

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MAAAAAA! THE BEDPAN!

>>386959721
I can see 4000+ hours (5 and a half fucking months) in WoW or something, but as ONE class in an online shooter?

You need to sort your fucking life out bro.

Switch my modem off so it looks like I disconnected. Then I go take a shit.