You now have the same occupation/profession/job as the last vidya

Diablo 3 demon hunter with about 2 billion gold in the bank. I'm fine with that.

>>386921063
>Phoenix Wright
I don't get penalized much but I would spend up to 5 minutes staring at a single sentence during the crossexaminations. I'm pretty sure Im fucked

>>386921063
>Dying Light
Well pretty fucked, i'm out of shape and can't parkour.

>>386921063
Can I level up/obtain skills in the game's world?

>>386921063
I crash a gt into a concrete wall at 175 miles an hour.

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>>386921401
law is a prestigious meme gig. im sure your mom will be proud of you anon
>>386921519
no faster than you would be able to if you dedicated yourself irl. but if there are power-bestowing items or something you could learn to use then sure i guess

>>386921063
I'm now a fighter pilot.

I can fly IRL, but have obviously never flown anything more intimidating than a G115E. This should be good.

>>386921063
>Noble 6
We're all fucked.

>>386921063
The shape in DBD. Does that mean I'm a serial killer?

>>386921063
im just a miquote girl with a normal ass life i guess

>>386921642
you had one job

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>>386921063
>super mario sunshine
>without the super

typical community service sentence

I don't think I like this...

>>386921063
>Forza Horizon
>All I have is a Hyundai Elantra
I'd get my shit pushed in

>>386921063
>DaS3
Maybe if I got a bow and some arrows, and then climbed up a slightly steep incline, I could make it.

>>386921063
>XCOM 2
May my very quick death aid the Great Commander, VIGILO CONFIDO!

>Tropico 5
Guess I'll be assassinated within a couple days of being in office.

>a druid

As an astronomy major with an interest in growing veggies I think I can wing it.

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>>386921063
Team Fortress 2
>Overweight mercenary with no firearm training besides knowing simple safety rules
>get paid enough that I'm able to afford a mansion for me and my mom
>still endlessly nagging me about how I could do better
Eh, could be worse.

Ace Attorney.

Love the games but pretty damn boring for a thread game like this.

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>plumber
>the last time my toilet clogged, it was so bad i cried
whelp

Pokémon trainer... it all depends on whether Pokémon exist in this world. If they don't, am I an animal fighter (cockfights, dogfights)?

>>386921063
>path of exile
Guess hillock's gonna fuck my dead body

>The Courier
Can I just stay in Goodsprings? Or do I have to do the whole quest?

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>Self proclaimed master of the fist

Not only am I out of shape and have no martial arts experience past my orange belt, but I have to live like a fucking hobo chasing some Japanese guy so he can kick my ass

>William Adams
uuuh I don't even speak japanese
fug :D

>mhx fighting the hyper silverlos

I'm fucked.

>>386921623

>law is a meme gig

Not your anon, but I'm an actual lawyer

I made so much fucking money on divorces during the Ashely Madison Boogaloo

>>386921063
>I was testing a game im making
does that mean i have no purpose or future other than testing levels and shitty mechanics?

>>386922038
But wouldn't you be the commander? You got very lucky there

EU4

I'm a king now, which amounts to a figurehead in modern day

>Flower, Sun and Rain
>Searcher
I think I would be able to make it. At least the views will be nice with all the walking I'll have to do.

>Disgaea 1 PC

I assume that means I'm now Overlord of the Netherworld, as a fat human who would get destroyed by level 1 demons.

>>386921063
replay to my post if you heard the "UH" sound in your head when looking at the bottom right of OP's pic XD

>FEZ
I'm not even sure how this goes.

>>386924819
>XD

Phillip II of Spain

Well... at least I get to live like royalty. I wouldn't be able to speak to the rest of the people, but that's never stopped nobility in the past.

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>Orc hunter/Smithy

I am so fucked. I don't even know how to place traps.

>>386924819
It's URH you dumbass.

>>386924543
That'd be even worse, say goodbye to XCOM in a week since it's figurehead is some dumbass no with no tactical readiness.

X3 Pilot - atm 17 million in my pocket and some stations. I'll be fine.

>>386921063
DQXI, so Hero?

Am I still in this world? No idea how I'd make money like that.

Well given that William was a stranger in a strange land, I just need to get by and sell my future knowledge to the highest bidder after meeting ninjacat.

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>nioh

i'm fucked, i'm overweight and have no idea how to wield a sword properly, can't fight to save my life either

>path of exile
I'm fucked, the whole fucking place would smell like rotting egg shit

>>386926609
>Not having the ambition of Nobunaga
>Not using your knowledge of the future to take over Japan
>give little to no fucks about Kelly as Zombie Nobu will likely bitchslap him for his insolence.

>Resident evil 6
>Leon

I'm fucked, I played Spelunky right before that I feel I have a better chance there.

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>>386921063
>Space-Engineer

Fuck.

pic related

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>>386921063
>skyrim
I'd be fine, I'd fuck off and let someone else be dragonborn like I usually do and join the guard or become a tavern keep or some shit

Rico fom just cause 3.

I,d probably brain myself by crashing into a mountain trying to figure out the line/reel arm thing.

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>Viscera Cleanup dude

So I am now a janitor with no formal skills in janitorial duties, now stationed in place of the space janitor with no formal skills in janitorial duties. I am equally as fucked as the guy I am replacing.

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>Titanfall 2

>>386926967
No anon, pic unrelated. You are not a cute, waifish anime girl. You are an obese, balding white NEET.

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>>386927691
but anon i am a grill

I'm Yu Narukami and I'm making envelopes.

>TF2 Scout
C+1 C+1 C+1

I have no recollection of the last vidya I played.

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>payday 2
i'm going to get shot or left behind

Does this mean I become a mage?
Nice.
Too bad I can't cast.

>>386921063
Im soap from cod4 for except im just some civilian. Depending on the mission im dead within 5 minutes. Also im far from rich because military salary.

>Local retard.

I think I can manage it.

>>386921063
>Monster Hunter
Oh jeez I guess I'm running sword and shield and getting eaten by a kut-ku

i can handle confusing a stupid mutant and getting through the ghouls for a water chip, but i don't think i could make the master fuck off

OK so i'm gonna be stuck on a pier forever shotting at salmons. Are my coworkers squids or human, this is inmportant.

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>>386921063
>Local dumbfuck
Nothing's changed.

>carmageddon: max damage

I am 20 and still dont have my drivers license yet
so I am pretty fucking dead

>>386921063
>Morrowind
>Freelance bum
Nothing's changed.

>>386924725
Good game

>Splatoon 2

Really depends. If I still live after ghetting Splatted like the inklings do, It seems like a pretty good deal to me.

Salmon rRun though... That would take some getting used to.

>>386928173
If you want to be a real coward go shield and shield.

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>Terrorist-fighting super cop.
I'm fucked.

>>386921063
>Geralt
100% fucked.

>Witcher 3
Kurwa

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>>386921063
>Doomfist

What is his job even now?

>>386921063
>Gunvolt

I'm dead from the start.

>>386929931
>he still plays overmeme
HAHAHAHAHA

>The Sims 1
My character was unemployed so I guess I am right back where I started.

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>>386930107
>he is still mad that he couldn't afford 40$ to buy a game

Well there is always Paladins for people like you I guess.

>>386921063
>last played Spiderman Homecoming VR

I'm turbofucked

>>386921063
I'm a veteran going to war that takes minimal damage to his own rockets. Heck yeah.

>>386921063
>Warband as a 6/6/9/6
I can manage.

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>>386921063
Ranger?
So does that mean I have to go work at a national park? Or do I just hobo it up in the woods?

>>386921063
>Splatoon 2
>part time salmonid killer
Ink weapons wouldn't have much of an effect on a human, but I couldn't use one either, and I have no respawn. I'd probably just get eaten by maws or something.

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Would I be a god

That Thwomp pillow is awesome.

>>386921063
>Pharah
>Accountant in the public service

At least I can concuss tax law books off my desk, I guess.

>Dwarf Fortress
What the fuck do I do now? Am I a dwarf?

>>386930182
>hurpa durp if you dont like it you didnt play it XDDD
Enjoy your casual "press Q to pretend you have skill" MOBA trash. True gamers are still playing CS while kids like you fell for the marketing blizz memes

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>>386930648
>>hurpa durp if you dont like it you didnt play it XDDD

Hello plebbit, how are you enjoying your stay?

>>386921063
>grim dawn
time to sit around in devil's crossing until the aetherials across the bridge, the bandits to the west, or the slith below us come up and kill us all

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i work overnights at a gas station frequented by niggers so i think i'd be safer in the game world than irl

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Welp, there goes my brain.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>386921063
>scavenging a postapocalyptic basement full of science and outer space
>ghosts and robot skulls are main enemies early on, probably not too much threat even against smaller firearms
>anything further than first boss is suicide because most if not all equipment are incompatible with me
>can make friends with slugcat
>slugcat can make/find weapons for me (for a price)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

>>386921063
>party of adventurers in Wizardry V
I'm so fucked

I become lord of House Forrester.
I'll have to learn how to fight, and lead, and keep a cool head and all that.
Pretty cool except I'll have to face Ramsey Snow and the Boltons.

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>>386921063
Slime rancher who has everyone and is ready to settle down and retire. My body cannot be more ready

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>>386930648
>finally uninstalled Overmeme
>I kept coming back for the holiday events
>but after reaching 2500+ hours in TF2, something finally told me "this ain't fun, man"
>realized that cosmetics weren't what made tf2 fun, it was the core gameplay and how much better I got over time
>I realize this after spending 60$ at launch and more for holiday crates
>no way to make money back because there's no market in OW
>solo carries are a pipe dream in overmeme, but I can do that any day in TF2
>the update may've been put off for a damn card game but I can still enjoy playing the hell out of this
It's an abstract kinda feel, baby.

>Breath of the Wild
I'm a survivor, I'm sure I'll be fine

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>Sent into a south american tinpot dictatorship with a bunch of other mercenaries to overthrow their government

So I'm a human in Sonic's universe I guess? First priority would be getting out to one of the cities on South Island or maybe finding an island less occupied by Eggman Industries. Then go find a job in the big city and start cracking on my new life.

beat cop
send help

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I won't be able to do any fighting or magic use, but at least I already plant vegetables irl.
Can't be that bad.

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>was just leveling culinarian in ffxiv
>I'm a chef IRL
I guess nothing changes

>Okami

I am a wolf and a furry

>>386930582
>you have none of their abilities or expertise
Hope you like hauling anon

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>>386930479
>Jump on enemies expecting a damage indicator to show up
>Crumple them instead and the crowd screams in horror
>Realize everyone in the game is play fighting and you went overboard

>>386921642
Well you were going to die one way or another. Just enjoy the ride down.

>>386921063
>Factorio Guy

I'm tasked to build a rocket and launch a satellite off a planet infested with aliens starting from nothing but some iron plates? I know some tech but pretty sure I'm doomed.

>>386921063
i'm a pro Rally driver who gets paid in "credits"

>Minecraft
Guess I'll go punch trees now.

>>386921362
2 billion gold is like a couple of dollars in comparison.

>>386921063
>Black & White
I'm literally God.

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>>386921063
>Drawn to Life
Either I'm the hero minus the ability to survive any kind of damage more than once (i.e. fucked), or I'm a God who sits there and does nothing until asked to draw things (i.e. what you do anyway).

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>>386921063
>watch dogs 2
>nigger hacker who steals money from online bank accounts

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>>386921063
Since Xana's powers aren't Sareth's powers/expertise, I should be OK.

>>386921063
>Fallout 4
Scavenger, gang leader, cola magnate, big game hunter.

>>386926726
>exile
>>386923695
>exile

Hold on now, the OP only said you didn't have their expertise. You'd still have all of their virtue gems and equipment that you could equip, which are really what make the character powerful.

So are your stats shit or not? Well that could vary, but you'd at the very least be able to use level 1 gems, you could just hide out in town after killing Hillock, though Exiles really don't have a job or profession

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

I'm deader than dead, I don't even speak Russian/Ukrainian so I'll just be assumed to be some lost CIA spy and tortured to death if I'm not simply shot first

>Gravity Rush

Guess I'm fucked.

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Yorha scout unit

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This'll be good.

>every character(male and female) is a random bald person wearing clothing with solid colours
I have no idea.

>>386921063
I have to fight Dr. Wily's robots. I'm beyond fucked.

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>darksiders 2 hardest difficulty
yeah i'm fucked

Sonic doesn't have a job.

>>386921063
I'm competing in fucking Mortal Kombat. I'm gonna die so bad.

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>>386921063
>Monster Hunter
I dunno if I could even lift the weapons let alone fight a jaggy

>I am now overweight, ugly, mildly retarded Adam Jensen

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>Highlord we are ready to take the fight to the Legion on Argus
Well Azeroth and I are both screwed

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>Castlevania pc engine


Well fuck

>Elite Beat Agents
I just need to learn some sick dance routines and I'm GO!

>>386921063
>Fighting Harvesters etc.
>no skills
>take cover and let squadmates deal with it

>>386921063
>War Thunder
>FW190 A4 pilot
>300h in SB

Do i pilot it in a historically accurate setting (say from 1942 till i die) or magically teleport between alternative histories?

For the former - mostly fine for the first year, learn German along the way.
If the latter - fucked beyond hope in an never ending air battles.

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>>386921063
I'm filthy fucking rich and probably in better shape than an elderly duck so I might be ok.

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>>386921063
Ahahahaha oh wow. Nope, not it all.

>FTL pilot
At least it has an auto-pilot while I hide in camera room with fully upgraded blast doors.

>>386921063
>Major Degtyraev
If I just stick around Yanov station I should be ok. Maybe.

>was last playing Oblivion
>used console to give me more gold and skooma than I can shake a stick at
>also gave myself best armor and weapon
>also maxed out every stat

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>>386921063
I have many jobs now and none of them pay.

>>386921063
>Etrian Odyssey Untold
>Dungeon explorer
I'm very dead. Probably wouldn't even make it to floor 2.

>>386938054
>I don't even speak Russian/Ukrainian
Oh fuck didn't even think about that. Maybe getting by as a mute could work.

>>386939691

Hel is a good girl.

Last video game I played was Mario 2 (lost levels). I guess I'm kinda fucked sideways, but at least I'll be able to fuck Pauline once Bowser cucks me.

It's too bad, because the game I played just prior to that was Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Owner mode. I could easily run that resort AND get fucked (in a good way).

>Mount and Blade Warband ASOIAF mod

Considering my guy started off as a peasant, and ended up running all of Westeros and Essos, I think I'll be fine.

>>386921063
Venom snake

>I can't even cqc

>>386921063
I'm a Pokémon trainer. Except I don't get a starter. Fuck.

>>386938350
Same for me.

Nothing really changes for me, though.
Seems like I'll still be light recon. At worst I have to switch to the field intel platoon.

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I'm falling out of the fucking sky. I'll be too busy screaming.

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>Animal Crossing: New Leaf

No need to struggle more in my life.

>>386921063
Adventurer in Runescape. Sounds like a sweet life desu

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>>386921063
>3D Custom Maid 2
>Majored in business

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>God Eater
Would get bullied for not being able to carry my weapon

>>386938350
Just reveal yourself as human and get 150lbs of ass and pussy x1000.

>>386940715
Um can I join you haha.

>>386930182
Wasn't Paladins announced before overwatch?

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what the fuck does this guy even do for a living

>>386921063
>poe shadow

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>>386926149
Huh. Always said if I could do it all over, I'd join the police.

>>386921063
>MGSV
>I can barely hold a gun
>Think I would be good at hiding and sneaking though
>howhardcanitbe.jpg
>I'd be alright plus send mercs to get paid

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>>386921063
>pilot
Everything will be daijoubu

>>386940847
If you can't hold a God Arc, Fenrir wouldn't accept you in the first place, right?

>OSRS Ironmeme character
Would be pretty comfy. Character's new-ish so I'd just take my time learning to make shit. Life would be easy if I could learn to make jewellery.

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Seems I'll be working for Grizz Corp as a loli squid. I always respawn, so pretty fun.

I'll just masturbate over my loli squid body, try to seduce Callie when doing Agent 4 work.

>>386941062
Literally nothing, the only times he isn't lying around eating is when enemies show up out of nowhere

>>386936989
comfy though, memes aside it'd be cool to be the only human left alive in an unexplored world, would give life a meaning

>>386921063
>Rainbow Six operator with no firearm training, shit vision and fear of heights.
I am gonna go big.

>>386940116
>thinking you won't mumble in your sleep when you have nightmares and blow your cover

>>386921063
>Mechanic
>Car Mechanic Simulator
Nothing changes, except I own my own garage now, cool

>>386921063
>Tommy Vercetti
Oh fuck

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>Samus
Shit son, I still have the fucking suit of armor. I could bounty hunt the SHIT out of the Earth. Doesn't take a lot of skill to aim a Power Beam or to use a Scan Visor.

That being said, I'm a fatty so I don't know how bird magic would make it fit. Beer-Gut Samus?

>>386930648
Woah son, do you have any idea how mad you were going? I'll have to write you a ticket.

>Kingdom Hearts, Sora
I have this oversized key and I'm supposed defeat all these monsters of darkness and stop this evil madman who has thirteen copies of himself. But I don't even know how to use this key.

>>386942396
no, you're still yourself and get no special powers, so you'd die for real still

>Vaan
Fuck.

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>hitman
>find a guard whose outfit i want
>throw a wrench at him to knock him out
>flies past him as i don't have lock-on aim
>guard still goes to check on the wrench
>sneak up on him
>try and subdue him
>he unwraps my silly grip
>nigga what the fuck are you doing
>hit him in the face to knock him out
>barely fazed he slaps me
>tells me i'm trespassing
>guides me to the exit
>call diana and tell her my feet hurt

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>>386921063
>Aria of Sorrow
So do I technically become Dracula?

>Shay Cormac from AC: Rogue

How hard can all that freerunning really be desu.

Fire Pro Wrestling World

I just become a jobber. Pin me, pay me.

>>386921063
>Grimoire
I'd be killed by fleshgrubs before I even wake up

>Gravity Rush
Just sit and watch the world get eaten up I guess, nice.

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>>386943859
Statement of amusement.

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Bitterman from Quake 2

Oh shit lol

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>>386942396
>>386943775
>Start match
>Enemy team has a weird-looking guy 4 times taller than everyone else on their side
>It doesn't die when shot with paint OR water