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ITT: OH SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY CANON Shit that is either

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ITT: OH SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY CANON

Shit that is either so ridiciolous, over the top, bat shit insane or incredibly stupid that you are shock that its canon. I'll start with this

>Teedus kicks a bomb that he mistakes for a Blitzball.
>The explosion blows his head off, killing him.
>His head lands close to Yuna and she faints
>Yuna brings Teedus back to life
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MGS 4 is canon. Complete atrocity. Behead all MGS 4 defenders.
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No one considers it canon, even the Japanese fanbase hated it. I think Square-Enix just wants to forget about.
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>still no complete translation
who cares
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Trevor is not only a cannibal but he's a necrophiliac and bi sexual
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>>386901285
too late the damage is done. Plus X-2.5 is mentioned in the audio drama from X/X-2 Remaster so it is indeed canon
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>>386901179
Is that the novel where Tidus comes back to life after the events of Final Fantasy X, his personality is changed drastically, make a bunch of dick jokes and Yuna start getting fed up with him? Then later on Tidus sees a "blitzball", kicks it, it explodes and his head flies away and lands right in front of Yuna? After all of this is when X-2 takes place?
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>>386901179
I always had that theory that this book was written by someone who wanted to use the scorched earth policy.

Like, writing something so bad, that Square will never want to use that universe again.
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>>386901718
Way to ruin the setting of Final Fantasy X further with that decision.
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>>386901724
Yes that's the one. I don't know what shitted on FF X legacy more. The novel or the audio drama

>Auron now has a daughter who is the biggest bitch in the history of Final Fantasy
>Teedus and Yuna break up because... reasons.
>Sin is now back because... reasons
>Yuna is back to being a religious nutjob which completely destroys all character development she got in X-2
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>>386901908
>The guy who wrote FF X and X-2 actually wrote X-2.5 and the Will audio drama

I have never in my life seen a man murder and rape his own work ON PURPOSE. Why the fuck would he do that?
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>>386902343
drugs probably
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>>386902121
Wait, the greentexted parts are from the audio drama of the novel? At this point it should've just started and ended with Final Fantasy X. It just keep getting worse for that setting.
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>Cloud gets gang raped by a bunch of gay men
No way that's making it into the remake though
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>>386902545
headcanon not welcome
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>>386901241
4 is my favorite. Kys fag
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>>386902504
It's from the audio drama that's in FF X/X-2 HD Remaster. Don't even bother listening to it anon. You will instantly get pissed off because all that time you sunk into X and X-2 was literally all for fucking nothing
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>>386902343
Some people would prefer to kill years of work instead of leaving it in the hands of corporates fucks who would exploit it to no end.
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>>386902343
>>386902343
>>386902121
>>386901724
>>386901718
>>386901285
>>386901179

What's confusing is FFX actually has a good plot for a JRPG. Nice poignant ending too. And X-2 isn't great, but more par for the course.

X-2.5 is like... What the fuck? How do you dip in quality as your career goes on to that extent? The idea that he just wanted it to end makes more and more sense.

Although there might have been someone else heavily involved in the creative process of either X or both X and X-2 that jumped ship at some point who was more responsible for the higher quality plotlines and then this gaylord got credit for the story for some reason.
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>>386901391
Just say Liberal and be done with it.
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>>386902615
Nah that nigga got raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWVdv4Qalcg
>it hurts
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Man i love ffx but i cant defend this garbage what the fuck? Why did you guys have to post about this? I could have remained ignorant and happy.
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>>386902673
What I find astonishing is SquareEnix looking at this and approved of it. How have quality-checking at the company fallen to such degree? Is it favoritism of certain people working there and giving them beneficial opportunities?
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>>386901179
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>>386903059
>Liberal
huh? thats not what he said at all. he said he was not only a cannibal but he's a necrophiliac and bi sexual
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>>386903450
He hasn't even worked there since the mid 2000's when he went freelance
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>>386901179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay-udUX63_4
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Got killed and a human lady kissed his corpse and it revived him
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>Me? I'm already half Xehanort
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>>386903550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iZKRq23_eI
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>>386904172
That was hinted at and setup years before
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>>386904172
to be fair, everyone was already suspecting that and it only pleased their egos when it actually came true.
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>>386903550
allways gets me
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>people bitch about how 2.5 ruined FFX when FFX-2 did it over a decade ago

gas all X-2 defenders
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Lightning is LITERALLY Jesus. I want to throw up every time I think about Lightning Returns. Fantastic gameplay but making Lightning Jesus just pisses me the fuck off. Fuck you Toriyama
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>>386904853
I don't remember much but iirc X2 didn't really "ruin" anything about X, it was just kinda throwaway on its own
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>>386904993
>I don't remember much but iirc X2 didn't really "ruin" anything about X

yeah you really don't remember much
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>>386904853
X-2 took a different tone yes but it still did feel like a true sequel. It did a pretty good job of showing what happened after Tidus left and it gave Yuna some serious and much needed character development. Plus the gameplay is the best in the entire series
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>>386904909
She was made by a guy who had fantasies and decided to bring her into a game. This was the same guy who brought a bouquet of roses and started talking about how it was like bringing her down the aisle and some other nonsense. Also wanted his girlfriend to dress up as her and she had the common sense to refuse his request.
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>>386901179
This shit is so absurd it had the fucking FFX fanbase ROILING in anger and confusion as to whether it was even real.

And then anger and confusion as to why the FUCK they though that was a proper canon way to end shit.
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>>386904853
It was bad. But not irredeemable bad like 2.5
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>>386904909
I WANT TO THROW UP ON LIGHTNING
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>canon
Why does anyone give a shit about what's 'canon'? One work cannot effect another previously released work in any way. God, Americans are idiots.
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>>386903213
He was stuffed in a fucking hot tub with 20 guys then gave him ill fitting underwear.
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Everything wrong in Hyrule for 10 000 years is because some angry demon lost a fight he started for shits and giggles.
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>>386902343
Better to die on your own terms then let someone else take the honor.
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>>386901179
>Shit that is either so ridiciolous, over the top, bat shit insane or incredibly stupid that you are shock that its canon. I'll start with this
Here's to hoping they actually make it a game. I love when stories are unintentionally bad.
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>>386905540
Don't forget the dumbshit goddess Hylia who decided to continuously be reborn alongside the original Link, the demon had the last laugh by jumping on that train and deliberately ruin her plans for shit and giggles. As hilarious as that is in retrospect, the Zelda series kind of got ruined for me at that point.
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>>386905520
Reminder that Johnny was a kike infiltrating and destroying a white biker gang.
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Mother Brain went evil because it was jealous of Samus, and Samus went mindbroken for a bit after she met Ridley on Zebes.

God that manga was trash. Pretty much everything wrong with Samus's portrayal in Other M can be traced back to that steaming pile of "canon". Samus & Joey looks like a masterpiece in comparison.
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Ash is canon to the games. Let that sink in
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>>386901179
Mass Effect Leviathan is the worst lore rape out of any series ever.

>be Leviathan
>be apex predator
>subjugate entire galaxy and create first advanced technology
>get taken over by robot versions of yourself
>you can turn these robots off by looking at them
>robots come back every 50k years to destroy all life (originally because tech advancement threatened fabric of space time)
>flash forward AT LEAST a billion years
>be Leviathan
>still sitting on some toilet world doing nothing
>countless civilizations have risen and fallen but you have no nothing not even make clothes
>omg le epic twist help shevvurd fight le reabers
>do nothing
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>>386906364
Mother Brain was jealous of Samus? Thought Mother Brain went rogue due to deeming herself above her peers and wanted to achieve domination over the galaxy? Samus was just there on a mission and everything just happened to unfold as she continued to explore Zebes?
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>>386906456
Do you wonder if that was supposed to be in the main game and they ran out of time/money and just made it DLC? Or do you think it was just an after thought to have such a lore rich species be optional DLC?
And I don't know which scenario is worst.
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>>386903550
>this is 100% canon
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>>386901179
>Teedus kicks a bomb that he mistakes for a Blitzball.
>The explosion blows his head off, killing him.
>His head lands close to Yuna and she faints
>Yuna brings Teedus back to life
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>>386906827
In the Metroid manga Mother Brain was jealous of Samus being the Chozo's favorite child and on some level that influenced its choice to betray them and work with the pirates. It gets confronted about this later and throws a denial-laced bitch fit.
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>>386907320
Out of curiosity, was Sakamoto somehow involved in the making of the manga?
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They fucked
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>>386905083
>gameplay is the best in the entire series

I honestly dont understand this opinion at all. Its less engaging than X's.

Once you find the correct strategy for the boss you just have to sit there repeating it until it's dead. X had shit catching you off guard
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>>386907682
I can't remember but they pushed it hard for Zero Mission to the point where the website encouraged you to read it for the games story to make sense.

They thankfully seem to have pushed away from it besides keeping the idea that Rid;ey and Samus have history in Other M.
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KH 3 is canon to the Toy Story series. I'm not making this up. KH 3 happens between Toy Story 2 and 3. It actually happened in the Toy Story lore
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>>386901241
it wouldn't have been so bad with the original ending. too bad Kojima is a spineless cuck and gave into his dev team whining that it was too sad
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>>386908371
Uh huh. Source?
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>>386908371
And the BH6 world takes place right after the original
who cares
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>>386907839
Not in the movies they didn't, but the last one in half films are fucking garbage so that doesn't matter much.
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>>386901179
FFX has been a clusterfuck since they confirmed the fan theory true than FFX is a prequel to FFVII because they didn't want to keep Shinra as just a nod to VII
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>>386908612
>Persona movies/animes
>canon
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>>386906449
not hard to digest when Alain is also canon to the games
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>>386908723

Wait what. why would they even want to do that
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>>386901179
you guys just destroyed all my ffx feels.
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>>386908504
https://www.khinsider.com/news/Famitsu-interviews-Nomura-on-KINGDOM-HEARTS-3-Toy-Story-battle-system-more-9760?page=2

>The Toy Story world will not just rip off a small part of the original story in Toy Story, instead it will take place in a time after the end of the 2nd film, and all events that occur will exist on that same time line.
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>>386906864
It seemed to be a compromise, the game needed another year and a half in the oven, a huge amount was cut.

But I will tell you this. Andromeda is literally using the original DARK MATTER plotline of ME 1-3, it's not touched upon a great deal with Andromeda but the Scourge is clearly building to this as a series.
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>>386908762
True I just wanted to say that everything from Ryojis introduction onward is is hot garbage.
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>>386904853
Saying blitzbomb was shit isnt defending X-2.

X-2's plot and writing is embarrising to play through, which sucks because the gameplay is decent enough. Blitzbomb managed to gave an even more retarded story than anything SE has ever produced. Only stupid shit like After Years and 3rd Birthday come close to how stupid Blitzbomb was.
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>>386908371
Are they going to reveal what happened to Bo Peep?
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>>386909063
>as a series
anon I have some bad(?) news?
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>>386908723
doesn't FFIV: the after years also do something fucking stupid like this? I remember hearing something like it canonizing that the events of FFV take place on another planet and attempts to connect the games when they didn't need to
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>>386909051
You're misinterpreting the quote. He's stating that they're not shoehorning KH characters into the TS1 storyline like they did with some other worlds in previous games e.g. Little Mermaid in KH1. Rather they're coming up with their own storyline that takes places after 2, so it doesn't have anything to do with 2/3's plot. That said, it doesn't mean it's canon. If you ask the Disney/Pixar writers if KH stuff is actually in universe they'll laugh you out of the building.
tl;dr separate story does not mean canon
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>>386909402
They aren't scrapping it, they've still got several books and comics coming out. Bioware Montreal got sacked for being a shit studio who couldn't manage for shit. Casey's back in charge now, you'll see another Mass Effect game in a few years. The setup was successful, though the game bland and in many ways inferior to Inquisition, in others it was great and the worldbuilding towards the end was very promising.

A sequel would likely be decades or centuries into the future, which could also serve as another "soft" reboot in that all the characters save a few and all the locations are entirely new.
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>>386908945
Mental retardation.
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>>386907839
Was there any female in that game Door-kun didn't fuck?
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>>386909771
Oh Anon...
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>>386909429
Nomura literally said it happens in the same canon as Toy Story series and that Pixar is even heavily involved
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>>386909405
The final dungeon of the After Years has crystals containing bosses from past Final Fantasies (read: the ones from FFI's GBA remake).
I think it was said the crystals recorded the history of the worlds. Some even theorize that the Creator destroyed those worlds like he intended to do to the world of IV (though I don't think that's been confirmed).
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>>386910656
>Nomura literally said it happens in the same canon as Toy Story series
No he didn't, you're misinterpreting it like I stated before. He said it took place between 2 and 3; but all KH storylines take place at some point in a Disney world's timeline, that doesn't mean they're canon.
>Pixar is even heavily involved
No shit, Disney (and now Pixar as they're owned by Disney) have been involved with every KH game. That doesn't make it canon, unless you think all the other KH games are retro-canon too they're not
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>>386901361
Doesnt the HD version come with the translated version?
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>>386902343
Still better treatment than what FSN got from Nasu
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>>386911403
>have been involved with every KH game
Not the same guy but that is incorrect.
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>>386905384
>One work cannot effect another previously released work

Yea, I mean, why even make sequels? Hahaha
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>>386901179
Pic related was when I lost my last shred of respect for Square Penix.

>>386901241
There was a time when I absolutely loved that game and thought it had a really deep and well-written plot. Man am I glad that phase of my life is long over.
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>>386901179
>>386901718
>>386903007
X-2 and X-2.5 do not exist and were never released.
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>>386905083
>but it still did feel like a true sequel.
Lol no. It shat all over the legacy of FFX.
>Plus the gameplay is the best in the entire series
Absolute shit taste confirmed.
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>Half-Life:Before is still in your headcannon
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>>386907839
Speaking of SMT, doesn't Yu get raped or at least molested by an older woman when he works at the hospital?
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seriously since the merge with Enix, EVERY game has been a complete disaster, TWEWY might be an exception but I found it so gay and dumb
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>>386901179
Damn I thought that said X-25. Like shit dude there are 25 sequels to FFX.
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>>386909405
The final dungeon has a shitload of bosses from different FF's. Though it feels more like a homage more than anything. The final boss says something about wiping out different worlds but it just sounds like nonsense, like the plot.

After Years biggest fault is literally repeating events of FF4, with the characters being clueless on how to settle them again. Some were less egregious than others (Edward more or less) while others just seemed whoever was writing was being spiteful or something (Rydia namely). It was just stupid overall.
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>>386912045
Just like Chrono Cross.
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>>386911828
MySpace: The Character
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>>386903213
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>>386903603
So a liberal
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ff8 keeps getting better and better
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>>386914295
Yu only sexes if you choose to. You can ignore her advances.
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>>386911828
>lets see, we have a prequel featuring a guy who's supposed to be even cooler than Cloud. this means the villain must be just as cool
>cant use Sephiroth tho. he's going to die by Cliud's hands. also, it would look bad if we just kept recycling him
>but who could be equal to Sephiroth amongst the SOLDIER ranks? that's impossible!
>welp, we wrote ourselves into a corner
>we need to have a villain as strong and menacing as Sephiroth
>we also need to shoehorn this artist that's being all the rage amongst teenagers here. we've secured a partnership to have Dirge of Cerberus with some of his tracks, but that won't be enoughh
just another day at Square's business division
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>>386901241
I'm still baffled how people can trust anything Kojima says after MGS 4 and 5. He's a guy with big visions but completely lacks the talent to put them to work.
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>>386915474
Don't you have to go along with her advances if you want to get max s-rank, or does she still rank up even if you deny her?
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FFX was shit, you're all dumb babies with no taste.
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>>386911403
pixar has not been involved that much until now. Check your facts before you start whining.
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>>386906029
Yeah the lore was already taking a dive as is because puppet fucker really had no respect for the past titles but then to try to take over the series' simple backstory with a bunch of stupid garbage really killed it
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>>386901179
It's still 100% retarded, but the head blowing off and landing next to Yuna is a lie. He does kick a bomb he thinks is a blitzball and he does die tho. Really good explanation for what is true and what isn't:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT7Qr0oG1SA
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>>386915762
I know for a fact that you don't need to do it for the rank up, and, though it's been a while and I don't remember exactly, I'm pretty sure it's actually more effective to act either oblivious or embarrassed because she finds it cute.
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>>386916071
99% of the novel could be redeemable with proper context and I still wouldn't care about it because they are using the one plot device I would never expect them to asspull.
SIN
IS
BACK
fuck this shit with a cactus
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>>386911403
here is my autistic interpretation
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Hi
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>>386911828
>Not liking Genesis
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>>386902121
That's not canon...is it?
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>>386916469
this game was trying to tell us, all the way from back then, of what Hajime Tabata and Motomu Toriyama were going to do at Square
No one listened, they just shitposted about this game and left it to die. it was all foretold there and everybody ignored it
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>>386901179
>Teedus kicks a bomb that he mistakes for a Blitzball.
>His head lands close to Yuna and she faints

Neither of those actually happen. The rest is true. Its much better narrated in the novel, but it all takes place in between the 2 last scenes from FFX-2 anyways (between Yuna jumping out of the spaceship to hug him, and the next scene when they're in Zanarkand and she throws him into the lake and comments "you didn't disappear") so it doesn't change anything really.
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>>386916767
considering how Square made it solely to promote X Remaster and quickly pulled it under the rug after the fiasco amongst the fanbase there in Japan, they just buried it to be forgotten and decanonized with time
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>>386916940
sorry, i meant that
>The explosion blows his head off, killing him.
>His head lands close to Yuna and she faints
those 2 didn't happen like that. It never says anything about his head blowing off in particular, it just says that his body was the last thing she saw as she fainted, she saw him turn into those firefly things that summons in FFX turn into when they're dismissed.
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Most info ITT about FFX 2.5 is wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT7Qr0oG1SA&t=1263s
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>>386917650
But he actually kicks bomb & dies?
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>>386917775
I was fine with this. It was a humorous side story that I didn't have much of a problem with.
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>>386917840
I think the actual thing that happens is that he see what looks like a blitzball after arguing with Yuna, and kicks it cause he's angry.
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>>386917840
Yes, that much is true. And he is then later revived, Yuna meets with another elder summoner who teaches her how to take summons to another level, literally creating matter out of nothing. However this comes at a high cost, blah blah blah, point is she manages to bring him back to life with this new skill but she can never make him remember the incident.

Its not as shitty as it sounds, but that's the tl;dr version.
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>>386917840
And Yuna fucks his headless corpse to bring him back, I'm not kidding, she rides that thing and poof, Dick Tidus is back, like this kind of retarded action happens more than sanity should allow,
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>>386901241
MGS4 still has better story than PW and TPP.
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>>386903962
But '06 makes itself not actually happen through some contrivance, doesn't it?
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>>386902121
>Yuna stopped whoring herself
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>>386917908
Same
also I enjoyed playing it a lot
kinda wish I did all the challenges before online went down, my friends aren't as commited as I am to beat the game 100%
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>>386912045
The only bad thing about X-2 is the dialogue (well, that and requirements for completion percentage). The plot itself is reasonable enough.
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>>386904172
>>386904434
GO AHEAD AND TRY TO HIT ME IF YOU'RE ABLE
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>>386918542
>be a religionfag
>whore yourself out to a guado authority merely for political reasons

>be a singer
>no one ever touches you, to the point an actual whore has to go out and pretend to be you just to make yourself look bad
checkmate atheists, Yuna in X was far less pure than in X-2.
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>>386902121
>>386901179

Wow so this is the power of Nojima
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>>386916940

>so it doesn't change anything really.

Actually it explains the melancholic and somber tone of the perfect ending cutscene and how Yuna acts in it. It has also irrevocably changed and strained their relationship from Yuna's side. There have been consequences and much has changed.

(If the parallel love story between Kush & the girl is an allegory for Tidus and Yuna, it also cements the old interpretation that it's only a teenage fling instead of being destined lovers, the so called golden couple of Square-Enix, and will pass sooner or later.)
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>>386916812
Nomura was character designer and creative producer, Toriyama was scenario director. Tabata had nothing to do with the story or characters in that game, he was only focused on the gameplay which was actually decent. All the creative side in the story and characters fall entirely on Nomura and Toriyama.
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>>386920580
>the director isn't to blame for the abysmal direction of the game
Are you actually trying to argue this?
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>>386920851
He was director but only focused on the gameplay which is why he had Toriyama as scenario director and Nomura as creative producer because they were in charge of all the characters, story and writing side of things.
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>>386901179
Sherry Birkin in RE2 was raped and impregnated by her own father after he was infected with the G-Virus.
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>>386909429
>If you ask the Disney/Pixar writers if KH stuff is actually in universe they'll laugh you out of the building.
But they're collaborating with Pixar to make the Toy Story world and story.
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>>386919578
X Yuna > Meme Yuna
Aeons > Slut dress
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>>386920580
The director typically puts their finger in every pie during production.

Nomura had the least to do with how the game turned out. He probably just checked in now and then and threw some suggestions around.
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MGS 2 is canon. Complete atrocity. Behead all MGS 2 defenders.

At least MGS4 tries to fix it but gets overwhelmed in the end
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>>386902121
>Actually listening to this shit
>Halfway through & Auron's 'daughter' makes me pause the video every minute because she actually IS a mega bitch
>At the part where Kurgum is about to dance & I want to punch him for not doing what he's been told
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the fact that Project x Zone 1 and Another Century's Episode R are cannon to the SRW OG Universe
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>>386921645
>Nomura had the least to do with how the game turned out.
He had arguable the MOST to do because he was CREATIVE PRODUCER. Aka the head on all creative decisions, andh worked closely alongside Toriyama who was SCENARIO DIRECTOR, aka the director in charge of all writing. So Nomura was in charge of visual and character with people working under him like kamikokuryo, Toriyama in charge of story and writing with some script writers working under him. While Tabata focused on the gameplay side of things and let Toriyama and Nomura to their devices. All Tabata would have done is asked them how things are moving along and they would update him and he'd say Ok while going back to checked up stuff more to do with gameplay since that was his focus of it.

Not to mention Nomura and Toriyama were the ones also doing interviews for 3rd birthday and not just Tabata doing them.
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>>386915296
Kys you sound like your eight years old
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>>386921943
Fuck you, X Zone is great. It sucks so much ass that we won't get a third one.
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The Nier story where Kaine Jacks off in some bushes.
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he also pees in a vase in that apartment and later murders someone with a sharpened toothbrush
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>>386922330
That's too sane to be canon
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>>386922219
I wasn't implying that was a bad thing.

I filed it under "ridiciolous, over the top,"

same with Another Century's Episode R being canon. So it's canon that Kyouske went toe to toe against Nineball Seraph
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>>386922330
I want Kaine to force me into submission
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>>386922398
>this level of writing
>you read this

reads like a fanfic written by a 16-17 year old. people on /v/ read video game books with hundreds of all time magnificent novels out there. depressing
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>>386922490
My bad, yeah it is a bit over the top. But it's still great regardless.
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>>386921954
>Defending Tabata like this

Tabata was the director full stop. It was his job to direct the game and he let Toriyama write that god awful story when it was well within his power to tell Toriyama to fuck off. Tabata is equally to blame for the pile of crap the Third Birthday is.
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>>386922751
Yeah, dude. You're so enlightened, a paragon of literature in these dark times.
Video game books are trash but you're a fucking snob about it.
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>>386902121
>Just watched it
>Stupified by the ending
>Obviously the break up was a lie to kick start things
>Its still so fucking stupid
I mean...I get the ending...but why the fuck is Yuna being cryptic as fuck? I don't understand. Also WHY IS SHE STILL A RELIGIOUS NUTJOB. IT MAKES NO SENSE!
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>>386921060
It's been quite a long time since I last played Resident Evil 2, but when did that exactly happen? Was it before the events of Resident Evil 2? During the game but wasn't addressed thoroughly?
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>>386922928
Stop while you're ahead. That post is evidence enough.
It's XV-kun.
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>>386921943
Renji and Xiaoyu are by far the best "OC that ties the dumbass crossover together" characters I've seen. Fuck that pair they brought in for PXZ1 I don't even remember their names they were so shit.
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>>386901179
>fan fic made reality due to lazy editors
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>>386901241
>mfw i realize the Arlington Ending is stupider and more insulting than the Johnny/Meryl ending
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>>386923251
>Fuck that pair they brought in for PXZ1 I don't even remember their names they were so shit.

they weren't even brought back for the sequel

>>386921954
FFXV showed how bad Tataba can get when he is in power.
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>>386923178

It's crap. During the game there's a scene where monster Birkin comes across his unconscious daughter and the scene fades out. Later you find unconscious Sherry and a slug is creeping away. Perverts assume in five minutes Birkin raped his daughter, impregnated her and she gave birth to the slug when really it just seems to be implying she was left unharmed because she is already infected.
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>>386923390
>FFXV showed how bad Tataba can get when he is in power.
tabata had to scrape together what he could and rush XV out the door and he did a decent job at it
xv was lacking in a lot of areas but i was still satisfied with the game
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>>386903059
Good one
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>>386923608
>xv was lacking in a lot of areas but i was still satisfied with the game

it was okay but very, very flawed. I mean I haven't even touched the DLCs because of how flawed XV was.
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>>386923793
The Gladio DLC is actually pretty solid.
Prompto not so much, but still interesting.
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>>386901179
unless there is X-3, it doesn't matter
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>>386923853
>The Gladio DLC is actually pretty solid.

the combat looks like the same old boring "Hold O" bullshit. Same with that Comrades Multiplayer thingy.

At least Prompto has third person shooter elements but the problem is that it's something new in the DLC so I feel like it would be poorly implemented since I don't think the base game has a gun like that
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>>386901179

Good luck not laughing senpai
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>>386924069
Gladios combat is a lot of fun actually. A lot better than Noctis.
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>>386924489
>A lot better than Noctis.

that's not saying much
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>>386901179
don't see the problem, sounds just as retarded as the story to X
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>>386922219
I'm still in denial that they didn't put fucking Sonic in it.
The smug fuck would have amazing interactions for sure.
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>>386924532
It's fast paced, you can cancel out of moves and just holding O will get you killed.
In fact I can't remember if holding O was a thing with Gladio. Even if it is it's hardly viable.
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>>386924719
I'll pass on the DLC. I am not wasting money on allegedly "improved" combat
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>>386924834
Good for you? I'm just telling you what it's like so you have a better idea than what it looked like.
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>>386923563
If they ever remake Solid Snake then this shit would be fucking awesome
Snake being completely unarmed, lost, hurt, confused and in the dark winning against his heavily armed father by lighting him on fucking fire is the manliest shit ever
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>>386902343
Because if he didnt they would have kept fucking its corpse until there was nothing left and everyone would forget how good it initially was. Just like final fantasy 14 and saints row
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>>386901179
What a terrible idea. Just go on and completely render everything the players did in not one, but TWO games null and void
Did SE really think that would have sat well with the fanbase? Or any fanbase at all for that matter?
This isn't even the first time, I think Chrono Trigger also did this and it was met with similar annoyance.
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>>386920580
>>386921037
>>386921954
You're not subtle barry, stop pushing your head-canon as fact
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>>386901179
One of the main characters in Fatal Frame V is the daughter of the major recurring character Miku from 1st and 3rd game who was able to meet and bone her deceased brother in some kind of spiritual marriage ceremony, making the child essential half spirit, and the product of some weird ghost incest
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>>386906449
Ash literally can't be canon to the games because they take place at the same time and cover the same events in different ways you retard

At best you can argue multiverse bullshit but you could do that with literally any series that has multiple adaptations
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>>386925814
>This isn't even the first time, I think Chrono Trigger also did this and it was met with similar annoyance.
Yup, Chrono Cross killed off most of the original cast and Radical Dreamers was fanfiction that supposedly tied it all together.
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>>386926124
Then why do it again?
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>>386918483
But the player will remember and thus while the sonic universe might be spared of that knowledge, the players are going to be forever haunted by the sheer retardation of 06 at every possible level.
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>>386926260
Because Square has slowly been rotting from the inside out since they became Square-Enix.
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>>386926550
This isn't damage control, you're literally making things up again and then screaming at people that your bullshit is fact
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>>386926550
>FFXV-kun isn't content with spamming people about XV but now has to ruin other threads where SE is mentioned
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Canon part of the Nier and as extension, Drakengard universe:

>The event took place on 2024, filling the gap between Drakengard and NieR’s Old World Information. After the White Chlorination Syndrome spreads on 2004, a series of disease has been discovered endangering human. Creatures called Legion started to appear and try to wipe out the humanity. The battle of Legion and Human occurred for years. And on 2023, the world falls into a financial crisis because of the war and Project Gestalt.

>By 2024, conflicts between ethnic and countries start to took place. The United Nations, which look at the situation seriously, proposed a method to resolves conflicts. GUN SOCCER is a survival sport competition combining the concept of Soccer and Gun Shooter (FPS). The proposal carried on by UN, and many countries started to participate.
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http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X-2.5_~Eien_no_Daish%C5%8D~

>They explore the forest hoping to find a clue on how to return home when a ball rolls towards them. Tidus mistakes it as a blitzball and runs towards it while looking around for its owner. It explodes, killing Tidus and Yuna passes out from the shock.

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>>386919353
>jojo edits
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>>386926915
>As detailed in the brief Famitsu interview, development on The 3rd Birthday began a long time back. Nomura revealed to Dengeki that the initial design document for the game consisted of such elements as the Twisted and the Overdive system -- in other words, the basics of the game systems and plot. Nomura gave particular thought initially to how the Overdive system would relate to both the plot and the gameplay.
>Nomura's official tile for The 3rd Birthday is "creative producer and concept designer." Dengeki asked Nomura if his main role on the game is as overall supervisor. This is basically correct, he said. The concept design part of his role means that he came up with the fundamental design for the game, and the creative producer part of the role means that he oversees the overall development. He's also working directly on voice recording. He does constant checking on the game.
>Nomura's name also appears in the credits as character designer. His work here involves designs for characters who are reappearing from past Parasite Eve games, and a few new characters. Even for these, however, he only did the rough face sketches and left the rest to other designers, checking up on their work. He describes his character design role on The 3rd Birthday as "thin."
https://web.archive.org/web/20101031011828/http://www.andriasang.com/e/blog/2010/06/30/tetsuya_nomura_3rd_birthday/
Nomura even explains what his role is and he had more of a role in the gameplay than the with the characters
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>>386927626
>Tabata: This time, I am planning to draw Aya as a character with considerable depth, and a story is also being incorporated.
https://www.famitsu.com/interview/article/1211430_1493.html
And here tabata talks about working on the story and the character of Aya and 3B
Remember anons if you ever read one of xv-kun's bullshit posts, don't ever believe it.
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>>386901179
>caring about the canon of FFX
Like shit and you'll get hit with shit.
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>>386926679
No it's you on damage control because you are trying to shift the blame once again off of Nomura onto someone else despite Nomura being the creative producer and character designer and Toriyama being the scenario director. Tabata had nothing to do with the characters and story, Nomura and Toriyama did.

>>386926915
>Nomura fucktard isn't content with shitting up his own shitty KH thread by trying to blame onto XV for KHs and Nomura's fuckup, he now has to come into this thread to do the samething.

>>386927941
Tabata isn't an artist you fucking idiot.

Meanwhile here >>386927626 Nomura literally says he came up with a bunch of stuff and is overseeing the entire thing and came up with the entire fundamental design of the game.
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>>386901179
This will never get referenced ever again in the games and they will never bring it up. It's hardly canon.
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>>386928253
>says he came up with a bunch of stuff
Gameplay elements and the basic design of the game. Very little about characters and he worked little or barely at all on the story like you are claiming
>Tabata isn't an artist you fucking idiot.
Draw
2: to cause to go in a certain direction
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/draw
I can't believe you are this stupid that you took draw that literally
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>>386901241

Kojima will never admit that tomokazu fukushima was his best writer but because of his stance against Jews and American exceptionalism he was ruining the path to hollywood for Kojima. So that salty hack dropped Tomokazu and the games went downhill from there.

Then look what happen Kojima suddenly makes it to hollywood, knows all the jew directors, can have unlimited access to every actor/director under the sun.
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>>386928449
This literally says Nomura appointed Tabata as director on 3rd birthday and that Nomura wanted to direct but was busy on multiple games at once, so he made himself the creative producer and concept design for the fundamentals of the game, including character design, voice acting aka he oversaw the creative side of the game and overall development, while Tabata the game development side.

Literally Nomura was heavily involved in 3rd birthday from the beginning before he assigned Tabata onto it.

You're such a fucking Nomura apologist despite that literally confirming he was heavily involved in games development more so than Tabata was.
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>>386928656
>you don't get it man, it says Tabata is the director but he actually didn't even touch the fucking game!
LMAO
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>>386928656
You are literally throwing quotes from the man Hajime Tabata himself to the wayside just so you can defend your mental image of him. You're a lost cause.
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>>386928656
>You're such a fucking Nomura apologist despite that literally confirming he was heavily involved in games development more so than Tabata was.
Nope, you were proven wrong and are trying to damage control by saying you are still right even though quotes from both men prove you otherwise
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>>386926025

Incest, pedophilia, traps, rape, itty bitty bikini costumes...

I swear, fucking FFV... Tecmo it's seems now only cares about making fetish porn without the actually porn part. That was the last franchise they had left still worth a damn and now it's worth shit too.
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>>386928738
>Nomura created the fundamentals of the games design and was attached to the project before Tabata
>Nomura literally assigned Tabata to direct it while Nomura oversaw the entire development of it and all the creative stuff, which Tabata wasn't doing because Nomura was doing those. Nomura was involved in more aspects of the game than Tabata was and that article literlaly fucking proves it you braindead Nomura fag.

>>386928752
Quote of what? Him saying that the game will have a story? Secondly he doesn't say "I", he just says "this time we are planning on aya to have considerable depth" as in on behalf of the team, not what he himself is doing you fucking idiot. There is no ore or boku or watashi to in that sentence where he's referring to himself as doing that.

Literally all he says is that aya is planned to have more depth and that there is gonna be a story incorporated into the game, he said nothing about him being the one doing that, and that is literally in the middle of a round table discussion with Kitase, Nomura, Tabata and Toriyama all being interviewed together.

>>386928816
Stop fucking samerfagging you piece of shit Nomura fanboy fuck. That link LITERALLY proves YOU wrong by confirming Nomura appointed tabata to direct it, that Nomura oversaw the entire game, that he was there cementing the fundamentals of the games design, aka story and characters too which he's literally credited for characters, that he oversaw the voice acting of the game.
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>>386914295
>doesn't Yu get raped or at least molested by an older woman when he works at the hospital?
Not really, to be honest. The scene in question fades out to black, but it doesn't even get close to implying sex. The nurse devil is teasing you by saying she'll show you parts of the body, and then she follows through by actually pointing out and naming the parts of your body. Her whole shtick is she likes teasing you, and if you respond enthusiastically to her advances, she backs the fuck up and you get the lowest points for that interaction. The best points can only be gotten from being embarrassed by it. The only people who claim that Yu bangs her are desperate milf losers.
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>>386929289
>make shit up
>continues to make shit up even after getting proven wrong
>can't even read sources correctly
why do you even try
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>>386931749
What did I make up? Everything I said was true and that link literally proves it, you literally got proven completely fucking wrong and are still trying to pretend Nomura had nothing to do with the game when he literally fucking assigned Tabata to it and he cemeted the fundamentals of the game, oversaw the game for the creative stuff, literally did character designs and more.

You are the one trying to use a Google translation that puts an "I" where there wasn't one in anything Tabata said, there is no watashi, boku or ore in his sentence, he wasn't talking about what he was doing, all he fucking said was that aya was planned to have more depth and that the game would have a story, nothing about him writing it you fucking idiot, again that is a roundtable interview with Kitase, Nomura, Tabata and Toriyama and he was speaking just on behalf of the team, not on himself. You were objectively wrong and you can't even deal with it.
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>>386925302
>It's another "FFXIV 1.0 was good" post
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>>386932069
>Everything I said was true and that link literally proves it
>You were objectively wrong and you can't even deal with it.
lol, even after it was proven that you were wrong, you continue to push your own false narrative
Oh and stop ban evading
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>>386932597
So not only can you not read you are also in denial over being BTFO by both of those links proving you wrong and only proving my own point. Fuck off nomura fuck tard. Nomura was heavily involved in 3rd birthday and literally said he oversaw the whole game as well as established the fundamental design and game concept plus more. Tabata objectively did not fucking refer to himself at any point in that sentence because there was no watashi, boku or ore, stop fucking clinging to fucked up google translations when he was only speaking about what the game has, not that he was writing it you dumb cunt, again click the link it literally shows its a roundtable interview with Kitase, Nomura, Tabata and Toriyama you dense fuck.
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>>386918442
Not true
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>>386926124
I think Chrono Cross was even worse, because if I remember correctly, it basically made it so everything the CT characters did resulted in the worst possible timeline.
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