>What is this?
Computer-controlled MSPaint cockfights.
>How do I make a Vermin?
Draw a monster with up to 3 forms in MSPaint, then distribute points between the five pictured stats as such:
-Evo 1 Vermin are allowed 13 points
-Evo 2 Vermin are allowed 16 points and an ability, or 20 points and no ability.
-Evo 3 Vermin are allowed 20 points and an ability, or 25 points and no ability.
>How do I enter my Vermin into the tournament?
When the host announces sign-ups are open, respond to that post with the Vermin you want to enter. The first 16 to post make it in, while the last 16 are randomly chosen from everyone who signed up within 3 minutes.
>Where can I store my Vermin for safekeeping?
http://vb.booru.org/index.php
>using the copy pasta
CEASE
JUST A REMINDER
/ourtourney/
I request a Vermin made entirely of other Vermin.
I remeber you're that autist that draws triangles with eyes in them
posting some oc :^)
Preposts are the bestposts.
Posting first for Thiccabbit
>>386880065
>General-like OP
Why the fuck would you do this. We agreed not to do this shit.
Here's hoping my new Vermin gets in! If not, that's ok too. I hope the best for everyone and that we all have a great game together
>>386880153
What's wrong with the copy pasta?
posting this abomination
>>386880171
fucking kill me
thought this image had that name
>>386880174
In accordance with last week's vote, this weekend's tournament will be 32 postrush, 1v1 with no gimmicks.
You've all got your bots ready to predict my post number, right?
I'd like to ask that you don't submit Wonderband-tier abilities, if you can resist the urge, so we can stay on-schedule. I'm a much slower coder than Tournament Host.
v1.6 patch notes:
>FAST has been slightly retooled. It now provides a lesser bonus to attack speed, but it's effects on the RNG have been strengthened. Though stats were mathematically balanced at lower levels, a 25 FAST Evo3 was statistically the best possible Vermin due to the ridiculous level of attack priority. Thankfully, nobody ever tried entering a true Sanik Vermin.
>The way on-hit effects work has been adjusted: they are now on a 'timer', which means they can't proc multiple times in a certain timeframe, which means slow Vermin with on-hit effects won't be inherently weaker than fast Vermin with the same ability.
>Due to a glitch I can't seem to solve, Vermin entered under an unnecessary tripcode will sadly be unable to compete in future tournaments.
I have other obligations tonight so no fights today, I'm gonna disappear right after posting brackets.
>>386880229
There's a reason it hasn't been used for weeks
>Using the copypaste OP
THIS IS WHY WE GOT MOVED TO /vg/ THAT ONE TIME, YOU FOOL
a new challenger approaches...
So this one is a team tourney, right?
>>386880065
SAGE AND HIDE THIS THREAD. WE DON'T NEED TO BE MOVED TO /VG/ AGAIN SO CLOSE TO THE TOURNEY.
>>386880065
>copypasta OP
Delete the fucking thread, we're going to get moved to /vg/ again you fucking retard.
>>386880171
Fix'd.
My min will enter this tourney and win it all.
>>386880065
does his ability make sense
Porn exists
Soon
>>386880286
>20 and 5 MUSCLE
time to make the true ONE SHOT
>mfw no skellies get in
HOLY FUCK I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ENTER AAAAAAAAAA
>>386880378
You need to define what a portion is
10% seems balanced
Also just give Beegradier the stat bonus and no ability. His ability is a handicap
>>386880329
Tis' weak to fire!
>>386880329
btw its in the wrong chronological order, Cashwhale's tourney came after Mitemare's.
Also should I enter "It Ain't Meow" or my second tulpa
>not sure if its faster to anchor post before things start or to just wait till it happens and post the vermin with the sign up post.
What sort of tourney we doing this week folks, solo or team crazyness.
Almost time!
Posting in advance. Thoughts, anyone?
>>386880186
The blue form is so funny and cute.
>>386880286
fake houst do not reply
>>386880494
>the first 3 forms all have the same face
>>386880457
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BEHOLD MY DEMONS
Friendship ended with ASAHI
now DAGDA is my best friend
ENTERAN
>>386880494
EXCALIBUR WASN'T THE SWORD IN THE STONE
YOU SHIT
/V/ERMIN, UNITE UP!
>>386880457
do what I did last thread, A B C or D
34 minutes remain
>>386880548
Is that really a KND reference?
>>386880641
Yea, no
>>386880519
Might have to balance numbers a bit
Sorry for posting the thread so early guys, I just wanted one for the signups.
>>386880657
ROGER
wew
I have to try too!
>>386880679
no u
REST IN CHAOS
CANT PREPOST BECAUSE PHONE POSTING AAAAAAAAAA
>>386880689
Cat > other thing
Both are good, I just like this one better.
Ok fuck it if we are all preposting I'll join
Let's do it reddit!!!
30 MINUTES
BE PREPARED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ICyhSmrsHU
I tried to make a fast blast vermin because I'm an idiot
I'm having trouble trying to do Lolikit's stats
Currently it's
LIFES 3
MUSCLE 2
BLAST 4
GUARD 2
FAST 2
What should I improve on?
>>386880286
>Due to a glitch I can't seem to solve, Vermin entered under an unnecessary tripcode will sadly be unable to compete in future tournaments.
>>386880710
SACK THIS OVERPOWERED SHIT
OUT OUT OUT
Reposting gay meme shit
>Can't decide between entering Shredtasm or Sake Onna
>>386880808
No.
>>386880675
It actually isn't. It's mere coincidence. Though now I can't unsee it.
>>386880178
Preposting THE WALL
Here to you.
Have you sang your praises to Blorf today, son of vermin?
>>386880710
>Pony
>Not $ony
It's cool, however.>>386880808
>Overpowered
I'd say it's on par with one of my old Vermin except it's 50% Chance to Half instead of 100% chance to reduce by 1.
SUPERBOSS WILL WIN FOR FIRST TIME
prepostan
>>386880707
shit dude it may very well hit post limit within 30 minutes
>>386880921
YOU FOOL
Preposting, get hype.
>>386880913
yare yare daze
isometric game guy from last week, been waiting to post my progress.
I finally got my tilemaps working through Tiled, so now all anyone would need to make maps for my engine is Tiled. anyone can make their own map with their own tileset, completely from scratch, in whatever art style they want, and as long as it fits the proper isometric dimensions all I have to do is add it to the map list.
Nice
>>386880989
>>386880772
aight anon, I'll send in the Cat. A few people wanted him in the tourney Mitemare.
>>386880583
>tfw internet so slow that posts appear only after 20 second
>>386880921
Anchor posting SPEED CRAB
Prepoastin, time to spread democracy.
>>386880989
nice
>>386880989
Nice
>>386881036
spam that update button
30 minutes to go.
Any last minute rates I can get before the tourney? Thanks in advance.
Prepostan
Anchor post
finished shark vermin. thoughts?
30 BINGS LADS
>>386881036
oh, didn't mean to reply to anyone
>>386881120
>e-celeb vermin
>>>/trash/
>>386881098
29 you nigger
>>386880567
i want to hug miles
>>386881184
What are you talking about?
>>386881198
Close enough.
>>386881198
28 you cracka
>>386881120
>20%
OVERPOWERED GET OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>386880986
wow that's pretty cool.
what are the dimensions for the tiles?
Prepost
>>386881121
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
>>386880065
>"X EDITION"
>copypasta OP
>>386881184
>understanding obscure e-celeb references
>">>>/trash/"
How exactly do we enter?
>>386881142
stop using the brush tool
>>386880663
AAAAAAAAAAA
OKAY A OR B?
Prepostest with the mostest
Prepost
>>386881142
Really cool design, anon.
Today's the day boys, this weekend's tournament is about to get a whole lot... artsier.
>>386881229
Don't pretend, faggot
PREPOSTAN
THE FURRIEST OF ALL IS COMPETING IN THE TOURNEY
>>386880986
the one quirk of my game that any would-be map makers would have to work around is that, due to the way I've made my game, maps are actually an elevated single plane as opposed to having multiple layers. This requires the use of a heightmap, but it's easy enough to do. I've made maps by making a multi-layered map in tiled, and then both flattening it and converting layers into their appropriate heightmap tile
>>386880286
>>Due to a glitch I can't seem to solve, Vermin entered under an unnecessary tripcode will sadly be unable to compete in future tournaments.
Yeah I'm having the same issue, not sure how to resolve it.
>>386881267
Getting moved to /vg/ will allow people to actually get their vermin in, us to participate in the /vg/bowl and us to never be threatened by shitmods
r8 muh vermin
>10 minutes in and we're already 1/5 of the way through a thread
Holy fuck, we're gonna need another.
can crits be dodged?
>>386881306
A!
Good Lord, this thread is fast.
>>386881142
I see allot of transparent/white specks all over your drawing, you might want to redraw the lines a little thicker and get rid of those spots for a crisper and easier to handle look.
Welcome to the vermin club, son
>>386881298
I don't use the brush tool. my line art is just messy.
>>386881283
At EXACTLY 6PM EST the host is gonna post an entry post. Reply to it with a picture of your vermin or prepost it in the thread and quote it in your reply.
>>386881283
Host will post a signup post in less than half a hour, around about on the dot. You gotta post the vermin you want in quickly on that post, otherwise you'll not get in.
>>386881390
Almost perfect Bing-Bing anon. Give him a hammer next time.
HOLY SHIT.
get it while it's hot boys
>>386880286
Yo Host, how hard it to code this thing?
>>386881338
>nothing suggesting that apart from pink hair, which is a trait only applicable to that one human being and no one else
k
>>386881390
please dont enter it, he had his chance in the spotlight
>>386881142
Nice shark, finished mine. Who here /SHARKWEEK/?
Not sure if this thread will survive for 25 more minutes but fuck it let's prepost
>>386881428
>tied up hostthat's kind of hot.png
prepost
>>386881495
Read my name
>>386880065
>>386880065
PREPOSTING
LESS THAN 24 MINUTES
Prepost I guess
>>386881495
doesnt look like it'd be hard, just change the font type before the match/after it loses
i made a guy
LETS GO
>>386881502
didn't plan on, don't worry anon
>>386881569
Just read. Screw you anyway.
>>386881586
Give him stats and an ability. We need more shitpost vermin
>>386881502
Anon who made Bing-Bing here: If he wants to post this vermin in the tourney, then there's not much to stop him. Besides, his mechanics and stuff are different, so it isn't a copy-pasta job like some other people do.
>>386881327
Is that you, JJ?
Ghostler better make it you gawddman fruitbowls
>>386881586
go back to your console/pol/loligoreposting threads
>>386881527
was planning on entering my shark next week and hoping for a shark team since I already have a non-shark vermin I want to enter.
>>386881253
>>386881140
>>386881609
These are my favorites, good luck anons
concerning the change with abilities that have on-hit effects - would this ability be affected at all?
We better get some good OCs this tourney.
Who's ready to get their vermin stolen?
Should I enter my skeleton army or my town guard?
So, could skeletons win this tourney if they get in their champion.
>>386881730
Unon likes this post
I am confident that I will make the cut this time.
Preposting. Hope transparency helps.
Preposting my updated Vermin. Anything I should change about the ability before then?
>>386881495
Easy peasy. The font I'm using already supports moonrunes.
prepostan in hopes the thread isnt moved to vg/reaches 500 posts before 6pm
PREPOSTAN
Should I nerf her second ability?
Preposting someone else'so shit because we need memes
>>386881825
Hands don't work like that.
preposting
preposta
>>386880986
>>386881352
criminally underrated post
I assume preposting still gives you a chance to get in, this is my first tournament
r8 my cloud
prepost
>>386881848
BACK TO DEVIANTART
SHOO
SHOO
SHOO
>>386881283
Oh fuck I forgot to prepost this one,
Prepost?
>>386881331
i wish you luck
>>386881848
Nerf her blast and put the points somewhere else. Alternatively make her blast less often/Need a turn to charge it.
>>386881825
I'd say increase the probability of it happening just so we'd have a chance to see it going back and forth for like 5-6 turns, but then it'd instagib any mon.
>all these plebs preposting
let's go lads
preposting
>>386881428
>NVO in fanart
I don't even care that he's an invalid
I appretiate you, anon
>>386881908
It's easier for you if anything because you don't have the small bit of lag when you post while your image uploads.
>>386881848
Daughter of Blorf
>>386881908
>It's another copy/paste all 3 forms vermin
are people preposting so they can just link that post to the postrush post?
20 Minutes
Good luck everybody
>>386881968
good luck this bee beelieves in you
FINAL WALL ACTIVATED
>>386882012
ctrl v
>>386881609
SCARED.PNG
prepostening
prepost
I used the brush tool and am now going back to fix things.
mfw I use the paintbucket tool
Preposting
Just in case we reach image limit before we even get there.
1 8 M I N U T E S
8 M I N U T E S 1
M I N U T E S 1 8
I N U T E S 1 8 M
N U T E S 1 8 M I
>>386882143
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU ALL
>>386881352
>>386880986
which then all comes together to look like this. my mapping ability kinda sucks but there is a lot of potential to make some nice looking arenas.
I also got the object system set up, which means I can start work on cosmetic map objects like trees and rocks. the object stuff also means I can set vermin up into teams that spawn on their specific spawning points that you might have noticed in my other posts. I'm reaching the point now where I can start putting together the gameplay elements.
>>386881248
96 width 74 height per tile, with an offset of 48 on the x axis and 24 on the y axis when being tiled. right now there is a maximum of 150 tiles allocated to the tilemap, which honestly should be more than enough. my tileset isn't quite ready to spread around yet but it's one of my next things on my list
LETS DO THIS
bee post
what is this?
>>386881776
>My fucking castle did this with the skeletons
Never forgetti
So are we only doing first evos this tourney? Kinda important since I got 2 boys I wanna post, but 1's better for a 3 stage tourney and the other's better for only 1 evo with 2 other helper boys
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/vfc-comeback-tourney-countdown-clock
EYES ON THE CLOCK
HANDS ON YOURsubmit
SIGN UPS ARE OPEN EARLY!
First 32 VERMIN JOIN THE BATTLE
>>386882213
Is there a way we can submit our vermin to be in the game?
>>386882306
OH SHIT SON LETS GO
>>386882306
lol no
Preposting.
>>386882013
Hope to see you on the battlefield once again, my friend.
>>386882306
(You)
is there anything preventing someone from replying in addition to the original poster of a min to help get it in the tournament?
>>386882258
Phenomenal
>>386881864
I am aware of that, yes.
>>386881942
Bumped it up to 75%. Hope that's enough.
>>386882306
PLES ENTR MY VOREMIN
>>386882306
WELL DONUT MIND IF I DO, ANINO!
>>386882343
No, not at all
>we're halfway through the thread already just by preposting
>>386882136
SON OF BLORF WHO WAS BLORFS SON WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE TYPING ON A COMPUTER
HE GOT AN EMAIL FROM HIS FATHER THAT SAID THAT ALIENS AND MONSTERS WERE ATTACKING HIS PLACE
AND AXED HIM FOR HELP
SO HE WENT
prepost
>>386882413
You call that a voremin? THIS is a voremin!
I won't be fast enough but I might as well post
>>386882335
Same, good luck my dude>inb4 our vermins get to fight each other again
Eternal reminder that a fucking fly saved the entire vermin universe from being erased.
>>386882335
The ultimate "only uses muscle/blast attacks" /v/ermin.
P.S. I think we should try to take it easy now.
pre-pre prostan
>>386882475
I hope you're only pretending to be retarded.
>>386882452
Anyone want to see my Vermin for the upcoming 3v3, I'll be part of theDykes with swordsTeam
Preposting
>>386882503
n-nani?!
actual prepost this time
not that i'll actually get in
>>386882579
>>386882136
i fucking swear, if this shit gets in!!
>>386882306
Hey wait a minute
Preposting
Preposting for maximum mayhem
>>386882556
no
no I panicked before reading, im just regular retarded.
Preposting this guy again
>>386882579
I'll let you in early if you post lewds of the second form
who is hosting today?
what is their tripcode?
Preparing
>>386882769
Verminty.
>>386881385
eat shit and die
>>386882520I hope that happens.
are the signups a new thread
preposting
>>386882769
I believe it's VFC Host
>>386882512
Cool design
>>386882804
Is that a Wander Over Yonder reference?
If my first vermin ever actually gets in, I'm gonna be pretty happy.
Name this
>>386882827
neat
>>386882827
Didnt those guys ever got in already?
But damn, they look cool.
>thread dies because everybody is waiting to post
Holy shit guys, you've still got 10 mins. Go silent 3 mins before and you won't get jumped by fakehosts.
A hush falls over the thread...
>>386882921
Just wait until it loses in the first roundjust like my first vermin lost in my first tourney ;_;
I must find the vermin that killed my father twice
>>386882928
The spirit of skeletal revenge.
tfw everyone is waiting like an autist
>>386882928
Bone-fied Boner Killer Mk1, Mk2, MK3
>>386882928
ctrl+c, ctrl+v, ctrl+faggot
does anyone have a webm of the Hulkomania vermin fighting, pretty please?
>>386882949
i've never been in a tournament
they got into Battle NETwork's tourney, but we all know how that went
>>386882921
Every vermin I've submitted died in the first round. Don't get your hopes up.
>>386882995
We await the host with bated breath...
heydraw a lewd image of your least favorite vermin
>>386883039
post bermin
>>386882993
All countries report in
It's time to prepost!
R8 my brand new Skull vermin.
Fuck it, preposting anyways
arite
pre posting mine too
>>386881248
Here's the heightmap I use for my editor, it also has green and red team spawn points and the camera as well. they're also a decent reference for what the size of the "top" of the tiles should be.
>>386882329
honestly I'm not even touching on that right now, but the end plan is to scour the booru for as many vermin as I can. I'm still unsure on exactly what kind of gameplay there will be. step 1 is to have a functioning tournament mode for hosting (best case scenario smooth enough to livestream, but I'm not making any promises), so I would do signups then and then put the vermin in.
>>386883013
>>386883081
I'm anticipating this, but it would be nice to be included;_;
>>386883109
Portugal Reporting in!
>93 IPs
>32 postrush
fuck this gay earth
yo i gotta take a shit ok? hold up
so is there no randomization? just first 32 get in?
SIGNUPS ARE OPEN
32 FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
REPLY TO THIS POST TO ENTER
oh shit nibba
>>386883109
Florida man Murder-suicide spree over online pokemon roleplay game
>>386883180
>>386883184
Don't worry, 16 are postrush and 16 are completely fucking random. And most people get caught in fakehosts
>>386883234
woah
Anchoring!
>>386883234
>>386880813
>>386883234
>>386883234
False
If I'm honest, I'm not sure whether or not the different evos are different enough. Also the ability might not be acceptable. Still, I have to put this guy in sooner or later.
>>386883234
>>386880548
>>386883234
maybe?
ENTER!
Made a Guilty Gear vermin. Never again putting this amount of work on a vermin, I just got carried away.
Regarding skill I'll just let host handle it but
>pretending it wont die first round if it EVEN makes it in
>>386882242
>>386883234
yeah, nice trip.
>>386883234
HOLD
HOLD!
>>386883234
Don't fall for fake hosts.
>>386883234
NO GUYS DONT DO IT
>>386883234
PRANK'D
>>386883109
HUEHEUEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUH
HUEHEUHEUHEEUHEUHEEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEUEHEUHEUH
First time doing something like this, please rate.
prepostin
FUCKING PANIC BAMBOOZLED
STOP YOU FOOLS, DON'T WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS POST TIMERS
BAMBOOZLED
Preposting, get read to eat dirty meatbags!
fake host appeared way too early to cause any damage
>>386883370
what's the real host's ID?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bjqbaybF3A
>>386883467
This is great. You do good work.
>>386883494
dastardly
>>386883494
I thought we were friends ;__;
I'm new to these generals.
Is there a place to watch this?
>>386880494
the sword in the stone was caliburn
>>386883494
Nice one
>>386883447
Stop them, host!
>>386883234
AVOID FAKE HOSTS!
THE REAL HOSTS TRIPCODE DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY RECOGNIZABLE WORDS.
DONT FALL FOR IT.
prepostan
>>386883679
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICUGBLq6CBk
POSTRUSH HAS AWAKENED!
Sign-ups are now open.
You have three milliseconds to respond to this post before the bracket fills up. 32 first-come, first-serve.
>>386882242
>>386883818
>VFC Host !//VeRMiNTY
>>386880548
>>386883818
ENTER!!!
>>386883818
>>386880710
>inb4 Postrush fucked me over
fug :DD
>>386880774
>>386883818
>VFC Host !//VeRMiNTY
>>386883818
>[
>>386880657
>>386883818
>VeRMiNTY
>>386883818
>>386883679
>>386883818
>>>
> VFC Host !//VeRMiNTY 08/11/17(Fri)18:00:05 No.386883818 â–¶
>File: slowfags get fucked.png (201 KB, 421x421)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICUGBLq6CBk [Embed]
>POSTRUSH HAS AWAKENED!
>Sign-ups are now open.
>You have three milliseconds to respond to this post before the bracket fills up. 32 first-come, first-serve.
>>386883818
pls make it in time >>386881837
pls make it in time >>386881837
>>386883818
>>386883818
Here's my dude.
>>386880989
Ability might need some balancing.
use >>386881968
if not, use >>386882258
>>386883818
>>386883818
Add me >>386881495
>>386880786
Edit: Thanks for the gold *tips fedora*
>>386883818
>>386883818
>>386883818
real this time?
>>386880943
>>386883234
That's bullshit but I believe it.
->>386883818
>>386881581
Please
>>386883818
>>386883818
>>386883818
Time to semi-literally show everyone how it's done
>>386883818
>>386883818
>>386883827
I WAS FIRST, WHAT THE FUCK
>SPAM MY FUCKING UPDATE BUTTON
>UPDATE COMES ALREADY 32 REPLIES
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>386883818
this is such fucking bullshit, how am i possibly supposed to get in
>>386882110
Laughing at everybody who got hostricked (including myself if applicable)
>>386883818
I FUCKING MADE IT!
FIRS TIME WOOO
>tfw 31
>>386883818
Too late?
>32 postrush
why the fuck would you do 32 post rush.
we really need a better system than this
>t. slow
>thread stops updating
>won't update
>finally see the post
>41st
"Postrush is justice" my ass
>tfw didn't make it
>>386883869
Cutoff.
>tfw you think the real one is fake
Fuck my everything
>beat the postrush
>thiccabbit is now in for the first time
YES
>>386883849
You're not me
Holy shit, thank you
And I didn't make it. Well Shit
My god. All positions have been filled. I'll be back with the bracket in the next thread, and then I'll see everyone tomorrow at the same time.
>>386881058
should make the 1st form a short-barreled M4 and the 2nd form an Easy 8, m8
>>386884031
FIRST FOR TEAM TOKU
>MISSED IT BY A FUCKING ATTOSECOND
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>386883818
>not using 16 postrush 16 random
come the fuck on host
holy shit. How is it even possible to get in?
>>386883818
>>386883920
Oh, I didn't even notice we were supposed to have an official toruney today.
It's most likely too late but whatever.
>slave away at my new vermin
>get in
Thank God.
is that it. did i win. my heart is beating my blood is pumping. all over fucking paint mosnters
Fuck this gay earth, my internet is way too slow.
>tfw 48th
>>386884110
That was extremely quick
>>386883865
>30th
IT'S TIMETO LOSE IN THE FIRST ROUND
Are you fucking kidding me.
I've been refreshing since the last second, and as soon as I post the thing is already filled.
Well, fuck this then, I thought I'd have a chance, but if the rush is that fucking impossible to beat then I aint bothering with this shit again.
>>386884041
>tfw 32
Jesus fuck. I don't think my heart has ever beat this fast.
>>386884110
WAIT
WHERE'S THE EPILOGUE FOR TEAM CUTIES WITH A CAUSE
>tfw forgot to precomplete the captcha
>tfw i might've made it if i did
this is why ya'll need RNGesus
>>386883972
>skeleton champion can't even enter a tourney
Not like this...not like this
>>386884145
52nd
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>386883818
Damn, looks like the Lawyer Sharks missed it.
>>386884091
YOUR VERMIN IS COOL AND I WANT IT TO BE IN A TOURNAMENT.
GLAD TO HELP
>32 POST RUSH
WHY. THIS IS THE WORST SYSTEM.
>managed to get second
I won't let you down
>internet has been terrible for the last month
>still manage to beat the postrush
FUCK YEAAAAAH
>>386884130
It's not.
>>386883845
Hey you got in!
>>386884110
Are we ever finding out what happened to cuties with a causw and princess blorf
>>386884171
it didnt >>386883879
WHO /THICC/ HERE?
Fuck off fuck this shitty idea I'm posting this to reddit you faggots
>>386883841
11th
BEELIVE IT BEE FUCKERS
>>386884163
thats why it should had been half rush half random like last week
>>386884127
I got mine in for the first time in while because of 32 postrush. 16 postrush and 16 random always fucks me over
>>386884163
>slowfag crying like a bitch
WAAAAH!
It's usually only 16 post rush and the rest random but the vote for this tournament won with all post rush option.
I give up.
tfw didn't get in again
time to wait another
week
or two
RUSHED HOME FROM WORK FOR THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>386884147
I don't like foxes but that is one good tattoo.
>>386884032
me irl
Welp
>>386884163
Here's a easy way of getting in:get gud__________________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________
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>>386883869
C U T O F F
U
T
O
F
F
>>386884252
Please please
Go away
And never come back
Any day!
>Get a storefront captcha right as I'm trying to submit mine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>select all street signs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Try to link post
>Hit yandex instead
>>386883853
>21st
not bad
you lads ready for some roulette ability shenanigans?
Don't make it post rush if it only has 32 spots
>tfw place 19
>tfw postrush helped me
Who here F A S T
fuck this gay earth
i'm tired of not making it
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, i FUCKING clicked the image by accident damn it@@!!!!!!!
Did Mr. Skeeto make it?
seriously how the fuck am i supposed to do this if the cunting update button doesn't work immediately
>spamclick update for like 2 solid minutes
>host shows up along with like 100 replies in no time at all on a random click
it's BS.
>>386884110
>tfw I got 33d
>tfw TWO OF THE SAME VERMIN ARE IN THE 32 POSTRUSH
>>386884130
it's not, which is specifically why we switched to 16 post-rush 16 random
but people bitched about the randomizer making it so someone can get 2 vermin in so now you either post within 3 seconds or go fuck yourself.
>>386883818
Honestly, 4chan isnt made for this kind of precision stuff. Just see the time stamps.
There are 30 vermins posted on the 00:17 mark, because thats when the server refreshed.
>>386884127
I personally think 16/16 is the fairest, but 32 postrush was the people's choice via last week's poll. Sorry Patrick.
>been refreshing for the last minute
>Still like 50 something in the order
fuck this gay earth just fucking kill me now
like christ why fucking bother at this point holy shit.
>>386884309
>not using legacy captcha
baka desu senpai
Well looks like my Cat's not going to Nam today.
>mfw captcha expired at the last second.
>>386884252
How cute of you.
It's been posted to /r/4chan multiple times already, honey. They dont give a shit.
>>386883818
welp time to play dota and cry myself to sleep again
>>386884110
can you at least tell us who is in reality princess Blorf?
>>386884217
I fell for the false host, I ate it
I ATE THE BULLET
>>386884163
A lot of time it's 16 postrush and 16 randoms from the next few minutes later and so, but people really wanted an all postrush for a while.
>>386884309
>not using legacy capcha
>>386883845
>>386883848
>Both Mr. Skeeto and GEE, MAGGY got in
>finally got in after trying for over a month
>>386884271
Everyone who voted for that were people who "swore they'd get it if the window was bigger" and now they're crying for 16/16 again. We had it in place for a reason.
>tfw going to go fix up my vermin
Thank god I wasn't stupid enough to put in ctrl+faggot, maybe next week
>tfw you got scared by the thread not updating and seeing it already filled
>>386884350
those people are fucking retarded. randomizer actually gives people a chance while this postrush bullshit is just an impossible mess.
I give up
>>386884357
>strawpoll
>being reliant
At least do a poll here to see the people's opinion, strawpoll can have votes manipulated to hell and back
>>386884329
>had old captcha all typed out
>reposted my thiccabbit
Fucking yes
>>386884357
THAT POLL WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! IT WAS FUCKING RIGGED DAMN IT!!!!!!
>>386884125
THIS IS FOR YOU TOKUFAGS AND SKELLYFAGS
>>386884329
>my vermin has 0 fast
>got him in the first 10
>>386884203
I am forever greatful and overjoyed that someone likes my shit, my dude.
Thank you.
Didn't make it in unfortunately. Good luck to those that did, I'll be here same time next week to try again.
>>386883856
I got cucked. I'll be rooting for ya.
>Skeeto got in
Fuck
>>386884348
WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://strawpoll.com/sr68zpy1
>Sitting at computer smashing refresh as often as possible
>hit submit reflexively as soon as I see Post
>Still apparently took 19 seconds
What the fuck is wrong with this gay earth
>>386884271
Is it really slow when I post as soon as it goes up? I've been trying to catch these threads for the last six weeks, and this makes it clear that if 32 people fill up in a fucking split second, theres no fucking way I can get in on a smaller tournament
Hell yeah, I'm in this one.
>>386883818
>tfw 8th
The kraken himself couldn't keep me out of this tourney.
>>386884357
IS THERE A POSTRUSH SUPERBOSS
>>386884163
people bitched that the random was unfair so we've switched to an even less fair system.
frankly it should be 8 post-rush and 24 random
>got in on my first ever post rush
feels fucking good man
>PUNISHING POOR PEOPLE
>I went fucking 55
Rip me. 1v1 64 tourney when?
>no 4chan gold
>you can never enter a vermin tournament
I wonder who is really behind this...
>>386884519
There's going to be a 64 man tournament next week, with half of it being random so just try again next week.
tfw you'll never get in a tourney because your internet is too slow
>>386884513
>>386884513
>using strawpoll when we just said its unreliable ass fuck
>TFW FUCKING 4TH
>>386884252
all of the engines for vermin are closed-source, reddit can't get in on this unless they make their entire own engine.
so what's the superior way to update to get in
F5 or spamming update?
>>386884537
nah, 12 post rush and 20 random.
>>386884594
4chan gold doesn't actually benefit one much in the nominations process.
>>386884614
Spamming update, F5 forces you to re-do your post and captcha.
>>386884348
Are you fucking serio-
>>386884387
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
What a letdown. I guess I'll go masturbate and forget about this
>>386884379
ItsYou
>>386884614
update set to 1 millisecond + prefilling out captcha with a prepost already linked in your post
who /fellforfakehost/ here
>>386884614
f5 is useless. You spam update and pray you get the server cycle that gives you hosts' virgin post.
>>386884594
>He is too slow.
You don't need Jew tricks just S P E E D!
Well, guess I can stop working on getting rid of all those dead pixels since I used brush.
>>386884594
Legacy Captcha and the enter key are your friend.Because of my Skill, Zoot has 2 vermin in this Tourney. Again.
MAKE IT 64 VERMINS
>>386884357
I might not of gotten in, but I got fanart. Today is still a good day.
>>386884614
update, but the thing doesn't fucking work half the time which pisses me off
>>386884357
Let's vote on it again.
>>386884594
Just use legacy captcha, it never expires so you can have it typed in long before the postrush even begins
>>386884614
update, pre do the captcha, prepost and be ready to link to the signup post
>Fucked up posting for a second, only to get swept away.
And I made it as 32nd for the fake one, too.
who /in/ here
>>386884595
Ughh...fine. I'll try again next week.
>>386884674
>Jerked one out just before making postrush
Feels good man
WHO GOT IN
Don't worry slowlads, next tourney is 32 rush 32 rand
Post ideas for a tourney.
> RNG Tourney
> Only vermin with random/chance abilities can get in.
> 32 Randomly Picked.
>>386884709
YOU FAGGOT PEOPLE WILL GET MAD AT ME AGAIN
>we're over the bump limit already
>>386880457>>386881058>>386880393>>386882693>>386883130>>386882242>>386880185>>386880548>>386883839>>386881343>>386882248>>386880674>>386883341>>386881550>>386880372>>386883848>>386883679>>386881908>>386880710>>386881575>>386881730>>386881056>>386880612>>386880774>>386881913>>386883860>>386880936>>386881816>>386882302>>386881331>>386881559>>386880657
ALL THESE GOT IN
>>386884695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZl-kQ3JFNIyour (You)'s sustain me
>>386884674
>WAAAAH I DIDNT GET INTO MY FIRST TOURNAMENT
Yeah go away, you don't deserve to be in.
Niggas been here trying since the first one. Cry me a fucking river.
There's gonna be a 64 man one with half random for your slow ass next week, so shut up.
>>386884776
>2v2
fuck man
>skeeto got in
i dont even care that i didnt make it this is gonna be glorious
>>386884747
Get ready to get fucked, Lawfags.
>>386884770
>tfw 10th
Goddamn it, I'm so fucking happy. Let's hope that Thiccabbit wins the tourney.
>>386884747
>>386884770
WHAT IS UP MY BROTHERS
HERE'S TO A GOOD FIGHT
>>386884747
>>386884770
28th reporting. THIS WILL BE THE /FAST/ TOURNEY.
I'm salty and i'm going to report all vermin threads as not-video-games generals
>>386884747
I'm compiling a mass image of all 32 (assuming nobody beats me to it) and yes, my entrant made it in.
>>386884747
NEETV here, I hope that this time I can get past the first round.
>>386884357
What poll? I don't know shit about any polls
>>386884713
THIS
>>386884770
Reportan
>>386884747
im fucking deep in
>>386884747
I AM NUMBER THREE
>52th
I want to die, but at least the ones in are pretty nice.
Is there a vermin discord server?
>>386884816
THIS POST IS COHERENT AND READABLE
SAID NO ONE EVER
>>386884689
How do you set update to 1 millisecond?
>>386884747
Number 32 here. I hope you fags are ready to UNITE UP
>>386884357
People are going to complain either way, so might as well do it the way you like
4chan pass broken as fuck get on my ((((level))))
>>386884713
THIS
friendly reminder that post-rush is fucking abysmal and nobody is going to want to participate or give a shit about this if the only people getting in are regulars with perfectly fine-tuned settings who can post within 0.01 seconds of sign ups.
>>386884689
how?
>>386884827
I'm ready for him to die in round one, please Host gods, give me this
>>386884921
I DON'T CARE I TRIED
Host better remove some of the near identical entree or I'll be nuclear
>>386884936
fuck yeah, happy you got in anon
>No mystery Tourney
>All round 1 fights are randomized from the initial posts
>No brackets
Tel me this wouldn't be hella chill
>>386884357
>last poll had postrush win by 20 votes
>this poll only 5 people voted for postrush
Really fires up my neurons...
woo!..
>>386884936
Pretty sure Host asked for no retardedly complex abilities so not so sure if you'll get in
>>386884747
>>386884770
4th reporting in my man
>When it was 16/16 I always was like 1 or 2 posts late
>Suddenly it's changed to first 32 get in
>I was outside my house and just returned
>Could have made it in if I only returned few minutes earlier
Fuck this shit, the first time the post rush couldn't stop me from participating my life did so.
I want to play fucking once, I've been signing up to pretty much every fucking tourney for few months already.
>>386884802
We love you, you pervert. Get over it.
>>386884821
Geez no reason to sperg out, I was just disappointed in how slow I was not at the tournament.
Maybe you should take a chill pill buddy, or jerk one too to calm that anger in your head.
>>386884713
as much as I want everyone to get their own vermin in
I just hate people who would enter more than one
give other people a chance to have fun goys
I have 4chan gold so I always get in post rush
but I only enter one at a time
ALRIGHT HERE THEY ARE. CORRECT ME IF I FUCKED UP
1. SKELEKNIGHT: >>386880457
2. SHERMANNE: >>386881058
3. BOTILUS: >>386882693
4. TOASTY: >>386883130
5: SUPERFAN: >>386882242
6: BLOCKATIEL: >>386880185
7: SEASQUIRE: >>386880548
8: CUTE-BALL: >>386883839
9: thiccabbit: >>386881343
10: B-MINER: >>386882248
11: GENERIKA: >>386880674
12: YURI MEANBRAT: >>386883341
13: MR. FUCKING SKEETO WHAT: >>386881550
14: CASTAPILLAR: >>386880372
15: MAGGY: >>386883848
16: HISSTOL: >>386883679
17: SADCLOUD: >>386881908
18: NEETV: >>386880710
20: INERT BEAST: >>386881575
21: THIMBLER: >>386881730
22: SPEED CRAB: >>386881056
23: MEDGEGAMI: >>386880612
24: BATTERBEE: >>386880774
25: BALLOON BUDDY: >>386881913
26: JACK BE NIMBLE: >>386883860
27: CHERIB: >>386881816
28: LANTERNFEESH: >>386882302
29: TADBOMBER: >>386880936
30: DOODEL: >>386881331
31: REVOLVERING: >>386881559
32: VONDERFUL MASK: >>386880657
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD. ONE OF THE BEST WE'VE HAD IN A WHILE.
>>386884747
Number 10 here, I'm fucking happy by the fact that I beat postrush second time.
>>386884713
THIS
Please host...
>>386884958
>be me
>have this be first ever post rush and get in as top 20
>>386884713
on one hand i don't want host to die and/or pass out during this tournamentbut on the other hand i think my vermin would get in if it were 64
>>386880457 >>386881058 >>386880393 >>386882693
>>386883130 >>386882242 >>386880185 >>386880548
>>386883839 >>386881343 >>386882248 >>386880674
>>386883341 >>386881550 >>386880372 >>386883848
>>386883679 >>386881908 >>386880710 >>386881575
>>386881730 >>386881056 >>386880612 >>386880774
>>386881913 >>386883860 >>386880936 >>386881816
>>386882302 >>386881331 >>386881559 >>386880657
Okay, these made it in
>>386884958
I've been with vermin since day one and I've only been in twice, with the second only getting in as a luck of the draw
>>386884747
#7 over here. Ready to rock out with my cock out.
>>386884357
strawpolls are abusable by restarting your router for a fresh IP you dip. half the time you get 1-2 people who spam votes for their choice
When will VFC and Tournament Host combine their powers and do a 64 tournament?
>>386884747
>>386884770
board game faggot here hoping to give fellow anons a show with a chancey ability that's probably a fucking nightmare for the host to code
if thimbler doesn't get the shit kicked out of it in round 1 that is
>>386885020
It isn't complex though, it's just a form change with buffed stats and 100% accuracy.
>>386884747
>>386884770
>25th
taking this game down to clown town.
>>386885015
That's what you get for submitting three vermin.
>>386885060
you forgot me
>>386885005
Maybe because people are seeing that post rushes are a terrible idea. The people who wanted them were probably the ones who got 17th-32nd place in the previous tournament and wanted another chance in this one.
>>386885060
I can't believe Skeeto fracking beat the post rush
The meme is dead
>>386885060
You missed this one.
>>386880393
>>386883831
>>386885060
>THIS LAZY PIECE OF SHIT WHO ONLY ADDED A BLACK LINE TO THE FIRST 3 VERMIN GOT IN
>>386880657
FUCK
YOU
>>386884770
>>386884747
I'M STILL FUCKING SHAKING FROM GETTING 1ST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>0 skeletons got in
>take a nap because tired and signups arent for a few hours
>alarm doesnt go off
>wake up 6:10
i fucking hate my life
>>386885050
It's just the same shit every week.
We get it, it sucks when you dont get in, but some poor saps have been trying for months before you.
Just keep trying, it's worth it.
>>386885060
>2 (TWO) MAGGYS IN THE FIRST ROUND
DELETE THIS SHIT FROM THE BRACKET, MR. SKEETO ONLY
>>386885060
SPEED CRAB BOYS
HE TOO FAST
>>386885060
>thiccabbit is lowercase
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>tfw 36th
>>386885060
>MR. SKEETO
>MAGGY
>TWO ZOOTSUIT VERMIN
>ALL AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
>>386885060
FUCK CORRECTION
SPEYEDER IS IN OVER VONDERFUL MASK: >>386885060
>>386885215
>fracking
fml i wish i knew English
>>386885238
THERE IS A VERMIN GOD
>>386880454
>>386885079
This is a good roster
https://strawpoll.com/sr68zpy1
https://strawpoll.com/sr68zpy1
https://strawpoll.com/sr68zpy1
>>386885238
>0 skeletons
>literally #1 is a skeleton
>>386885060
oh look it's a booru circlejerk roster
>>386884689
how
MAKE IT 64
>665 replies
>>386885306
Pretty sure Vonderful Mask got in
>>386885368
2 (two) skeletons
>>386880774
i see my bee bro made it
MAKE IT 64 /V/ERMINS IN
IT CAN STRETCH ALL THE WAY THIS WEEK
>>386885357
all random from 100 is the only fair way
>>386884747
>>386884770
15 reportan
>Tfw you haven't gotten in a tournament since Fleef
Guess I'm rooting for Skeeto
>>386885357
just do 15 rush 15 random
and I let you pick 2 of your own
>>386885445
lol no.
>Figured the chances of getting in were 1 in a million
>Didn't even bother to check after posting
>I got in
HOLY FUCK, YEAH!
FOR ALL THE ANONS WHO DIDN'T GET IN, TADBOMBER WILL FIGHT FOR YOU!
>>386885428
Yes, now your bee bro has to go rest their racing heart.
>>386885496
lol kill yourself.
>>386885357
>Strawpoll for which 32 should get in
>1 vote
but guys this is a great idea
what could possibly go wrong?
>>386885445
T H I S
H
I
S
>Skeetos vermin get in for thr 5th time, not once did he attend singups himself
>>386885515
same dude
>>386885523
lol only if you show me that your vermin got in.
>>386885462
I hope he dies in the first round
not just knocked out, fucking dead
>the fucking blood rush at every postrush
Goddamn.
>>386885552
>he got in twice
>>386885426
3 Skeletons*
New rule. No one can pre-post to get in
:^)
MAKE IT 64
MAKE IT 64
MAKE IT 64
MAKE IT 64
MAKE IT 64
MAKE IT 64
>>386885602
inb4 new champ
>>386885616
I know it!
>>386885659
fuck off
>>386885616
This was my first post rush.
I did not expect to get this fucking excited for it.
>>386885643
That only punishes bad connections EVEN MORE.
>>386885640
Wait, who's number 3? I saw Skeleknight and Inert Beast
TO THE 64TH POWER
>>386885643
wouldnt change much really
EXPAND ROSTER OR RIOT
>>386885618
I'm hyped for Skeeto. Hopefully he get's to his third stage.
If he does, that's a victory in my book.
>>386885659
VERMIN TOURNEY 64
3D FUCKING VERMINS
how the fuck do i set my fucking updater to 1 milliseconds
>>386885141
????
>>386885674
That don't prove a single shit :^)
EXPAND TO 64
https://strawpoll.com/x7w2xd8y
https://strawpoll.com/x7w2xd8y
https://strawpoll.com/x7w2xd8y
>two zootsuit vermin
yes yes, lovely lovely.
zoot here letting you know ill be signing at vermincon this winter. ill also be selling my own farts in jars since im apparently part unicorn and so fucking special.
>>386885738
>featuring Bing-Bing from the Bing-Bing may WAHOOOO series
>>386885708
Cherib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e1xd0Jmz-o
I am angery
>>386885760
You keep clicking [Update] until the Host posts
>>386885785
>No HOST'S CHOICE OPTION
>>386885760
by manually pressing at the speed of light
>>386885760
Go into ultimate autismo mode and fucking rape that update button
SIXTY FOUR SIXTY FOUR SIXTY FOUR SIXTY FOUR
SIXTY FOUR
SIXTY FOUR
SIXTY FOUR
>>386885674
Don't drag me and my precious Blockatiel into your shit.
>>386885712
>>386885659>>386885728
No, just try again next week.
>>386885834
no you fucking retard that doesn't work, it doesn't matter how fast you go, one of the clicks will go and like 80 posts will show up so it's too late
DONT EXPAND
JUST MAKE ALL RANDOM
maybe 64 tourney if host want to do it next week
no point making host doing to much work now if he doesnt want to do it
>>386885863
Are there more sign ups next week?
>>386885834
>click update
>because of the button being mashed accidentaly click on host's stupid fucking filename
>get 1000th post
IF YOU WANT 64 VERMIN, THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO GET HOST TO LISTEN TO YOU:
1. KILL YOURSELF
>>386885794
I just like his vermin, Anon. I always clear them from my queue after they've been entered at least once.
Calm down bros.
New thread: >>386885923
>>386885896
worked for me mr.slowfinger
>>386884747
>Tfw me winning means everyone else loses
>I have to beet maggy, mr.skeeto, vonderful mask, etc
it hurts
>>386885863
And try again next week, and try again next week, and try again next week, and try again next week, and try again next week, and try again next week...
>>386885935
We have 2 active hosts alternating tournaments, we're gonna have a tournament each week until one decides to take a break but since they're alternating they can take it chill and slow.
>>386885896
It worked for me
>>386885936
lol
>>386885863
I understand why people are upset but try not to be autistic about it.
It's gonna happen next week so everyone calms your tits.
S I X T Y F O U R
>128
>128
>128
>128
>128
>128
>>386885987
You can either buy better internet or just keep playing the random lottery.
Stop complaining.
>>386886004
Okay cool. I'll try to get mine into that one.
What's the name of the 2nd host?
>>386884357
I love 32 postrush
It's the only way I ever get in
so before the thread die
is there gonna be a fight tonight?
>>386885535
>what could possibly go wrong?
Strawpoll on who should get in is the best idea.
Problem is however that everyone can just fucking use multiple devices or some other shit to vote for his own vermin multiple times.
It would take way too much effort to prevent this from happening and the only way to do so would be by rejecting anonymity which would eventually lead to massive circlejerking.
So in short, strawpoll is in fact the best idea but there is no way to make it work properly.
>>386886259
Nah, they start tomorrow.