Oh look, I seem to have received a package. I wonder whatever could it be
dragon dildos
Open it.
>>386878281
God damn tape. I fucking hate you, you're my greatest enemy
>>386878447
Need a hand?
>>386878424
I'm trying, ok?
>>386878281
The address is some kind of shipping forwarding company?
>>386878706
God fucking damn...
>>386878706
made me laugh
>>386878706
Please, I insist.
>>386878706
What do you do that requires so many boxcutters?
>>386878706
lel
Just show us your black hand already
Check this 8
>>386878627
That could help
Get fucked OP.
>>386879042
I don't think swords and knives are gonna... cut it.
This is the worst.
OP, you are the worst.
>inb4 mediocre kusoge for PS4.
>OP tries to do the 100+ reply thread
>gets derailed not even 20 replies
>When they circle gift in the package
They need to be careful when they do that.
>>386878281
>whatever could it be
Well, the label on the box does say videogame.
> Chink shit
Smallpox or loli vagina
>>386878706
>sensiblechuckle.exe
Here let me get that for you
>>386878706
You're good, OP.
Your dragon dildo thread can stay
>>386879906
>>386879995
Rollin.
>>386879572
Fuck you
>>386880007
Thank you for admitting defeat. As a reward, take this. You will never lose again.
>>386880113
>>386880147
what did I miss?
>OP spends hours picturing his ebin unboxing for attention-whoring
>ends up losing his thread
>>386880104
Give it to me
>>386880283
I posted a "the game" meme, it seems like the mods lost it.
>>386880147
>you will never lose again
how wrong you are, man.
>>386879906
the true path to 3 is harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding.
>No more falsehoods or derisions
>golden living dreams of visions
>mystic crystal revelation
>and the mind's true liberation
>>386880313
Hours? It's been like 20 minutes since the first post. Hmm, I see some mod deleted things. I don't care what the thread's still rolling, so whatever
>>386880524
lol fuk off
>>386880571
Oh shit I forgot to say Aquarius. There. Fixed.
>>386880630
Just show us you colossal faggot.
>>386880630
High quality Chinese dildo with loli scent?
>>386880760
Mr Bones off me off me
>>386880630
final fantasy 15!
>>386880745
BTFO
>>386880745
Impressive
>>386880745
Recognized
Fuck off OP
>>386880630
why did you order a bundle of chinese newspapers
>>386880745
Sorry OP, but I've gotta tell you to fuck off
>>386880698
Oh. It seems like one of my previous posts was deleted, probably accidentally. Let's repost that
>>386880745
WITNESSED
OP FUCK OFF
>>386880760
SARAH YOU FAT CUNT SHUT UP
>>386880971
OH gee, I'm on the edge of my seat here
>>386880760
YOU HAVE TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE
>>386880839
So close!
Advent Children Complete. Not even videogames. Kindly fuck off.
>>386881263
well done!
>>386881182
Why's there a rubber band around it? Odd
>>386880745
>>386881364
Ok great it was nothing special. Now fuck off.
if VII op should go watch Planetes
>>386881412
You played yourself
>>386881364
Oh yeah, now I remember ordering this shit
>>386881549
>>386881603
Ya both blew it.
>>386881530
we don't care OP
>>386881530
throw it in the trash
>>386881603
Wow only 21off
>>386881530
>>386881364
good taste
>>386881263
Excuse me? That's the first playable demo for Final Fantasy XIII. That's exactly a videogame
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
>>386882003
>this post ends in the year OP was born.
>>386881985
Premature as usual
27
>>386882079
What a relief.
>>386881823
So you bought a shitty movie, and a grimy used controller. Nice.
>>386882079
I'm not doing 2 packages. These threads are stupid enough without drawing them out
MODS ARE AFK POST LEWD VIDYA CONCEPT ART
nice thread OP
>>386882851
No I do
>>386882919
come get it
>>386882919
You're all faggots because there are no 5s on /v/
>>386882182
You can still buy new Saturn controllers somewhere?
>>386882983
no u come
>>386882992
Say that to my 5
>>386883032
i could've sworn i left a 5 round here somewhere
>>386882753
You should all learn to keep your things in a safe place, for I have your 5s
>>386883110
Is this your 5?
>>386883053
What this one?
>>386883181
no it's this one
>>386880524
not sure if retarded or not, plat angel isn't white
It seems that the mods are triggered.
>>386881823
I got that back in 2009, you're nothing special. The best part of that two-disk combo by the way is the Versus XIII trailer on the FFXIII demo disk
>>386881823
Anon, I bought Advent Children for something like $2 at Half Price Books. It was disappointing for that price. I have no clue what you paid for it, shipping included, but it wasn't worth it.
>first playable demo for Final Fantasy XIII
Like I said, I've seen Advent Children.
where's the dildo
>>386879712
>loli vagina
You can buy those?
>>386887298
Inside me.
>>386887370
Is this your first day on the internet or something?
>>386889453
Shoulda said 3, but here's an 8 anyway
>>386881823
>>386885562
Could be worse. I got this when it came out whenever it did. This is when I still believed in SquareEnix
>>386891706
and maybe a fucking pic to go with it next time, CHRIST.