>make a good game >botch the launch >game has no players

It's not good though. It's bland. It feels like a generic Overwatch knockoff with terrible characters. I heard it was supposed to be fast but it doesn't seem so to me.

>>386878075
You must be trolling. There's no way someone who actually plays videogames genuinely holds opinions this awful.

>>386877463
MORE ANZU PLS, she's my cute roachy flat queen, i wanna suck her cute nipples and make babies with her.

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>>386878548

>>386878548
>she
>her

>>386877463
no longer in a relationship with nyanners
anzu is my new wife

I want to save her from d̶e̶t̶r̶o̶i̶t̶ turkey!

>>386878548
>started smoking
>got a tattoo
She's literally worth less than trash now

>>386878884
No fucking way, smoke + tatoo = instant trash. Fastest 100 to 0 i've ever experienced.

>>386878075
it's not even anything like overwatch at all

>>386878641
I'd still fuck her senseless.

>>386878884
>>386879160
>virgins have standards

?????

>>386878884
Where is the proofs

>>386877463
My wife is Anzu

>>386879496
https://twitter.com/anzujaamu/status/876154324463886337
The other one is somewhere hidden in the depths of Twitter and I don't want to search for it, you're free to find it yourself, though.

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>>386879343
Since when does fucking trash count as losing your virginity anyway?

>>386878075
Its not like Overwatch. They tried to make it arena-shooter but they forgot to add pickups and give you more than 2 weapons max. Also you have infinite ammo, abilities, ultimates, healers, eyecancer huds, huge viewmodels, forced male:female ratio, muh diversity, nexon, 30gb+, few maps, only team based modes, game supposedly has lore but its never told, tutorials are "watch our youtube video and we will give you free lootbox money". Like you cannot just skip to the end. You have to watch it full lenght. Youtube. What the fuck.

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>>386879496
>>386879160
>>386878884
WHO cares nothing matress

>>386879723
Not like a animeposter can get anything better

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>>386879779
How do you fuck up this badly when will we get a new fast paced multiplayer shooter done right

>>386877463
>>386878641
I want to see Anzu poop

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>>386879697
Anon that's not a real tattoo.

>>386879869
*an
Guess I win this argument

Holy sheet just took a look on her twitter, the fuck happened to her ?

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>>386879697
wow, it's fucking nothing

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BLESZINSKI

>>386880131
>you made a grammatical error so i win

Whatever helps you sleep at night virgin

>>386880338
comma

>>386877463
>Anzu got blacked
We only need Butterlord then we can nuke Turkey

>>386880461
post proofs or gtfo

>>386877463
At least he doesn't have boogers stuck to his nostril hair.

>>386880405
Looks like I won the argument

>>386879969
Reflex was alright but its really not playable anymore unless you have friends. Like I am not flaming LawBreakers for LOLNOTENOUGHPLAYERS I just do not know to who were their target audience...

>>386879697
>Every pic of Anzu not heavily makeup'd she has a shit ton of bruises

She gets beaten on a daily basis doesn't she?

>>386879779
Jesus...
Is that shit with the video real?

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>>386881232
Yeah, on a daily basis she gets her pussy slammed by her mongol conqueror BF

>>386881543
ingame when you go to "tutorials" theyre just youtube videos embedded into the game client

>make a good niche game
>be surprised that it garners a niche audience

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I LOVE ANZU!

Anzu's feet on my face!

>>386883226
>veiny like a commoner
>not smooth

>>386881232
Someone did one of those most used word cloud things and meth was the second most used word

>>386879697
Anon you dumbass thats just paint

>>386883226
degenerate footfaggots need to die

>>386877463
I want Anzu to botch my dick.

>>386883382
>veiny
? They just look gross and skeletal desu

>>386877463
>game promises to be hardcore, all about mobility and speed.
game is hero based, mobility options are class dependent, zero-G is actually just swimming in honey.

>>386881880
MÄMMI'D

I don't understand what people find in anzu, she's a skinny ugly makeup heavy riced bitch

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Why the fuck is my Twitter in Arabic?
I thought it had something to do with the fact that she's Turkish, but I checked other pages and get the same shit

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>You will never be Anzu's self defense teacher and volunteer her to show examples to the other students 100% of the time because you like using her as your own personal punching bag

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brah she ugly

>>386886750
That's Persian, I think.

>>386887596
She's incredibly ugly.

>>386887765
Whatever it was, I fixed it with this
https://twitter.com/?lang=en

>>386887596
>average looking girl
You guys only like her because she looks like your anime waifu

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>>386887596
oh alah

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>>386888042
I like her because she's a little skelly who would be fun to beat up and bully.

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>>386877463

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>>386887596
lmao literally him

>>386888042
>average looking
please tell me where you live, I wanna go there to have such average girls in the dating pool

just kidding, neither me nor anyone believes your bullshit, everyone knows she's easily above average

>>386877463
Wait did ut4 finally get officially released?

>>386891464
You should probably go out more

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>>386891391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc
Eggman would need a swimming pool of makeup before we seen results this good.

>>386891775
you should probably learn what "average" means

>devs have gender neutral bathrooms in office
>cliff blezinski was cruising around in his ferrari instead of giving input on the game
>disinvite a streamer to their offices because he tweeted hillary was corrupt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZXoSTEy8Q&feature=youtu.be

>>386891464
>above average
nigga what that is average and below average if I wanted to be mean.

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>>386891871
>you will never sit on Anzu's chest and pin her arms down with your legs so you can put her through nonstop facial abuse

>>386892098
nah she's above average

>>386877463
what game even?

>>386878884
What's wrong with tattoos?

>>386892418
the same thing that's wrong with drinking anything other than water

>>386887596
CUTE

>>386892518
What's wrong with juice

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>make a good game
>botch the launch

>>386892418
Sign of a degenerate with zero impulse control, self-respect, or class. For eomen in particular it screams "I'm a slut with identity issues so please pay attention to me so I can validate myself". It's a warning sign, which is basically all tattoos are good for.

>>386892681
everything yuo fucking pleb

>drinking squashed fruits
>any year

basically /v/ is fucking retarded and you shouldn't give a damn what anybody says about anything other than video games.
Nah fuck it, ignore vidya opinions too

>>386892418
It's just degeneracy in general. Basically being secular and of-the-world. Usually implies used goods with emotional baggage, etc. See: impure.

>>386877463
>copy a popular game
fixed for you

>>386892518
I don't like tattoos, but drinking beer or soda is fine in moderation, don't overdo it
The problem with tattoos is that it shows a lack of forethought, it'll look like unintelligible abstract art when you're old
Plus, who in their right mind would want their skin to look the inside of a gradeschooler's notebook?

>>386892870
>squashed fruit

Is that what the bullies called you when they smashed you into a locker?

>>386892783
>muh degeneracy
>le self-respect meme
Nice buzzwords. Did you learn them from daddy /pol/?

>>386892686
Are the servers still up?

>>386887596
What's with the bags under her eyes? Is that makeup? Otherwise she looks a lot like a girl I had a crush on in high school.

>>386887596
still cute

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anzu a cute

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>masterpiece has a bad launch
>casuals still cling on to those old reasons to hate it

>>386877463
>imagine being a white girl without easy access to BBC

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>>386892943
I wouldn't call any of these tattoos of old dudes on goggle unintelligible or the interior of a gradeschoolers notebook.
>>386892965
I didn't get lockers

>>386893164
>t*rk
>white

>>386893098
>Kurapika
Pretty good cosplay
>>386893370
>America
>white

>>386892943
>caring about what you'll look like when you're old and withered, instead of enjoying life to the fullest while you're still young
Never gonna make it.

>>386879969
Quake Campions ya dingus

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>>386893349
Get on my level, Granny.

>>386891752
Lawbreakers, its shit

>>386878670
>she's not actually a trap
Fuck you, I even got ready to fap.

>>386893746
Is that his fucking beard?

>>386894069
That's his pubic hair
He's prepping for autofellatio, you can see it if you look close enough

>>386894047
Botched circumcision he was originally male

>>386877463
>Browse /v/
>Everything is well
>Suddenly see an OP post that disgusting turkroach with 20 layers of makeup and creepy eyes

Thanks for ruining my night with that repulsive creature.

Rumor has it that Anzu has a sex tape out / leaked.... confirm? deny? if so post.

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>>386894421
>Browse /v/
>Everything is well

Why start off with an outright lie?

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>>386893098

>>386894638
Character?

>>386892681
It has less dietary fiber than fruit and less protein than milk. It's okay as an occasional treat, but I wouldn't start my day with it.

>>386883047
"Niche" can most certainly get a mainstream audience if they have the right amount and right kind of marketing. Just look at Dark Souls.

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>>386894638
>tfw I have a black eye right now and everyone is accusing me of letting my wife beat me.

Really I just got drunk and angry (at my wife for punching herself after I said something she didn't like) so I punched myself and gave myself a nice shiner.

Don't get married, kids.

>>386894985
fucking what??

I dunno. I kinda want a crazy wife that'll put up with my crazy shit. sounds fun

>>386894985
lol you got beat up by a girl

>>386893035
Yup

Game is maintenance mode though desu

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>>386894740
No idea. I just like the implications of a bruised and bloodied Anzu.

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>>386894985
???

>>386891871
>Anzu will never do facial abuse

Life sucks

>>386878884
no she does not smoke
kys pls

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>>386895646
In the cosplay game, you either win or you die.

>>386895809
Holy shit i think she has a puffy cunny

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>>386895174
>>386895346
>get drunk
>wife is nagging
>get into argument about her being jobless and money and such
>finally tell her about how I feel about working 60 hours a week doing manual labor and coming home and having to do all of the chores
>she punches herself
>I give myself a left hook so hard I indented my skin with my wedding ring and gave myself a black eye that looks like pic related a week later
>the guys at work make fun of me nonstop for it.

>>386895809
you know that's for photoshoot right?

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>>386894985
>I just got drunk and angry (at my wife for punching herself after I said something she didn't like)
Say what?! This is some quality bait.

>>386895912
bruh.... kinda beta. Is your wife sick, crippled or mentally retarded? tell her to get a job, its not fucking hard.

>>386891775
>>386888042
post an image of your 10/10s, please, I want to be blinded by beauty, and since I find this girl to be at least 8/10, I'll be absolutely stunned by something you consider to be 10/10

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*ahem*

>>386896082
No, no, and no. just lazy. I've been on her constantly about it, and the argument I let loose. I'm sick of the manipulative cry bullying, so I countered her shit 2 fold.

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>>386896192
Don't be one of those photoshop bitches. It makes you look desperate for (You)'s.

>>386896192
>>386896401
CUTE

>>386896258
Why vet married in the first place? What did you see in her?

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>>386896192
>that jawline
how can a girl be this perfect?

>>386891391
Who is this?

>>386878884
Blacked when?

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>>386896401
>implying that's not the photoshopped one

keep telling yourself that virgins

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>386898739
I wish I could look good by just stopping calories too but no, must exercise and eat massive protons

>>386896401
she reminds me of genkai from yyh, those eye wrinkles man

Wasn't she trying to gain weight to become sexy?

>>386899207
supid thic meme ruined her brain

>>386899052
I feel an intense urge to carry her around my house looking for things to bend her over and fuck over

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>>386877463
Why the fuck would I pay 40 bucks for a shitty Unreal Tournament with meme abilities when the new UT:
>is fucking rad
>FREE
>has amazing level editor
>monthly updates
>no classes
>no reloading

Post the guy that got to meet her but then realized she had an asian bf.

>>386900767
Wait what ? i need to see that

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>>386899052
>You will never crush Anzu's frail body with a bearhug until she outright sobs for mercy
>you will never let her go only to then put her in a camel clutch and bend her so far backwards she just passes out from the stress

>>386900845
yeah all 3 of them had lunch or something together

>>386901410
Holy fuck that must have been awkward as fuck

>>386901410
Did he think he was just going to hit it off with her or something? This reminds me of that one anon who she asked to borrow a pen from or something like that in school and he harassed her for weeks about it.

>>386901862
I can just imagine this fat awkward fuck spending all this money and figuring out her location just to go profess his autistic "love" to her, only for her boyfriend to show up.

Jesus. I feel bad for the poor girl.

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>>386901862
Oh shit i remember that guy.

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>>386903183
her bf is like a chad asian, but I dont think anything will ever come close to the time /mu/ was cucked by the biggest chaddest "muh dicc" asian guy dating the kero kero bonito girl

Post more cute Anzus

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>>386895809

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>>386904495

pls dump bf and marry me soon please kudasai

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I want to ravage this bunny with my horse cock.

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What is the appeal of these camwhores, exactly?

>Self-absorbed
>Look average without make-up and costume
>Thousands of beta-orbiters
>Fucked by Chad
>Lives by exploiting others
>All time and effort goes into looks

Does that really sound like someone worth looking up to?

Anzu is 100% the most fuckable thing on the entire planet

>>386905183
I don't look up to her, I want to jam things in her. Her personality doesn't even come into play.

>>386904967
>horse cock

pics or gtfo

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>>386905282
my familia

>not posting the dad

>>386892783
>Sign of a degenerate

Where does posting on 4chan sit on your list?

>>386877463
Shouldn't have pissed off MS.