The last game you played is now written by Anthony Burch,

>>386868765

The thought of Anthony Burch rewriting a Dark Souls game is pretty chilling.

Everybody is gay. No other changes.

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>hey guys, I'm lesbian and I'm going to remind you that single trait about me as much as I can!

everyone is a nigger jew multicultural sjw transgender

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I stop playing it. The thought of what Burch would have done to the ballistics or overtime lines to make them more "inclusive" depresses me

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>street fighter iv
>ryu opens up as being bisexual
>ken has feeling for ryu making awkward jokes about him being married
>guile is now oscar mike
>FEMINISM IS AWESOME
>jokes about anime because we are relatable
>THE MOST BADASS FIGHTERS IN THE WORLD

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Nothing changes.

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Daily reminder that our boy Anthony made a card game about literally killing yourself. Hang in there, Anthony; we're all gonna make it.

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Daily reminder that Trump is a doof doof

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>>386870253
DRUMPFTARDS BTFO

>>386870253
>like if you
>like what is

Do people actually converse like that over text? What's the point?

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This is the guy that Randy Pitchford thought it was worthy enough to handle Gearbox most valuable I.P.

>West of Loathing
I honestly don't know.

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>tfw you can't even use the anal probe on him

>>386870253
liblards think they're so smart

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>Knights of the Old Republic II

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Man, it's almost like the past is some kinda jigsaw puzzle or something! Made out of mirror shards! Wouldn't that be weird? Whenever you'd try to put it back together, you'd cut yourself! And I bet your reflection would be really weird! Looking at something like that might drive you coo-coo, or it could help you look at things differently! Wouldn't that be so weird though?

>>386870253
>ding dong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

>>386868765
Michael Asks Trevor and Franklin to fuck his wife and daughter while he cuts off his and Jimmy's testicles to end his own bloodline.

>Well hello you little erhm... thing... boy? Girl? Who cares amirite amigo?
>btw I hope my husband isn't too cold ahah

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>>386874971
Forgot image

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>>386873420

The best part is that the Left has done more damage to science than the right.

https://www.city-journal.org/html/real-war-science-14782.html

>I’ve read the Left’s indictments, including Chris Mooney’s bestseller, The Republican War on Science. I finished it with the same question about this war that I had at the outset: Where are the casualties?

>Where are the scientists who lost their jobs or their funding? What vital research has been corrupted or suppressed? What scientific debate has been silenced? Yes, the book reveals that Republican creationists exist, but they don’t affect the biologists or anthropologists studying evolution. Yes, George W. Bush refused federal funding for embryonic stem-cell research, but that hardly put a stop to it (and not much changed after Barack Obama reversed the policy).

>The danger from the Left does not arise from stupidity or dishonesty; those failings are bipartisan. Some surveys show that Republicans, particularly libertarians, are more scientifically literate than Democrats, but there’s plenty of ignorance all around. Both sides cherry-pick research and misrepresent evidence to support their agendas. Whoever’s in power, the White House plays politics in appointing advisory commissions and editing the executive summaries of their reports. Scientists of all ideologies exaggerate the importance of their own research and seek results that will bring them more attention and funding.

>>386868765
Halo
No idea really. I guess Cortana wouldn't be a thing

>>386870253
DOOT DOOT

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>>386868765
>FFX-2

All 3 girls are lesbians. Memes everywhere. Every other mission is about feminism, misogyny, or diversity. 90% of the NPCs are black. All dialogs are loud non-jokes that are run into the ground. Everything that isn't about Social Justice is about sex in some way.

>>386868765
protag gets cucked in the beginning, middle and end.

>Undertale

Nothing, I guess

>Isaac lived alone with Xis Father, living a simpleton's life lacking in awesomeness and explosions.
>it was a quiet life, and they were happy. But then people who disagreed with Anthony Burch had the gall to still exist.
>Isaac's dad was one of them, and so he is the villain

Featuring the voice talents of Ashley Burch as Dead Bird and Satan.

>>386870253
I wonder if a single one of his "fans" voted for trump

UNBRIDLED MURDER OF ALL WHO DISAGREE WITH A CERTAIN WORLDVIEW

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>Persona 5
I don't want to think about it....

>>386876638
Requires one to have fans first, friend.

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> league of legends

>>386868765
Monster hunter is now about having your wife fuck other dudes and then leave you

>ftl
Uh oh...

>>386876573
Toriel begins fucking some big black bull and takes away your butterscotch cinnamon pie

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>>386868765
FFXII
>Vaan comes out as bi
>Penelo sets him up on dates with dudes
>Vayne is now a misogynistic shitlord
>Ashe, Fran, and Penelo teach him that girls can be just as good as guys
>Basch talks about how great it is to be a feminist
>everyone speaks in Facebook memes

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>Fallout New Vegas

>tf2
uhh
Is it basically battleborn?

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>>386868765
Original:
>Remember Kratos, it was I who saved you in your time of greatest need. That night (flashback to family dying) I was just trying to make you into a great warrionr.
Burch edit:
>Like, Kratos, so, I know I made you kill your family and all. As in, REALLY kill. Those two were deader than anything else I've seen in Hades, to be honest! But like, sometimes you gotta understand what doesn't kill you makes you smarter. Or was it stronger? Well, you get my point. Just wanted the best for you! What you gonna do with that sword? Compensating for something?
>gains an award

>>386868765
I didn't think the writing in Fallout 4 could get any worse.

>>386872404
>someone payed actual currency to become Anthony Burch

>>386878146
Dear God no. Nooooooo. Letting that sex pest get his greasy woman-hating faggot claws all over Fallout would be worse than Bethesda getting the license.

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>>386870253

>>386868765
I stop playing

>TF2
>Instead of a intel, it's capture the wife
>But you can never capture it, only your opponents can

>>386878068
Vayne would be a stand-in for DRUMPFGHF and all the heroes would have to be at least three shades darker

>Rocket League
>cars now have a sex option
>cars have a horn option that yells "I'm a (insert LGTBBQ phrase here)"
>goal explosions are shitty unfunny memes

>>386868879
>indie rocks starts playing
>"yeah bud, this shit's called 'lothric'. A real piece-of-work this place. Fueled by fire, and fire's got an expiration date you know? This is a wake up call for all you Cinder Lords to get buz-izay. Not feeling up to it? That's a-okay bucko, because we got some undead folks coming to get your asses out of bed. They're kindled - not!"
>"woah, what am I doing in this crazy graveyard? that sure was a long dirt-nap, I hope there's some coffee brewing you know what I mean? Ha! Me, you crack me up!"
>"greetings ashy-boy, I'm like, the firekeeper. Come on by whenever you got some souls and I'll give you a boost, a 'level-up' so to speak wink wink. You'd have to be a total ding-dong doofus not to take advantage of this great deal. Only if you ask me nicely that is :P (voiced by ashley burch)"
>"hammer hammer hammer, I hammer my anvil all day, hammer hammer hammer, I hammer my boyfriend did you know I'm gay?"
>"Hey would you look at that? Another total dingus thinks he can just waltz in here and take MY soul? Hey bro, get your ass moving, it's time to open a flaming, teleporting can of whoop-ass on this mofo!"
"Well howdy! The name's Anri, that's A-N-R-I and don't you forget it! Let's get blazin'! (male if you're male, female if you're female)

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>Hey Brother! Liquid here! i got this new bi-pedal weapons system covered in ALLOYS! im thinking of calling it Medal Queer! get it, because its metal and... ah forget it....so hey hows that hot girl, whats her face? Yeah we'll shes here with me and uhh....well.. your an ass brother! Cant belivee you fell for the whole "miller" thing, it was REALLY ovbious, like a monkey with a typewritter could have guessed that! well.. see you soon brother! if you live that long!

>>386868765
Kingdom Hearts BBS

>Obnoxious 4th wall breaking remarks about how Terra is a dumbass and Xehanort is obviously evil
>Aqua becomes a more extroverted and "badass" female lead
>constant jokes about how sexist classic disney films were
>constant jokes about how sexist JRPGs are
>HJO goes into fucking overdrive hamming up his role as a villain.


Last one doesn't seem too bad desu.

>>386868765
I wanna fuck his face

>>386874226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Yo, ding dong, ding dong, yo?

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>GTA SA

>>386868765
Picross by Anthony Burch...
I don't even know where to start.

>>386879041
The biggest human punchball that ever lived